Bill Hicks - Revelations (1993) SUB ITA 5\8

[matthewthedude]

"that is my purple wand and my hairy sack of magic" XD lmfao

[nts4906]

Goatboy...shock value before there was a shock value market.

[JamPantsProductions]

There is nothing between your legs, it's like a whisp of cotton candy framing a papercut!' Fucking brilliant XD

[Domzdream]

Yes, I always thought - what's the fucking point?- to the stars covering the nips of the women, back in the 80's and early 90's.

You buy a mag where you have to use your imagination??? HUh??? Weird.

What's the point to the mag again? 'I must imagine this for myself. Even though I look at my girlfriend's pussy every night, I must act like I've never seen one before'.

Man, mags were sooo backwards back then.

[SirRichardtheIII]

10/25/2011 is the day i stumbled upon this guy......Respect........my eyes are now opened a little wider.........

[CameronWasmund]

Does this goatboy thing ever end holy fuck it stopped being funny like 15 minutes ago.

[diman75]

@CameronWasmund If you don't like it go listen to fucking Russel Peters.

[BigJasonStud]

thumbs up if your one of bill hick's goat children !!

[theguitarczar]

Tim Allen absolutely ROBBED his mannerisms. Leary got his material. Allen got the aesthetics. The American Dream: If you're not creative enough to come up with your own, steal someone's who COULD!

[30Ciaran]

He'd have been an absolute legend on the net. RIP Bill.

[ilikevines]

he just kept milking that goatboy thing for all its worth

[goth9ever]

had no idea what was the sitar when he mentioned it, youtubed it and thankyou bill hicks haha

P.S you are funny as FUCK!

[Efilzeo]

C'è la possibilità di veder sottotitolata la storia di Hicks? Si trova qui su youtube in inglese.

[PompelmoMeccanico]

@Efilzeo fatti un giro su comedysubs punto org

[Symbiote88]

@Efilzeo Non puoi semplicemente imparare l'inglese?

[Efilzeo]

@Symbiote88 Quindi tu per leggere Dostoevskij impari il russo, per Proust impari il francese, per Goethe il tedesco e così via? Mi sembra un tantino dispendioso. Ad ogni modo all'indirizzo suggeritomi da PompelmoMeccanico ho trovato ciò che cercavo, lo consiglio anche a te, è un sito ben fornito.

[Symbiote88]

@Efilzeo Beh, tedesco e russo li lascio da parte...ma uno straccio di inglese nel 2011 bisogna saperlo..

[MrSyntheticDesign]

a female priest is a priestess

[Dark6Hole]

@MrSyntheticDesign An invisible Priest is Priestless

[OriginalSliz]

satan is something we made up so we can blame him instead of dealing with our own bad intentions

[Benawisan]

i think im gonna change my username to goatboy now...

[oragami76]

RANDY PAN the GOAT BOY, NICE!!!!!!

[borrachoconpiojos100]

i bet your´e asshole taste better than most girl´ s pussy

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[amprojektdj]

oh oh oh oh oh

[durpdeedumb]

the goat boy laugh freakin kills me

[robasci00]

i like the anus of a 16 yo too... 

[sovereignperfect]

hits a little too close to home. thanx.

[sportsportsport]

haha the goatboy bit about the vagina and the anus of a 16 yr old girl is so vulgar LOL!

[cochinchester]

id have to say goat boy is by far my favorite interpretaion of satan ive ever seen

[MrMars420]

Oh goatboy you so random!

[punkmetalchick666]

I would love to have Bill at my birthday :)

[BlueTwinTaco]

@punkmetalchick666 he's dead.......

[BlueTwinTaco]

@punkmetalchick666 Bill died in 1994 from pancreatic cancer.... sorry sweetie....

[punkmetalchick666]

@BlueTwinTaco I know he is, but thank you. I meant to say would have loved, I didn't realize my wording was incorrect.

[gbraae]

Holding the blue dot. LMAO!!!!

[MjXllcommando]

wait.........whos goatboy? im sort of confused?

[Sublime99skill]

WE ARE YOUR GOAT CHILDREN

[MrChirpsky]

Goatboy originates in Boccacio's "Decameron" story "Putting the Devil Back in Hell" -but Hicks takes this gag just a bit too far! And the gag factor is really nothing but the voice and goatboy chuckle (wears a little thin). Noticed Robin Williams created his own "pussy-eating" variation not too long ago (anything for an easy/uneasy laugh).

[devourerofbabies]

@MrChirpsky I don't think it went on too long. At all.

[Jimmyswan2007]

@MrChirpsky The goatboy chuckle is comedy genius. If you can say or do the same thing 10 times and get a laugh everytime, you can't be doubted as a comedian. Hes one of the best, him and George Carlin.

[TheConciseStatement]

I think Bill, sorry Goatboy, has been leaving a trail of innocent, deflowered Southern girls in his wake.

[kellyraye815]

LOL @ goatboy XD

[theagrafiotis]

"yeah father goatboy keep going we are your goatkids" proceless

[orguitar1]

have one with 3 dicks and 8 tities ..lol

[ablurryteacup]

I lurve when he pouts

[jmthetank]

First three parts were good. 4 and 5 are epic fail. I'm rather disappointed. Hopefully, it gets good again.

[matmiller7484]

I too prefer the parts where he is sending his message. This is still funny, I wouldn't go as far as epic fail but he is a stand up comedian and as I have seen from the comments on some of the videos, people don't get the message and by throwing some funny bits that you don't have to think about, he can still appeal to that audience. He was trying to get his message to as many people as possible this way people could see this get their attention, and maybe they would think about the rest later

[pdm636]

so many of U on here that are quite young and very fucky-odd-ball...anymore shit U or elephant dueche` would like to claim Bill is "Really" talkin' about blackestrose? goddamn just laugh and enjoy the ridicule of Mr. Hicks, we all know U are not gonna change shit in this world ,not shit!!!!!!! so just fuckin' laugh and move on......

[BlackestRose64]

I took me awhile to realize what Goat boy symbolizes.

The evil the media and coporatocracy spread unto the world.

[mussman717word]

Awesome that he mentioned the sitar, lol... I might do that next time I get high, lol.

[crazyedd123]

when he said 'goatboy likes young girls' i got abit creeped out

but he said that he likes 16 year old girls

in the UK 16 is the age of consent so i guess the joke isn't all too wierd for me (i'm british)

[thegreatsamurai82]

im an american 27 years old male and wouldnt mind fucking a 16 year old girl

[crazyedd123]

i'm a 17 yr old male so saying that wouldn't be too bad for me XD

i'm pretty sure what you said was illegal (depending where you live)

[thegreatsamurai82]

lol illegal, when you get older youll understand

[CornStar7188]

Goatboy Is the most off the wall thing I have ever seen in stand up. like WTF? LOL

[ClevelandSteamerUK]

@CornStar7188 Watch Sean Lock mate, if you're into off the wall stuff & different stance on stand up. 

[Pekeno201]

@CornStar7188 I know!!! It's insane how he manages to deliver that so well to the audience, its like 1 inch from being too much, its just creepy. lol bill hicks is amazing so is the audience

[JayRocFly]

why is it that bill would do goat boy again?

[n0s1r]

@JayRocFly Because at the time (early 90's) it was considered to be OFFENSIVELY sexually explicit.

To put it into perspective, back then people (government officials, mainstream Americans) would vehemently and savagely freak-out about lesbianism being mentioned on television or anywhere else.

[Hammerofthegods86]

Satan is not real, the only real evil is man. We just have to realize they ruling the world and fucking it up. All we have to do is not follow them.

[Xxero0]

Native Americans used to say. "The earth doesnt belong to us, but we belong to it."

Somehow I think if people understood that simple statement there would be a little less fattass, arrogant, assholes fucking up everything good on this planet.

[CapitalistOverlord]

@Xxero0 Add capitalist to that list, and we got a deal.

[LightofJah81]

@Hammerofthegods86 It's not that easy, "them" are ourselves not just the people fucking it up. Awareness is key to not becoming susceptible to mankind's unwholesome states, such as states of anger, greed, envy and so on.

[Natendo64]

@Hammerofthegods86 Yeah, like it's that easy. Apparently you don't feel the long cock of the masters up your ass puppeting your very existence, so try it. Try to defy your invisible masters, bite the hand that feeds you. Let's all watch how well that turns out for Mr. Hammerofthegods86, hell of a name there, people gonna be wearing shirts with you on em just like Guevera, got a nice ring to it. But no you're right, it's simple, just not follow them, and pay them hundreds of dollars weekly-

[Natendo64]

@Hammerofthegods86 or the insipid entertainment, and food, shelter and our very right to live in their constructed virtual playground. Where we believe that we are free and hat our will is our own and not carefully measured freedoms they allow us. Do not be mistaken, we are all slaves.

[kylecyclopdoddsmole]

@Hammerofthegods86 "the devils greatest trick was to convince u he doesn't exist"

Bill Hicks - Teacher/Comedian/Philosopher/R­evolutionary

[Brigister]

@Hammerofthegods86 I agree. Plus, why the fuck should Satan be evil, when he punishes BAD people? that's nonsense.

[dartagnian105]

@Brigister LOL WHY DO YOU MEAN HE IS STILL BAD IS LIKE YOU GOING TO JAIL AND THE WArden is freaking torutreing you is he still good i dont think so that who enjoys the sufferment of others can never be a good person have that in mind.

[Brigister]

@dartagnian105 ok, lol, i wrote something stupid, you're right :P but, man, use punctuation, it took me 15 minutes to understand what you wrote XD

[antokindness]

He doesn't separate himself form nothing: it's the other human beings who separates themselves from humanity (most of them...too many...)

[freedomsfart]

Goatboy is bill at his nasty best.

[canesrule96]

goatboy is just a simble for something thats inside of us, when u sit down watch a movie see something u like and fantasise about it until that fantasy becomes downright nasty!

[chipmunkspunk]

Satan actually. Satan is a satyr (part goat, part man)

[snizzle515151]

that we have human sex... DOES that bother your Bill?!

[deepelmdesciple]

Yeah I was wondering where that came from. I'm just starting to go through all his material now, so I dont know if its a recurring character, but it was like he just came out and did an irrelevant joke and left. The joke was great, he could have done it later without the whole goatboy thing. I guess I'll have to watch the earlier stuff to get it.

[dodgedart74]

yea its about satan, the little girl are the fuckin puppets they put on tv

[MinuteMaidDrinker]

Who the fuck is goatboy!?!?!

[d3fau1thmph]

Satan.

[Adddoro]

"I don't see you running away" :-)

[eLektrina88]

HOHOHOHHOHO

[555hugs]

HOHOHOHOHO

[konradfat]

HOHOHOHOHO...

...HOHOHOHO...

[sergioteixeira]

Sem dúvida o maior...de sempre!!!

[PAULAZ63]

Outro fan Português do Hics!! Acho que somos 4 para já... :)

[Fivelas]

Eu tb sou grande fã ;) portugues! :D

[PAULAZ63]

goat boy... é demais! bill é um dos grandes comediantes Americanos, morreste cedo meu!

És o maior dude!

[damunmiri]

ok bill la storia di goatboy sta diventando veramente strana !! eheh

[fender207]

GRANDE!