JPMETZ OR MOTHER TERESA

[SeventhSilhouette]

But she did save my life! I was gonna kill myself if I couldn't find a smart person alive somewhere. XD

[ColossusShade]

Fuck Mother Teresa

[Hannahhot100]

you almost killed me i was eating shrimp and choked cuz im laughing

[Katzykeens]

I WAS SAVED BY JUSTINE.

>:O Jesus had nothing to do with it.

[Iwuzhere321]

Justine > Theresa

[OMGunii]

I think Nick's character, Keisha can be #3 xD

[jawallace1991]

Watching your videos saved my life, Justine!

[TeresaVousAime]

My name is Teresa (: I love you just letting you know <33

[MRRrawr77]

jpmetz= epic

Mother Teresa compared to Justine= epic fail

Jpmetz wins in her sleep:)

Lol thanks for entertaining me, Justine

[idkwhatyours]

lol that all i can say lol

[mugge121]

Mother Teresa learned how to be a saint from Justine :)

[TheMJfan2010]

giving justine some more money...

[myheartsjlanluis]

you saved my life.........

[ZombVie]

if you were a lesbian I would come to new jersey and snatch you up, right quick.

[TheQuartersQuote]

You're so funny and creative.

[jessface777]

lol

[ifartrainbows1]

YOU SAVED MY LIFE!!!

[TinkleMsPerryWinkle]

ahh what the hell.

justine, will you marry me?

[ironbith]

lol 

[Ceecee0228]

MAKING JUSTINE MONAYYYY.

[LanceGracey]

Everyone wants to date you. They're all too shy too admit it.

[lizzy532]

Mother Theresa puts up posters of jpmetz on her bedroom walls.

[panther0567]

Well duh. Mother Theresa is only beatified... Jpmetz is a saint. The patron saint of amazingness.

[XxHaHaYouFailxX]

Mother Theresa would sub to you if she had a youtube channel.

[cheylann]

You're so fucking funny! And Soundlyawake is fucking hot.(:

[KarmenLola]

Mother Teresa needs to fall on her knees

And Bow To the almighty Justine!

[snowbears356]

JP METZ!

[origamiist]

who cares about getting into comment time!!! I wanna get in your pants..

[ExeptionallyOrdinary]

Mother Terressa ain't got nothin on JPMETZ

[thenamezmojo]

my boyfriend broke up with me because i screamed out JPMETZ as i came.

[timeIezz]

jpmetz....you are my religion.

[AstroChiLee1]

Justine Saves.

[woodie62]

You're not above or below Mother Theresa. You ask why no one asks you out? That's an answer the modeling industry could give if the did honestly. Your friend in the vid is on point bringing Meghan Tonjes' name up along side you. Both of you are truly beautiful young women. You may give yourself proper credit for being so. But you don't know the full effect you may have had on someone at this point. So don't ever count yourself out of the game. Big or small, you still got the goods!♥

[comesNgoesinwaves14]

That was awesome:) made me lol

[slurpieslurper]

Mother Teresa made 23 accounts and disliked this :D

[chepe0518]

How many subscriber does mother teresa has????....I still cant find it..

[dafwy]

youre a ho :)

[TheIhatecreatinguser]

'I feel Mother Teresa had a larger input on the world community' -Ha ha ha!! OMG!

[xxMCRvenomxx]

@SuperNobama1

oh fuck off conservative ass

[SuperNobama1]

@xxMCRvenomxx you being a conservative should Learn to suck a dick like your supposed to you little emo dyke hahahahaha. No titties and no brains so you went goth-emo and have a a crapy life. It wont get any better than it is so ya might as well end it now! Oh and btw Change is good donkey. Baha hahahahah

[xxMCRvenomxx]

@SuperNobama1

get back in the kitchen and make me dinner. bitch

[Beentakenaway123]

I would pay to date you!

[katstarcullen]

jpmetz does save lives! Admit it!!!

[kari00ws6]

I know this is old, but I laughed.

[Starrystar3344]

omg u dont save lives, u kill lives

[4everSushi]

@Starrystar3344 ...lies >.< you speak blasphemy, mad woman.

[LightningWolfang]

@Starrystar3344 how?

[furb393]

I bought an iPad just so I could carry u around with me , you are the goddess , not a goddess , THE goddess.

[ckxamanda]

you're basically the best thing to ever happen to this planet.

[sanewave]

mother teresa was an asshole

[FrankR1555]

Reincarnation!

:]

[panther0567]

Maybe jpmetz IS Mother Teresa?? 

[169axl169]

ur lipgloss is really pretty what is it ? x

[WarholVirtuoso]

I LOVE your sunglasses...the hell.

[AdiarraStormfury]

R O F L...Mother freakin Teresa, ROFL...<3 mad love <3

[gerardarthurway56]

justine, i would turn lesbian if i could have your babies. although it won't happen :( because no amount of my ass kissing could even begin to explain how extraordinary you are. let alone have babehs with you <3

[RandomReader11]

mother teresa sucks ass compared to u..... i mean just look at your eye shadow the hell. :D

[KEVINxGOESxRAWR]

You saved my life and not because I wanna be in comment time.

[OMGitsBELLAx3]

you saved my life jpmetz !!!

[PopsicleTongue]

Justine, will you be my best friend? :)

[shahk37]

ok

this cant be a qustion

sirously

i woluld choose mt

[tinytess9]

I think if Mother Teresa had YouTube channel it would be awesome.

[crankdatriahhx]

@tinytess9 not as good as jpmetz though.

[mbh4389]

look a pilgrim behind nick!!!!!!!!!!!

[ascobie261407]

Mother Teresa or Jpmetz? Why is this even a question? Obviously Jpmetz is more epic and amazing..

[lovewillkillusall]

SAVING LIVES AND TAKING NAMES!! LOL

[yungboyz90]

everytime i look in the mirror i die a little bit more inside knowing that i'm not justine.

[wumbusful]

you save lives.

please put me in your comment time

<3 WUMBUS

[wumbusful]

"im the most epic woman in history" i love you justine!

[taliajazel]

mother teresa was a sadist

[FlowersFanatic]

I was separated from you at birth.

...

I can't make a good kissmya** comment because I'm not lesbian.

[kerrilovesjohndeere]

omfg your so funny. where do you come up with this shit

[keyser33]

IF you bother doing the research on what Mother Theresa actually did, it isn't so glorious.

[stavosw]

JP...help Will

[aannijibabi]

i really need some cure to my loneliness.. ;)

[YeseniaDLM]

OMG! I laughed my ass off! Seriously

[Reminescie]

@YeseniaDLM

So you don't have an ass now? O.o

[nhshottie123]

I love you so much i cry myself to sleep sometimes wishing i could be with you. i will be watching you.

thats a promise.

[CamisadoJr]

@nhshottie123

wow.

[xDruchii]

@nhshottie123 that's.... creepy....

[nhshottie123]

@xDruchii What did I say? I can't remember. haha

[HAGiiR]

@nhshottie123 That sounds a litttle creeppy

[ChaoticSteven]

ur tottaly better than mother teresa u do change lives... =)

[xoxoalexi]

you're the light at the end of my tunnel

[722erodz]

i'll date you : ]

[inuyashasama099]

Lol "I save lives people tell me that in comments all the time." xDDDD

[arn0ldaar0n]

she looks alright....

[pentium6xx]

Boner kill

[jazzyjellyjess95]

LOLs

[johnbolony]

You save a lot of lives; thank you so much.

[karly2393]

J-Joyus

P-Passionate

M-Marvellous

E-Extraordinary

T-Truthful

Z-Zoo??

[timidgothica]

go b control.

[Nikkiandkim]

your mother theresas mother. thats how epic you are

[meiastar]

I don't think you ever kept women from getting birth control...I don't think? At least I hope not! ;D In any case, you win way over Mom T.

[STFUskank95]

Today, i realized why i havent seen your videos in my subsciptiopn box thing.

so i made a WHOLE NEW account, instead of delted all my subcriptions.

just so i could watch you.

[halfpintpirate]

where the hell is makeup the hell!

[KeanSurvivor]

Whatever happened to Makeup the Hell?

This is bunk.

[sploozy]

have you ever tried smoking pot?

[gwydion1400]

It's true. You do save lives.

P.S. Who is this mother theresa people keep talking about?

[melikeyyeah]

I think she, like, gave birth to Gandhi or something.

[DeAnnaLynnn1]

HAHAHHA LOL

[sheisthenewthing1657]

TEAM JPMETZ

[beezified]

hey look, its my penis!

[marlana07]

You friggin crank my boat! baha.

[DuckysDoll]

It's funny cause it's true! lol

[traveler1938]

JPMETZ > MOTHER TERESA

Ohhh yeah!

[ohitzjeremy]

if i was strait then i would totally marry you. <3

[gwydion1400]

I don't need to be straight. I'll still marry her <3

[wileyminx84]

I love you. In spite of your MS.

:-)

[xgennixlovex]

I came.

[leighann1204]

Oh Justine... how I love to hate you. =)

[rootuesdayx]

Halo by Beyonce came on my radio while i was driving home last night, I was so overwhelmed by how much it reminded me of you, I nearly had to pull over. It was beautiful.

[Shawtybabygurl93]

i need you i love you so much u make my day ur so pretty and awsome i love i sugar take care i love u so much

[teknoboy808]

You ARE the wind beneath my wings!

[lalalaand]

Justine - ustin + sus = jesus

Mathematically speaking, you have all power...and rightly so m'lady.

[bummercucumber]

Infallible logic.

[mylatestgrievance91]

i'm gonna stab you while you're sleeping and rip off your skin and then put it on my face,cause your skin is pretty and mine ain't.....do you think this is a good enough compliment about how I like your skin?

...or is this too far....

[13Starcaster13]

how should i put this... what?

[blondelifeforme]

JPMETZ all the way!

[Octahoney]

YOU SAVE LIVES!

[candycane19]

JPMETZ is my IDOL

[itsmesexygurl]

WOW vzdan!!! I think u took this video WAY too serious!!! Maybe u shouldn't watch jpmetz videos as u seem to be a bit bitter and have no sense of humor. Here is an FYI, I think she was being sarcastic u idiot, chill out!!!!

[al3xswim]

uh-oh, seems like people who 'save lives' don't remember what humor is :(

maybe he/she got some bad curry....

[marklemieux]

i spent my whole day watching all 74 of your videos.

i hope i dream of you all night now.

[guaguanco88]

baby, did you fart?!

...cuz ur blowin' me away ;-)

[leapyearbabeful]

TEAM JUSTINE!

[emmyemmy1994]

bow down to justine, Bitches.

[LearninToLoveIt]

you make me angry! <3

[IanEColeman]

Search Up Mother Teresa Christopher Hitchens, you'll find that infact Mother Teresa did much more negative than positive work. She believed in pain and suffering as a way to God. Her faith made her delusional and dangerous. She is not anywhere near the best woman on earth.

[HopefuII]

What?

[IanEColeman]

And all of this has nothing to do with Mother Teresa... you clearly have no idea what terrible things the woman has done, and are just looking to brag about some missionary work you did once. Please don't insult me if you can't even comprehend what I'm talking about.

[vzdan]

my sincere apology, i guess, I was wrong on the whole thing, I just jump into false conclusion just hearing the mention of the name and the response. I thought it must all be a joke. I must be really old or have not follow the thread since the beginning.

[IanEColeman]

thats ok. concidering that i take back everything i said :P

[woodie62]

@IanEColeman And in saying that, I still believe that what "little" good she did, she did that her entire life. That's still more than most do in three lifetimes. If she was caught up in delusion over some edict of her beliefs, that still wouldn't negate whatever accolades she received while trying to make a difference in the lives of hundreds of thousands of people who would have otherwise probably never had some show compassion towards them on a consistant basis. That's real love!

[IanEColeman]

@woodie62. The point is that Mother Teresa has never shown compassion. She has always been a monster. No she does not inflict pain of herself; she denies relief for others. She has denied dying people medicine to help them get better or relieve their pain. She has actively indoctrinated people into dying painful deaths when they could have lived or felt limited pain. And for what? Mother Teresa has done less good than the average person.

[woodie62]

@IanEColeman Ok. I'll be fair and be open-minded about the lady if you will do one thing: provide solid evidence of what you're saying about her. Please, nothing from Wikipedia. Because I'm done with them.

[IanEColeman]

@woodie62. I was going to post a link to an article but YouTube wont let me. There is a lot of literature on the subject.

Check my YouTube page. I've left a video on the subject as the first thing you'll see.

[woodie62]

@IanEColeman And besides, if she indulged in pain and suffering, I would have to conclude it was self-inflicted and not purposed toward anyone else. If so, it would have been prime time news. A religious figure, torturing, maiming, doing harm to innocents while ministering to them while the world of the media remains silent over it? I doubt that seriously, b/c more than a few ministers have stumbled miserably and became late night as well as prime time comedic material. That's too good to pass!!

[williamcanfly]

She saved lives.

I SAVED LIVES.

>:|

[ThisIsRoTV]

...you're just.. just walking on sunshine, huh?!

LOL Justine is the definition of epicness.

[snapdolls]

LMAO everyone is trying so hard to suck up to you now!

[xRawry]

oh i just love how everyone is now trying to kiss her ass right now.

i on the other hand

AM UNIQUE!

AHAHAHAHA!

*evil pedophile chortle*

[xManiaphobia]

Chortle?

Thumbs up for watching Natalie.

[MusicIsLove0595]

Justine,

You are so beautiful that it hurts.

I dont want to see you sitting behind my computer.

I want to feel you.

Feel you and Your Amazingness..

My beautiful little butterfly <3

[Hinahon]

now why are you still that awesome?

can't you right a fucking book to tell us (yeah us normal stupid ass people) out to be at least 1% awesome as you are?

seriously... if you didn't have a purpose in your life, now you have one.

[skippySJB]

Your videos haven't been very good lately.

They've been very amazing.

<3

[looovee09]

my brother wants to marry you.

[xMoonLitSkyx]

I'm going to name my first born daughter after you!

[TheLilayy]

lmao bare ppl sayin ur sum kind of godess. i mean im not hating on u or anyfin

buh theres a bit too much exaggeration from the comments lol

ur funny doh XD

[antblack1903]

id date you anyday ;-)

[CMFanxD]

Who's mother Theresa, Who's Edward Cullen compared to you?

The main part about Edward's sparkling is the sun. You are always sparkling, because your amazing sparkle comes from inside.

[NuniMuS]

A woman who has the guts to say she is better than mother Teresa, is better than mother Teresa in my book!

[danidelicious]

i'd love to visit the usa just to look at the most beautiful sight - you.

i would swim, probably all the way from germany!

[ChaoticShelly]

Oh for fck sake Justine, My commet was worthy! >:-(

[xSarah101]

im pretty sure you saved me from dying of boredom.

If that counts as saving my life?

i think it does.

[jamiepaisley]

My life would be nothing without you x x x

[katherine415]

lmfao...wth is goin on

[BumbleMissy]

You make the rain seem like the sun and the wind seem like a rainbow. You are everything that is positive. You overcome every kind of negativity with your gracious and loving kindness.

[thegreenfledgling]

You know you're epic when there are people who use Justine-isms DAILY ... like I do :-D

[kalvarado90]

Neither Edward Cullen or Mother Teresa could ever sparkle as much as you, Justine. ****

[lysssssssss]

Justine IS my life.

[MajorStuffs]

LOOOOOOOL

[rosieface08]

I would totally date you.......but Im not good enough for your beauty..it makes me sad all day!

 Plus it dosent help that Im a girl... sadness

[Cottoncandi83]

If I died and was reincarnated...I'd wanna be any of the tools you use to beautify your face...sigh

[camillesayssss]

If I was a world champion croquet player, I would give it all up for you Justine.

[ninjadrama4square]

nick is just jealous because you have a symmetrical face.

[meckaleckahi]

Mother teresa was old and wrinkly...

you'll never be old and wrinkly...

You're magical.

[RaeNbowInMyPants]

roses are red,

incase you couldn't tell.

just wanted to say,

I love Justine...

the hell

xxx

[iwnabonbrdway]

Im kissing Justines ass.

[frshVOCALS]

are u guys at ihop!