Dexter "tells" Deb that he's the Bay Harbor Butcher

[LadyofDragons]

xDDD

I love at the end he looks like he's trying not to laugh.

[JoeDaH0]

Omfg her crying is so hilarious

[pjwithbread8]

maybe he'll finish rudys work...

[Ironcabbit]

That was supposed to be funny. Deb cryin' and everything.

[xIR3N4T0Ix]

What is the season this episodes from?

[ladymimirose]

Fuck I couldn't stop laughing when she started crying ahahahahahah :')

[xIR3N4T0Ix]

oh thats fucking amazing...

[softball201320]

I admit... I was laughing the whole time. :D

[xXBlueFeatherzXx]

I couldn't control my laughter when she started crying xD

[JarshMaul]

I especially like the lighthearted music that plays during all the imagined scenarios. hahaha

[kray97]

Obviously they have to have a show...and if they're going to have a show, Dexter needs to stay alive and not go to jail. So I'm thinking that Deb will keep Dexter's secret...

[Granuju]

@kray97 or get locked up and kill those killers in jail. you never know tho, im looking foward to it

[BlackLife122]

MY GUESS IS ON THE 1ST ONE

[Ladylyla]

We need more scenes like that!!!

[Kaculik91]

Now we will see. But I guess, it will be something like "Sh*t, Dexter, what the f*ck?! Are you f*cking out of mind? How could you... " or something like this.I'm sure about a lots of f*ck and sh*t. ;) It's Deb.

[hausstudioks]

so, which story is gonna come true? ^^

[HaohmaruHL]

well, in the end he didn't have to tell her....

[fcmschumi]

this is happening LOL

[alexoficeland]

Now will see which of these it is

[cartens33]

At 0:43, he seems so happy to deliver this news. lol

[zyonhunter]

my guess is on the 3rd

[flickchick29]

Re-watched this clip after the Season 6 finale

[icecremer]

@flickchick29 Yeah, me too.

However, need to understand that their relationship became different during the time, also, seeing that she actually loves dexter in season 6... I really wonder what will happen.

[tylerf13]

looks like we'll get to see how this actually plays out 9 months from now!

[NOC137]

Like this if you just came from Season 6's series finale.

[TheGeorgevt]

Who else is seeing this after that season finale episode? :D

[cartens33]

@TheGeorgevt Yeah, it's weird.

[svantebeaverman]

Deb, I listen to Justin Bieber

[ThePrincess237]

Down on the ground mother fucker... :D

[DRock7977]

I fucking Love this scene

[codywrite]

aah. the good old days...

[puppetgenie]

I love the last one i lafed my ass offf

[catapei]

its me... the bieber.

[DeathShade1]

I know that Dexter is only imaging this, but it's kind of sad, as well as a little funny, that he didn't think that one of Debra's responses would be utter disbelief as if he were telling a very bad joke.

I don't know about you guys, but if somebody I was very close to told me they were a serial killer I would either think they were joking or crazy.

Either way, all of Debra's responses were hilarious. I wonder how she would take the news if he ever tells her or, more likely, if she finds out.

[BrunaX5]

My favorite one is the "down on the ground, motherfucker" one.

[timen1986]

Debra is awesome

[mountaindrewbc]

the sad "nooo noooo noooo nooo" @ 0:36 always makes chuckle. =P

[IMFDB]

I give major props to the people that train the show Dexter with guns! It's not everyday you see actresses "keep their finger off the trigger until on target and ready to fire" like Deb just did at 0:32, compared to all the trigger happy Call of Duty nerds! Goddamn video games are gonna cause dangerous habits and get people accidentally shot in the real world when gamers fingers start to twitch!

[lightninglee98]

I like when he gets shot

[RadekOzzy85]

@SvurenBatman BAM!!!

[lilbro209]

Did anyone else have a really hard time paying attention to the video with the sound of that meat cooking?!?! MMmmMM

[summerskyfilms]

Nooo, nooooo , noooo!!!!

XD

[Headphoneguy92]

I like the thumbnail of this video.

Debra has that ' Huh. Who'd a thunk it?' look

[purplebui]

LMFAO!

[MasterxKenobi]

I fucking hate Debra. Why not kill her instead of Doakes. That badass mother fucker.

[GeekLikeMe1988]

No matter how many times I see this the last one still makes me laugh out loud

[StrainClan]

0:30 is my favorite part XD

[mantoxic95]

im the butcher

BAM!

[manveerlochab]

what epsidoe is this ??

[vinceoniep]

Would be more funnier if Doakes stormed and said - "Surprise, Motherfuckah!" xD

[elbonja]

"On the ground, down the ground mothafukr!"

[cyberneticchaos]

Fucking great.

[LilTRoberts1000]

Lolololololololololololololol jeez wheres arby and the chief when u need em?

[InternalLife]

One of the best scenes. Made me laugh my lungs out :D

[TVlover014]

Why is it I laugh harder when she begins to cry? hahah

[Santana105]

@TVlover014 Probably because Deb's actor purposefully tried to make it seem like it was a terribly acted crying scene

[croxzy1]

too funny

[banenstrijder]

ON THE GROUND, DOWN ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER!! haha, i love deb :)

[yourbiggestmistake18]

lmao love the back ground music that starts at 26 seconds haha

[Bradzii]

i love how he says "I'm him. The butcher." :DDDD

[AmazeTheory]

LMAOOOO I <3 his face when he gets shot. Love dexter !

[advisablyparentable]

dexters one creepy ass mofo.

[kayjiaqizhang]

Deb had taught me a lot of bad words XDD

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

@kayjiaqizhang

not me, she just repeats fuck all the time :S

[kayjiaqizhang]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,,,,,,,,,,,,­Gotta love this show

[MySerpentine]

LOL

[lebogoce]

4 people didn't repect the rule Number 1 of Harry's code: "Don't get caught"

[alexloco8]

wat ep is this and season???

[arpita2811]

no bro.noo!..lol

[adamricher]

im him the butcher LOL!!!!!

[DeutschlandSiegHeil]

when i explained this show to my sister and she compared it to CSI i was pissed. this show is fucking thrilling and hilarious

[Elisha2Kings]

That was just Dexter admitting he was a serial killer. Imagine if he told her the full story!

Dexter: Deb, I'm the Bay Harbor Butcher.

Deb: What?

Dexter: And the Ice Truck Killer was my big brother. He only dated and tried to kill you to get to me.

Deb: Oh Jesus~!

Dexter: And, uh, the reason Dad never bonded with you is because he was training me to be a vigilante killer.

Deb: *shoots him*

[iiH3R3T1C]

@Elisha2Kings and also:

Dexter: And Dad was cheating you mom with my biological mother

[Jsworld1980]

this show is awesome when there's nothing left to see on the tube

[SweetZombiJesus]

@Jsworld1980 Dexter, Archer, Walking Dead and my X-Box are the only reasons I have a TV.

[123456qwertyuiop915]

damn Deb cant wait till the plate is on the table .....someones hungry

[JoyeliInukag]

if you ask me,Deb would react,"wtf?are you fucking kidding my holy motherfucking ass?its not funny! Holy Shit!" XDD

[JoyeliInukag]

i love it how a serial killer can be so much of a .......visionary.....i laughed my fucking ass out and fell on the floor! XDD

i motherfucking love this show!

[shuntsam2]

This is the funniest scene of the entire show...no doubt!! :D

[acmilanboi]

I hate debra- she's too needy.

[Tokitty483]

xDDDD

[heartofchambers]

LOL I searched for this randomly, glad someone uploaded it. Favorite moment from season 2.

[90kulu33]

ahhaahha



[veldross1]

I like Deb, but in the book the author said she had a HUGE rack. Clearly the opposite in the show though.

[searcher619]

@veldross1

And in the book Deb learns what Dexter is at the end of book 1.

[FacebookQueen]

Does she have a lazy eye or something? I always wondered.. :)

[tiburcio9999]

what kind of food is that???

[searcher619]

@tiburcio9999 That's called Steak & Eggs

[tiburcio9999]

@searcher619 but, those are apples right?

[yasserbs]

the best one is 0:31

"on the ground, down to the ground, motherfucker"

best dexter scene ever

[danluver723]

last time makes me laugh

[Bladerunner93]

I don't think Deb would be too pleased to know that this is what Dexter imagines her to be like

[ChristophGangrel]

The best scene in whole series...

[Thechelsea9torres]

the last 1 0:46 hilarious XD

[Uir88]

i thin 3rd reaction could be true

[refuckulate420]

@Uir88

Yes the most likely, followed by the first lol.

[Peterpansmyman]

I'm him.. the butcher :D

[callmegreat7942]

This isn't going to be easy...

[callmegreat7942]

What Episode?:)

[callmegreat7942]

Love the last one!:)

Event through the first looks like it actually could happen...

[lorenzo4470]

lolz at 0:39

[helenight]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooool

[VictoBurgZ]

the last 1 so sick lol

[adrianlindsaylohan]

I just wish deb finds out some day, and I'll keep waiting. She's my favorite character on the show

[Usul573]

@adrianlindsaylohan

Some sort of alternate episode or scenario would of been very interesting.

What if he confessed to Deb? What if Doakes brought him in? Go to trail?

What would of happened? How would everyone had reacted?

[planetrics]

this was the best part in that episode

[Novur]

It would seem more in character for her to think it a bad joke, and not be convinced until Dexter had completely explained his motivations, methods and upbringing. And after that, she'd probably need time to think about how she should react.

[WellDone89]

Only God can judge us!

[croxzy1]

i lol'd so hard at this scene. one of the best parts.

[IMFDB]

Jennifer Carpenter sure knows how to handle a gun in reality. Her bio states she frequently went shooting with her father in Kentucky. An actress that keeps her finger off the trigger until ready to fire is rare in Hollywood.

[TamilNadu06]

this was, hands-down, the best scene in the entire series. hahaha.

[TTTmiller]

if someone made me steak and then told me they were a serial killer, the first thing I would ask is what am I eating

[palliah2]

@TTTmiller

That's probably the reason they had her gag/choke on the meat XD.

[MDSquared13]

I'm him, the butcher!

[Alexrose12345678910]

Nooo noooo nooo nooo nooooo!

I lol'd so hard.

[ChineseCommando]

I love this show's random comedy scenes

[MysticDMBherb]

The third reaction wasnt that bad

[1991123ihatethissite]

its weird to think those two were married in real life, its sad they're getting divorced

[bizzoshaker]

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING BOTH SEASON 1 and 2 AND THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST SCENE SO FAR LOL!!

I LOVE D E X T E R !!!!!

[Fleri001]

Only thing that keeps me from giving this show a full 10 is Deb. Fuck her annoying little cunt.

[chaznee00]

HAVE to love deb!

[sharpayishere]

I love this scene. Dexter is awesome. :D

[inemanja]

making arest is the best

[alzaine]

I'm him... the butcher hahahaahahah

[Cantripping]

My favourite scene to date. Dexter is the best show on TV, period.

[ModeLTU]

Hilarious dark humour.Dexter's da best

[legolovergirls]

0:47 is priceless

[KINGSprod]

dexxxxter

[simpsonman956]

0:42 . "Oo wacha saaaaay! Mmm that you only meant well, Oh because you did. mmm whacha saaaay! mmm that it's all for the best oh because it is. mmm whacha saaaay!"

[viridismonasteriense]

I love how it's purposely badly acted on Deb's part.

[jrbooth31977]

julia stiles named the villains on dexter names start with j. Herself, jaime murray, jimmy smits, jose zuniga, john lithgow, & johnny lee miller. And add jennifer carpenter to the list.

[viridismonasteriense]

@jrbooth31977 It would've been an impressive list, had not Rudy been played by Christian Camargo. Not a J. Nice try though.

[lukas316815]

just saw this for the first time about ten minutes ago, nearly pissed my pants laughing hhahhahahhhahh

[Johhnypwnz0rd]

0:45 headshot, no blood, perfect.

[KaleunMaender77]

I laughed my balls off when I saw this...personally I prefer having Debra cry...hahahahahahahahha nah better. Of course it's her shooting him...hehehehehehe

[joshliamdunne]

Haha the last one was hilarious.

Best show on television.

[pockettaco]

the music is what makes this scene haha

[ChildOfTheFlower]

0:39 was the funniest

[pL4YIT]

what episode? :D

[ANGELvsss]

@pL4YIT season 2 i guess. before last episode or im wrong

[bergecuje]

heyy!! presidente beer yeah!! i'm proud that my country's flagship beer is on this show.

[Qwertey16]

the part when she shot him I laughed so fuckin much! this show is brilliant!

[iloveravenrock]

I laughed out loud at the last one too. Funny shit.

[Cazzy6177]

0:06-0:07 Salmonla

[ramir233]

What about the bay harbour butcher?

[VaginaILove]

2nd one is funniest to meh

[blackjack67576]

awesome!!! this scene is funny

[Vidhole]

the third one seems like a typical debra reaction

[Vykrel]

his headshot face is freaking hysterical XD

[AutumnHasBrains]

hahahaaa

[radioheadinc]

"this isn't going to be easy" lol

[DarkUSS]

I laughed my ass of with this.

[thenumberofthebeast6]

i almost pissed my self when deb shot dex

[lartkrin]

i can't realy see why this is so freeking funny, but i cant stop laughing

[siriusblack985]

LOL the expression on his face when he gets shot

[abigail1918]

@siriusblack985 i lol'd at that too!

[laurisa86]

her 3rd reaction was definitely the best xD

[gennakale]

Everyone needs to chill the fuck out and watch dexter.

[samisayshi]

LOL SOOO MUCH.....hahahahaha

[godkingRoss]

*whimpers* "no, no, no no, nooo" haha i love it... and WTF?! Hall got cancer? shit, i never knew....

[crazygirl1502]

The last 2 cracked me up.

[KateMeowFrr]

I LOVE THAT SCENE

[PeanutButterJelly500]

I don't get why people get anoyed by Deb, and don't like jennifser's acting. I LOVE her.

[andell1]

@PeanutButterJelly500 I agree...I think she's fantastic!

[Darienlover999]

@PeanutButterJelly500 I really couldn't stand her in the 1st season but I've grown to really like her :)

[Marle111]

@PeanutButterJelly500 she swears too much :'(

[mazingkid]

@Marle111 i wouldn't say she swears too much, she has the morgan mouth, which can get a little intense at times

[SpikedYum]

@PeanutButterJelly500

She is a great actress but the reason why i dont like her is because everytime someone starts to feel bad or has a good reason to she will jump in saying something like "well hey i was engaged to the ice truck killer" its like she takes pride in saying it basicly as if she thinks its a compitition she always has to think she has been more hard done to in life than anyone else.

[JoyeliInukag]

@SpikedYum u r very wrong here.she dsnt take ne fucking pride in being engaged to d ice truck killer! if u hv seen the show through and through(which i'm sure u did)u'd know dat inside her rough n tough exterior,Deb is really childish n offcourse a loud mouth.just like a kid always tries to tl oder people,'yours is nothing,now hear mine'.Deb jst happens 2 babble it out,not intentionally though.she tries to say,"you are breaking down cause of dis and i'm still all strong after d 'ice truck thing"

[spacesex101]

@PeanutButterJelly500 I love her too. she seem so real

[daedralord1]

@PeanutButterJelly500 i agree....deb is great, shes the total oppostie of dexter

shes figity, nervous, out there while dexter is calm, calculated and aware of surroundings at all times

but she is great to watch

[TheUndeadZombiex]

Hahaha. I laughed so hard at this.

[3acdc3mtlca]

"its me, im the bay harbour butcher," deb, "no no no no no" i lold

[NightmareNumber100]

i laughed so hard at the last one

[AN456d]

actually his cancer (which was 95% curable, even if not detected in the early stages) has entered in remission in april :p

[naal13]

cancer kills people...dexter kills cancer, that´s just how it works.

LOL

But jokes aside, I wish all the best to MCH and I heard that he was getting better.

Can´t wait for season 5!!!

[ciaranod]

@naal13 - He was given the all clear and is back at work. Which is great.

@ciaranod

So I´ve heard.

Can´t wait for the next season!! 8)