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  • does this guy think he's some sort of travel advise guru or something? Pretty sure all of that you can think up by yourself with 2 minutes thought.

  • I tried the plastic bag trick, problem was that I still had to wait for the 100 other people to empty their pockets :)

  • Is it possible to fly with US Army MREs in luggage

  • cell phones were'ny invented in 1947..

  • Creepy black guy is always watching

    1:25

  • Why check luggage? Is he kidding? I guess I'll fit 2 weeks of clothing in my carry-on.

  • Since 1947? .......

  • A good tip to remember: Make a list 2 days before hand and make sure to tick off what you have and don't have so you do have time to get them.

    Worked for me :)

  • How about some advice from a real TSO. Take out your liquid,cream,jels & aresols-must be less than 3.4 oz each & fit in small ziplock & yes toothpaste, yogurt even penutbutter are considered liquid -why google Ramzi Yousef. Put your shoes on the belt-why google Richard Reed. Dont wear suspenders. Put laptop,sleepap,dvd player,printers ect in there own bins visit TSA.gov for more

  • Biggest tip: Be white

  • gay flag 0:16

  • LOL @ the security guard peeking around the corner at the end ;P

  • this guy has had cell phone since 1947?

  • @kubbaapeli

    I was thinking the same thing...

  • my tip is pretty simple and easy to do, easy.. never wear a belt (the one that has steel head) it will just make the security personel check your clothes once u walk pass the sqaure thing lol i dont know what the name is (also avoid having coins in your pocket) in some airports like Thailand, if you have a laptop, securtity personel will also take it out.. so if just incase this happens, make sure your laptop is on top of your stuff in the luggage.(have been doing this for 10 years and im 15 :P)

  • ''And that also includes me, so I'm like in this advice too'' Best part.

  • i say learn how to run

  • don't look brown and muslimy...

  • @soopie1 hahahaha!!! Muy bueno tu comentario! One time ( after 9/11 of course) I traveled using a T shirt of a Dubai Metal Show which had a camel at the front and they gave me a real hard time at the airport. I kinda figured it out later.

  • answer: get fast track!

  • not all of us are have stuff from 1947

  • So many Terrorists are watching this video.

  • That phone looks like it was from 1947

  • fuck worring about "other passengers'. everbody should wrap stuff in foil.I'm tired of these STUPID TSA Nazis wasting my time so I just fight back by doing shit that wastes theirs. I ware shirt that say things like "Got Glock". Also when on a job app or government form asking what my ethnic back ground is I mark black or asian , pacific islander , or other then write the word Gringo,Spick,nigger or what ever. I basicly love to goof on the government...

  • it's funny when he's talking about holding up the line while he's actually doing it.

  • i followed your advice and what i got was a freaking surprise cavity search!

  • THUMBS UP IF NONE OF THESE EVER WORK :D

  • hahaha the sticks his head out at 1:26

  • I've flown more times than I'd like to remember, and I've only had my bags lost once, and it was an extremely unusual circumstance. And why would I not want to check a bag? I can't put my shampoo, toothpaste, deodorant, etc, in my carry on bags. That "packing the things from your pockets" thing is a good idea though. I have a separate spot in my carry on bag where I put those things. Makes it quick and easy on me, as well as the folks behind me.

  • 2 word concept: RUN FAST!

  • .. And lastly, don't have an arab sounding name.

  • unwrap any of my gifts and ill fucking kill a goddamn securty guard

  • Common sense? Well, TSA kind of scratched that.

  • ok so your saying if you have like a swiss army knife in your check in bag you should just say fuck it and try to get it on the carryon bag? alright ill let you know how that goes.

  • hello, my name is Mohamed and your tips didnt work

  • haha think of all the towelheads watchin this

  • @Joshcomicguy that includes u

  • @TheVladify ;)

  • If you want to get off the Terrorist Watch List? Have your name legally changed.

  • black guy looking at u at the end

  • only had my luggage lost once and got it back within 3 days. it got put onto another flight by accident. the crew on the ground loading and unloading luggage scan the paper that luggage check-in puts on your luggage to verify that it's been at that airport and where it is going. this video is just meant to scare people into thinking that if your luggage is lost, it's gone forever.

  • Wrong the quickest way to get through is to not go thru at all and takee a train

  • shit i gotta carry a V6 engine for Autozone! WHAT THE FUCKK YOU WANT ME TO DO! WALK AROUND THE AIRPORT HOLDIN A V6 ENGINE LIKE A MAD MAN?!?!?!

  • I've been on hundreds of flights. I never lost anything. So honestly, fly a good airline and your bags will be fine.

  • why didn't the tsa check his sacks? why is he excluded?

  • id rather check my bags in than carry them around all the time

  • Or your could be in the military! Real time saver when going through security

  • peter, you are such an idiot. Do u really think that checking bags in add 90minutes. It would only cost that much time if u have oil leaking out of ur bags.

  • How bout any foreign or foreign looking people like Muslims, mexicans, blacks and anywhere in-between have to go to their own airport where each traveler has to be escorted in a cage and checked underneath the plan and above are armed guards.

  • how about fly me 2 my destination and stop molesting are children TSA pedophiles

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  • I've never lost any piece of luggage in the 20 years I've travelled.

  • @PhilipDK5800 Same here Ive been traveling the world on a daily basis for 4 years never lost anything exept a few ink pens lmao

  • @PhilipDK5800 That's not saying much for your luggage.

  • @PhilipDK5800 lucky you i lost my ps3 :(

  • HAHAHA THIS WAS FILMED AT DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT SUCK THAT BITCHEZZZ

  • @AlawiGMX hahaha

  • How about this: One plane carry all the stupid shet that people bring with them, and the other one full of naked people... No food too since it might be hot and explode... Wouldn't surprise me if they start doing this

  • @AlawiGMX the greatest comment of all time. Well done to you sir.

  • your tip is delaying a lot of passengers...

  • im going to arizona. and im pretty sure im gonna be "randomly searched"

  • @AlawiGMX Hmm..so you have to Blow up yourself in your own Country, Mohammed?

    Sad..very sad...forget thet the 72 Virgins Guy..it is a big Lie!!!

  • @wittmanntankhero wow there's a truly stupid statement... brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, statement Iv'e heard god bless us inbred hillside hillbillies

  • @dat650kid Hahaha...said Who?

    Shut the Fuck up...sensless are all the People who Killing innocent people in the Name of Allah..or God..or who the Fuck ever...!!

    NERD !!!

  • Think hard-Think-very-very hard-Think-Russians-jews-mafia -Ashkenazi-jews-with dual citizen-ship coming all the way from Russia-and whatever and running your-friking laws and your friking country that why I start to call it-"Israeli-Russian-KGB-CIA".. They are the one that manipulating the gov. They are the one that pushing -pushing-and if they really really care about you then they don't sabotages-the country and you!

  • @AlawiGMX

    You mean Mahammed Atta, the CIA stooge?

  • No, he is wrong. We do not ALL have to go through it, and that is the solution for most of us, i.e. . Not to go through it - To stop flying. It's a small sacrifice for saving the very core of your person. 

  • "if you dont do this you will create a long line of travelers" are you sure there not angry at you for making this video and holding them up

  • Considering you'll have about an hour from the time to get to your gate to the time boarding begins, I you're not gonna save any time by getting there 30 minutes faster. Instead, you'll just wind up waiting for an hour and thirty minutes at the gate.

  • Tip # - If you want to really save time, register yourself as a CIA 'patsy' to continue the funding of Homeland Security. In that case, you will be given some plastic explosives (that do nothing but burn when lit) and be carried onto the plane by friendly government agents.

  • @crabber338

    What is a CIA patsy loool? :S

  • So everyone when you go on holiday don't check in hold luggage with your holiday clothes, and if u hold him up he will be very angry haha

  • is this guy for real maybe next time he can explain how to tie shoes 

  • The Carry on is only good advise if you bring a max of 2 or 3 bags of what the pilots flight bag is. Other than that, you have to check your bags

  • Call me Pagan, retrovert, Loser, Nonconformist, Queer, Neanderthal, anything you want; I have not been on an airplane since 1988. I have a suspicion 80% of Americans suffer from the same dysfunction.

    Go ahead, close down all airlines, let only terrorists fly, at least they will standout and the few air marshals we actually have can deal with them.

    As for the rest of us; Gov't subsidized railroads, private cars on US highways, Greyhound and the Internet.

  • If you see those full-body scanners, get to security as quickly as you can. My first encounter with them was at Fort Lauderdale airport in November 2010, and the signs gave passengers the option of scan or pat-down. The TSA had decided on this day that everyone was going to receive both, so the TSA overkill meant that I missed my LAX flight by 3 minutes. At any airport in New Zealand or Australia I would have made my flight - even at LAX where inefficiency has been SOP for decades.

  • i have flown on hundreds of flights around the world and have never lost my luggage....I will continue to check my luggage. I do agree with dressing down. I always pack my coat in my checked luggage, a lot less hassle

  • Guys an idiot.... "I'm gonna go on a weeks trip with 2 pairs of clothes because I didn't want to lose my luggage...."

  • Wow how did he know I've had my cellphone in my pocket since 1947?

  • This is Before the TSA Started Molesting Passengers. so if you can't be at the Airport at least 45 Minutes before your Plan Leaves. You Aren't Flying It's Common Since People.....!

  • Why am I checking any bags? Because I payed 200 dollars you fucktard. Who is this fat bastard?

  • Working in airport security to me is the same as working in telemarketing, you are trash and should be treated as such.

  • so where do i keep my bomb?

  • so you are suggesting us to NOT get any clothes to our trip-vacation, and just get a small bag as a carry-on...

    if only we had a couple thousand dolars-euros etc to buy new clothes everywhere we travel

    FAIL

  • Yeah , in conclusion dont go to the US , bcuz this is probably how terrorist's get thru ..

  • @JoshiBoiLe18 shut the fuck UP!!! without fucking america you mothr fuckers wuld either be in conrol of russia or fucking korea so shut the fuck up before i find your forun asses and kick them in to next saturday.....so shut the fuck up fagget

  • @dowww21 nah , i prefer to speak ... your foreign to me , so that fail :'). i'd spark you.

  • @dowww21 nah, man guess what i saw ur comment when i was in bad mood....srry but i actually kinda agree but then again that jkinda shit pushes my buttons so dont let me catch you putting a cooment about MY awsome country ok

  • @dowww21 You need to get out of the country or something, bud. Start learning shit.

  • In conclusion, don't go to the US.

  • You had a cell phone in 1947? R U A Wizard?

  • it takes so long to go though the airport because u have to wait behind this guy telling yoou what to do. what about the people who are gone for about 6-8 months and need luggage smuck

  • are the americans so stupid like this guy?

  • dont forget the vasiline for the TAS cavity search :-P

  • he a douch bag n eat shit

  • 1947?! india's independance day? random much

  • I wonder if they molest corpses??? They could have something stashed in their pants...Get some tsa.

  • TRAINS Dont Molest people and allow people to transport firearms.

    Is it a coincidence there is less threat???

  • I thought you were allowed one of those plastic baggies for liquids?

  • Peter Greenburg was takin so he had to pick peter greenburg2

  • eat some shit and enjoy it mr greenshitberg

  • 103 who disliked are suicide bombers but failed

  • at 0:32 i thought he ment to get naked and then go to the airport :/

  • yes plan a head to bend over and take it up the ass by " the puppet masters"

    Revolt, don't comply..

    911 was an inside job.

  • they hardly let you take ANY carry-on these days! I say just wear ALL your clothes on!

  • "Peter Greenberg" is a real smartass, isn't he?

  • 10 years ago he was working for terrorists

  • This may be okay for domestic flights, but how are you going to take a 3 week international trip with only carry-on luggage? 

  • A country that sacrifices freedom to gain security, deserves to neither.

    On a sidenote: I can't believe the people of the USA didn't revolt against their government when they, without as much as ASKING the citizens, signed the patriot act which basically removed ALL RIGHTS from them. A person can now be detained forever, without trial, without arrest, if the government thinks you are affiliated with terrorists.

  • Thanks for that you patronising Twat.

  • I just thinking, couldn't a terrorist just kill all the people waiting in line at an airport. I'm just saying that that would be extremely easy.

  • This is a minute and a half of wasted time.

  • This is a minute and a half of wasted time.

  • Who pays this moron to make this shit?:))

  • omg guy at 0:57 playing a PSP!

  • Notice how the twit in this video uses influential language like "if you don't do this ahead of time, you create a very long line of angry travelers." Like it's ONLY our fault? I know this vid is more that two years old, but how about the new measures? Are those OUR fault too?

    Don't let jackasses like these keep you from thinking for yourself. The new security measures would NOT have caught the guy with the powder bomb in his underwear!

    Take the TRAIN and send a message with your money.

  • Just don't take any lugage with you, there is an idea

  • nobody needs to know this shit cause safety reasons god no wonder 9-11 happened cause fuckers finding out loop holes through security i think this shit need to come down

  • I really should stop carrying my gas bomb when I travel. Really slows my fellow passengers and me down.

  • 911 was staged by several corporations For Power and Control . 1 example Heroin export has risen in Afghanistan from 50% to well over 90% since USA troops have landed . 2 Iraq Was attacked again because Saddam Hussain would not bow down to American Corruption 3 Complete control of it DEBT SLAVES and they are all over the world : TERROR LAWS

    MOST AMERICANS HAVE BEEN CONDITIONED NOT TO QUESTION , I know much more but as you and millions like you ......... IT WILL NOT SINK IN !!

  • How to get through security at an airport quick? Be white.

  • @Dukesy19 I won't say I agree with you, but EVERYTIME I go through airport security, I get stopped. But my first name is Muslim and I'm black... so put two and two together.

  • @ERAUPRCWA I'm Muslim too but lucky for me I'm a convert. lol I got the British looks, no beard etc.

  • the girl at :10 has a nice ass

  • Okay, I am really, really, REALLY confused. Even in some of the largest airports in the US, I have never taken 90 minutes to check one of my bags. Maybe 10 minute detour from the security lines, tops. I've also yet to have a bag not show up at the airport with me, though I do know it happens. People who bring too large and too many check in bags? That's what adds 90 minutes to my trip because then it takes forever to get everything stowed and/or having to put in check in anyway!

  • take a fucking train or fuck it hitch hike your way to scheboygan, peter can't comment on either

  • This video is moot now

  • I don't agree with the whole don't check luggage, yes it can get lost but it really depends on the airline, I have never had my luggage get lost but I have heard Delta loses it a lot (which I don't fly). Also it has never taken me 90 minutes to check luggage, plus you have to realize if you're bringing toiletries they have to be under 3 oz to take in your carry on which isn't much if you're going on a long trip.

  • america just makes me cringe... you guys got to start confronting and stand up to your politicians or else your fucked all the way. Who the fuck gave them the power to override your Constitution or The Bill Of Rights? Yous guys have an amendment about basic privacy, I think it's the 4th one or something, and your politicians and bankers and other wise asses shit on it, so it makes me crazy. Obama is a puppet, but someone should kick his ass someway to give an example to the ones who control him.

  • @zappasoul "Those who give partial liberty for temporary safety,deserve neither liberty nor safety.-Benjamin franklin"

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  • "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

    --Benjamin Franklin, written shortly before Feb. 17, 1775, as part of his notes for a proposition at the Pennsylvania Assembly.

  • @POTS127 yup escpecially if theres cops everywhere just to find some killer or wanted man because then it becomes a police state

  • @POTS127

    Did you know that Ben Franklin and Jefferson are now on TSA's terrorist watch list?

    I kidd you not

  • i'm totally walking though in tighty whities next tie i get on a plan

  • thumbs up if u seen the guy behind him at 1:27

  • a cock sucker of the air industry...lol

  • i'll tell you what annoys the line, an irritating guy standing there hokding up the line and talking

  • Do the exact opposite of everything he has told you, and reveal the idiocy behind these security measures. There is no stopping a person who is determined to take lives in a bombing.. they will always find a way and no amount of pornographic scanning and sexual assault on passengers will ever change that.

  • This is a FRISK...Pat Down is a Euphemism!

  • I guess he should make another one about the porno-scanners.

    "Just make sure you act like you don't see security personnel at the monitor snickering, and make sure they can see every square inch of your body in the scanner. And don't worry about what to scanner uses to scan, they can only effect your health after a couple of runs through!"

  • I'm a model T-800 Terminator, wish me luck...

  • Strip naked, douse yourself with slippery oil, and run through the security checkpoint squealing like a pig. They may even run away from you.

  • TSA stands for

    Tyrant

    of

    Sexual

    Assault

    Fuck the TSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @silentbl00d - yes! TSA = Terrorising Stupid Americans.

    TSA = TWATS SYSTEMATIC ABUSE

    Will people only FINALLY start to catch on when they're checking us for lice?!

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  • For how long are people going to let themselves be treated like cattle? People have no rights in airports anymore. FUCK YOU TSA!

  • just wear a hospital gown and flip-flops...problem solved.....

  • @blkakim3 I had a friend that had to remove her flip-flops. Crazy.

  • Funny, he didnt tell us about the scans that show you naked or the molesting at the airport. Why do we have to be treated like criminals at the airport, but they will let any law breaking asshole over the border. We need the TSA at the border, not the airport.

  • WTF are you going to wear when you get to the other end?

  • That better not be one of those bullshit powerbands @ 0:42 (blue)

  • The easiest way to get through security is to realize that your bill of rights is null and void. Especially the 4th amendment.

  • @brad238899 In an airport, dont expect to walk straight through and forget that there are rules and regulations. Do you not remember what happened on 911? When passing ports like this, if you want to that is...do as security tell you to do and you'll be sat on the beach in no time. Dont preach crap to them about your bill of rights because they dont care, it doesnt apply in an airport when your leaving and arriving in any country. It will only slow you down.

  • @costateguise Oh, I see. You're from the UK. You guys are much further in losing your rights that us. Have fun in CCTV land. Here in the U.S. many believe in liberty and freedom. As a matter of fact that was why we revolted and became our own country.

  • @brad238899 I do have fun in CCTV land...probably the reason we dont get planes flying into buildings over here in the UK.

  • @costateguise Oh yeah that's right. Lockerbie doesn't count. Neither does the July 7th London bombings. Oh and you know what's fun? The fact that your government actually helped secure the freedom for the Lockerbie bombing who killed 270 of your countrymen and all for oil. Go ahead and live in your fairy princess land where liberty isn't necessary and the government will take care of you no matter what.

  • @brad238899 Lockerbie? lol difference between a couple of hundred people and thousands like in 911 and the London bombings are erelevant to airport security. I feel safe in my country...I dont think I would in America. However, still love USA.

  • @costateguise We have begun a new era of terrorism. There will never be another 911 type attack. Before 2001 people assumed that "terrorists" took over planes for hostages. Now everyone realizes that is no longer the case. That is why the 3rd or 4th plane crashed into a field because everyone rushed the cockpit. To be honest I feel more safe in the U.S. I've never seen so many fights in my life as when I was in Wales & England. Not to mention stabbing people is all the rage there these days.

  • @brad238899 Jesus Fuck, other xenophobic insecure yank cretin.... The government speak and act on behalf of nobody but themselves, I don't agree with the Lockerbie bombers being freed nor do most UK citizens. We have more liberty than the average yank, FACT, our society is safer, we don't have a shooting massacre every other week, we aren't universally hated and we as people don't agree (as US citizens don't) that we have a 'special relationship' with America. You hate us we hate you, be honest.

  • I am American and I am not universally hated, trust me I travel and people are sophisticated enought to know better that. I hate the feudilism that your monarchy represents, but I don't hate British people, even if much of them have a blind spot for there own tyrannical history and their disgusting inbred aristocracy. Britain, the land of security cameras, is hardly more free than anybody. But your right on one point, nobody insults the American people more often than Brits do.

  • @Hallonsylt I agree. Don't hate the people, hate the government that is supposed to represent the people while they fail at it. What people need to learn is to look past a country's representative government and actually learn to know and talk to people in different countries, that way we will learn that most people there aren't so bad.

  • @TheMooseofBattle except for them sand niggers

  • @brad238899 Thank Bush & Cheney For That.....!

  • There's no fault on the part of passengers. Common sense would be not appointing a bunch or poorly paid, poorly educated mall cops over us as authorities. This is a ridiculous video. The TSA are child molestors and pedophiles.

  • T.S.A= To Stupid for Arby's

  • @chinksandshims I thought TSA = The Supid Assholes LOL!

  • Hey how about we disband the TSA and we would not need a "how to" video.

  • Get naked and take a dump on the floor to prove you don't have any body cavity bombs on you.

  • what a crock I mean croch I mean junk dress them up in uniforms and they can grope. It is kinda like DMV don't you think.

  • Be a good little slave and follow the instructions. Dont bring anything with you, put everything else in a plastic bag for the servants to see. Then put on see through underwear, stick a clear plastic tube up your ass and bend over. Mean while the state department admitted letting the underwear bomber on the plane on purpose. Goggle "Patrick Kennedy says state department allowed underwear bomber on plane. "