Goal.com: How to blow a vuvuzela, South African style

[mynameisjustinj]

Who's the douchebag that yelled "stop" in the background?

[Schlongster69]

At 1:24 I feeling it goddamn what a beautiful instrument.

[187SicknesS]

/b/ makes sense now

[fIvndy]

@187SicknesS dumbfuck

[187SicknesS]

@fIvndy you mad bro? lol!!!!!1!1

[fIvndy]

@187SicknesS Nope, but you've just proven to me how cool you are.

[187SicknesS]

@fIvndy good, now kick rocks and take your butt hurt with you, vuvuzela blower.

[fIvndy]

@187SicknesS rofl

[28crucis]

THESE GUYS SHOULD BE PLAYING TENOR (ALTO) HORN. the mouthpiece is the same size. We'll be seeing them at the UK National Brass Band Championships... Or not.

[virtuosoikingpin]

Those guys are amateurs, they didn't even make a higher pitch with it.

[GoldNRoar]

Great sound south African players

74 yr old convert

[1996NissanXE]

I didn't know T-Pain played the vuvuzela. T-T-T-T-Tmix BABY!

[BaMbAmMuThAfUcKa]

They're not that hard. Join band.

[kaijinkun]

Just got a store that sells them for 3$!

Watched this.. holy fuck it;s LOUD

[Corerrai]

Will it take long to learn? I need to know fast since i need to know how to play it in a few days for a geography project on African culture.

[yopranay]

1:41 random arabian guy

[Sydro619]

thanks, took me a while to figure it out

[RenyRuIez]

I bought one for 7 dollars, and it came with a stupid whistle in it, I took me till now to realize I had to take it out, and do the natural noise!

[5388checho]

@commentfightsplease

Yeah! There has to be alot of vuvuzelas to make that sound

[TheFWord5115]

I love how the people join in at the end and have no idea what there doing

[cba0396]

Lol At 1:16 Someone Said STOP Lol..!

[commentfightsplease]

I bought a vuvuzela, but i dont manage to make the bzzzzzzzzz like a swarm of bees sound. Does it requires to be more vuvuzela's nerby to make that sound?

[schs2k11]

@commentfightsplease yes it does. at my high school there was like 5 ppl who did it. Then the parent joined in and then made the buzz at our soccer game. get about you and 12 of your friends and do it.

[ajhgfhgjbjhbjhb]

I got one of these for new years at the dollar tree they are so loud ahahaaa. people were getting annoyed lol

[Sursion7]

I got one for christmas. I made sure I woke up the entire block.

[DNBJerk]

OH MAN. This was cracking me up. Especially the sweet jam session at the end. The dude runs over at the last second! HAHA

[pete5668]

i think i heard a whale or something

[9ronaldo7drogba11]

just got mine today

[foleacruz]

Hell yeah my vuvuzela came in today...

[hobojoeisme]

vuvzelas are 'poor man's' trumpet

[shigshwa]

Lol, someone said STOP!

[Kingshal11]

I REALLY DONT THINK THEY SHOULD BAN IT. THATS WAT I LOVE ABOUT THE WORLD CUP

[VRSlash91]

I think I heard Chewbacca....

[magmaguy]

I have a smaller vuvuzela, but when i try to blow i see the guys face and i just start laughin

[wj0t]

@Amiga1801 you have to do that with a trumpet to..

[me2goodfoyou]

lol this is fucking ridiculous

[flyingfishlu]

@me2goodfoyou you do the same thing with the trumpets.

[ROBLOXkillers88]

i got my vuvuzela now but i cant blow in it so good

[Chekkogrnteam]

Bought a vuvuzela but i dont know how to blow it lol.

[ROBLOXkillers88]

wow i never thoug African people would make something awesome like this!

[ElveeKaye]

I think what makes it so annoying is that you can't get more than one tone out of it. If it had finger holes, like a flute, you could at least play songs on it. I want to see someone make a vuvuzela with finger holes and then play "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard" on it. =D

[takkutakiainen]

I don't understand the thumbs down... this is good... the thumb donwers just need to hear some more of it I guess :)

[Stanleycheung1]

@takkutakiainen yea its so cool

[Cblock1985]

this is soooo cool =) i ordered my vuvuzela over seas! should be here in a few weeks =P causing chaos in the US!

[stupiditiestloser]

this is difficult

[pearl99yey]

just got my vuvuzela today,had no idea how to use it, but by 0:51 , im an expert. you africans are awesome.

[xPikaWolfx]

BAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Achokiador]

1:07 Trying to learn how to do that...

[freakmenoobi]

@Achokiador same here i still cnt do it

[ElBasha415]

i love my vuvuzelaaaaaa just bought 2 yesterday 1 red another 1 blue they rock........... thanks south africa for showin us this hornnnnn and for this beautiful world cup.......

[kingded2]

OMG ive been trying for half an hour and still dont get that sound-.-

[TheEltoro55]

Not helpful...

[EtonikProductions]

i want that shit on my ipod

[Jerudadamaja1]

music to my ears :]

[brandonbamforDD]

sounds like shit

[lilnino93]

the using the tongue thing is a musical technique for brass players called flutter tonguing

[Mehulasi]

They're aren't seriously dancing to those sounds? :D

[WoZelaInitiative]

The best reuse for a vuvuzela at wozela.co.za!

[pinkie9142002]

I love the vuvuzelas so much that I bought one so that during my son's football games (American football) I can annoy the other teams and families of the teams. I can't wait to vuvuzela my ass off during field goals and stuff. I'm gonna stock them for my whole family! Thank YOU, South Africa =)

[Jerudadamaja1]

@pinkie9142002 lol lets bring it to "American Football"

[DarthMalakcocoa]

1st of all there wont be a world cup next year its every 4 years and it will be held in a different country in 2014 lmao

[juanrcr42]

@DarthMalakcocoa Dumbass look at when the video was uploaded!! shut the fuck up

[jakub03021980]

Love it, will miss it, the games and the sound thank you south africa it was great.

[timossman911]

it wasn't just the south africans blowing it, everyone was doing it!

[bla7091]

@timossman911 If the south africans weren't doing it, nobody would

[deedose]

with all due respect to South Africans, that shit is annoying BIG TIME

[WoollyWhistler]

Someone in the background yells "STOP!" at 1:17!

[AndrewNWA]

i gotta get me one of those:P nice tips:) thx

[CorruptedOn3]

LOOL i like how they all stop when that guy in the Liverpool jersey comes in

[sirben2]

I have one and I annoy everyone around my house =D

[MrsClaireBieber]

thanx lol now i know how to do it right

[AirCooledMan2006]

MOAR VUVUZELAS!

[raggamm]

LOL I nearly died laughing 1:30 onwards

[GRMORAM1]

@raggamm

Me too! xD

[till357951]

its a fucking plastic horn not a musical instrument....

[35LatitudSur]

All the vaseline factories in Africa worked overtime in the last two weeks....because you had to stck those vuvuzelas up your arses!!!!!!!!!!!!....grow up people, be more serious!!!!!!!

[bla7091]

These things exist since 2001... cultural heritage, my ass

[cyberyanmar]

now it sounds less annoying

[thisismikey444]

thumbs up if you pressed the vuvuzela buttion when they were all playing together.

[adidaz205]

lol the egyptian guy at hte end

[God21Good]

vuvuzela 4 ever:P

[martinx5x]

I blow my vuvuzela daily.

[lookagain77]

@martinx5x, I don't, I let my girlfriend do that for me....

[PPPEEETTTIIIEEE]

vuvuzela button.

[CaptainP00face]

African people are vuvuzela masters :<

[tryder78]

i have a vuvuzela but cant make a noise quite that loud !!!

[wldxb]

@tryder78

same here :S maybe we got a shitty ones, or is it us that we don't know how to blow it?! xD

[ParamaxFilmings]

I watched this video with the vuvuzela button

[haydensd]

Ok, it's a musical instrument, but after 10 minutes it becomes so annoying and irritating. It's impossible to watch a soccer game with this sound in the ears all the time!!

[KenyanBoyBiggz]

@haydensd lol how is it annoying? do you watch the game to hear the commentators or to see how the fans react? if you was a real football fan you wouldnt be so stuck up on them being annoying. if you notice they get louder as the teams play well. when they suck the fans start yelling and stop blowing them. i love those things they are music to my ears. if they are annoying go watch baseball where its quite. lol

[haydensd]

@KenyanBoyBiggz Maybe I used the wrong word (sorry, I'm italian). I wanted to say that for me this sound for me is to loud and after 20- 30 minutes of game it becomes irritating..Of course, it's an instrument, it's always a kind of music, but they could stop for 5 minutes!!

[KenyanBoyBiggz]

@haydensd i totally understand what you are saying. its annoying to foreigners. but the south africans have been doing it for forever its kind of like the italians like to burn fireworks on the stands during games. i think thats risky coz something or someone could catch a fire. but seeing as the world cup is in africa i think everyone should just enjoy them. coz after all they wont be hearing them after next week.

[bla7091]

@KenyanBoyBiggz In a *normal* football match you can hear the fans sing, now it's like listening to a beehive for 90 minutes

[KenyanBoyBiggz]

@bla7091 yeah i get your point. but this is africa. abroad you can hear the cars honking. over here we listen to the birds churping. now what?

[bla7091]

@KenyanBoyBiggz The level of football even degrades because players and coaches can't hear each other, you saw so many miscommunications in the group phase



[KenyanBoyBiggz]

@bla7091 no. vuvuzelas had nothing to do with miscommunications in the group stages the teams just sucked. vuvuzelas are still being blown all the way to the finals so i dont get your point. the good teams played well and the garbage ones had problems. are u goin to blame the jabulani ball too? lets also blame the altitude while we are on the topic.

[bla7091]

@KenyanBoyBiggz If you watch a soccer match in an empty stadium (when no fans are allowed because of trouble in the past) you'd be amazed at how much the players talk. Normally you don't hear it because of the crowd.

If you start honking over their chatting with 100dB you really can't hear a thing that's apparently important in their play. By the way, that ball was tested by NASA with smoke trails and it produces a spiral. Evidence that the ball sucks too

[KenyanBoyBiggz]

@bla7091 i play collegiate "soccer" as you call it, so trust me i understand how much communicating in a game means. but this was a worldcup tournament not the community football match. people payed hundreds of dollars to sit on those seats so they deserve to blow their vuvuzelas and get wasted and if the team cant play through that then they dont deserve to be there in the first place. let them talk in practice. and the ball doesnt suck. those complaining should have had more practice with it.

[bla7091]

@KenyanBoyBiggz Seriously if a ball needs special practice to handle it, it would nearly qualify for another sport lol. Just called it soccer so americans don't confuse it... for some reaosn they play football with their hands too =|

[KenyanBoyBiggz]

@bla7091 nothin is wrong with those balls. they just weigh a little less than the champions league ball or the older version of the world cup balls because the material was different. when u put the altitute of south africa into it the balls tends to swerve more. the germans used it in their league before the world cup they didnt complain. the problem was all these teams waited till they were in south africa to start using it. its like wearing new shoes. they grow on you.

[RAD6324]

white and british power

[Dillon1108]

mines cut in half for some reason - will it still work?

[Mandelaspride]

SOUTH AFRICA - WORLDS LARGEST SHIT HOLE

[jose89459]

lol someone at 1:17 says "stop!" lol

[babyfacebosn]

I get it! There are just playing 1 massive shitty as song!!!

[Moocow002]

it sounds like angry bees on tv!!!

[mrmistercharles]

i just bought mine off ebay! yay its AWESOME

[Mandelaspride]

KAFFIR - A word that is used by south africans in describing black people, its is derogatory and is usually expressed while feeling very frustrated and angry at a black persons incompitance

EXAMPLE : that kaffir broke the iron again or that kaffir ruined the world cup

[calcla101]

@Mandelaspride fuck off racist

[Fishdogpigsquirrel]

This reminds me of that day on /b/

[autoDry]

in the next call of duty, there will be vuvuzela's they are super kills

[pounro]

@autoDry what is call of duty?

[autoDry]

@pounro it is a very popular was video game

[K3VX]

@pounro A very popular videogame ( A first person shooter )

[K3VX]

@autoDry Nah, they'll just replace the Tactical Nuke by a vuvuzela invasion, way more painful

[u2be0102]

Now put an entire stadium together and you get the most annoying sound in the world!

[RamonSanchez14]

i don't see why people hate this instrument...

[u2be0102]

@RamonSanchez14

you not watching football are you?

[RamonSanchez14]

@u2be0102 If by Football u mean Soccer?

then Yes , who isn't watching the world Cup and Come on ! , Vuvuzuelas are just like Blowhorns they are for spirit!!!!

[23JillyBean]

i love it how people just joined in

[erty768]

its just a simple buzz kinda like on a real trumpet

[eccentricsimpleton]

I just got the free one from The Sun today. xD

[SonWhitey]

i just bought a vuvuzela from ebay!

[SXESOCIETY666]

i want a vuvuzela really BAD!!!!!!

where can i get one?

[sergen121]

@SXESOCIETY666 ordered 1 from ebay for £7

[Clearie552]

man I gotta get one me one of those!

[AnotherSchmoe]

If that thing is a musical instrument, then so is my butt. Because that's just a really loud fart. These people are idiots, vuvuzelas should all be rounded up and destroyed. Get these people some recorders, they can ignore all the holes and play one note til they're blue in the face, at least they won't be wrecking anyone's hearing.

[DoomThroughDoom]

@AnotherSchmoe LOL!

[RnMKicks]

Just one more reason, and, if I may say a overwhelmingly convincing one at that, to eliminate soccer from my sports viewing queue! Additionally, I think the penalty for anyone accused of blowing the damn thing is that they be subjected to a Long Range Acoustic Device at close range (140-150 decibels at 3 ft.) for 90 minutes!

[Mrgyn]

@RnMKicks

Lol!

[mundox86]

@jocky102 boo boo zeh lah

[LexyLuvatic]

Thanks, it helped a lot. I bought one of those vuvuzelas at the supermarket

and was wondering why it doesen't sound like on the football place when

they use it. But know it makes the same noice. If i try it every day I may can

try different sounds and rythems on the vuvuzela.

[SJSharkWannabe]

I have a black vuvuzela that I use at every Oakland A's game, & there are usually between 2 & 6 fans with vuvuzelas at every game. They are iconic to the A's as well as the game of soccer, so I would hate it if these horns were banned from soccer or A's games.

[ronburgendey]

@SJSharkWannabe fuck are you shitting on about, no one gives a fuck about your a's

[greendayfan234]

you know what im proud ouf south africa. a poor country like theirs has managed to do something that no other country has ever been able to do. they have successfully pissed off the entire world. not even the united states has been able to do that, we tried, hell we even nuked japan but we still weren't able piss off the entire world. South Africa has managed to piss off the ENTIRE world with a FUCKING PIECE OF PLASTIC. we all have to admit a for poor shit hole of county thats pretty impressive.

[maplestoryranger]

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[FlaFlaFlaFlan]

i want one >.<

[turksuckballsgyot]

man there fucking killing the game with this shit vuvuzela im serious this isn't just africa watching man this is the whole world and i fuckin hate fifa for not banding i hope they do something for the next world cup

[darrenshan97]

iv got a vuvuzela

[bulgaboi]

i love how random people just come in and start playing with them

[dumbkunt]

dumb fukn mavri

[Robihno888]

what's fun about blowing 90 minutes on a that thing?

[ejhsskater]

@Robihno888 I know right? Like 90 minutes of bee's sworming.

[llRihannall]

ive got a vuvuzela ♥

[knierymeansfox]

@lolmonster5000 AMEN. their vuvuzela-ness gets my hype!

[knierymeansfox]

@shabatster the only thing that can destroy the world cup is negativity and the inability to embrace our similar difference. the world cup unites. VIVA FUTEBOL

[A5runner]

So easy, even a retard can play it! Bless Africa and their simple souls.

[StupidKidsFiles]

i just found one in my garage :O

[LOCKON7866]

Get a vuvuzela. You'll love it!

[wajpereq]

Can anyone explain to me the idea of spending entire 90 minutes of a soccer match blowing a f* horn, instead of focusing on the pitch action? I am really puzzled. I know, African culture and shit, but to me it is simply illogical. I might as well go to opera and play a handheld game during the show... or something.

[GibsonLesJosh]

Vuvuzela button makes this an epic win lol!

[preslley]

engraçadaum foi o gringo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha 1:44

[RSASoundSystem]

We ♥ vuvuzelas! Check out RSASoundSystem channel and blow as You like!

(Usefull for the vuvuzela haters too.) LOL

[cadu1995]

IGNORANT FUCKING MORONS.

[imtotallyserial]

Ban it 2010, that's a laugh. I had high hopes last year.

[Krypton700]

I wish I had my own.

[kamktmc]

90% of Vuvu are made in China.

workers are low-paided.........

[LazouCy]

hahahah I love their groove! :p

[JustGaPaid]

at first, it was annoying as fuck to me but now watching the world cup games i've grown accustomed to the sound.

[shahinandadrian]

I got 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whathefucklol123]

black colour black destiny...

[BlaqGorilla]

It only makes one note... So why does it make people dance? Very strange...

[silentkillerUSA]

HAhahahahahahaha

1:16 STOP

[iamnanosec]

I WANT ONE!!!!!!![super awesome face]

[aplayaz2000]

it only sounds good when people know how to play it, like those dudes in this video

but all together it sounds like BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[Suchacomedian]

How to play the vuvuzuela!

[Rixx21]

'FIFA may ban it at next year's world cup'?

Yeah because it happens every year, idiot.

[craptinkrunch]

@Rixx21 This video is from 2009...he was referring the 2010 world cup.

[Rixx21]

@craptinkrunch Right you are man, my bad.