Lewis Black on the Bitter Herbs

[lewisbreland]

Horse radish looks like a horse dick.

[Watchmydust]

I LIKED HEARING ABOUT THE BITTER HERBS; WHICH ARE VERY MEDICINAL ESPECIALLY WHEN EATING PARASITAL MEAT. MOSTLY HISTORY NOT ESPECIALLY FUNNY. BUT I LIKE THIS MAN AND THE SUBJECT MATTER

[anarchosolar]

Only ONE problem Lewis the ENTIRE ...JEWS IN EGYPT story is 100% FICTION !!

[MenwithHill]

Jewish food is really weird.

[noodlesmealey]

lewis speak into the mike-roe phone!

[Yaeka]

I just realized I love his hands. Very nice hands. ♥

[Trund27]

Damn, I wish there was more to this. Is there a whole series on Lewis Black's interpretation of the Passover???

[Trund27]

mother nature likes to play with her food...!

[Arithmancer1]

As a jew I thought the saying about bad times was "Well, it could be worse."

[skyavalanche]

Love ya Lew. A Happy and Healthy Pesaccccchhhhhh!

[1scarletbegonias]

IT's COMEDY about a Passover Seder people! Get a clue.

[sammeo]

he is the perfect joker in the next batman movie

[roadrage212]

@sammeo holy shit you're right.

[cnuall]

hebrew a language of phlegm lol MAAAD

[tuseroni]

not a single penis joke. quite a few times i thought "was that a penis joke" but it seems not.

[crystalheart9]

Louis Black is so funny!! That herb thing looks like a penis, ha,ha,so funny

[GordonFreeMANness]

It looks like a bone... er...

[Heinekenberg]

8 people sucking on bitter stuff

[TheVampireEd]

It looks like a horse's dick? Is that how it got it's name?

[toobularbells]

Too fkn jewy Lewy

[ibdoda]

Love people who want Gods chosen people to become what they think is right but base what they believe is base on what Jews say,man who is right the Islamic they are the only one left from Abraham you know the father of many nation so what 3rd is right arristoled1 you know there is an old say you know you have created God in your own image went he hate the same people you do....pray about........

[ibdoda]

Love people who want Gods chosen people to become what they think is right but base what they believe is base on what Jews say,man who is right the Islamic they are the only one left from Abraham you know the father of many nation so what 3rd is right arristoled1 you know there is an old say you know you have created God in your own image went he hate the same people you do....pray about

[ibdoda]

Love people who want Gods chosen people to become what they think is right but base what they believe is base on what Jews say man who is right Islamic they are the only one left from Abraham who you the father of many nation so what 3rd is right arristoled1 you know there is an old say you know you have created God in your image went he hate the same people you do....pray about

[aristotled1]

Mr black, I look forward to your acceptance of Jesus the Messiah, as your Lord and Saviour. So kewl, then you will enter into His promise of Everlasting Life. Your ultimate goal as a Saved Jew. :-)

[skweekey01]

@aristotled1 wow dude.......just..... wow.

[thesharkchick]

@aristotled1 Mr. aristotled1, I look forward to the day that you say that exact same phrase to someone else you think needs 'saving', and you end up in the hospital with a busted jaw. Please save your preaching. It's old, it's annoying, and for many, it's completely and utterly pointless. If people need God, they'll find it in their own way and time.

[Trund27]

@thesharkchick Right on!!

[Ninspec]

@aristotled1 Reading your comment, then looking at your profile. You sir are one of the reasons I hate Christians in this country. If there is such a place, I'll see you down stirs, it's cozy and warm!

[TalyaRaphaella]

LoVe it! Oh, the video too. ;)

[AntiZionistCIAShill]

Just shred the fucking thing....make like a circumcision!

[alexhamster1134]

lol @ american = " 'erb "

[bluesojourn]

I've always loved Lewis' delivery style, in lieu of his naive socio-political stance. Call me thick, but it has only recently occurred to me what a Zionist shill he actually is. : (

[mcpencil]

@bluesojourn

so anyone who doesn't buy into islamic propaganda is a zionist shill..?

[AntiZionistCIAShill]

@bluesojourn is this coming from a Jihadi shill or an AMeriKKKan CRAPitalist shill?

[jkjl234]

wow this man is soooooo fucking funny

[thanksforthemessdick]

this man is a twist

[whythewar1]

As soon as I heard the bit about dipping it in the marosus I knew where he was heading , I mean I'm a jew..and It usually doesn't look that much like a dildo.

[badjer1785]

we have the same brisket!!! terrible

[yoelco]

sherlock

[AsparaIn]

Every Jew knows it's bad but it could get a little... umm... eh... better, but... it's bad.

LOL

[navpec]

you should ware a kipa when you say the blessing.

[eragon2121]

chhchchcchkklarosis

[chayyath]

Here's a nice one to contemplate. The idea of "Do unto others as you would have done unto you" was first spoken by Confucius, 500 BC, but who gets that credit in most circles?  The mythful Jesus.

[chayyath]

People were honored to help build the pyramids and travelled great distances to join in. History seems to be a bit muddled here I see. And yes, the old test. might have been fiction, but then, so is the new nothing but a gruesome goulash of older stories as well with a sprinkling of new BS. No, the egyptians weren't big on using slaves.

[MammasFotJuice]

he could be the joker!! for some reason my brain made that out

[xXKushkinXx]

haha that phlem line was good

[scallywag86]

You know...even when he`s not on stage, when he`s just sitting and explaining things he`s still great to listen to

[MichosaurousRex]

it looks like a willy :O

[vampirelady69]

Uhhhh...the Jews were never in Egypt.

[mmcdaniel73]

Really! you just wrote that! OMG you really need to study your history. But looking at your name on here, I'm not suprised. If you know not what you speak. Then don't !

[vampirelady69]

@mmcdaniel73 so wheres your proof? Archeologists have yet to find any evidence that the Jewish people were slaves in Egypt. Hell they Egyptians didn't even have slave labor.

[mmcdaniel73]

As you may be correct on the Proof of the presence in Egypt. But there is living proof the the Egyptians had and used slave labor.. Pyramids!!

[Trackstar2211]

@vampirelady69 You are correct. There is no information in the Egyptian history regarding Jewish slaves. But then the Tanakh/Old Testament is mythology as most historians know. Written by the Hazmonians in the 1st century it was an attempt to back-fill a bland history so that the Jews could claim greatness similar to the Romans and Greeks. It is reasonably easy to find this out. The book "The Laughing Jesus" is a good start.

[rotovia]

There is contemporaneous evidence of Jewish settlement in Egypt, however Exodus is not consistent with history from Egypt or visiting historians. Modern ethnography and cultural studies reveal strong connections between historic movements of Jewish groups with the culture, myth, language and so forth of groups they would have encountered

[vampirelady69]

I see some one has been reading Wikipedia.

[rotovia]

History major, actually

[DrSimmons]

I didn't have enough bread crumbs

[upstreme1]

Comedy is not necessarily a joke. LB is very much in the tradition of a Will Rogers or Bill Hicks, and for my money one of the very best this country has to offer. God bless you, Lewis.

[residue102]

@upstreme1 Yes I notice quite a few similarities to hicks. Coincedentally they look similar too imo.

[buryinggod]

Just wasn't that funny.

Did I miss something?

[caraphyllis]

I think it wasn't supposed to be THAT funny. Funny moments -- like his mom supplying rubber bands in the form of brisket to our troops -- but basically, political and (anti)religious commentary. His usual mix. It was funny but also interesting.

[baddog12k]

Lewis is probably the best comedian going today.

[threadysparrow]

everyone here shut the fuck up you are all idiots

[buryinggod]

Oooooh, look at you...The towering intellect.

[residue102]

That thing sure looks like a penis.

[MissTuxedoMask]

@residue102 That's the point.

[residue102]

@MissTuxedoMask Settle down misstuxedo we all know you get a bit too excited about penises. Lol

[AnthonyDaFox]

@residue102 Maybe its a Mummified Penis XD

[MrBoobs457]

@residue102 yeah, a horse penis

[shakedydogshake]

No Shit! Ya wake up in the morning, to have a nice sit down with the news, have some coffee and toast maybe, to start the day- and what do all those snobs at Fox and CNN do? They make your day bitter!!!! Go join a bowling league......

[jagenigma]

lol, putting a normal person in the special olympics!!! South park ringing any bells???

[FeelOfFriction]

LOL I never noticed that before.

[evh5150316]

Lewis as the Joker.

Wow. The movie would be a JOKE.

But fuck....I'd pay to see it a billion times!!!

[snappy452]

i never realized until now how much lewis black is like a non-homicidal version of heath ledgers joker

[blackout2430]

before even reading the comments i thought that hed play a fuckin amazing joker to lol

[brownmanblue]

i belive he would be a really good joker for the next movie

[Shahla666]

O.O He'd be perfect now that I think about it

[tickitytak]

holy shit yes. lewis black would be incredible as the joker.

[YOWHATTHEHELLUP71]

horse radish pen*s!

[nez2008]

Horseradish is russian bitter herb too. But he is holding it because it looks good.

[vicky2c]

I love this guy. Lewis, if you are reading this. I think rituals are important so we don't forget and we could take the traditions of our ancesors to the live on in future generations. I think it is a good thing. also, I think you would be a great companion for my mother in law. she is around your age and she has your humor to a t. That would be awsome!

[illspirit1965]

lewis black and gregory ohuse would hit it off xD

[RioOhKei]

Um... I don't understand where the John Kerry part came in... What does he have to do with Passover?

[warrenmontgomery]

its Lewis black...

[KrasnayaArmada]

i am trying not to laugh with him lol

[notthatbasic]

Steaming a brisket?

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

Criminal...

[miranger]

I dont get this myself i have no idea wtf is that dildo looking shit lmao must be jewish shit like he said... cudos to him do to bitch about it as always :D

[insalias]

Are you an idiot? He said it was Horse radish you dolt.

[miranger]

I guess i missed that part dipshit

[kapuskasing]

Yey!!! Let's all make up and fuck like monkeys now!

[Viktir666]

Religions are so fucking pathetic.

[residue102]

well, they eventuated in people having free thought - people like you. also they do at some level speak the truth.

plus we had to go through that to come to where we are now.

you are missing the good parts, hence, open your mind to it. And then, freedom. Because both good and bad actually.

[Viktir666]

Never! I don't want anything to do with religion because I don't believe in the invisible sky daddy.

[minorityrules]

PENIS FRUIT FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tekhiun]

not a fruit but i lold anyway hehe

[emothehero]

He's like my grandfather x D

[AlexStrider]

Lewis Black is Better when he gets pissed. he showing no emotion here. just dialog.... he needs to stick to his strong points.

[mighty58]

Lewis Black is always better live doing stand-up, his humor seems flat otherwise.

[echlyn]

Apparently, that's because laughter manifests more efficiently in crowds, when your psyche analyses whether something is funny or not and then checks with other people's reactions to determine if you're underestimating the humour. This sometimes happens to me; I don't find comics humorous unless I'm with other people.

[LordKinoda]

I can't say that holds true for me echlyn. I laugh my ass off at all his specials, and I almost always watch or listen to them alone. Same with alot of other comedians. I don't care what other people think is funny. If I think it's funny, I laugh, plain and simple.

[niftydrummer]

I laugh my ass off when I watch his specials alone, but I laughed so hard I cried once when I saw him live. I think he's funny in both ways, but seeing him live does make the extra difference for the reasons that echlyn explained

[szorin13]

i don't know what he's talking about. and i don't get the viral video. i like Lewis Black i just don't get this video.

[richja23]

someone just get a still picture of him holding that with a smile on his face. haha. that's priceless.

[madmartigan4077]

What is this from?

[SpayNeuter2SaveLives]

(coughing from laughing) May I worship at the House of Black?

[josda1000]

haha! i'm on a bowling league. gets my mind off of shit for about an hour a week. it's true. lol

[Kudelini]

Prime Rib with Horseradish Sauce =

The Other White Meat

[Garibaldi7852]

makes great beef on weck on a kasiser roll with thin wafered beef and warmed up in a jus ohhh a must have just put a little horseradish in the sandwhich yummy ^^  )

[Ukent]

Lol...Lewis likes it ;3

[blade853]

horse raddish...mmmmm

[joeocho88]

It probably was...and came off some gay guy.

I like Lewis Black. He is funny but THIS????

This is ONE PESACH SEDER I think I will pass on...

If Pharoah had Jews like Lewis Black, he would have given them a personal escort OUTTA there!

[Tobasco44]

That horseradish looked like a cock.

[HordeParade]

No shit.

[bellwaboy62]

why do you think it's called horseradish?

[stormchaser11]

LMAO!! When I first saw this I thought 'WHAT THE FUCK IS HE HOLDING?!?' OMG!! If I had a guy with a "horseradish" that looked like that, Id never leave that damn house....probably beacause Id be crippled!!! LOL!!!