This is why the Simpsons will always be superior to Family Guy (and lightyears ahead of the insufferable Cleveland Show); Whereas Family Guy struggles to fill 20 minutes, they have endless non sequitur cutaway gags which often drag on and on, The Simpsons gags, by contrast, are in context, quick, snappy and clever. I wish Bronson would go "fix" Seth McFarlane.
First they gentrified his neighborhood...then an indie-shoegaze-polka band opened a recording studio in the upstairs apartment...a hysterical wife and a daughter turned vegan...There is only so much a man can take...Charles Bronson IS Death Wish VI: The Avante-Gun.
Hahaha this is what made The Simpsons a classic. They always had original jokes and they set the standard animation. They didn't even have to cuss to get laughs.
If they wanted to be more accurate, Charles Bronson actually had short hair and no moustache while the Andy Griffith show was on the air. Whatever though.
@HipHopPhilosopher The humour derives from the absurdity of the notion of Charles Bronson - movie tough guy - being hired to appear on The Andy Griffith Show, a lightweight television sitcom. Like all the best joke it relies for its effect on the violent subversion of expectations.
@mikeehan it's in the "star is burns" episode where Jay sherman comes to review the movies. The charles bronson thing is on the simpsons when they are watching Jay Sherman on tv. So it kind of is both haha
Hank Azaria did the Charles Bronson impression and he also uses the voice for the "Wiseguy", that bald guy with the mustache that pops up on the show once in a
@twelvgage1984 No worries Twelvgage. I was trying to find this scene on here a couple of times too, and thought, if I wanted it up here, I'd have to put it up myself!
The new simpsons suck but it's better than family guy?
right?
ikt123 1 week ago
Ah, we miss you, Charles Bronson.
SPQRImperator 1 week ago in playlist simpsons
Somebody was going to dislike this video, but Charles Bronson shot him.
HesitantEvil 3 weeks ago 5
@HesitantEvil That should replace the Arrow to the knee jokes.
codename617 2 weeks ago
@VinnDiddy love that comment!
assmunchtube 4 weeks ago
I would watch that Andy Griffith Show!
PhoenixAngel429 1 month ago
I wonder what Emmet did...
Dagger33 1 month ago
Press 4 to hear Bronson's solution to all of life's problems.4
MrLavajet 1 month ago
Charles Bronson: "Now i'm going down to Emett's fixit shop to fix Emmett." lol
AutovoltGTS 1 month ago
@AutovoltGTS STFU
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- Where's Selena?? She is not in her cell.
- I shot her
- Well that's... what?
- And now, I'm going down to Bieber's Songs Shop. to Fix Bieber!!!!
zhork666666 1 month ago 9
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zhork666666 1 month ago
Season 8 was the best!
WelcomeGhostsIV 2 months ago
Lol! Now I'm going down to emmitts fix it shop, to fix emmitt
Jobu567 2 months ago
@ Emmet this ain't ova
bigkuntry112 2 months ago
Emmet would have disliked this, but he got "fixed" by Charles Bronson.
VinnDiddy 3 months ago 3
@VinnDiddy Oh okay
speedmonkey 2 months ago
I just recently watched Death Wish and now I get this joke after all these years.
candygameengine 3 months ago
this is when the simpsons were funny thumbs up
ddoggsthedan 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Emmet wasn't on the show when it was on in black and white, or with Don Knotts
whitesox901 3 months ago
Press 4
LocoRico89 3 months ago
Ya hear the song at the end of it, its the same song from mylazysundays
shanem365 3 months ago 10
@shanem365 It's the Andy Griffith show Theme.
codename617 3 weeks ago
@shanem365 Or the theme to the Andy Griffith Show....
stubby019 1 week ago
@stubby019 Never seen it
shanem365 1 week ago
This is why the Simpsons will always be superior to Family Guy (and lightyears ahead of the insufferable Cleveland Show); Whereas Family Guy struggles to fill 20 minutes, they have endless non sequitur cutaway gags which often drag on and on, The Simpsons gags, by contrast, are in context, quick, snappy and clever. I wish Bronson would go "fix" Seth McFarlane.
kev3d 3 months ago 50
@kev3d Hey now, American Dad is still a goldmine.
PAMuffinMan 2 months ago
@kev3d YOu do know the new FamGuy episodes aren't written or directed by Seth anymore?
Rykanable 3 weeks ago
@Rykanable I dont think they really were. A lot of the writers made Leslie Nielson comedies/parodies decades ago like Airplane and Naked Gun.
codename617 3 weeks ago
@kev3d Any animated show NOT made by Seth McFarlane is good.
Zindakku 1 week ago
This makes me lol every time.
OUSOONERSFTW 3 months ago
LOL...martial law comes to Mayberry.
ijnfleetadmiral 3 months ago 5
I just finished watching Death Wish 1 through 5. Now I'm going to Emmit's Fix-It shop to fix Emmit.
azntranc3951 3 months ago 5
Dis ain't ova.
corwinorr 3 months ago
ringtone material all the way!
LygarZro 4 months ago
Now I'm off to Emmit's Fix-It-Shop to fix...Emmit.
Hamsteere 4 months ago
"Hey what's the problem?.. It's my car!" BOOM!
whatuautado 4 months ago
I can't stop watching this.
BronFlocka 4 months ago
It's about time Charles Bronson started killing hipsters
Raziel1700 4 months ago
@Raziel1700
First they gentrified his neighborhood...then an indie-shoegaze-polka band opened a recording studio in the upstairs apartment...a hysterical wife and a daughter turned vegan...There is only so much a man can take...Charles Bronson IS Death Wish VI: The Avante-Gun.
JabberOff 4 months ago 5
a lifetime of great quotes.
mullfons 4 months ago
Now I'm going down to Google to fix YouTube
TRANSAM19777 4 months ago 5
fixing emmet, thats paddlin
MontezumaUH60 4 months ago
I guess he did fix Emmit 0 dislikes. But now that I have drawn attention to it there will be.
22LiquidSnake 5 months ago
I was making a sandwich.
SteppingRazor9 5 months ago
Thank God, a non-German Version of thos
Istanbul0687 5 months ago 2
I shot him!
TrishaDishaWarEagle 6 months ago 2
He Emmet, how bout some cookies?
MPieter88 6 months ago
@MPieter88 No dice!
Moogaar1 6 months ago
@Moogaar1
Dis aint ova!
MPieter88 6 months ago 3
TEMME
easterbunnyshreders1 6 months ago
I shot him.
rodz0r 6 months ago
What is that tune at the end? LOVE IT!
COMMANDERZEALOT1 6 months ago
@COMMANDERZEALOT1 It's the Andy Griffith show theme song.
tf2whackyengineer 6 months ago
@tf2whackyengineer Thanks mate
COMMANDERZEALOT1 6 months ago
Dis aint ova!
MPieter88 6 months ago
@MPieter88 No dice
lordrevan571 6 months ago
Hahaha this is what made The Simpsons a classic. They always had original jokes and they set the standard animation. They didn't even have to cuss to get laughs.
twofive25 6 months ago
@twofive25 "I gotta go, that damn weiner twofive25 is posting."
mseales 6 months ago
"I shot him"
SquareZ3ro 7 months ago 5
And people thought Mayberry was safe BEFORE Bronson became sheriff.
southerncajuncharm 7 months ago 3
Being able to watch this clip and others like it on a whim is a dream of my childhood.
PlanetMan77 7 months ago 7
Bronson and The Simpsons are my two favorite things about television, The numerous references in the older episodes always pleased me.
redbirdsescape 7 months ago
End song name?
XaZeRorAntZer 7 months ago
If they wanted to be more accurate, Charles Bronson actually had short hair and no moustache while the Andy Griffith show was on the air. Whatever though.
quirpco 7 months ago
nobrain.dk powz
GaragyVlad 7 months ago
definitely a timeless one, true simpsons fans rejoice!!!
CriticalPedagogy 7 months ago
I love the deadpan "I shot him."
Love me some Charlie Bronson!! Mr. Majestyk..
TrishaDishaWarEagle 7 months ago 3
one of the best jokes on the show
NeonGenesisNIN92 8 months ago
great clip and thx for the upload, its so hard to find the best simpsons clips in english
elcamino01 8 months ago
Everyone is left handed.
Treblaine 8 months ago
@Treblaine Usually Matt Groening draws everyone left handed because he is actually left handed. Bart Simpson is also left handed in every episode.
CGBSpender1 8 months ago
@CGBSpender1 Interesting, and to think Homer made such a fuss about the leftorium.
Treblaine 8 months ago
easily one of the best 20 seconds of the simpsons
pajor999 8 months ago
WTF? Why is "Rebecca Black - Friday" in the suggestions?
darkjediMIK 9 months ago
lol, I never imagined I'd come across this one.
darkjediMIK 9 months ago
"To fix Emmit..." LOL best part of the skit
sacojericho 9 months ago 2
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ShadowkeeperTei 10 months ago
Charlie is the MAN!!!! No palie, this is BRONSON Missouri
TrishaDishaWarEagle 10 months ago 5
I've been looking for this clip for a long time thanks for posting.
yolatreacy 10 months ago
Can someone post "Good Time Slim Uncle Doobie and the Great Frisco Freakout"?
Drac39 10 months ago
God bless you for uploading this, it is one of my favorite Simpsons moments ever. I laugh until I cry every time I see it.
ilovepuroland 10 months ago 6
"No dice!"
AshleyMarkPomeroy 11 months ago 4
Definitely my favourite Simpsons joke ever. Thanks for posting it.
castaneededstudios 11 months ago 4
I watched Andy Griffith reruns when I was young. I didn't get the Charles Bronson element until I watched various Death Wish movies. So great!!
87mrbojangles 11 months ago
i dont get the joke here, but i still find this hilarious.
HipHopPhilosopher 11 months ago
@HipHopPhilosopher The humour derives from the absurdity of the notion of Charles Bronson - movie tough guy - being hired to appear on The Andy Griffith Show, a lightweight television sitcom. Like all the best joke it relies for its effect on the violent subversion of expectations.
AshleyMarkPomeroy 11 months ago 5
[click]...to fix Emmet.
One of my favorite Simpsons clips ever. Thx for posting!
jj200284 11 months ago
dunno but the whistling theme at the end sounds kinda creepy here lol
ripelivejam 1 year ago 3
never understood this as a child yet I still laughed back then.
chiefsparten 1 year ago 4
I love the look Barney gives him as he walks out the door haha
Johnny72689 1 year ago 2
I love how they also have
"We look at an aging charles bronson in death wish 9"
"I wish I was dead,oi"
haha
birdman4birdlegs 1 year ago 62
@birdman4birdlegs i thought that was in the critic?
mikeehan 1 year ago
@mikeehan it's in the "star is burns" episode where Jay sherman comes to review the movies. The charles bronson thing is on the simpsons when they are watching Jay Sherman on tv. So it kind of is both haha
birdman4birdlegs 1 year ago
@birdman4birdlegs hahahahahahahaa
mf2230 4 months ago
Simpsons used to be so witty.
Shazrand 1 year ago 2
its a shame the simpsons just arent this good anymore
bigbrian310 1 year ago
I think Emmitt better be careful with Charles as Sheriff.
spjfrat 1 year ago
lmao Charles doesn't give a fuck he just shoots who ever he wants
Charles Bronson=GOAT
ninjaskor 1 year ago
"Well that's... what?!"
Goodatconnect4 1 year ago 3
I'd watch a feature parody like that
Treblaine 1 year ago
Oh God, thank you for posting this...Now i'm going down to Emmit's fix-it shop to fix Emmit...
BuddhaSnacks 1 year ago 103
@BuddhaSnacks Hahhah, I KNOW. I'll remember that quote forever and ever!
Robert111 5 months ago
What is the name of song at the end???
Caparzoshow 1 year ago
@Caparzoshow It´s the Andy Griffith Theme
ShadowBj84 1 year ago
lol XD
mortalkonlaw 1 year ago
Hank Azaria did the Charles Bronson impression and he also uses the voice for the "Wiseguy", that bald guy with the mustache that pops up on the show once in a
Baldenlong77 1 year ago
Death Wish is a pretty cool guy.
theFFVIguy 1 year ago
como se llama esa cancion al final de la escena?
Tinosaurio008 1 year ago
whats the simpsons fasination with charles bronson ?
gtaellis 1 year ago
@gtaellis everyone should have a fascination with charles bronson, he's one of the most amazing men who ever lived. just watch the death wish series
conebone699999 1 year ago
he was cool as hell that's why. Don't make me fix you
breeeegs 1 year ago
This is perhaps the best simpsons joke in years. Family guy does jokes like this all the time but none of them even compare.
bork129 1 year ago 4
I searched this clip for years. Thank you so much.
ShadowBj84 1 year ago
yes i agree with all these people ive been looking for this to be on youtube for a while, finally someone did, thanks!
tbone198521 1 year ago
THANK U!!!! ive been trying 2 find this video 4 years on utube.
twelvgage1984 1 year ago
@twelvgage1984 No worries Twelvgage. I was trying to find this scene on here a couple of times too, and thought, if I wanted it up here, I'd have to put it up myself!
NeoKubrick0 1 year ago
Classic. Thanks for uploading, these always seem to disappear :(
richardbirch2007 1 year ago