The Strokes - New York City Cops live Mad tv

[pbandjsamich4]

While watching this, I kept screaming at my computer, "BITCHES, GET THE FUCK OFF HIM AND LET HIM SING!" Anyone else?

[sabertoothzband]

thats got to be sexual harassment.

[6414david]

grenades everywhere dear god!! Dx lol poor julan

[raddestgirlEVARR]

Even though that crowd was waaaay too close for my (and most likely Julian's) taste, I can't lie and say my hands wouldn't wander all over him if I got that close.

[chick3nyo]

dude i cant see this its just too weird

[evilleatherjacket]

I think Julian is fed up with the pink haired girl as she is bouncing in front of him and he pulls her hair at 0:29 and says something to her at 0:34

[evilleatherjacket]

I am enormously embarresed while watching this, they seem really, really uncomfortable with all the fat chicks around them.

[quilsmangentdelacake]

ugh. I feel secondhand embarrassment for that girl..

kind of ruined the entire thing

[Arielewen78]

jules was really singing "New york city cooops!!! New york city cooops!!!! New york city cooops!!! arrest these bitches now!!! "

[JennyWantsToRock]

This make me want to be fat

[ookie94]

oh god just check that look on julians face

i too would be scare if i was surrounded by crazy fat chicks

[MrXxiii]

those people ruined this performance.

[ThinCrustPizza67]

Julian doesn't look too comfotable with that chunti dude grinding on him at 0:27 hahaha

[ouuyeahouuright]

Lmfao!

[FLaiR791]

I like the part when the whole song isn't played..

[adiheartsgreen]

the girl with the pink hair!say what you want about her but she's one lucky bitch

[janeswurld]

LMAO @ 0:28 chick is closing in on albert as he slowly backs away

[dragonnelite]

if i was there i would be ALL over NICK. poor julian though.

[skyNbell]

Ahaha! I bet he was thinking " this was a mistake, this was a mistake, this was a mistake...". And I love how they're like so chill and all these random people come up. That's when Jules lost his cool and kinda facepalmed. oh and I would not glob onto them if u wanted them to like u whatsoever.

[Allureist]

I can't watch this. I want to cry holy crap.

[Msdcc]

1:08 Julian facepalms from this hideous accident

[melfaery]

so much second-hand embarrassment

[TheFunnybunny1230]

Well he invited them up there.

[Strokeofluck12]

@TheFunnybunny1230 he must have regreted

[APHRODITEEEEEE]

actually that was in November 16, 2002

[popsiclesuckers]

this was actually so painful to watch.

[MusicMan44144]

are you serious?!?!?! if i was a girl and i was up there i would go straight to nick valensi!!!

[ILMcarolina]

what the fuck's going on with that bitches?

[pollypocket242]

This is hilarious. Poor Jules lol

[Strokeofluck12]

I think I want to cry.....Poor Jules!!!!

[natalie20136]

in 1:08 you can see him going crazy from all the ugly bitches surrounding his ass.

(amamammmammammmm pink hair ammam) 

[pureheart92]

Loool, Albert is sooo cute. Hes like shuffling away from the crowds of freaks as he rocks out on his guitar. And Nick has like a safety wall while Julian is left for dead. Poor guy, give him room to breathe!

[MEAGANsullyIScool]

it's so amazing how when he says strange he looks at the not so normal girl with the pink hair, perfect.

[ForeverMasterless]

Oh god...we all know Jules is a sexy beast, but for christ sakes give him some space!

[melfaery]

I can't watch this video. Too much second-hand embarrassment.

[LAKEN531ILY]

HA THASE CHICKS ARE ALL FAT XCEPT LIKE 2!!! I BET JULES REGRETED LETTING THEM GO UP THERE IN THE FIRST 30 SEC.

[2014CU]

haha nick has the right idea of turning his back to the girls.

[bobngo10]

lmao! 0:27 the fat black chick fist pumping her way towards albert..i would be scared

[p4cm4n182]

Nick: "Thanks god Jules keeping all these bitches off me"

[sambryant09]

that looked like a fucking gay arse gig, great band , fucked up peice of shit gig!

[Jambabond]

crazy bitches...

[Lin31314]

doesn't anyone see the guy dancing behind julian? XD

[bobngo10]

lol.. 0:42 fat black chick dancing next to albert nd he just looks aways..lmao

[bobngo10]

0:13 he invited them up..bastard was tryin to laid..lol

[aerocharmify]

0:50

poor nick, all by himself. if i were there i would've been ALL OVER HIM.

[ShadowRanger718]

oh god whats with all the ugly fat chicks all over him??

[daveandnofirebrigade]

@ShadowRanger718 mad tv trying hard to reduce his coolness? :)

[bedofskeletons]

Oh my good god. Poor poor Jules. Look at his face especially near the end. He wants to run away and never look back

[alex99fever]

thats right nobody touch him!!! lol

[MultiColourMarissa]

i would have fainted if i had gotton up there lol...I LOVE JULES <3 and thats why i would give him his space

[SushiPandaEggroll]

xD Everyone was grinding by Julian. I feel sorry for him.

[Karmaic12]

...after this they decided that playing on Madtv ever again would be a no

[iluvPyro1]

lol i dont think id have the guts to get up there and look like a creepy stalker.

[ask5053211]

lmao face palm at 1:08

[mrasdf1904]

@ask5053211 hahahaha

[bobngo10]

@ask5053211 thats when he realized there was only fat ugly chicks around him..lol

[madethis2comment]

I love how they're all like attacking Julian and the rest of the band are just standing alone. FFS, I'd rotate from Jules, to Nick, to Albert, to Nikolai.. Fabrizio would be harder to get to but I'd find a way haha

[JessTheSkank]

Whatevs. Jules probably likes those girls all over him. He is still a man..haha

[maximusv1]

Attack of the fat hipsters!

[tinysolodancer56]

bhahahahah oh my god poor julian.

[EnokiSkai]

stupid bitches lol.

[sushure5]

pinche vieja estupida la de pelo rosaa que no se daba cuenta que nadamás le estaba estorbando a Julian??????

y luego la muy poser ni siquiera se sabia la cancion ---> 0:36

ME KAGA KE GENTE ASI DE ESTUPIDA tenga oportunidades grandes:@

te amo Julian:)

[MrUtheone2]

At 0:30 Julians intention was to push the pink haired girl off the stage, but she grabbed his arm. So Julian had to go along with it for the show. Poor Guy. Strokes 2010!!!

[p4cm4n182]

must be one hell of a strong stage

[TheChowderlover]

man if i were them i would go and touch all of them....i noe julians hot and all..but if u like there music u would like all of them...not just julian..im just saying i would die if i was on stage with all of them XD its funny how he could still sing with all of those girls all on him.....thats AWSOME XD

[xXxTwiggyzLovexXx]

Mmmm Julian. P;

Those stupid bitches are so lucky!! xD

[blueblackandpale]

Geez, I'm pretty sure Julian motioned for them to come up. don't hate :D

[RockFreak67]

yeh he definitely did

jeez those chicks are fucking lucky

[ZepherZelda]

that's awesome!

at least those chicks are on stage.

maaaan, what i'd do to be them for just that moment!

[cossack77]

Anyone know where I can watch the full performance?

[XMichaelSpektorX]

lol girls are hating

like whos that fat bitch ahah

jelous

[sillysp8]

Man i a dead cat looks cooler on stage than all those fat girls.

[ParticleFarticle]

One guy in an ocean of ugly chicks jumped on stage, like an island of relief in an ocean of diarrhea. He can tell his gay friends about the experience. Further proof that white chicks can't dance. Funny how Albert Hammond Jr. moves away from that beast of a black burden with sunglasses approaching him.

[rhpwal]

beast of a black burden! HAHAHAHA!!! Priceless!

[ParticleFarticle]

You understand what I'm saying!!

It just seems kinda funny that's all!!

[MrAlfredocolon]

jules is like i need some air too many fat chicks at 0:27

[cangiuoc]

lol great !

[Drakomonkey]

fat bitches

[KellC92]

wtf who are all these ugly bitches on stage?!hahaha.wow!poor Jules!

[omgaw]

Who the fuck are those bitches on stage?! Was that allowed, wtf!

[2rand0m]

lol i was on camera, it showed the back of my jacket, and btw imma guy i was 14 then.

[Dontbglum234]

MY GOD! I could barely watch this video. It was too.......Groose/Awkward! That lady with pink hair was like shoving her boobs in Julian's face. I could barely watch this, I wonder wat the guys mustve felt like. Poor Julez =(

[felavickie]

@Dontbglum234 She was butt ugly too.. that sucks! LOL

[anisamw]

@Dontbglum234 SERIOUSLY. People need space, especially super awesome Julian. >.< and you could tell he was way more in to the music than anything else.

[revolcadasocial]

OMFG I should have been there!!! there r so many ugly chicks touching Jules, it's unbelieveable!

Of course, I was only 13 years old by that time LOL

[petrificus12]

it pisses me that it cuts off at the solo!!!

[stratocastermaster2]

NO FAT CHICKS

[chemepuppie]

wtf? is wrong with the pink heade chick? julian must be like wtf? i dont do those gigs

[indiekitty8]

0:37-39 omfg! look at the lady with red hair!

omg! she looks like shes having an orgasm next to julian!!! lmfao!!!!!!

[TigerFrida]

seriously they all look like retards. though next to the strokes who wouldn't

[tiredofbeingfamos]

aaahahaa.

this is the funniest thing ever.

Yu know Julian was freaking out.

that lady has issues(: lol.

wow, Julians

got itt.<3

[kurbina1251]

i feel so bad for nick.. no ladies for him :(

[Shoopdelaang]

but he is the hottest one, he was, now he is like a neo hippie

[Tinktink264]

Somebody kill that lady with the pink hair I wanna be her RIGHT NOW!

[coisinhasbanais]

that was awkuard... 0:34

Julian looks at the girl as if she was some creepy stalker :')

[TigerFrida]

she probably was some creepy stalker though.

[kenkocarmenb]

lmfao!!

this video made my day I can't stop laughing

[paulbanks999]

lol julian isgetting mauled and albert is a little bit, but lol nick is all alone

[kurbina1251]

poor nick hes got his back turned all sad

[TheNewFella93]

lol. i love it how only about 1/4 of the people actually get up and you can see the sillhouettes of the people sitting down going "wtf"!

[aleexGOgreen]

poor julian

[YessicaB7]

bitches around Julian ¬¬

jajajajajaja

i would killed somebody just to be there beside him XDXD

[9hiu]

OMG I REMEMBER THIS EPISODE! O:

[Chacha5678]

oh my godddd i cant wait for them to come back!

[DansLikeaRockstar]

sooo embarassing...I barely can watch the video with my hands covering the eyes the most part of the time :S its funny though how julian says "it was fucking strange!" with the pink haired cow throwing her boobs to his face! then he points the crowd and she seems like a dog fucking his arm....goshhh...

I wish I hadnt watched this video

[Hullio55]

i like how the girls all look about 15 too

[demilovatofficial]

back away b*tches he is special.he needs space.

[anisamw]

@demilovatofficial If only I could "vote up" to that x infinity.

[bobngo10]

@demilovatofficial deni lovato official?? really?? u need to change ur name to comment on strokes videos..no disney fans here please

[demilovatofficial]

@bobngo10 Wow that's a really asshole-ish thing to say???I think i have a right to comment on any fucking video to which I please.This account is old I grew out of Disney shit along time ago.I'm just now checking this in over a year.

[bobngo10]

@demilovatofficial lol..dont get all deffensive now =P

[demilovatofficial]

@bobngo10 Well you didn't have to be rude about it.

[bobngo10]

@demilovatofficial i just really hate disney channel..lol

[APHRODITEEEEEE]

@demilovatofficial special hahahahahahaahahahaahaaaaaaaaa­aaa what do you mean? XD and he let them up anyway lol

[demilovatofficial]

its kinda sad i felt uncomfortable watching this.imagine how the strokes felt?

[demilovatofficial]

he looks scared.probably his worst memory,he prolly likes dancing girls around him,but prolly only hot ones or girls that can atleast keep there big nasty boobs away from him for atleast 3 seconds.

[kinkyale21]

Julian looks so tall is he tall or its jut me?

[sventsjessica]

The Strokes are a pretty tall band in general. Nick Valensi is 6 feet 5 inches. None of the other band members look that much shorter than Nick when standing next to or near him in pictures, so they're all probably at least 6 feet, maybe plus a couple inches.

[paulbanks999]

they all r really tall ive met 4 of them, but fab is only like 5.11

[Waffo2768]

you are one lucky son of a bitch, was Nick awesome????

[paulbanks999]

ya. julian was cool too. fab is the most real and nice tho

[2rand0m]

yeah there tall, albert is like 6'0", nick and jules are like 6'2", and nikolai is 6'3"

[paulbanks999]

they're actually even taller than that, albert is like 6'2, nick is really tall he's 6'4 and nikolai is 6'3 and jules is 6'2 or 3 ish. but poor fab is like 5'10

[2rand0m]

oh. because

i met them too, im 6'1". or 6'2". im 184cm anyways. so yeah i must have miscalculated.

[2rand0m]

and yeah true that, nick was very tall, and fab was short, but albert or nick were the nicest

[oeyvind93]

haven't heard anything about the strokes for years. has Nick V cut his hair?

[paulbanks999]

nope its still pretty long

[2rand0m]

he has spikes in front sometimes, but he has short hair in back and long bangs usually.

[peteylover123]

oh no !!!! poor jules i should go kill all those girls !!lol

[gorogustavo]

viva peron

[nicolasdurruti]

no me la veia venir.

[dialblova]

hahahahah i just noticed that every one is arround julian....WTF?!?!?!?! dumb bitches.....

[dialblova]

hahahaha WTF?!?!?!?! man.....

i guess thats what good musik will make you do....

it would have been fucking sweet if EVERY single person got up and started dancing....

[julesthestrokes8]

fucking lucky bastards id do anything to be next to julian on stage id faint haha that fat girl with the pink hair is so annoying poor jules i love him

[frankybm123]

i think its funny how albert slips away from the black chick dancing next to him

[frankybm123]

what wrong with you people julian probably enjoyed weird people gettin up and dancing, thats what he says its all about

[swart5]

Poor Julian..that nasty fat chick with pink hair is like jiggling her boobs right in his face.

[MeeoWeeo]

eww all the people up there are faggots.

[Janzztube]

wow, how akaward was that..

[BL00dsExandb00zE]

WUT IS WRONG WITH THESE PPL LEAVE HIM ALONE ! lol wtf

[IndiePrincess94]

jules looks fiiiiiit! =D

but i do feel very sorry for him in this vid!! x

[cazteland]

must be hard to suport the fans or fame.

[heychinagrl]

SHIT...I like the way Julian tugs on his collar at 0:47. <3

[partypeanuts1213]

hes still a pimp

[loto159]

poor julian

[enriquechargoy]

lol nick alone :( XD

[scotchpfc]

ajajajjaa

yeahh

[jackjackass123]

what a fuck!!!!!.....can you see all that girls???.....you know!!!!....specially that girl with the pink hair!!.....shit! that is so nasty! poor casablancas

[tyrocks14]

tru that

[Chacha5678]

oh my lord, its hilarious how tall the strokes are in comparison to everyone else lmaooo

[Chacha5678]

holy shit i wish i was there sooo bad

[Natascha14]

haha so funny, she acts like shes in a club, and not on tv!

[ilovezestrokes]

I still cringe every time I see this video because I feel embarrassed for poor Julian haha. He had good intentions inviting them up on stage, but I don't think he was prepared for a horny fat girl with pink hair.

[supernovayy]

lol... I have seen this many times and it's still funny!

[LILSHAWTY9870egh]

fuck poor julian dam u fatties

[snake2693]

lol

[FrankietheMute]

now that I'm seeing this video again.

those kids up there appear very ill.

I think it was field trip day at the Psych Ward.

[princevaliant12]

HA ! albert wants nothing to do with it! at :46 he shuffles away albert style.

[demilovatofficial]

albert style lol.that cracked me up

[itsnotmeitsyouxo]

poor julian. that short chubby girl with flaming hair keeps humping him with her boobs...

[pigr4pe]

lol

[wildkyote]

They look like a bunch of mental kids from an asylum or something escaped!!! hahaha lol

[wildkyote]

hhaahahah!!!

[jackjackass123]

what a fuck??....this video is make me laugh a lot!!!.....check the girl with pink hair....seems like she have...like.....you ....to much excited!!.....it's so funny and the girl who is dacing close to albert and albert get away!.....ajajajajajajajajaja is so fuckin' funny

[ferbert19]

fabrizo is the man

[chacheng9774]

lmao! how can u sing with all those fat chicks rubbing agaisnt u!

[FrankietheMute]

that turned to a hip hop event in 16 seconds.

[lucyargentina]

i'm actually laughing out loud

[Marco1thestrokes]

asu muy bueno ai bailando con los fans jeje muy bueno yheaaa the strokes

[vintagelove01]

Hahahah this video is hilarious!

[unarmedadrian]

I just saw this. (On TV)

[Chacha5678]

oh my goshh! whats the name of the episode???? on what channel? i gotta see it!

[unarmedadrian]

Erg..

I did that comment like a month ago.

[skate8901]

dam! cut off right at the solo! good vid tho

[sheinze87]

he seems really need a NYC cops in that video

[Chacha5678]

XDDD EPIC WIN!!