Portal GLaDOS Screen

[smileforawhile1]

Lol cake :) !!!!!!!!

[Bronyforever]

Are the screens black for anyone else?

[Bronyforever]

ja JA!

[FreezeDriedPrograms]

:32 BIRD. BIRD.

[Crystal0mask]

LOL @ the music.

[lilypop87]

Wow, I didnt know GLaDOS used google...

[hgbguy]

have you ever noticed when she says certain things like deadly neuro toxin theres a particular picture on that part i saw a skull etc

[ChaosZenithlord]

I think you could've just looked for the image files in the game directory

[ligador23]

@ChaosZenithlord lol

[CptAlchovegetable]

6:19

[KnightOfHylia]

lmao hit F5 really fast? You realize every one of these pictures can be seen with the Source SDK right? Open Hammer and open the textures. Just type in glados_screens into the filter and there they all are.

[anangrygoldfish]

Potatoes.

[A10tankkiller93]

VALVe had to take each of these images, just another example of there craftsmanship. Best gaming company hands down.

[TRFriendly]

@A10tankkiller93

Agreed. Valves attention to detail is astounding. Their story telling ability is leagues ahead of anyone in the industry. The ending to Episode 2 made me sick to my stomach, and thats a huge compliment! Keep it up Valve!

[0shlem0]

think potatoes guys.



[IronRevolution]

@0shlem0 Oh yeah.

[wowftfw]

It's cool if you pause the video and hold the mouse down on the time bar and slowly move it accross the bar GLaDOS is swinging back and forth in slow mo.

[TehNerdQueen]

OK, so when the screw is on the screen GLaDOS is saying "Good news..." (after you incinerate the first core).

That's implying that you're screwed.

[CoolKillerClan]

the cake is a LIE

[zaper002]

8:34 Aperture Scientists?

[lilypop87]

Ok, what is up with GLaDOS and cake! geez!

[capitanmorganjoke]

what the fuck? does glados use google?

[pigstynumeral]

why are there so many pictures with pliers in them?

[Wazzup439]

SOO MUCH CAKE

[sisisspore]

i see 1000 of pictures of the outside world and GLaDOS dosn't know whats going on outside?!?

[Timur2010]

2:20 STOP!

HAMMER TIME

[WilipichinXD]

mmm, to many cakes :P

[XeroOwnz]

I was eating chocolate cake when i watched this.

So it isn't a lie after all...

[tirsod2000]

glados think in:food,the cake,doors,technology and cheese with artefacts

[tirsod2000]

2:20

stop!! i have a idea! cheese and cake!!!

[MrAlexriga]

@Ulti99ROBLOX1

lol

[dominic508]

I can never take german songs seriously... they're just too easy to laugh at

[Klasseheertje]

I think this is ''her'' cake recipe :))

[CitationTheGreat]

The sign at 8:53 is the sign at Coober Pedy, Australia. o_O

[G0nzA10895]

cake cake cake cake cake cake cake OMG all the images are cakes

[bangNL94]

A song about food in the background? How convenient :P

[HunterOfHalfLife]

this is what glados thinkind:P

[haisita]

OMG Looking at this reminded me of the Cursed Video from the movie "The Ring"...Damn....Won't be able to sleep for a month now...

*GLaDOS crawls out of PC* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­*CK

[Moosunk122342]

DONT BELIEF IT!!! THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RedDotRampage]

0:43 wtf does that have to do with cake?

[ThePeteAwesome]

im hungry

[xzaner1]

GLaDOS lol

she's in my nightmares evil witch

[alextall95]

Man i want some cake now

[yystudios]

I played this video fast and i saw GLaDOS spinning around  :3

[suckmysilencer747]

god glados really likes cake..

Must be really fat

[Falcor43]

the last pick black mesa

[rafflecupter]

The cake is not a lie, he had a photo shoot.

[Babelfish112]

CAKE!

[bluemilklovers]

the scond song is better its like a german ACDC version of the 1st song

[KiyokaMakibi]

I have no idea what thie first song is about but its catchy...

Jeez so many images O_O

[daskraut]

@KiyokaMakibi it's about a gang of women who meet daily at a confectionery and eat themselves to death with cake, pie, icecream and stuff, everything with whipped cream.

[chickenpede]

@daskraut That's awesome!! It totally fits! And very good work here! It can be extremely tedious to do a video like this!

[machiner6]

I just noticed that some of these photos are designed to script and sync with GLaDOS' voice. like, when she says "Despite your VIOLENT behavior" the violin picture shows up.

[LeeLaz2008]

At one part of the first song it sounds like he sais: I'm-a bite the banana! XD

[estonianfilms]

lol if u move the vid forward u can see GLADOS move

[jahildebra]

I wonder if GLaDOS likes cake?

[zimizi]

Aber bitte mit Sahne :D

[TheTruthIsHiding4321]

i dont chell is obsessed with cake is i think its glados O.o

[saftydance2]

What's with the farm stuff?

[drmario711]

black mesa

[BowserKoopaFTW]

4:12- Giant loaf of bread lol

[Sandwichfilms167]

wtf the picture at 3:15 knife???

[daskraut]

yup. guess it's for cutting the cheese uhm i mean the cake...

[MrWafflemanguy]

@Sandwichfilms167 i think she wants to cut the cake

[diegofg10]

CAKES! CAKES! CAKES! OMG

[AristoMC]

aber bitte mit sahne ^^

[mrfolopi]

have to wonder how hard the cake is..... i think i heard there was uranium in there GASP! so radiational!

[Burnout609]

Load all the video and after, with the thing to move the time of the video do it a little slowly and you see GLaDOS move !

[I8PeeMehrdad79]

HOLY SHIT THATS Hilarious!!!! nice 1

[101ROCKTUNES]

the cake is not a lie ??

[Seriousjin18]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

[MoskowFreak1111]

C:\Program Files\Portal 2 - Prelude\portal\materials\VGUI\­slideshow\glados

folder with pics

[XXcod5winnerstudioXX]

daskraut i like this song so i looked it up and i memorized it in german and now i know the FULL german language

[XXcod5winnerstudioXX]

TERRIST SONG LOL

[hippiechik95]

Wow. GLaDOS is really obsessed with cakes.

[0YtsanBlowout0]

And farming =3

[SuperAwesomeMario64]

So the image changes every frame or so...

That means...

"gasps"

Subliminal Cake Messages!

I think I found one of the reasons portal players crave cake after beating the game. These subliminal messages combined with constant mentioning of cake by GLaDOS. It make you hungry...

[cavs200]

glados mind: cake, cakes everywhere!!!!! weeeeeeee!!!!!!

[machiner6]

It's pretty cool that "Aber Bitte Mit Sahne" ends on one note, then the rock version picks up from there, going up another note, like syncing almost.

[machiner6]

"Who's going to bake the cake when I'm gone? YOU?"

[JohnCarlitox]

hahaha

[StopMotionMind]

I would've used a macro and set it to a rate at 0.01 seconds (like you said, hundreds of images)

And that's where my Saitek Cyborg comes into play :)

[TERMINATORGUY666]

interesting to watch i have to say.

you can also see GLaDOS swaying very sloly back and fourth in the background, lol

[flameandchip]

Scroll the little circle back and forh in the bar XD

[adoomator]

It's not unneeded it's fun.

[MarvelroxDCsux]

If you scroll through the video with the seekbar, the images look like they do in game. Weird...

[AZNFlipy12]

an glados moves

[powerplayerGK]

at 4:26 it kinda looks like spy's knife

[Yaesumuji]

Nah. The spy has a butterfly knife, which means the blade folds in-between the handle. That one's pretty solid.

[PuffOReilly]

insted of pressing f5 you should of screen recoreded it and slowed it donw in windows movie maker

[thenukeknowsall]

That would be impossible, It changes pictures every 0.4 Secs (Estimated) On the game, Windows movie maker would just make it 0.9 Secs

[PuffOReilly]

but you can add more that one slow down effect

[machiner6]

that's right. I found a way to make frames more than just one second. If you zoom in far enough on the timeline, you can trim more accurately.

[brutaka359]

...

[DonnGogon]

Where is Gman?!

[fafefla]

gman???

wtf!!!!

[fafefla]

3:41 a computer

[Viikktor]

I laughed at the end

[crazykijker2233]

glados thinks like this: Cake + tools +old machines + old ppl = animals in a zoo!

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

[crazykijker2233]

lol at 8:28 don't walk backwards -.-

[smellyfeetyouhave]

hmmmmmmm........ did valve just google image search "cake" and put everything in the first 100 pages into her screen no matter what it was?

[vechtendewil]

@smellyfeetyouhave They made every picture by them selves;p

[smellyfeetyouhave]

@vechtendewil It was a joke...

[vechtendewil]

@smellyfeetyouhave lol sorry :P

[Colorfusion1]

There is alot of tools and cakes.

[kReEaYtEr]

Well you're a tool going after a cake.

Pretty simple concept if you ask me.

[Explorer360]

Did anyone else notice the jellyfish at 9:54 ?

[Altaiiiir]

did anyone notice the jellyfish called explorer360

[aiagonso]

the music is just as random as the pictures :D

[patlfc27]

grrr... the song killed my ears, i had to mute it...gd vid tho

[ROBLOXER106]

0:00 Medic?????

[lizerg700]

chell is glados? XD

[dillpickle987]

Lol. GLaDOS has a thing for signs, cakes, animals, old machines, and tools. XD

[dmstealth]

Great, now I have that first tune stuck in my head LOL

[daskraut]

yup, it played in my head for weeks after posting this vid :)

[dmstealth]

"Oh yeah!" Thanks for posting the title, that's one to add to the MP3 list. Oh and I found the translation... very appropriate for GlaDOS' 'obsession'.

[DusselDada]

Hmm... is ,,The Cake" rly a Black Forest cake?

SCHWARZWÄLDER KIRSCH!

[stargategeek32]

I think the pic's are to show what see is, feeling/talking about, like, u broke my heart (broken violin)

[Speedfire493]

You knwo that those Pics are also in the SDK ?

so you didnt had to screen them all ^^

[hl2ep3]

yeah i assume cause their textures in the game.

[fafefla]

wtf is that?

[Speedfire493]

wtf is what ? ?

[Blaggstar]

sehr schöön :-)

[HinoanFederation]

Ich spreche little deutsch. lol most ppl here are english. (I had a german class once)

[dalehauri]

LOLWTF

AWESOME

[hiynastrike]

glados knows you only want to go home and eat cake

[moonwert2]

lol i saw several light bulbs

[123battlefield123]

i've been watching this screen in the game and yes one of the is BLACK MESA's logo (half-life 1)

[RalOhmSurEth]

It's called a Lambda. (Sp?)

And yes, It's shown once or twice, I think.

[thenukeknowsall]

*At the final picture* DUN DUN DUNNNNNN You just broke your F5 Key!

[IsaacBassMaster]

at 2:08 who is the old looking guy

[IsaacBassMaster]

the barn looks like something of of half life 2, dont you think

[IcicleNose]

Ich wusste gar nicht das GLaDOS so viele Bilder anzeigt O.O ich dachte die hat höchstens 10 Bilder oder so xD (Kann aber auch daran liegen das ich nie so lange auf die Monitore geschaut hab) ^^

5/5 *

[tjksvids]

were english thank you

[supernova2705]

im suprised gman isn't on any of those screenshots o.o

[petey207]

and Sheep!

[Firemarok]

wow..apparently glados's thoughts seem to be about cakes farms and tools..probably some things she picked up from the "bring your daughter to work day" thing....although where the tools come into play is beyond me..

[killerkid5000]

oh i dont know MAYBE CAUSE SHES A FUCKING ROBOT?!

[danceallot]

or mabye shes a humen ith a wepon and john freemans bro

[petey207]

1:13 is that a reference to the program called "Links" were a guy named Link ownes a bar.. called Link?

Anyway, when it's bufferd a bit, move the slider across the the time thing and watch GLaDOS dance about. It's funny in picutre mode :P

[maleable11]

How long where you repetedly pressing the F5 key? that would be painfull after a good long time. Jebus

[RPNova]

Could've took a video and chopped it up?

[Metalsonic2008]

nah... i did a cod4 stop mo vid, and had to press the F12 for 2 minutes. the part i took off was the one where you are being taken down by a nuke in shock and awes ending. i took it from the takeoff to the crash. and then had to import all the 281 images into windows movie maker, make its time to 1 sec, and insert 2x speed into all the pic twice or 3x. WHEN I WAS DONE OR PAUSED, MY FUCKING HAND FELT LIKE SHIT!!! but after 30 mins, it was back and stopped paining, and was ready to continue

[MegaChickenfish]

GLaDOS eats cake with a wrench...?

[x17attack]

if you move the slider back and forward it looks like GLaDOS is spinning in circles.

[alittlebigstory]

in one, there is the black mesa logo

[kaboomonme]

woot lots and lots of cake! But cake makes you fat...is that my Glados is fat? Mysterious..

[oboxman]

germany rocks dude!

[Qllgaard]

0:26 TF2??

[trinastar1]

at 0:21 it says: happy (something) and thanks (something)

[Lyco499499]

I guess GLADos likes to eat her cake with a wrench or pliers.

Thanks for this video, you must have spent alot of time capturing the screens.

And I love the music. =D

[iridescentgreen]

or she just likes posing them together and taking pictures....O.o

[FishnChips65]

"Look, the Zodiac was my case not yours"

[completegibberish710]

this is what you will see if you are tripping on acid

[furon83]

HEY you should not talk about an apature science devise such as her like that if i was an apature science handheld portal device..i'd kill you. and i am from apature science!

[XxAquarisxX]

*___* caaake *is being poked*... huh? what? oh yeah... "^__^ thanks for putting this up, I´ve been searching everywhere for a video like this. oh, and the song made me crack up so badly - you really deserve a cake "mit sahne" for making this *hands over cake* (no, it´s NOT a lie and it doesn´t include freaky stuff like sediment-shaped sediment ^^). mahlzeit ;D

[SaitoAOG]

would of been better if u used still alive

[daskraut]

nah, that song has been overused already. the music here is all about cake ;)

[04zjennings]

caaaaaaaaakeee

[robodragon123]

GLaDOS must be jam packing her memory chip with those pictures

[what1000144]

Dude, she has infinite memory. Remember?

[machiner6]

"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside."

[scuffpuppy]

Don't care how hard they try, the German language has to be the ugliest sounding throughout the entire planet.

[daskraut]

*grin* i smell pure envy, ja, ich rieche den blanken neid!

[scuffpuppy]

Envy? LOL! Who would ever choose to be German lol!

[daskraut]

i would. again and again. every single time.

[Lyco499499]

I would love to be German.

[machiner6]

I'll take it next year in high school.

[machiner6]

me too!

[windowssucks101]

How would you choose to be German?

[machiner6]

1) meet a nice guy from that country.

2) take that class in high school.

[windowssucks101]

Um....ok whatever