Absence of the Towels

[Cutelilteen]

This almost makes me wish I were a guy, so I could pull shit like this on a male roommate.

[StOnion]

@Cutelilteen in real life this would be perfect grounds for an ass whooping.

[Cutelilteen]

@StOnion

Worth it.

[chk8778]

press 4 ur welcome

[LukeJHAS]

/watch?v=_rJj4qgVQE4

the child friendly version! hahaa

[beerscientist357]

Would you fuck me charlie! haha

[StephensStuff]

Don't Panic!

[MegaAstroFan18]

Almost seeing someone's penis. Yay.

[KeithThee1]

Goodbye Horses...

[joe2501echo]

"It puts the lotion on the skin."

[berotrix]

Holy almost 1,000,000 views.

[cracknigga]

what the fuck? just put on the clothes that you came in the shower with. they may be dirty but wearing them for 10 seconds will not make you dirty or smelly

[loxvillain]

@cracknigga Quick, look up you idiot! No! Too late! The joke just sailed right over your head. Better luck next time.

[cracknigga]

@loxvillain i get the joke retard, i'm just saying that there is a hole in the logic right there.

[sbCactus]

@cracknigga Whoosh.

[HeartforHeartless]

@cracknigga hey way to kill a joke buzz killington, why dont you go on lemonparty. org and question the politics -.-

[Koru]

Oh gods this is my favorite one. XDDDD

[buffalobisons182]

this is the greatest video on youtube

[exomorphe]

lol

[mrkku123]

My name is John OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[LukeJHAS]

/watch?v=_rJj4qgVQE4

friendly version...hahaha

[XxRandomxNamexX]

OMFG ROFL

[traysUtube]

would you fuck me thor?

[ew19960209]

OMG THIS IS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS XD

[NakatagongPagong]

One of my favorite ones, rofl. I love how he's just holding a cat, too...

[MrTelboy1992]

i understand why this is the only 5 seconds video, where the preview picture is the title card

[VesterDude]

Why is he holding a stuffed kitty?

[lazyman89]

why is this so funny



[ginnoveffect]

i like how they make the title card the thumbnail so you can't catch a glimpse of naked Brian until you're actually watching the video.

[Flyingpanzyking]

Can you imagine the outtakes?

[TopsyKritz]

@Flyingpanzyking

Right? If he moved his thigh a few degrees in the wrong way.

*Sproing*

Out comes the whole package

[ipheltu]

Why the fuck does this not have a million views yet?

[HaRuZuKiCHaN]

WHAT?! XD

I just....huh?

[TheGeek1028]

More like absence of the dick.

[theofficialfilmyguy]

lol, he's not wet at all.

[ratzcicle]

His penis looks like a vagina.

[Charl3z523]

@ratzcicle That's the whole point, watch Silence of the Lambs.

[firelife56]

He has a towel on at the beggining.. -_-

[Unbentsuperpyro]

@firelife56 Its part of the act bro

[JochemGielens]

Now I understand why this video didn't have a thumbnail...

[Mccampbellthomas]

Well, time to do this.

[texasholdem1]

if you've never tucked your penis and testicles between your legs before..... then you have a vagina.

[Niemtol2]

@texasholdem1 I'm not sure you know what a vagina is, bro.

[thompsy02]

Singlehandedly the funniest fucking video i have EVER SEEN!

[dopeboyhero]

this is my first time vverervr gettn drunk and this is unreelal

[Tannz0rz]

"Would you fuck me?

...I would fuck me...

...I would fuck me so hard..."

*Applies lipstick*

[DutchLOLTac]

@Tannz0rz

LOL

[MildPsychedelic]

@Tannz0rz >Reddit

...

[lawrencebroach]

"Would you fuck me John?" "Ohh god dammit!" "Id fuck me so hard." Rolling on floor Laughing my ass off out loud(roflmaool)

[lawrencebroach]

Johns face is priceless... omg I literaly watched this 25 time and still laughed. Man my lungs hurt from laughing so hard

[brodudeman100]

Thumbs up if you can never remember the name of this video when you want to show someone. ABSENCE OF THE TOWELS

[TopsyKritz]

I am officially dubbing his maneuver the Buffalo Shuffle



[TheVivvav]

@TopsyKritz I second this motion.

[TheReckoner007]

@TopsyKritz And so it was decreed.

[XBLMagpie1991]

@TopsyKritz he's the Shuffalo

[Mr1PimpDaddy]

@TopsyKritz it looked to me like zoidberg shuffle wooo wooo wooo

[olliestottle]

what is Thor doing there

[Ultragoon]

lol silence of the lambs xD

[Howywood54]

why are there dislikes on this?

[edgirallenjoe29]

HA! I see what you did there.

[valdory]

its from hannibal lecter!

[st00py21]

HEY IS THAT RYAN DUNN??

[TynaP81]

"i'd fuck me so hard"

[TynaP81]

It puts the lotion on the skin.

[SPIDEYTHREAD]

WHAT DOES HE SAY? i've been trying to figure it out for like 10 minutes ._.

[vengefulnoob]

@SPIDEYTHREAD "Would you fuck me John?" "Oh God Dammit!" "I'd Fuck me so hard!"

[tohtorigyro]

wait, you guys wanted to see hes dick?

[yeagsontilt]

Meesa friend you so hard!

[crumpton4]

OHHHHH GOD DAMMIT

[bermudianstinga]

Ryan Dunn back from the dead!

[MNc99]

RYAN DUNN?!

[BaltoChallenge]

Lol, hanibal

[JonasRH]

I have those all the time.

[DanAndGeoffry]

5secondfilms. The patron saints of Surprise Weird Part of Youtube.

[JohnnyJohnW]

You can see his dick.

[GangarQLD]

@JohnnyJohnW did you do a good study of there to notice?

[fenris1997]

I get the reference.

Buffalo Bill was weird...

(LOOK IT UP)

[Katfuzzmunchkin]

Always know where your towel is.

[KKOBII]

I love how right after he finishes showering, he's completely dry...

[ChallengeIAccepted]

I love how I just quoted the majority of an 8 second video, and I now have over 300 thumbs up. And all this time I've been trying to get top comment by saying something clever...

[h5y]

I have over 2000 thumbs up on four different videos.

[TheGoodEdWood]

@ChallengeIAccepted This is youtube, what did you expect ?

[vtnangel]

WAS THE GUY STARING AT A TOY CAT???

[MrTylowery]

God damn that was hilarious.

[makkathran]

Wacthing it muted is way funnier.

[mrTHEsoccerGeeK]

i watched it in full screen.

[mbe102]

Wow... I cried, was too funny.

[josienomnomnom]

I would fuck john

[JulienGarcon]

HEHEHEHE. this is hilarious.

[rsisawesome80]

Does he have a pussy, or just no pubes?

[montrealeatsitsyoung]

@rsisawesome80

I'm pretty sure he just tucked his dick between his legs, my roommate used to do this all the time then walk around the house saying he had a vagina. In hindsight my roommate was fucking weird.

[StopFlaggingVideos]

that was so fucking unexpected, my girlfriend will love this one

[stupidguyx]

Oh well, not like I haven't seen one before

[stupidguyx]

UGH

I SAW HIS DICK

[dsaerno]

He does a pretty good impersonation of that guy from Silence of the Lambs.

[GraydonW]

Where is his Johnson?

[MrClaytable]

they should make an absence of towels with olivia

[james51050]

HAHA

[angelalackey23]

It is funny EVERY TIME. I am crying, I am laughing so hard right now.

[jennyfrmdablok85]

Good stuff John, glad I was able to find it!

[kigid]

I wonder how they come up with these ideas...Or if it ever gets awkward when they need to do a retake XD

also why is he holding a toy cat??

[kigid]

XD its funny cause i have NO idea of all these hidden meanings... :/

[MrRickcezar]

Keep pressing 6

[TwiggehLeaf]

It puts the lotion on its skin

[nlddancer]

...Where did his penis go?

[ultrawhites]

@nlddancer DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER TUCKED YOUR PENIS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

[nlddancer]

@ultrawhites Alas, I am lacking in that particular area.

[amari9]

@ultrawhites I wish I had a penis so I could do that...

[nikesb1400]

anybody else notice hes playing with a toy cat?

[mooniestar]

I pressed 4 repeatedly.



[Anticrombie918]

The one guy looks like he could be in Mastodon

[mika52030]

You guys remind me of The Hangover!!!!

[PianoAbsalom]

Shit... I did the same thing exactly he did.. Except I can't walk like him when I hide my dick..

[feelingdeadish]

If you look real closely, he HAS a towel inside the bathroom.

[bcnissley1]

@feelingdeadish that's not a towel, that's the epic whiteness below the belt.

[PaRk3yyix]

@feelingdeadish I wonder why you concentrated so much on that area... Eyyy! ;)

[guardian3847]

@feelingdeadish i hate you :'(

[giantramshark1]

i feel insecure

[NJRDC]

Awesome



[mjs188]

IM IN TEARS!!!!! BAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Siddhartha9020]

I understand youtube needs ads to run but this is ridiculous, there's the yellow thing on the video scroll bar right at the end coz everyone's gonna keep replaying the vid, and the stupid ad will keep popping up for us to cross out :/

[drieske333]

@Siddhartha9020 Get Adblock Plus and you're all done man

[JerrySproingenstein]

Let's not tell Ford Prefect.

[MegaAstroFan18]

Male nudity, something oddly rare in film, and yet here it kind of is.

[wiggwigg2010]

MANGINA!!!!

[gromph4]

It puts the towels in the basket or it gets the hose again.

[Noodle1423]

He's wearing a towel in the shower..

[TheGingaNinja34]

I could see one of my friends doing this....

[N00BterminatorX]

Because this is the natural response for when you don't have a towel.

[ChallengeIAccepted]

"Would you fuck me John?"

"Aw-"

"I'd fuck me so hard." ROFL.

[PrehistoricLoathing]

@ChallengeIAccepted yeah we all watched the video

also way to ruin the video for people who read comments first

[devijoe]

@ChallengeIAccepted 1. Quote entire 5sF video

2. put ROFL at the end

3. ?

4. Profit!

[flyingpowerlogitech]

@ChallengeIAccepted Hey, thanks for that. It's not like we all just watched the video.

[MykesterMachinima]

@ChallengeIAccepted

THANK YOU, I WAS NOT WATCHING THIS VIDEO AT ALL

[el100783]

@ChallengeIAccepted OMG! That's so strange! I saw that part too!!1!!1!!

[BadassPandas]

-_- yes... i paused

[19leoz90]

0:02-0:03 => towel in the shower!

[fermerwuvu]

you can kinda see it between 0:03 and 0:04

[KuRsAbLe]

I SAW IT I SWEAR!!!!

[Pap1ch]

press 4 you are welcome

[scampynoXP]

D--> Does anyone have a towel?

[kjgon28]

LMFAO SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!

[AINGELPROJECT667]

TUCK AND RUN

TUCK AND RUN

[Peetfighter]

WAIT A MINUTE! did anyone actually SEE a dick?!

I didnt! O.O

[Solja2010]

@Peetfighter i think its a shemale.. a guy with a vagina

[Dracowsk]

The man with black shirts plays with a toy ;)

[MazinDizer]

Why is he having a staring contest with a stuffed bunny?

[aurthuswow1]

i shouted this out in my gcse,s

[Procyon58]

Brace yourselves, 9gag army is here.

[NRaduC]

WTF....

[krristinnaaa]

9 gag brought me here..lololol

[777pixlemap]

lol I saw his cock.

[13thEevee]

There....there was no dick....how can this be?

[AndreasZimmerman]

Can't.. Click... Penis thumbnail.....

[okgo43]

id fuck me so hard

[smwatson92]

Press 4 repeatedly.

[denan27]

I came to rewatch this, having laughed the first time and wanting to understand what he said. Then I read about this being a reference to the silence of the lambs and it all came down on me and I cracked up like never before

[crackerz99]

wow I can't beleive this is allowed on youtube, its fuckin hilarious.

[JakB001]

@sn0wconez Have you never seen The Silence of the Lambs?

[BugsnClovers]

You get a like for that Silence of the Lams reference.

[Warcraftinator]

Is it just me? Or is that Louis CK?

[KingKool2099]

@Warcraftinator It's just you.

[svenlivingston777]

we've all had to do the tuck and run some time or another...

[WARDUDE02]

why am i pressing replay?!?

[TriadOfCourage]

I used to fuck me jon... but then I took an arrow to the knee

[plankology]

i feel violated and i'm very familar with sotl so dont even just uggh... :O

[CplJoebot]

THE ONLY 5SF WHERE THE THUMBNAIL IS THE TITLE CARD

[ToxicJoon]

It's a reference to Silence of the Lambs.

And if you don't get that, I feel bad for you.

[QuantumTap]

@ToxicJoon

ive seen silence of the lambs, still didnt see the reference

[ToxicJoon]

@QuantumTap You don't remember the part where Buffalo Bill puts on lipstick, tucks his dick between his legs and asks the mirror "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me so hard." Did you fall asleep during the movie?

@ToxicJoon

I AM AN IDIOT

its all clicked now, i just didnt understand what he actually saying