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  • lol funniest review ever

  • i have that figure look up my vid its called bioshock toy review

  • u are awesome

  • Where did you get that shirt?

  • cool

    

  • DOES ANYBODY AGREE THAT THEY SHOULD MAKE A BIG DADDY RUMBLER FROM BIOSHOCK 2

  • lol

  • I want all lil sisters then big daddy then big sister then splicers

  • You sound like marty of Back to the future

  • This man is sooo fun to watch because he is such a whiney bitch XD and he thinks hes such a bad ass

  • Thumbs up if u though it was big daddy v from wwe

  • when he destroyed that coollectible 36 nerds cried

  • i wanna be like him when im older

  • bioshock is epic i want every figure they do such a nice good i have 1 big daddy its my brothers and it didnt last one day it broke im gonna try to repair him

  • *---* ADORO SEUS VIDEOS CARA

    BRASIL FAN \O

  • 2:25.... collect them all... freakout...

    Wtf?

  • you argue with me ill kill you in a brutal fasion 1:13.... dude i love this guys lines

  • man i know i am way too old for these toys but....... I NEED ONE!!!!!

  • dont u watch anoying orange dont sharpen the knife the sharpener i the bad guy

  • bioshock is the best game ever made...

  • I dont like starwars you homo :) haha your the man

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  • Hilarious and awesome! 10/10!

  • @11DrPep hey u have xbox dude? im 11 also

  • you are all fucking gay and i am going to argue with you dick

  • 2:28

  • @11DrPep me to

  • I'm not a fan of Bioshock or Bioshock 2, but I may be getting one of those for my friend :b

  • im really not trying to be mean, but your kina of a spaz.

  • OMG HAHAHAH DUDE UR SOO FRICKEN FUNNY LOL

  • YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT EAT IT I HAVE A SPLICER MASK BITCH!!! lol jkjk you are my favorite nerd ever keep doing what you do

  • This was the first video I watched from you. ALL THE WASTED YEARS!

  • COOL

    

  • i dont get it every bioshock video i see someone always say 'would you kindly' i mean wtf does that mean

  • @SpartanJK12 Have you played the first Bioshock? It's sort of a theme from it.

  • @hybridwolf55 no i only have bioshock 2

  • @SpartanJK12 its a phrase that one of the characters uses to mind control the player character

  • why did you lik the toy

  • @cocomonkey12321 well i dont think your videos are better

  • ur lonley thats wy u do this

  • Tolstoy you do Have Something wrong With you, THE VIRUS KNOWN AS,AWESOME SAUCE! SIDE EFFECT INCLUDE

    (1) Making Awesome Kick ass videos,

    (2)Being One Of The Coolest Person Alive,

    (3)Being Awesome,

    (4)Loving Bioshock,

    (5)Loving Big Daddy's,

    you Have THE AWESOME SAUCE VIRUS!!!.!

    Btw:keep On Being Awesome Best Youtuber ever Here And I love bioshock To And i Own All Bioshock Action Figure's So Yeah hahahaha :) Keep Up The Great Work.....

  • 0:28 made me horney

  • I live in PA and everyone has a knife haha

  • Cmon mr.B let's go find some angels...AND THEN SUCK THEIR GUTS OUT

  • u dont like star wars!???!!!? NOOOOOOO!!!!!! ONE DAT EVERYBODY WILL LOVE STAR WARS MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! LOL

  • awwwww hes so cute!

  • your crazzzzzzy but good crazy like jim carry.

  • nice opening but really sucks is that i have my computer on full blast and my earphones on .................. suprising that i still can hear.

  • i agree with you bioshock is the best game ever made

  • bouncers dont have rivet guns

  • where is the "litle sister"??

  • i just completed this game a few minutes ago

  • 2:29 XD

  • your funny

  • Have no clue of the vidoegame but these figures look superb; they look like something out of a Terry Gilliam movie...

  • BIOSHOCK AND BIOSHOCK 2 IS GRAET BUT HOW MUCH MONEY IS IT

  • it dosent matter about the outside its the inside that counts' its just like dating AHAHAHAHA no its not. omg i had a lolgasam

  • Why don't you cut those wrap ''thingys''?

  • i am planning on building a big daddy suit with working props something i can wear, it will be a bouncer suit

  • i am planning on building a big daddy suit with working props something i can wear

  • i am planning on building a big daddy suit with working props

  • You murdered that packaging man haha. Loved your review!

  • he sounded like marty a little but it was spot on really for luke during the scene were vader confronts him.

  • You sound like Marty Mcfly

  • Your psychotically  wonderful! :)

  • You do no that the small tank is a combustion engine to power the drill and the large tank is something to do with compression seeing that the suit is compressed.Also to note neca are doing this figure with lights in the port holes.

  • @crimsonglass123

    nice...

  • Really enjoyed your review man, made me laugh my nuts off. Just waiting for my big daddy to come through the post and I'm jonesin for my pointless bioshock related crap fix. Keep up the good work.

  • would u plz do a nother bioshock action figure review

  • bioshock is frigin awesome im getting the bouncer

  • Licking Boxes FTW.

  • Dad: WATCH YOU FUCKING LANGUAGE SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Son : BUT YOUR FUCKING CUSSING TOO!!!!!!!

    Dad: But I am AN A FUCKING ADULT

  • this guy remembers me the those dead rising psychos...

    like if in the next invasion he will be killing everyone and calling them toys.

  • My top 3 video games are metal gear solid, bioshock, and call of duty

  • Don't forget to take a picture of him with your research camera

  • fake and gay

  • i enjoyed cutting open my box. i opened it with some knife my dad got at work.

  • i got the elite bouncer big daddy and its the shit..... but i think the original looks cooler

  • Who agrees with me that this guy isn't stable :)

  • @RollinRetards And it's AAAWESOME!!!!1!

  • HEY MEN I GOT THE SUBJECT DELTA BIG DADDY (PLAYER) AND IT'S AWSOME!

  • i have the same problem..

  • YOU CANT BUY MORE CRAP!!! you will buy more crap...I feel you man

  • and im like YESS!

  • the tank is a oxygen tank

  • SUBBED, i like you dude xD funnehh

  • I didn't like Bioshock 2.

    Though Bioshock 1 is one of the best games my puny little fingers could contain.

  • yoo i like action figures in all but watchin this vid had me rollin,mad funny man!

  • that is not a "pressure container", its obvious that its an oxygen tank you fool. have you ever a seen sea a diver before? they have an oxygen on tank on their back right?

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  • its all about bioshock but fallout series rains supreme please dont kill me in a brutal fashion

  • we both have a common enemy. SHARP PLASTIC PACKAGING!

  • WOW... when your done upacking your gonna be bloody all around!

  • DON'T SMOKE DOPE KIDS OR YOUR'LL END UP LIKE HIM !!

  • @undeadfan111 your a good defanition of jerk

  • @NCRRanger108 he i was just trying to be funny personaly im a fan of t.k.e. i had no idea anyone would take it like that

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  • @DrPain44 with a B.I.G drill

  • This guy must be a fucking cock-lover

  • awesome ending

  • do you know what datings like????

  • Bioshock - One of the best games Ever made. 

  • @souldistortion25 now with added blood lol

  • @souldistortion25 and bioshock 2 is just as awesome

  • i got the project delta ya know the one you play as in bioshock 2

  • @JackandJordanshowTV not to be mean but i think its subject delta . who was the first big daddy succsefuly partnerd to alittle sister :)

  • don't you dear try to go clean ;-)

  • lol

  • you are funny

  • why get that one when you could get the elite daddy bouncer fooor.......uhh......uummm....­20 dollars more? :(

  • are u hyper or something ? or do u drink to much coffie ? ;)

  • Tolstoy what do u think of bioshock infinite

  • those things you took out first you thought was for the rivet gun and crap was his oxygen tanks so he could walk underwater and breath lol

  • @TheGameplayMaster2 how could i breath with a rivet gun in my mouth lol

  • @danomitedaniel EXACTLY!

  • does your mom think your weird when you make these videos? there funny though

  • gosh how long does it take to open a dam box good packaging or not u chould like use scissors or something

  • lololololol

    

  • Ive got hte Subject Delta, and my Bouncer, Elite Bouncer, and my Rosie will be arriving in a couple days in the mail :D

  • TO THE 21 PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LIKE THIS : would you kindly go get stepped on by a big daddy?

    ANYWAAAAAAY :D

    this video is the reason i now want a big daddy figure XD im definatly getting the big daddy bouncer :3 i'm probably gonna go bioshock hunting at toys'r'us...if they have it...they better...also you are hilarious! i have watched this video 5 times already XD ok ill just stop typing now :3

  • saw one of these at toys r us might get it for the hell of it lol. I've only played the first but honestly I know the differences on all the big daddys

  • I have the Elite Bouncer figure.

    I need to get a Little Sister for 'im now. He seems lonely without one. XD

  • 2:28

  • i got the rosie, but i'm getting the bouncer in the mail.

  • I know what you mean in the beginning, its a fucking addiction to buy this shit

  • dude you so crazy

  • Hahahahah good review!

  • I ordered this off Play.com a few days ago and it's coming this morning. Thanks for advising me to watch out for the box.

  • Nurse! We need more ritalin for this guy!

    Funny as hell though, keep it up.

  • the rosie big daddy

    has the rivet gun

  • how muck was it

  • its on amazon for

    $25

  • "BIG DADDY M'FUCKER" Lol. You crack me up bro.

  • dood your fucking halarious dood make more videos they rockk

  • U WILL BUY MORE CRAP...!!!!!!!!

  • wowow wtfff with snake wtf manhahhaha i want one!!!!

  • You look like Freddy from iCarly, except all grown up.XD

    This is an amazing review by the way, you could be a comedian!:P

  • funniest man alive hahahahaha

  • Well, my way to put the tanks on him is use the hair dryer to heat the tanks then put it on. It's a safer way to keep them fixed. :)

  • lol i started laughing so hard when you said " come on you basterd " at 8:14

  • i want a continuation of solid and naked snake's tender moment.

  • Wow.. i want to say "What a nerd" But i cant because im a nerd to =D but not a action figure nerd...a video game nerd.

    P.S BIOSHOCK!!! FUCK YEA!!!

  • I think its so funny when u cut urself on the packaging and start cussing

  • dude, please review the NECA elite bouncer or big daddy rosie.

  • I should probably be careful when I do this....RAWRGH *Jab*

  • dude ur atculy freakin entertaining! never stop making reviews please!!!

  • I've only played the demo, and I can already tell it's in my top 3 with Metal Gear Solid.

  • ehm this was funny....but....are you high?

  • The larger tank is for oxygen and the smaller one is an internal combustion engine for the drill.

  • Man I need one of those, I got the rosie big daddy. Its not bad just not as cool.

  • The rosie big daddy is out now so if u want the rivet gun now u can get it

  • im same as you bro i collect a lot of action figures

    great video bro

  • dude i would soo love to hang out with ya

  • you would be a great father... nah, i'm just kidding

  • I argue with you on the subject of Bioshock being one of the greatest games ever made. WADDYA GUNNA DOO?!??!111ELEVENTY-ONE!?!?

  • colect them all YES i only need 2 more the rosie big daddy and the lady smith splicer

  • Watching you attempt to open the damn thing was class. ha ha

  • how many toys at your house????

  • you cuss to much

  • and also, how much did you pay for it? im about to pay $23.05 for one on eBay. is it cheaper where you got it?

  • im arguing with you. you said bioshock is one of the greatest games of all time, your WRONG!!!!!! it IS the greatest game of all time. and also, 1 is better than 2. 2 kicked ass, but the original owns.

  • Big Daddies were like the fixerupers in Rapture, the reason they have a tank and a pressure guage is because (correct me please) Big daddies were just humans in old diving suits. Just sayin' I agree with you, Bioshock IS one of the best games ever made.

  • sweeeeeet

  • Bioshock RULZ!!!

  • yep greatest game EVEA made right on

  • @ the beginning.....WoW. Just Wow

  • owe yeah nerd sex lol

  • this....is....awesome

  • bioshock 2 is awesomer than bioshock, if awesomer is a word

  • your very careful with your box opening skills lol =]

  • lol

  • u a fag

  • you shuld seen me wen i opened my Optimus Prime,

    a tonn twist hide`s.

  • tolstoykafkaevsky your very funny dude plus how do you get all thos figures?

  • yes bioshock is awsome but CALM DOWN!

  • wow, this video is some quality humor on youtube for once. and bioshock is the best game of all time. so...yeah...AWESOME!

  • im obsessed with bioshock and im only 10. my account says im 45 cause i dont know what age you have to be to have an account.

  • im obsessed with bioshock and im only 10. my account says im 45 i think

  • collect them all... @_@ And then make a little bioshock scenario because the beginning of this review was priceless!

  • bioshock is the best thing ever i love the games i got all the action figuies