Expendables Basketball Scene

[eilers892]

my favorite scene in this movie

[alpar301296]

i WANT he's BOOTS a lot

[95stangdude]

heeeeeell yeah!!!

[DayumBass]

Who wrote this dialogue??

[lightningfury]

@DayumBass Stallone



[LilyMcDawnie]

ich würde jeder zeit auf dich warten jason du bombeeeeee :D ♥♥♥ er sieht einfach perfekt aus

[d41798]

dobrze zrobiona scena walki ,well made fight scene

[gwiazdka123321]

@d41798 tak zgadzam sie

[eLuZiveMaRiio]

''Next time I'll deflate all your balls...friend''. What. A. Badass.

[Nicro327]

the basketball was the only thing that died in this scene.

[GREYBLAZE800]

DAAAAAAAAAMN! Poor Basket ball

[ASSBANG6969]

I use to fight like that in 3rd grade, yeah after drinking my milk, I was a BadAss!

[jaswc08]

i want his bike

[Sumos18]

YOU RUINED THE GAME.

[ComeonIdontcare]

1:30 : IS THERE NO ONE ELSE ?

[PODMAN5000]

the SAS has a 97% failure rate. If 5 guys tried out for the SAS, 1 will make it and be accepted.

[Dempsey2626]

@PODMAN5000 Hey dipshit, that would be an 80 percent failure rate.

[PODMAN5000]

he's former SAS and an expert on bladed weapons

[aindru]

ahaha at around 0:42 some guy on the court is like "we got your back, if he comes over here we'll fuck his ass"

[PN737]

@aindru hahaha "bust his ass" xD

[Metaltherebel92]

Haha, Statham: The essence off badassness!

[bensoffgruppen]

That's a clear technical foul...

[regomn]

Yeah, she should have waited...

[TheJacobFerguson]

+18007828426

[EKbentleypwns]

"he comes over here, we'll bust his ass"

Well... what happened to that?

[TheTreeFly]

Kiiiiiiiiiick Asss!

[JonahCEmerson]

It changes what time of day it is? From sunset to midday?

[Saidern]

"Next time, ill deflate all your balls.....Friend.."

[dasgrosseC]

on this bike staham looks like me on my minibike ^^

[djole94]

fighting for a female.... glorious pussy-whipped faggotry

[s33thr3w]

@djole94 What if she turned out to be his wife? Yeah yo, I would never fight for my wife.

[djole94]

@s33thr3w isn't he fighting some girl's ex-boyfriend who used to beat her ? its not his wife. real life is not a movie, of course someone would fight for their kids or wife but just to redeem someone's honour or prove himself to a girl ? lol ,... pussy-whipped faggotry, trying to be a hero

[bluerock12]

@djole94 lol

[inforcerer]

@djole94 you my man are a real man ! never fight for a bitch

[KaneArius]

il nique tout Statham

[tjbayliss]

Probably the worst film ever

[daspoon456]

statham makes a living by going around to basketball courts and beating people up?

[wasguan]

@daspoon456 lol evidently so

[dude12394]

@daspoon456 what else would he do

[ivolution93]

the sound effect from when people hit the floor is so cheesy

[mrwaffles3600]

is he related to chuck norris

[mrwaffles3600]

THAT'LL TEACH HIM

[JPReviewsAndMore]

I got yo' back...close enough..

[khaleel4774]

We love this guy Saudi Arabia



[WhiteFangOfTheLeaf]

SCREW CHUCK NORRIS!! he made Expendables 2 pg 13!!!! 

[americanpita]

jason beat the shit out of the z-germans

[DaBearsManiac]

lol and she leaves him for another douche bag just like all women do

[KingRaaa95]

@DaBearsManiac yup the sad truth. women never cease to impress.

[HumanSockPuppet]

The knife is a Darrel Ralph AXD.

[matoro2009]

all the basketball players:

HUYA HAYA FUUAAA

Statham

*bitting his bottom lip*

[mtednby21]

so who won the game?

[legoman1800]

@mtednby21 i hate you for saying the game. why did you say the game? WHY?!?!?!?!?!

[LPgaith2012]

Big Like 

[1treim1]

if you use the term "bust his ass" you generally aren not going to

[chailizard]

uggh, the way people throw around the word badass

[m4l4rki]

krav maga oh yeeah, israelis know how to kick someone's ass

[TH3D1R3CTOR]

he looks like niko bellic with gta3 attire

[TMNTG]

Jason Statham Is My Freakin' Idol! He Inspired Me To Get Into Martial Arts and Acting, Thank You Mate!

[zatoichiyojimbo24]

Jason Statham VS Scott Adkins

[cjsellersofficialyt]

"Your life...was thinking about taking it. You shouldn't have bruised her face. Liked it the way it was..."

Classic stuff

[Jeppe3796]

jason statham rules!

[Crazyman1212]

i never watched his whole movie because i hate stallone.

[Zigeunerweisen20]

So, some blond fauxhawk wearing middle aged guy who beats up his girlfriend and then goes to play basketball with a bunch of scrubs?

How much a douchebag can one person be?

[132hooligan]

next time ill deflate all your balls. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[goodlessnaren]

i watched that scene in fullscreen, of course!

but i still clicked fullscreen! of course!

[xlsentinel]

"............where is he?"

[brunomarzrox]

the whole basketball team are WUSSES

[brunomarzrox]

whoooooooooo

[ATRexFossil]

Statham: Now you know what i do for a living.

The fans: Well yeah, you're badass for a living, best job ever.

Statham: It's worth it.

The fans :D

[Bjornnoo]

get raped

[parthiajithfan]

wow wow mass fight

[MyWonderApple]

I FUCKING LOVE JASON STATHAM (no homo)

[Himpel123]

LIKE A BOSS!

[FeiLong2310]

I would have let that bitch walk.

[FeiLong2310]

Why did he waste his time with that whore?

[proofofpurchase18]

arnt these dudes a little old to be hanging out in the playground like the friggin Little Rascals lol awesome scene!

[Kirochi80]

He's officially the coolest British guy in the world.

[SlothDemon666]

so abusive and that chick is fricken hot

[BestsChanels]

BADASS!

[littleboy707]

goddammit Chelios.

[transformers206]

don't ever mess with a man's girlfriend

[kbcobra26]

Never fuck with someone that rides a Ducati..

[kovalevisgod]

Great scene from a crappy movie.

[LeoTheLycan]

@kovalevisgod  Crappy? LoL

[wisewarriormuzic]

Cordelia Chase?

[wisewarriormuzic]

Cordelia Chase?

[wisewarriormuzic]

Cordelia Chase?

[russer13]

I know who gets blow job tonight!

[StargateMunky]

@russer13 whilst flexing in the mirror and curb stomping kittens

[dsadije]

@russer13

And its not you. xD

Just kidding, man. (:

[russer13]

@dsadije hahahahah hahaha I am to ugly :D I am from sovjet russia...

[Frostmanej]

Jeeez the hit man goes and picks on the husbands of cougar town lol

[iDeadPlanet]

i love jason stratham :)

[huntercarbino]

He's no Chuck Norris he just a pussy

[MaHaRaJaLanGiTT]

he wasn't even trying..he could've killed all of them and break the basketball with his bare hands without the knife.. you don't wanna mess with a former SAS..that's what statham is in this movie..

[commander144]

if EA made a game about you going to the end of every NBA match and beat the shit out of everyone like jason, i'd buy every yearly edition

NBA slam: 2013... think about EA... think about it

[malonerp]

Jason Statham makes me horny when he does stuff like this

[smudger777]

@malonerp haha that made my day

[theLyricsSuck621]

Not to brag or anything, but I can do that.

[TechNoirReplicant]

@theLyricsSuck621 ehhh... no you can't... it's a choreographed fight scene in an action movie so stop being delusional.

[theLyricsSuck621]

@TechNoirReplicant It's a fuckin joke man. Guess I didn't make it obvious enough for you to pick up.

[DJFitness919]

Guy In Blue Shirt and Orange Cap, must be strictly casted as guy who gets ass whooped constantly. Remember Never Back Down anyone?

[Mal3v0l3ntPhant0m]

@DJFitness919 hahah i thought i recognised him!

[DJFitness919]

@Mal3v0l3ntPhant0m Am I right though?! He was a shit talking bitch in Never Back Down and now Statham makes him his bitch!

[Mal3v0l3ntPhant0m]

@DJFitness919 yeahh spot on! haha - can't wait for his next riveting performance as 'guy who gets arse kicked'

[Kamikazu08]

"if he comes over here, we're gon bust his ass"

Today's word is....IRONY.

[DarthSpringsteen]

Haha I remember everyone in the cinema giving a collective "Ooooo"

Can't wait for the second one.

[LJMoviesPro]

If you look closely, Lebron traveled



[boredstudent]

bitch will learn not to leave him now

[KiDxKraZiie]

like a boss!

[VoiceOfTheEmpeor]

Pause at 1:51 , and you will see the fear I want to see in the eyes of my old middle school bully...

[MyKCchiefs]

So did she cheat on him or something?

[DustinsReality]

@MyKCchiefs She left him because he is never home and lies about what he does for a living but it wasn't his fault he can't go around telling everyone he is a mercenary now can he.

[fightinside1]

i want that motorcycle, and i want jason statham

[Crikin5]

tarined by sherlock holmes

[Dickjm1]

you have just been stathamed

[Silmarilion1]

1:23 you can hear a lion roar.

[logankovacs]

Puta madre.... quisiera ser jason statham

[logankovacs]

puta madre.. quisiera ser jason statham.

[MrBUDdha42]

one sexy ducati

[jamesardian]

love jason statham

[spike9045]

likeabaus

[Mrandyypandyy]

@syh11s029's did u just threaten to rape me? oh dear you are one fucked up little child

[Mrandyypandyy]

@syh11s029 this scene is class, ur the only fag round here

[syh11s029]

@Mrandyypandyy awww did i hurt your feelings cunt! if you ever dream of being held down and fucked til you bleed likea pig, then come by me bro :)

[Mrandyypandyy]

@Sy11s029 this scene is class - ur the only fag round here

[syh11s029]

such a faggy scene

[kiryu2000]

@syh11s029 Then don't watch

[Spectonimous]

I just watched this movie yesterday.

[Spectonimous]

Jason Statham is invincible n all his fights n all movies he's n.

[saulamr]

lol, his shoes.

[mravantgarde123]

"Next time i'll deflate all your balls---friend."

haha!

[VitoScaletta25]

@mravantgarde123 Didn't he say flatten?

[mravantgarde123]

@VitoScaletta25 no. he's just got a heavy accent... he definitely said "deflate"

[EJLSWE]

I like the Englishman. I think he's cool.

[alinachka2]

love this guy and movie

[dalefrybread]

lol as soon as christmas sed "your life"...you can see the psycho evil twitch in his left eye :)

[ChernovFan100]

Did anyone else hear the woman say anything shortly before Statham rammed the knife into the basketball. Turn the volume up really loud and you'll hear something. No idea what she says though to be honest :(

[c3Academy]

@ChernovFan100 She says Lee

[ChernovFan100]

@c3Academy

Oh ok makes sense considering he's called Lee Christmas in the movie. Thanks for that :)

[c3Academy]

@ChernovFan100 No problem! :)

[TheMadaratheleader]

anybody else realize he kicked their asses in like 17 seconds

[ChernovFan100]

@TheMadaratheleader

yeah hahahaha lol - jason statham is the second best expendable - first is terry crews obviously hahahaha :)

[TheSwali]

yeah coz every girl gets turned on and appreciates an extremely violent beat down -___-

[SpaceShuttleG]

get a cellphone... please

[alexman378]

That's what happened when I caught a guy punching my ex with his gang. I used a bit of the Sherlock Holmes fight anticipation and my anger for taking her from me and treating her like that. He and his gang will be eating by a straw for a long time.

[EwingAmaterasu]

@alexman378 really? i want to try the sherlock holmes fighting stile too, how does it feel? being a wepon for some seconds?

[alexman378]

@EwingAmaterasu It's nice but if you succeed at the first two moves you have to stay focused because if you get too excited and start being "Oh, I'm totally beating this guy", the next thing you'll know is a punch on the face. Finish the fight, then get excited (at least if you know the opponent is not going to make a dynamic comeback).

[EwingAmaterasu]

@alexman378 yes, you need to be concentrated, right? find weakneses and those things.

[alexman378]

@EwingAmaterasu It's basically about what you would do in these cases. Let's say I hit you on the face, what the immediate reaction of the opponent will be? Hitting you back with the opposite side. It's also about the pressure points. Also, try to notice as quick as possible for any potential weaknesses. Let's say, the guy with the gang that were hitting my ex had just injured his leg and bruised his arm on a basketball game. I just hit him very hard on these points 2-3 times.

[EwingAmaterasu]

@alexman378 do you practice martial arts? or you are just a good fighter?

[alexman378]

@EwingAmaterasu I do. Keysi, but you don't necessarily need to know if you are frustrated about something. It was proven handy when the others came close and started surrounding me. But if you balance anger with calmness then you can make it too. Just use your mind. Practice it with friends (in slow - motion so no one gets injured) and learn what the reactions of a certain move would be. Then proceed in learning what I said above.

[alexman378]

@EwingAmaterasu And of course if they are many (2 or more) never concentrate on one. Go on everyone, because you never know what the guy behind you will do. I mean hit one pressure point on one guy, proceed on the next etc.

[EwingAmaterasu]

@alexman378 thank you for the tip.

[tuget99]

This is a perfect example of what can happen to men if they abuse women. YOU'll get your ass kicked in return.

[Avatar8841]

my bodyguard

[x4thHorsemanx]

"Now you know what i do for a living."

Yeah, Beat shit.

[drisdrisdrisdris]

I say one guy should have attacked "the bitch" and another take his bike while the others ... get kicked

[raccoonsaregay]

Don't fuck with Statham.

[videozfann]

Now in Expendables 2, I would like to see Stathan tangle with Norris but being they are both good guys, I guess we have to settle for Statham fight Van Damme hopefully.

[ZELJA1009992]

Helmets are three sizes larger :) Great scene :)

[tanklegion]

that asshole had it coming

[ehmonja]

lmao how fake

[MrDXGAMEROCKER]

this is probibly the best fight scene ever!

[Qwoptheplop]

QUAD

[12zombie9]

did he say if he comes over here we will fuck his ass??

[insanitystudio]

@12zombie9

"bust"

[blablaria]

@12zombie9 bust his ass*