Added: 3 years ago
From: jeffdunham
Views: 1,268,061
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (550)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • playa in a mature profession... PIMP... that means you the ho

  • keep pressing 9 lol hes a cracka hes a cracka lol

  • u da hoe!

  • Tugce voor jou

  • sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo funny! sweet daddy is awsome!

  • "heard what" "oh s**t" 1:07 and 1:08

  • LOL

  • 62 people are da hoe!

  • he does a perfect black guy imitation. and hes white. this man has talent.

  • @LittlestPetShopsRoc1 what word?

  • @LittlestPetShopsRoc1 man u are neon white :D

  • @LittlestPetShopsRoc1 lotion* learn to spell

  • dat make u da hoe....U DA HOE!!!!

  • now i know skreet

    

  • Five things I learned from this.

    1: Jeff Is the dumb ho.

    2:Word

    3: Pimp

    4: HAAAAHAAAAAAA

    5: Tist

  • @ooof10 Don't forget that every good wine needs a cracka.

  • I heard about the lotion

  • that makes you the WHO

  • or fnat! what the hack?

  • I think if he did this it front of a black crowd he would have had a much better response with Sweet Daddy D. I mean most black people nowadays don't take too much offense to jokes and we can tell the difference between a joke meant to be funny and one meant to insult.

  • he opened his mouth so many times

  • Michael Jackson's father....

  • haha dats som funny $&%# right there!

  • lol I heard about the lotion lol funnnnnnnny!!!!

  • its amazing how jeff dunham have so many voices

  • no no its not sweet daddy , its sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet daddy deeee

    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaaahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahlahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a 

    thumbs up if u found the l

  • This guy is good with black ppl voice over very noce

  • This is Funny Shiz LOl

  • ..."you so white you look Barry Manillow look like a brotha'!" looooool!

  • The making a left turn wounder wer they will go next

  • U DA HOOOOOO

  • sweet daddy "id be a fine suddle wine tht be devine anytime " jeff "what about me?" sweet daddy"every good wine needs a cracker" lmfao

  • Jeff: You a pimp.

    Daddy Dee: You da hoe

  • Word. Hahaha

  • You and George carlin are the best RIP

  • haha! your so funny word .

    

  • "Every good wine needs a cracker."

    LOL!

  • i heard about the lotion XDDD

  • uhm_äÑýõÑê_wãnñÀ_chat_wÎth_mê_­Ì_fèèl_sÓ_lOÑEly_tÕdàY♪

  • word

    what word?

    .....wut?

  • u da hoe

    no IDAHO

  • Every good Wine needs a cracka!

  • LMAO!!!

  • u da dumb hoe

  • lmfao!!! Dog ur not white... ur neon white... XD

  • U DA HOE

  • Nuhuh I da dumb ho3.(;

  • yae howe

  • you da' dumb hoe.

  • thank you everyone for typing the scripts into the comments.

  • @saggster20 haha your welcome!!!! :) and by the way i know it's sarcasm haha

  • u are awesome

  • jeff you are too damn white i mean i know more street than him and i dont talk to anyone

  • @ecwchristianfan217 you realize it's all an act, right dumbshit?

  • @zOMGaGrizzly2OBear yes i realize its an act jackass i just try to make jokes when i comment sometimes i fail sometimes i succed big deal

  • needs to be more of him

  • 1:53 girl with white shirt (britney spears)

  • holy shit hes good but peanut better

  • "word" "wat word" "its like sayin hear that" "hear wat" "oh s#!t, ur not wite ur neon wite" lol

  • 57 ppl, didnt get a ticket :(

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!! every good wine needs a cracka. lmfao! and yes I'm white xD

  • A few black people know of Jeff Dunham, he's not so popular on our end, but I like him and all of his puppet characters. He's a funny dude.

    Black people are chill, so you guys can stop asking those questions already. It's comedy. lol

  • every good wine needs a cracka!

  • Word .What? Word. What Word? What ? You Said Word. Word.What Word? Oh Wth Word Is Like I Heard That. Heard What? Boy Your Not White Your Neon White!!

  • @AshleyLovesJustyyB in that last part he calls him dawg, not boy

  • It funny as hello . sweet Daddy

  • It funny as hello .

  • Comment removed

  • I heard about the lotion... LOL

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • aww snap!! what the hell?!?! lol XD

  • u the PIMP Daddy HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • u the PIMP Daddy HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Love me some Sweeet Daddy D

  • omg he is good

  • Your not white , your neon white xD

  • i love Jeff, but im wondering, black people do you find this racist/offensive??

  • @AliceElphabaWonka No, its funny, white guy.

  • @AliceElphabaWonka no more than walter or achmed offends others of different races. Jeff is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! give where it is due. every good wine needs a cracker.

  • @AliceElphabaWonka Nope, Black dude, its funny as hell! Dont take shit so seriously, Chapelle and Mencia are also funny as hell.

  • @AliceElphabaWonka nope, its all in de name of comedy.

  • your the ho

    

  • tst!!!!!

  • he is so funny

  • Whoo are you gay?!

    no

    i heard about the lotion.

    WHAT LOTION?!?! O.o....

  • "Dawg, you not white, you NEON white!"

  • go sweet d-dy go! this one gud

  • every good wine needs a cracker

  • You're so white you're neon white...

  • MAN I just dicovered this dude and I'm glad he's successful cuz he IS funny as ever!

  • uda hoe

  • LMFAO Dawg you not WHITE but you NEON WHITE!!!! 

  • the worst puppet he has.

  • hahahaha lmao hee is hilariuoous

    dooogg your not whitee your neon whitee LMAAOOO!! haha

  • PLAYER IN PROFSESAL MENAGEMENT!!!

  • @Goldensword2, thanx ^_^

  • whats the lotion thing about lol :P

  • @12ginger21 its one of peanuts jokes

  • I'm only ten, could someone tell me what "cracker" means?

  • @LoveKittens99 No.youre ten. lol jk its the racist word for a white person.

  • @Goldensword2 HEY! Someone called me a cracker once, Wth. Gahh now I feel offended D;

  • @ToxicCookieh its OK. i just called a niggernoob on COD.(Even though im white LOL)

  • @Goldensword2 A niggernoob? Rofl xD!

  • dog your not white youre neon white! LMAO

  • lol i heard a bout the lotion lmao

  • lip flip for the win ahahahahah fcking funny

  • HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... ssssst

  • Hahahaa wht a show I love u Jeff

  • sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat daddy deeeeeeeeeeee :D

  • he's rubbish peanut rocks

  • i c ur throat mooving but ill keep tht in mind u got awsome stacked talent, word

  • Player In a Management Profession

    P.I.M.P.

  • @RobinGoesUTube Then what does H.O.E stand for?

  • @kitamaru10 Hooker On Extasy

    xD how should I know?

  • heard that...heard what oh shi>

  • ur a pimp?" that makes u the hoe" im not a hore" what do u do for a living" make ppl laugh" make them feel good" right" u the hoe" thats not right" why do u do what u do" why becuz i enjoy it and its the best way i know to make money" u the hoe" wait what if i said i do it only cuz i enjoy it " u the dumb hoe" lol
  • @Gummibearlover1

    How come all people do is repeat a part from the video then get the highest rated comment?

  • @Peppa00Jack

    idk?!

  • LOL WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING MAKE THEM LAUGH MAKE THEM FELL GOOD YEA YOU THE HOE

  • lol DAT make you the HoE!!! lol

  • am your bigst fan

  • pimp

    what?your a pimp?

    that make you the hoe!

    what if i said only because i enjoy it?

    your a dumb hoe! haahaahaa snith! pmsl

  • EVERY FINE WINE NEEDS A CRACKER.

  • EVERY FINE WINE NEEDS A CRACKER.

  • Every good wine needs a cracker!

    lol

  • lol he uses achmeds voice when he say i heard about the lotion

  • U're NE-YO WHITE!!

  • @andiriyano he said neon white not ne-yo white

  • Hi youtubers!!!! I am bored go 2 my channle where ever u r phone or not lol commet rate,subscribe plzz

  • Ha! isnt it funny how the ppl that repeat what its said on the video get the highest rated comments?

  • JEFF YOU RULEEE!!!!!REALLY GOOD!!!!!GREETINGS FROM GREECE!

  • hehehehe gotta love this puppets and jeff!

  • achmed rules

  • EVERY GOOD WHINE NEEDA A CRACKER rofl

  • i love peanut! lol hes my fav

  • @skull4225

    Please don't spam chain mail.

  • Oh, dear.

  • Ausome from caleb

  • Every good wine needs a cracka :D

    Hilarious!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahahah best on the net#

  • "Every good line needs a cracka" LMAO

  • Every good wine needs a cracker!

  • You da dum hoe...

  • now thats funny shit right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh thats funny shit right their. every wine needs a cracka

  • every good whine needs a cracka!

  • LOL .. Funny video!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­hahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahah­ahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahlo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololo

  • hahah

  • lol

  • Yur a pimp?

    -That makes you da hoe.

  • "you da dumb ho"

    LOL

  • nigger hatein meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

  • every good wine needs a cracka!

  • every good wine needs a cracka!

  • aw snap! what the hell?! dog. word is like heard dat

    heard what?

    oh shit. dogg yu are not white, yu are neon white!!

  • Aw snap ! What the hell??

  • This pimp is SOO funny! LMAO!

  • LOL

  • je fa fa dun ham . com

  • lmao

  • every good wine needs a cracker xD

  • YOU A HO!

  • Bird is the word!

  • ACHMED RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GABEISKING  exactly

  • Comment removed

  • LOL i wish u used Sweet Daddy Dee at ur Identity Crisis Tour i went and i found it so funny how every1 knew all ur jokes with Bubba J