Atheist Asks Jesus to Come to Her

[iwalkjesuswaymommy7]

Go to my site . you see if the a God

[JEFFtheATHEIST]

That was great!

[richerich30]

Keep up the good work sweetie...patience is a virtue!!the only way to know is to actually try. if you dont try to believe... it will not work....try him out.. he will show you.

[DanReborn]

no he wont!

I wished for jesus all night one time, i was real horny and my fuck buddy was away for the weekend, I thought maybe jesus would like to come play. he never showed. Im really starting to doubt his existance.

[fringefries]

Everyone thinks all you have to do is ask Jesus to come into your heart. I would think other organs would be neccessary to complete a sense of wholeness. Like for instance try asking him to come into your liver. Or maybe your pancreas. Try one eye at a time just in case he makes you grow an extra one for the fun of it if you ask him to come into your eyes. Be specific he can be a real bastard.

[JimShadyUK]

Jesus should come into my appendix. They're both equally useless, but at least my appendix exists.

[fringefries]

Nicely said. I couldn't agree more. Thanks for the punchline. I knew I had a good idea but you came to the rescue. May you and your appendix bless each other and never burst.

[DiskoVilante]

Haha, Elle, you're hilarious!

You're working up to be a great commentator ;)

[indignant99]

Classic ending: "All right god, fuck you."

We need about 95% (of everyone) to be that way.

Then the idiots would stick out like sore thumbs.

[IGExpandingPanda]

I just spoke to God on your behalf... he wants you to become a golf pro.

He won't send Jesus, he's pretty ripe after 2000 years. Why would you want him to send Jesus anyway, the crucifix is such a horrid icon. Imagine trying to spread your "faith" by showing people a guy nailed to two pieces of wood with a sword wound. I mean Jesus H. Christ...  The fish is at least cute and a nice metaphor. But NO, someone had extra mangled dolls laying around and had to find a use for them god damn it.