Best of Cartman

[DarkSymphony777]

371 people are fat

[gizmo20091000]

Okay...

[worldofwarcraft22334]

at 0:14 that doesnt even look like wow mf

[MultiGiga3]

Cartman is fat stupid and Nazi!! what a great price will we give to him? why not the price of the most fucking little boy? LOL…

[MsCool1237]

Please have good sound quality... Please have good SO d quality

[WIPgaming]

This sucks'

[Florsch]

Try the subtitles option on this video, it's hölle-hilarious

0:54 "firewall activists" XD

[MrSpikey1999]

South park hella-rules!!!

[EasyExpertVillage]

Now i need to shove my thumb up the alligators butthole

[BAM0GRAM]

my mum says there alot of black people in Africa...

[XaiteFx]

Put some videos dude..it aint a copyright if you put only some parts of the clips.Don't make excuses

[Evilmonkey989]

@XaiteFx

Then why don't you.

[flummapa]

@XaiteFx right on

[slasher16000]

dude seriously you better stop bein so poor or im gonna start hucking rocks at ya! lol

[WeAreSuperLame]

I would make a best of cartman video but I can't make a video with every episode in it

[yomommasass33]

YES I WAS VIEW 666 666

[SamuraiMasenko]

Step 1: Convert this video on youtubemp3.

Step 2: Put mp3 on Makeownringtone.

Step 3: Choose from a ridiculously huge number of Cartman quotes, make ringtone.

Step 4: ?????

Step 5: Profit!

[FaDeout17]

screw you guys, i m going home ,~

[Dlui6i1]

he sang Styx!! XD

[hajgeriscool]

hey on 0.43 is it awesome who made that thing??????

[Darkshadow1240]

0:09 is that chuck norris

[Assassinmaster00]

0:44 wow thats a lot of lego

[jackjack3722]

My Mim said there is a lot of black people in africa.

[masonbmx101]

You lazy ass mother fucker!

[benjiboypoo]

1:49 lol the way he says snack

[densisch]

0:42 awesome



[Purplishous555]

Cartman should have his own radio show

[piipmanis]

the 297 people who dislike this are jews

[piloooogen]

1:20 but put the right soundtrack to it :·>

[hottaters1]

theres 293 people who doesnt like cartman

[Omar7474]

suckie suckie...five dolla lmao! xD

[Evilmonkey989]

@TheETOTHEZ

:)

[shakespeare1997]

@TheETOTHEZ hahahahah



[legolasisahobbo]

@TheETOTHEZ BARBARA STREISAND.

[KillerJR561]

omg my video had to stop and buffer right as soon as cartman took a shit at 1:16

[DragonJoe19]

what episode is 1:04 from??

[cupcake3070]

@DragonJoe19 season 2 ep 2 for tha sound season 7 ep 5 for the pics

[MrJoani123]

@DragonJoe19 i think its pancake head butt something

[stefanfischer1860]

GERMAN!!!

[DanielVonPalota]

I don't know... but I laughed my ass off!

[Evilmonkey989]

@jelmu1

Copyrights.

[iRobii]

@Evilmonkey989 Then stop wasting our time

[Dan69WasTaken]

@Evilmonkey989 how cum u dont put the videos on youtube 

[Xarai]

@Evilmonkey989 just like the 100's of VIDEOS!!!!! I have seen

[Gloryboys17]

i really wish that one picture of all the cartmans was a shirt. i would wear the fuck outta it

[RStuts304]

I like it :D

[dottedindian]

273 dislikes... i think they are hippies..HEHE

[Scotthew66]

I've always wanted to be re top comment. Hmm something odd....

I FIND THIS HARD TO MASTERBATE TO!

[UltraPatrik]

@Scotthew66 yah, that aint gonna work, fella.

[SlimVevoShady]

best part 9:18

[JudasManifesto]

Best 10 minutes wasted. ♥♥

[epic44321]

Ill kick 262 people in the nuts!!!!!

[VideoNoob122]

666K views, satan.

[Evilmonkey989]

@VideoNoob122

Haha be jealous.

[VideoNoob122]

@Evilmonkey989 Nah, im not jelous. Just pointing that out :P

[joefricke93]

this video fucking sucks i wanna see the video

[vuurwerkforlife122]

@joefricke93 lol..... gotta thumb this comment up hahahhaha

[TylerNCurry]

dis sucks balls

[MrBlaarghh]

I remember listening this when I was in the 6th grade. I downloaded it off of Napster in 1999. 12 years ago, holy shittttttt

[FretFreak02]

EEEEEEEHE HEHEEHEEHEEH That's so lame! Lmao

[seiiholm]

I watched the whole thing while laughing non stop

[waffledude111111]

the lego cartman is win.

[wkajokerz101]

the dislikers like red and hate green

[TheSupermario9001]

RESPECT MAH ATHORITAAAAHHH!!!

[MegaKillghost]

I wasted almost 10 minutes of my life.

[Evilmonkey989]

@MegaKillghost

Sucks to be you.

[TheRiceowlex]

@Evilmonkey989 LOL !!

[Epiczim]

@Evilmonkey989 funny stuff yo

[UltraPatrik]

@Evilmonkey989 Your thumbs up count is 69. It either gives or is getting oral.

[ISubToAll87]

@MegaKillghost Wait, you watched it all?

[MegaKillghost]

@ISubToAll87 yeah... but I did because I was bored.

[ah35824]

I cursed the Jews

[ah35824]

viva arabistan

[ah35824]

hi

[flamezinfire481]

@Coodoo23 WHAT TEH FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE ANGELO XD

[flamezinfire481]

my mom gives me shit sometimes & i tell her to SHUT HER HOLE before i kick her in teh nuts ...................commmmming mooooooom

[jasminehargreaves]

Just because you're a dumb bitch doesn't mean the whole world has to suffer! xD

[TheShowGoesOn101]

Skinny bitch! Hey cartmen if u call Wendy a bitch again UR going to the principals office........bitch ERIC!!

[DamagedF0X]

She work for tha money, she works fur tha honyyyaaaah

[DaPartyAnimal1]

the video froze for me at 1:17..

[funnyfruit1]

0:34 xD

[TheMotorhead30]

Respect mah ATHORITAH!

[Hashishin13]

This clip is ancient, I rememeber downloading it off kazaa around 2000.

[RevenantCheetosx]

Epic..lol how long did this take?

[bulletmaker5677]

U guy are hella stupid you guys are hella lame

[flamezinfire481]

@bulletmaker5677 U guys are hella dumb. Hella hella hella

[92Flynnbob]

I want one!! 0:44

[daveyvandruuten]

hehe awsome sounds only the movies with it would make it perfect

[Joelsajan43]

what ep is cartement on the computer

[VivaLaMac666]

@Joelsajan43 make love not warcraft

[iLoveMJ141]

Cartman has some words of wisdom

[rodrick99tv]

1st one is season 7 or 5 called "South Park Is Gay"

[jojosuar]

@rodrick99tv

i think its the episode with that substitute teacher that stan has a crush on and chef couldnt make love to down by the fire b/c she's a lesbo so they try to be lesbos

[amichair]

@rodrick99tv no, it's season 1 episode 11: tom's rhinoplasty, where the boys try to be lesbian to impress their substitute teacher.

[skeetvvideos]

Screw you guys i'm going home

[HaloNerd388]

i like the 1 ep. of south park when cartman pretends to be a special kid like to be in the special olimpcs hahaha

[1335ginger]

♫ I hate you guys

you guys are assholes

especially Kenny

i hate him the most ♫

[priceman141]

SERIOUSLAH!

[xTechnoDJx]

oh snacky cake......godamm

[wonle22]

0:34 kkk-cartman

[MCHAVANA42011]

omg EPIC lego cartman!!!!!

[Coastarist]

I'm Gonna Be On Telivision

They're always about gay cowboys eating pussy

[PeterDMurray7]

@Coastarist you mean pudding

[beastybeast100]

my mom says there is alot of black people in africa XD

[salemhalls]

i cant possibly eat this whole cake by my self... oh wait yes i can ROLFLMAO!!

[yesiamjohn]

no kitty this is my pot pie!! lolz

[vicky5949]

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAHHHHH>>!!!!!!!  ----.----

[EssentialDamage]

i...am...so....pissed...off...­.right...noow!

[chris666d]

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

[101darkseeker]

178 people must have been that kittie who didn't get any pot pie from cartman

[EmmasEntertainment1]

@Evilmonkey989

Heyy what episode was ' Can i offer u ladys a cool beverage or a tasty snack ? ^ _ ^ '

Thanks x

[TheShogunX1]

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[MACHINEGUNNER16]

0:30

i likt the cartman in white and in the green army uniform :P :P :P typical cartman... :P LOL

[XxSpRiTeZzxX]

Dolphin's are intelligent and friendly.Intelligent on some rye bread with some mayonnaise.

[TheShadowfan9000]

wtf is this stolen audio crap.... about 60% of youtube is stolen audio :/

[joshuacooling]

9 minutes of eric cartman, stolen audio.

[InfoWarsTV1]

XD

[lij2015]

My mom says there a lot of black people in Africa

[TheMetalman62]

it stoped right ass a peice of crap was soming out

[TheMatrixLogOut]

cartman lego kicks ass O_O

[88pie88]

congrats you know how to use google images and steal audio.

[wahay636]

@88pie88 Yes, and what he made was funny. Grow up.

[Evilmonkey989]

@wahay636 Thank you for backing me up sir.

[tokiohotelfan411]

155 people dont respect his authoritah

[UltraPatrik]

151 people is jew

[asdf12360]

@UltraPatrik racist

[ivangrozny27]

taco-flavoured keesses

[Evilmonkey989]

@RoosLOL1 shut up.

[groovylocks]

@RoosLOL1 respect his authoritah.

[psulionz87]

who the fuck dislike this....

[25Yankeesfan]

u stole this audio

[theguy7863]

143 ppl didnt respect cartman's athorota

[kevin77pwngeguy]

how long do have to have the chinese pic up there?

[alex199854]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE

post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution

[oliverh090]

@alex199854 really half of this doesnt even go with the video

[logomoso123]

@alex199854 be happy that there is STILL a youtube ungreatfull fuck

[Evilmonkey989]

@logomoso123 Thank you

[halloweenfan92]

independent movies are always about gay cowboys eating pudding *seven years later broke back moutain comes out* NOMIGAWD TREY AND MATT GOT PSYCHIC POWERS!

[Hacksawgrunts101]

What is 0:30 from?

[mangetsu11]

"my mom says that there's alot of black people in africa"

[marvelfan1234567890]

I liked the other old cartman voice it sounded redneck the new voice is sooo high pitched!

[Reaper71144]

1:10 lol thats is funny as hell, too bad it gets stuck at one picture 1:19

[bigcok16]

0:44= AWESOME

[MR23AQUAMAN]

how'd you like to suck my balls ?

[garasan]

ROFLMAO @ 0:53

Best line ever!!!!

[HoVa094]

from about 40-46 seconds, what episode is that???

[lexmark136]

@HoVa094 season 8, episode 4

[pelepfc]

can somebody tell me what episode is when cartman says to vendy that she is a bitch? :)

[sarabeth1410]

@pelepfc i think it is the episode called breast cancer and it is in season 12 ep. 9

[pelepfc]

@sarabeth1410

Yea,I already find it,thanks anyway.

[cass86irl2]

@pelepfc season 1.... when garrison tells him to go to the principals office he replys (fairly quickly) "IM GOING im going"

[pelepfc]

@cass86irl2

Do you know episode name?

[cass86irl2]

@pelepfc Season 1 ep Chefs Chocolate Salty Balls..... great episode

[HulkHooligann]

6:43 - 7:31

[Polarbomb15]

"thats impossible, cartman doesn't know the difference between a rainforest and a pop tart"

"yeah i do, pop tarts are frosted"

we love u eric

[jriley1992]

1:16 WTF??....

[MrWakka66]

0:44 is that a lego Cartman?

[Evilmonkey989]

@MrWakka66 Yes i thought it was amazing!

[TheDUDESful]

@Evilmonkey989 so did i!

[Evilmonkey989]

@TheDUDESful WOOT WOOT!!! :D

[Megaphone334]

@Evilmonkey989 WHAT WHAT =D

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@Evilmonkey989 This is sexeh

[ivangrozny27]

taco-flavoured keeses!

[TheJJACRandoms]

Lol lovveee cartman!!

[Bobalo2]

there's children present nyaaah

god damn i love when he does that :D

[AlexisKiles]

CARTMAN ROCKS!

[babc4life]

You guys are just hella stupid!

[babc4life]

Im not fat i just havent grown into my body yet you skinny bitch.....eric if you call wendy a bitch one more time im sending you to the principle's office!.......................­.............bitch............­.....thats it eric! LMFAO

[Darkscarythings]

"You take your American Liberation Front and you shove it up your ass."

[RaymondaPei]

Wow, my computer froze right on 1:17 when Cartman was taking a dump. XD

[SKOTP69]

@RaymondaPei So did mine!!!

[RaymondaPei]

@SKOTP69 Haha :D cool

[jriley1992]

1:14 WTF??