@MisterTutor2010 I can't help suspecting this too. There are several others who fall into this category. What if we've duped by a huge, post-modern attempt at wit? We're gonna look pretty stupid when they come clean on judgement day (Dec 21st, 2012, I believe).
@MicroBlogganism It's an Armenian community thing. A lot of close friends go and a lot of interesting debates spark--it's actually a great experience.
Poor Nephy, he doesn't understand the concept of the extraordinary evidence requirement.
Until this video, I had no idea that mountains evolved. Do they have a genome? Is their evolution achieved through selective breeding or segregated populations? What does a mountain have to do to adapt to its environment?
The dogleg in the Hawaiian-Emperor Chain is due to a shift in the direction of movement of the Pacific Plate, from north to northwest, about 40 to 43 million years ago. The Chain dates back over 80 million years. I should have checked my dates. Amazing what you can Google huh?
The Hawaiian-Emperor sea-mount chain can be observed on Google maps and dated back 47 million years. It clearly shows plate tectonics (another thing creationist deny) as the Pacific plate moved across the hot spot that has a mound over it at this time we call Hawaii. It even shows a 100 degree shift to the north about 20 million years ago. I really get embarrassed for creationists on you tube trying to defend their crap. It would be funny, but they are teaching our children this. Really sad!
Most people don't realize that matter is mostly empty space..... from the nucleus to the outer shell is all empty, weird but so true. Kinda strange when I smack a steel anvil that it is really just empty space even though it feel solid, life is stranger that fiction lol
damn, now i have to fear some bald assh0le is gonna shoot me because he believes god will be all okey-dokie with his .50 cal. Deagle makin' friends with my face...... just another reason for me to carry my BUCK 119 Special.... Alien invasion NEEDS to happen tomorrow. or maybe a zombocalypse... haven't decided yet.
@ChaseParkison That one crazy dude, in a zombie apocalypse, would get eaten fast., he'd be all like. "Jeebus will save me!" Then he would get eaten, fast.
"Isn't this...what's the scientific word, stupid?" I'm a creationist, and I think that's funny. (Actually, I'm not a creationist, because I'm not... what's the scientific word?...)
Holy shit. What. Suddenly the guy I was talking to today (IRL, mind you) who thought we never went to the moon because "there is no gravity in space, and they were running on the moon" looks like a genius.
The end is quite frightening. People with such a superiority complex can become dangerous when confronted with facts... He did justify the murder of children by bears, who where that reasoning will lead.
I don't know why you'd say that when he can't even get the number of children right that were cursed in God's name by the prophet Elisha, which was forty-two, not six. You know, the ones that were killed by the two she-bears, probably brown bears...probably brown bears...probably brow- Oh, no! Here I go again!...
@SpaceOdyssey56 it is a reference to rain man. but where raymond was mentally impaired and possessed photographic memory and math skills, this guy is clearly just mentally impaired.
I truly believe neph is a genius. He is eloquent, studious, intelligent and has ideas that one day i believe will be proved beyond all doub- oh no hang on, he's a twat. sorry got the whole genius/twat thing mixed up there sorry folks.
Creationists have finally proved scientifically they're stupid. There is a preponderance of observable, testable, repeatable and verifiable evidence of ignorance and supposition based on preformed conclusions and supposition. I never heard any of this insanely stupid crap when I was a Christian, and even then I would have been forced to reject it. It's just plain ignorance and wilflull stupidity.
@SpaceOdyssey56 gonna be waiting a while then. It had the same effect on me. in the end I had to sit down and have a biscuit. i don't even think he's real you know, yeah i know we've all seen him but maybe neph is a mass hallucination. y'know, LIKE GOD IS? ha ha
I still missed the part where he was caught deliberately telling a lie and not just being full of BS. Why didnt he win for an obvious one like where he said he was never a geocentrist and that was just made up by atheist "punks"?
Because lying about being a geocentrist was not a lie he told promoting creationism. That's how the golden crocoduck works. The award is "for the biggest breach of the Ninth Commandment in the pursuit of the creationist cause," according to the video description.
@ZShogan Isn't Geocentrism an idea promoted by his biblical creationist view? I realize it's slightly off the beaten path of your typical creationist view. It would at least be better than this, which never points out a time where he was caught knowingly telling a lie.
I dig the headset a lot. Must have forgotten to take it off after his shift at John Frum International. That air traffic control tower gets awfully lonely.
What's sad is that christians make those savage threats about the wrath and judgment of their god, and have no idea what they're actually saying. They're completely blinded to the fact that they're worshipping an angry, vengeful being (which means it's very probably the construct of some power-mad human's mind) as something that is merciful and loving. The contradiction is like a huge white elephant sitting in the middle of the room that no one sees.
On another continent than North America we use a gridsystem called RDNAPtrans2008, based on WGS84, b4 we used RDNAPtrans2004 and b4 that we used RDNAPtrans2000, does that mean that the American GPS-system sucks, or could it be that the continents are drifting apart? Could it mean, that we have to recalculate our system every 4 years due to continent drift, seems like some ppl just dun understand science, GOOD VID BTW^^
On another continent than North America we use a gridsystem called RDNAPtrans2008, based on WGS84, b4 we used RDNAPtrans2004 and b4 that we used RDNAPtrans2000, does that mean that the American GPS-system sucks, or could it be that the continents are drifting apart? Could it mean, that we have to recalculate our system every 4 years due to continent drift, seems like some ppl just dun understand science, GOOD VID BTW^^
On another continent than North America we use a gridsystem called RDNAPtrans2008, based on WGS84, b4 we used RDNAPtrans2004 and b4 that we used RDNAPtrans2000, does that mean that the American GPS-system sucks, or could it be that the continents are drifting apart? Could it mean, that we have to recalculate our system every 4 years due to continent drift, seems like some ppl just dun understand science, GOOD VID BTW^^
Nephy is clearly mentally ill? 'Seems so. If not mentally ill, then certainly stupid. Well read perhaps, but stupid never the less. And definitely annoying. However, is Nephy's bat-sh!t-craziness sufficient reason that he should be exempt from ridicule? As long as Nephy isn't skinning and eating puppies, then I say it's fare play to retaliate to his attacks. He deserves all the negativity he receives.
I know it is a cheap shot, but Nephy totally looks like one of the guys busted on To Catch the Predator. He looks like a dark haired version of one dude from the Petaluma California investigation, who went after a teenage boy.
I'm not accusing him of being like that, but with his mannerisms, I totally think the guy has Narcissitic Personality Disorder. And his brother in arms, SchlockofGod has got to be a sociopath.
That bit about the bears had me laughing. It's worded in such a way that you would think that he's joking. A very strange man, very certain of the things he says.
There are four kinds of ignorance. There is ignorance, yet knowing that you are ignorant, and that is the start of wisdom. There is ignorance that you are not aware of, which is only blankness. There is ignorance while thinking that you know, and that is arrogance. And there is ignorance while thinking that you alone know, and that is arrogance grown into madness.
It would seem that Neph follows the same opinion of scientists that the Insane Clown Posse hold, that scientists only job is to fabricate to the public and cause great anger in him.
I like to submit and nominee for the Crocoduck 2011
UyHzhtARf8M
When he said it the first time I thought he was plain stupid for the Tea Party acceptance and attract more from fake controversial since his number are down after the Glenn Beck lunatic performance, but now I have no doubt that loofah Man was dead serious, otherwise he would no defend it in a Youtbe video.
That sure derve serius consideration for a Crocoduck
The loving compassionate god, after removing the claws from the bears so they could only slap, dicided to kill children? what in the blue fuck is compassionate about murder, and if were talking god here why not, mass murder? its like a battered wife, oh hes done wrong in the past but he still loves us.
and please note when i say that i mean no disrespect to the women that deal with that.
"god merciful loving compassionate sends 2 bares to slap to death 6 boys" then he is NOT merciful ,or compassionate!!!! Im starting to think nephi is fucking with us
...not to mention that the neph-tard can't even get his own bible quotes right. It was not "a half-dozen boys" that the she-bears killed, it was "42 children."
2 Kings 2:24 - "And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
If that twitchy eyed freak can't even get his own bible right, what the hell makes him think he knows a fucking thing about science?
@k7leetha "2 Kings 2:24 - "And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
It also doesn't mention that they were probably brown bears.... For some reason, that line just kills me. Were the fvck did he come up with that?
If a few more people subscribe to nehpilimfree's channel he's liable to begin thinking he's the incarnation of jesus christ, in his second appearance to earth.
Go Nephy!! You did it Sporty (sniff)! To be a dodgy science spouting creationist just takes blind faith and a willingness to deceive. But to receive a Golden Crocoduck! That takes something truly special, a deep commitment to ignorance! Catapulting you in to the ranks of such illustrious company as Kent "Global ice shield" Hovind and Ray "Banana man" Comfort. Bravo Neph Bravo. Ladies and gentleman, give it up for Nephilim "Nasa is scared of me" Free (pauses for thunderous applause).
Has Venom Fang X ever been nominated, or is he considered too childish? I'm only seeing this video via recommendation, so I'm not familiar with the history. He IS back on YouTube now.
@Potholer54debunks FYI, it was actually Elisha whose bald pate the kids were making fun of prior to the holy, loving, and merciful (not to mention proportional) bear attack, not Elijah.
The bit about 'God' sending a couple of bears--'probably brown bears'--had me suspicious about his authenticity, but there are so many wierdos on YouTube who seem to really believe the crap they spew, so I really think this guy is just nuts.
URGENT NEWS REPORT!!!...A sad, bald, idiotic man has went on a shooting spree at NASA headquarters slightly wounding a guard with his air rifle and causing a concussion in an innocent bystander when he threw his bible at him. Security forces tasered him, repeatedly, for 3 hours until he shut up about conspiracy theories and how everybody else is ignorant except him (coz God told him so).....hehehehee.
You know, you raise a point... I never actually considered the possibility of Nephy being some kind of YouTube Andy Kaufmann... some kind of brilliant, method-acting, dyed-in-the-wool atheist genius, who's just trying to see how far he can mock us all for taking him so seriously.
Maybe he's putting Poe's Law through the ultimate acid test.
Come to think of it...
Nephie could end this once and for all by proclaiming himself an atheist, and telling us all he'd just Punked our asses.
The "who is this" in the imagined phone conversation just cracked me up. :)
Dilandau3000 1 week ago
Ha ha, just noticed the music; 'Evan is a place.
Lovely stuff.
papillon7 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The moral of the story of Elisha is that if you make fun of bald guys you will be killed by bears :)
MisterTutor2010 3 weeks ago
Could Nephim be part of evil atheithist conspiracy to discredit creationism by making creationists look stupid?
MisterTutor2010 3 weeks ago
@MisterTutor2010 I can't help suspecting this too. There are several others who fall into this category. What if we've duped by a huge, post-modern attempt at wit? We're gonna look pretty stupid when they come clean on judgement day (Dec 21st, 2012, I believe).
guwest2 2 weeks ago
@MicroBlogganism It's an Armenian community thing. A lot of close friends go and a lot of interesting debates spark--it's actually a great experience.
AraoftheFunk 3 weeks ago
@AraoftheFunk Ah okay! That does like fun
MicroBlogganism 3 weeks ago
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AraoftheFunk 3 weeks ago
This is just amazing.
No sane person could come up with this shit no matter how hard they tried.
GuacamoleKun 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Who were the idiots who voted this down? Let me guess: creationists. Sigh.
silverbanshee0 1 month ago
Another 'loving' Christian using the bible to justify violence, why am I not surprised?
DreddDwarf 2 months ago 2
"Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to see your name in the papers one day"...oh man...I almost squirted in my pants I laughed so hard
kjohnsen045 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Nephy uses internet explorer.
Badskull82 2 months ago 2
Poor Nephy, he doesn't understand the concept of the extraordinary evidence requirement.
Until this video, I had no idea that mountains evolved. Do they have a genome? Is their evolution achieved through selective breeding or segregated populations? What does a mountain have to do to adapt to its environment?
ChipArgyle 2 months ago
The dogleg in the Hawaiian-Emperor Chain is due to a shift in the direction of movement of the Pacific Plate, from north to northwest, about 40 to 43 million years ago. The Chain dates back over 80 million years. I should have checked my dates. Amazing what you can Google huh?
ghastin1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Potholer54debunks
The Hawaiian-Emperor sea-mount chain can be observed on Google maps and dated back 47 million years. It clearly shows plate tectonics (another thing creationist deny) as the Pacific plate moved across the hot spot that has a mound over it at this time we call Hawaii. It even shows a 100 degree shift to the north about 20 million years ago. I really get embarrassed for creationists on you tube trying to defend their crap. It would be funny, but they are teaching our children this. Really sad!
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Congrats Nephi!!!! Now go get some escots and celebrate with your Alien visitors! :)
BadLilNinja 3 months ago
Most people don't realize that matter is mostly empty space..... from the nucleus to the outer shell is all empty, weird but so true. Kinda strange when I smack a steel anvil that it is really just empty space even though it feel solid, life is stranger that fiction lol
scottmdy40 3 months ago
"Two thousand - uh six. Delete those."
"Who is this?!"
LOL. This is why we need the 2011 Golden Crocoduck to go on, even if belated.
zzyzx0788 3 months ago
@vryc Stop it! You're scaring me!
TheNaughtypine 3 months ago
20 people tried to like this video but their mouse wasn't working properly
mrchoochoohead 3 months ago 2
That was brilliant!. The debunking was good, but the montage at the beginning and the skit over the phone were brilliant!! Who is this?! hahahaha
ummmerrrrummm 3 months ago
damn, now i have to fear some bald assh0le is gonna shoot me because he believes god will be all okey-dokie with his .50 cal. Deagle makin' friends with my face...... just another reason for me to carry my BUCK 119 Special.... Alien invasion NEEDS to happen tomorrow. or maybe a zombocalypse... haven't decided yet.
ChaseParkison 4 months ago 2
@ChaseParkison That one crazy dude, in a zombie apocalypse, would get eaten fast., he'd be all like. "Jeebus will save me!" Then he would get eaten, fast.
EvilNaruto15 3 months ago
@EvilNaruto15 Depends on if they're the zombies that crave human flesh, or the ones that just want brains. If the latter, Nephy is safe.
419Films 1 month ago
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Nephilimfree displays blatant disregard for firearm safety. TREAT, NEVER, KEEP, KEEP.
Treat every gun as if it were loaded.
Never aim at anything you do not intend to shoot.
Keep your finger off the trigger until ready to fire.
Keep the safety on until ready to fire.
Nephilimfree: giving Christians and gun owners a bad name since 2007
treyCcatastrophe 4 months ago
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treyCcatastrophe 4 months ago
Wow...just wow. Chilling is the word for that last bit.
RomanStereo 4 months ago 3
Gravity sucks... water!
Jermbot15 4 months ago
Imagine Neph's video prior to editing...
Neph: "Christ is the head of his church, and Man is the head of his woman- his wife, that is."
Mrs.Nephilimfree: "NnneeEEEPH!!!"
Neph (nervously): "Coming...Dear!"
SpaceOdyssey56 4 months ago
"Isn't this...what's the scientific word, stupid?" I'm a creationist, and I think that's funny. (Actually, I'm not a creationist, because I'm not... what's the scientific word?...)
Panthera7s 4 months ago
@Panthera7s "Willfully ignorant", perhaps?
HimesInu 4 months ago
5:48 Routinely perform impossible deeds? WITCHCRAFT!!!!!! WITCHCRAFT!!!!!
mehja1 4 months ago
Nephy needs to upgrade to Firefox or Chrome, that old chap.
dishonesttAbe 4 months ago
YAY NEPHIE YOU DID IT!!!
CDPuffer 4 months ago
8:28 "who is this?!" ROFL
twentyinchsoul 5 months ago
Well, Science is a village. It's currency is the peer review and it's primary industry is knowledge. The favorite past time is learning.
And as we all know, every village needs an idiot.
AmericanAviator 5 months ago in playlist More videos from Potholer54debunks 51
@AmericanAviator Lol Nice metaphor (or analogy, cant remember which)
demonman543 5 months ago
@demonman543 I do believe you were correct first time round!
AmericanAviator 5 months ago
@AmericanAviator I love you xD
rrrandommman 3 months ago
Potholer You are a funny, funny bastard.
Primordialfan1 5 months ago 2
Holy shit. What. Suddenly the guy I was talking to today (IRL, mind you) who thought we never went to the moon because "there is no gravity in space, and they were running on the moon" looks like a genius.
GuacamoleKun 5 months ago 2
The end is quite frightening. People with such a superiority complex can become dangerous when confronted with facts... He did justify the murder of children by bears, who where that reasoning will lead.
MyOnlyFarph 5 months ago 2
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Caedyron 5 months ago
yes I agree potholer54 this guy needs an extended rest in a lunatic asylum
timdnwd 5 months ago
This guy has hardcore anal donkey fuck on his computer and he's gonna go around telling people what to think.
alexandreleverrier 6 months ago
@milleniumbug86
I don't know why you'd say that when he can't even get the number of children right that were cursed in God's name by the prophet Elisha, which was forty-two, not six. You know, the ones that were killed by the two she-bears, probably brown bears...probably brown bears...probably brow- Oh, no! Here I go again!...
SpaceOdyssey56 6 months ago 2
@SpaceOdyssey56 it is a reference to rain man. but where raymond was mentally impaired and possessed photographic memory and math skills, this guy is clearly just mentally impaired.
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Bob: "Who is this?"
and now the cola I was drinking is all over the keyboard!
milleniumbug86 6 months ago
@Nephilimfree Why is that nephilimfree?
pochopaz7381 6 months ago
@Nephilimfree 2:10 And why is that?
pochopaz7381 6 months ago
@kerosenezen
"...probably brown bears...probably brown bears...probably brown bears..."
SpaceOdyssey56 6 months ago 3
@SpaceOdyssey56 he should try counting card in vagas!
milleniumbug86 6 months ago
I truly believe neph is a genius. He is eloquent, studious, intelligent and has ideas that one day i believe will be proved beyond all doub- oh no hang on, he's a twat. sorry got the whole genius/twat thing mixed up there sorry folks.
kerosenezen 6 months ago
...still shaking my head...
SpaceOdyssey56 7 months ago
Creationists have finally proved scientifically they're stupid. There is a preponderance of observable, testable, repeatable and verifiable evidence of ignorance and supposition based on preformed conclusions and supposition. I never heard any of this insanely stupid crap when I was a Christian, and even then I would have been forced to reject it. It's just plain ignorance and wilflull stupidity.
dmorono 7 months ago 28
Boooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
instantproducts 7 months ago
Is it hilarious that the creationist guy sounds almost exactly like George Bush?
ParadoxPerspective 7 months ago
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hurlyburlyexistenz 7 months ago
Ee..I..um...er.. I'm sorry, I'll have to comment on Neph when I can finally stop shaking my head in disbelief!
SpaceOdyssey56 7 months ago
@SpaceOdyssey56 gonna be waiting a while then. It had the same effect on me. in the end I had to sit down and have a biscuit. i don't even think he's real you know, yeah i know we've all seen him but maybe neph is a mass hallucination. y'know, LIKE GOD IS? ha ha
kerosenezen 6 months ago
7:40 I need no more proof to prove that neph is beyond just normal creationist stupid. He uses internet explorer.
mynameisdarthtater 7 months ago 6
I love that he feels the need to throw in the they were probably brown bears... it's randomly specific yet totally superfluous information
InkyFairy 7 months ago 2
and a landslide victory it was for nephy.
JerezJulio 7 months ago
I still missed the part where he was caught deliberately telling a lie and not just being full of BS. Why didnt he win for an obvious one like where he said he was never a geocentrist and that was just made up by atheist "punks"?
CorndogMaker 8 months ago in playlist christianity, creationism, ... (part 2)
@CorndogMaker
Because lying about being a geocentrist was not a lie he told promoting creationism. That's how the golden crocoduck works. The award is "for the biggest breach of the Ninth Commandment in the pursuit of the creationist cause," according to the video description.
ZShogan 7 months ago
@ZShogan Isn't Geocentrism an idea promoted by his biblical creationist view? I realize it's slightly off the beaten path of your typical creationist view. It would at least be better than this, which never points out a time where he was caught knowingly telling a lie.
CorndogMaker 7 months ago
The ending creeped me out.
narutofan9999 8 months ago
It's unbelievable how stupid people can be, EVEN if they grow up in a country with proper education. It's just unbelievable...
beepmeepbeep 8 months ago
god is very mercifull. he sends bears to kill childeren because someone is bold.
if god was real, wouldn't it be a lot easier, and funnier, if he made childeren bold and give the prophet hair.
if god is real, and the bible his truly his work, lord almighty is lacking a sense of humor.
jakiedark 8 months ago
Remember Sporty threatened to kill anybody who made fun of his god. I told him where I lived but I'm still alive. Guess he's just a Chicken Shit TOO!
semrausky 8 months ago
The name NephillimFree is meaningful and speaks to his state of mind.
JakobVirgil 8 months ago
crockaderp*
TAXEXEMPTION 8 months ago
Nephilimfree has rapist glasses
rose080891 8 months ago
@rose080891
And a pedophile mustache (only cause he can't grow a beard)
Tyjohnable 4 months ago
You could take a monkey with a severe head injury, give it double back-to-back lobotomies, and it would still be able to out-reason NephillimFree.
mikefromwa 9 months ago
I think maybe sporty really deserves some sort of "lifetime" achievement award.
jambimon 9 months ago
Free Nephilim! in every packet of crocoducks!
scarletharlot69 9 months ago
@wspol624 I went to the toilet before. A mountain was made in less than 3 mins. Who said mountains cant be made quickly. Neph is right. lol
stevjen1 9 months ago
funny but true. I presented a lot of evidence to this moron. he eventually blocked me. lol
stevjen1 9 months ago
Anybody would know if there are "crocoducks" for sale.
I would love to have one on my desk!
Mesdriver 9 months ago
@Mesdriver no you have to earn one in the face of stiff competition! plain loonacy and mendacity won't do LMAO!
scarletharlot69 9 months ago
@scarletharlot69
To bad, I have an Edison , a nobel price, two grammys.
A Crocoduck would complete it.
Mesdriver 9 months ago
8:11 - 8:30 just brilliant
twentyinchsoul 9 months ago
That whole display with the pistol...it's a common "acting out" seen among Sociopaths who fantasize about killing people...sometimes many people.
Cootabux 9 months ago
Oh thanks for video, I hadn't laugh for while, i was due.
advers1078 9 months ago
That might be the worst mock American accent I've ever heard.
IoEstasCedonta 9 months ago
that phone call made me laugh so hard!
blakdust3 10 months ago
Sometimes I find it difficult to spot the fallacy in Neph's argument because of the lack of coherence.
bogartnumbertwo 10 months ago
Creepy is right.
Reminds me of Dennis Rader (BTK)
HarrysSecret 10 months ago
lol @ Bob! "Who is this?"
UnitedKingdomify 10 months ago 24
rapist glasses
Dimmuborgir1234 10 months ago 2
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@Dimmuborgir1234
U said; "rapist glasses"
Ha, ha!
Great one. Had to give you a thumbs up on that.
Cootabux 9 months ago
@Cootabux
Please tell me you've seen the video if not look it up
Tyjohnable 4 months ago
Neph sounds like a child molester. Gives me the cringes.
TheTrohl 10 months ago 2
He seems to be suffering from cabin fever
1. His surroundings are dimly lit
2. He's creepy
3. He's sad
getanaccount4me 10 months ago
Hilarious!
Ghenghy 10 months ago
Haha 2:52 ; 6:20 and 8:12! I lol'd so hard! xD
bboyCrazyLegs 10 months ago
At 2:52 and 8:12 I laughed so hard. =P
Ecoi1 10 months ago
I dig the headset a lot. Must have forgotten to take it off after his shift at John Frum International. That air traffic control tower gets awfully lonely.
Iabyrinth 10 months ago
What's sad is that christians make those savage threats about the wrath and judgment of their god, and have no idea what they're actually saying. They're completely blinded to the fact that they're worshipping an angry, vengeful being (which means it's very probably the construct of some power-mad human's mind) as something that is merciful and loving. The contradiction is like a huge white elephant sitting in the middle of the room that no one sees.
dmnemaine 10 months ago
i love how the fat dude talks in a mater of fact way even though he never went to school in his retarded life
WAZZA1235 11 months ago
08:03 - 08:30 is sooo ridiculously funny..
Don't miss it
mtillberg 11 months ago
neph's fav football team is the Chicago (probably brown) Bears.
freethinker69 11 months ago
'Bob here'
hahahahahahahaa
Kdajrocks 11 months ago
8:12 - 8:30 LOL
DjJesusDied4UrSpins 11 months ago
great just great lol
lwvok 11 months ago
he won by a landslide
thesparitan 11 months ago
"In science WE use...." I was unaware than Nephi is a scientist.
I laughed my ass off at the editorial comments inserted in Neph's video.
kolonial72 11 months ago
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On another continent than North America we use a gridsystem called RDNAPtrans2008, based on WGS84, b4 we used RDNAPtrans2004 and b4 that we used RDNAPtrans2000, does that mean that the American GPS-system sucks, or could it be that the continents are drifting apart? Could it mean, that we have to recalculate our system every 4 years due to continent drift, seems like some ppl just dun understand science, GOOD VID BTW^^
RzzRBladez 11 months ago
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On another continent than North America we use a gridsystem called RDNAPtrans2008, based on WGS84, b4 we used RDNAPtrans2004 and b4 that we used RDNAPtrans2000, does that mean that the American GPS-system sucks, or could it be that the continents are drifting apart? Could it mean, that we have to recalculate our system every 4 years due to continent drift, seems like some ppl just dun understand science, GOOD VID BTW^^
RzzRBladez 11 months ago
On another continent than North America we use a gridsystem called RDNAPtrans2008, based on WGS84, b4 we used RDNAPtrans2004 and b4 that we used RDNAPtrans2000, does that mean that the American GPS-system sucks, or could it be that the continents are drifting apart? Could it mean, that we have to recalculate our system every 4 years due to continent drift, seems like some ppl just dun understand science, GOOD VID BTW^^
RzzRBladez 11 months ago
bad fucking ass!!!!!
javonne 11 months ago
Neph isnt mentally ill as everyone says. He is just an un educated fool.
gulbirk 11 months ago
Nephy is clearly mentally ill? 'Seems so. If not mentally ill, then certainly stupid. Well read perhaps, but stupid never the less. And definitely annoying. However, is Nephy's bat-sh!t-craziness sufficient reason that he should be exempt from ridicule? As long as Nephy isn't skinning and eating puppies, then I say it's fare play to retaliate to his attacks. He deserves all the negativity he receives.
Bruceelzebubba 11 months ago
Excellent, it could not have been awarded to a more creepy and deluded individual. Nice one Potholer!
CarajilloDulce 11 months ago
I know it is a cheap shot, but Nephy totally looks like one of the guys busted on To Catch the Predator. He looks like a dark haired version of one dude from the Petaluma California investigation, who went after a teenage boy.
I'm not accusing him of being like that, but with his mannerisms, I totally think the guy has Narcissitic Personality Disorder. And his brother in arms, SchlockofGod has got to be a sociopath.
grungefreak10 11 months ago 2
"who is this?"
LOL im pissin me pants here :)
benatssu 11 months ago
Hey everybody.. can someone can tell me how can I cast my vote to the world famous "Crocoduck awards"... ?
THANK YOU SO MUCH... THIS IS SO FUN!! EXPOSES SO MANY IDIOTS
TheBinary123 1 year ago
Amazing. But there are surly 300 million like him.
scotty 1 year ago
SURVEY!!! who is more crazier, kent hovind or nephilimfree?
Reaper081087 1 year ago
Oh and 1 more thing, i wonder who is more crazier, kent hovind or nephilimfree?
Reaper081087 1 year ago
Oh and btw, congrats to neph, he won the golden crocoduck!
Reaper081087 1 year ago
Nephy is going delusional! he needs help!
Reaper081087 1 year ago
That bit about the bears had me laughing. It's worded in such a way that you would think that he's joking. A very strange man, very certain of the things he says.
kidhadoken 1 year ago
I love the timing of the song, brilliant
lol
AndrianGA 1 year ago
Potholer you are brilliant. This is amazing. Wow!!
Jason29n 1 year ago
There are four kinds of ignorance. There is ignorance, yet knowing that you are ignorant, and that is the start of wisdom. There is ignorance that you are not aware of, which is only blankness. There is ignorance while thinking that you know, and that is arrogance. And there is ignorance while thinking that you alone know, and that is arrogance grown into madness.
puffin02 1 year ago
8:11 "bob here...ocean currents yea...june....hurry up im a busy man...january...WHO IS THIS??"
hahhaahah this is so hilarious ahhahahaha
managarm1349 1 year ago
haha that neffili-whatever is a complete charlatan and a quack. what a fool.
JBeezie428 1 year ago
Great video. Love the sound effects, especially the phone part.
doublescotchonice 1 year ago
It would seem that Neph follows the same opinion of scientists that the Insane Clown Posse hold, that scientists only job is to fabricate to the public and cause great anger in him.
pwninator345 1 year ago
I like to submit and nominee for the Crocoduck 2011
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When he said it the first time I thought he was plain stupid for the Tea Party acceptance and attract more from fake controversial since his number are down after the Glenn Beck lunatic performance, but now I have no doubt that loofah Man was dead serious, otherwise he would no defend it in a Youtbe video.
That sure derve serius consideration for a Crocoduck
JerezJulio 1 year ago
The loving compassionate god, after removing the claws from the bears so they could only slap, dicided to kill children? what in the blue fuck is compassionate about murder, and if were talking god here why not, mass murder? its like a battered wife, oh hes done wrong in the past but he still loves us.
and please note when i say that i mean no disrespect to the women that deal with that.
deathman1021 1 year ago
"god merciful loving compassionate sends 2 bares to slap to death 6 boys" then he is NOT merciful ,or compassionate!!!! Im starting to think nephi is fucking with us
lerox22 1 year ago
Lots of people follow the beat of a different drummer.
Nephie follows a bugle.
pchtermino1 1 year ago 2
Did I hear that right? He said In Science we .....
Does anyone knows what University NephellimFree graduated from?
and what is his field of expertise?
JerezJulio 1 year ago
@JerezJulio
He's a special snowflake.
k7leetha 1 year ago
@k7leetha I haven't heard that one before - Made me laugh like hell. I may have to use it someday. If I do, I'll be sure to give you credit.
554687858 1 year ago
hilarious!! well done sporty!!
mrmojohasrisen 1 year ago
...not to mention that the neph-tard can't even get his own bible quotes right. It was not "a half-dozen boys" that the she-bears killed, it was "42 children."
2 Kings 2:24 - "And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
If that twitchy eyed freak can't even get his own bible right, what the hell makes him think he knows a fucking thing about science?
k7leetha 1 year ago
@k7leetha "2 Kings 2:24 - "And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
It also doesn't mention that they were probably brown bears.... For some reason, that line just kills me. Were the fvck did he come up with that?
danoso0931 1 year ago
If a few more people subscribe to nehpilimfree's channel he's liable to begin thinking he's the incarnation of jesus christ, in his second appearance to earth.
k7leetha 1 year ago
An awesome choice as winner.
Rarely has such an idiot graced the pages of youtube and that's a big statement.
Congrats to the other nominees and my thanks to the judges.
A hard job done well.
jimmywrangles 1 year ago
The play-acting segment was the highlight of this already hilarious video. Neph is no Bob Newhart.
DrThunder88 1 year ago
Probably... brown bears...
hahaha
xESOTERlC 1 year ago
Nephilimfree reminds me of Alex Jones... looks.. logic... pretty much all around.. except he talks quieter than the loudmouth, AJ
xESOTERlC 1 year ago
2:40 - 3:40...I laughed the whole time through!!
Wonderful video and an excellent winner of this award.
iamerex 1 year ago
Still, I can't wait for Kent Hovind to get out of jail, I miss his creativity and special brand of post digested horse food.
sighrd 1 year ago
Go Nephy!! You did it Sporty (sniff)! To be a dodgy science spouting creationist just takes blind faith and a willingness to deceive. But to receive a Golden Crocoduck! That takes something truly special, a deep commitment to ignorance! Catapulting you in to the ranks of such illustrious company as Kent "Global ice shield" Hovind and Ray "Banana man" Comfort. Bravo Neph Bravo. Ladies and gentleman, give it up for Nephilim "Nasa is scared of me" Free (pauses for thunderous applause).
sighrd 1 year ago
einstien stole his copies of the theory of relatively lol
johndebbra 1 year ago
Has Venom Fang X ever been nominated, or is he considered too childish? I'm only seeing this video via recommendation, so I'm not familiar with the history. He IS back on YouTube now.
dEdGrimley 1 year ago
I doubt NASA even know about Neoh at all.
And he'll probably get in the papers under the header "Religious fanatic murders over 10 people in classroom." or something like that.
Madman1234855 1 year ago
Ow ow ow ow ow ow! The STUPID!! It BURNS!!!
I can see why Neph won the Crocoduck this year.
Muljinn 1 year ago 2
Neph is a fucking idiot!
CRISNCHIPS12398 1 year ago
These islands are SMALL, those ones are FAR AWAY
DoxieVee 1 year ago 4
@BabySatch1 what do you look under for nephy
swinewarrior 1 year ago
@swinewarrior Sorry?
BabySatch1 1 year ago
Excellent video but if you could, lower the background music, thanks.
sol3a1 1 year ago
@Potholer54debunks FYI, it was actually Elisha whose bald pate the kids were making fun of prior to the holy, loving, and merciful (not to mention proportional) bear attack, not Elijah.
And yes, I neevr mayk misteaks.
ChollieD 1 year ago
Wow, this guy won the votes by a landslide!
geezerbill 1 year ago
ending made me lol
crazychimp321 1 year ago
The bit about 'God' sending a couple of bears--'probably brown bears'--had me suspicious about his authenticity, but there are so many wierdos on YouTube who seem to really believe the crap they spew, so I really think this guy is just nuts.
bartonim 1 year ago
URGENT NEWS REPORT!!!...A sad, bald, idiotic man has went on a shooting spree at NASA headquarters slightly wounding a guard with his air rifle and causing a concussion in an innocent bystander when he threw his bible at him. Security forces tasered him, repeatedly, for 3 hours until he shut up about conspiracy theories and how everybody else is ignorant except him (coz God told him so).....hehehehee.
GreatGungHolio 1 year ago 43
@GreatGungHolio Really? no she-bears came to help him out?
C0LDPaW 11 months ago
@GreatGungHolio The sad part is this is only one drunken rant away from happening
deathman1021 10 months ago
I love your videos potholer!!!
WRAYDAY 1 year ago
You know, you raise a point... I never actually considered the possibility of Nephy being some kind of YouTube Andy Kaufmann... some kind of brilliant, method-acting, dyed-in-the-wool atheist genius, who's just trying to see how far he can mock us all for taking him so seriously.
Maybe he's putting Poe's Law through the ultimate acid test.
Come to think of it...
Nephie could end this once and for all by proclaiming himself an atheist, and telling us all he'd just Punked our asses.
ZombiGrisGris 1 year ago
What the heck does evolution have to do with geology?:P
Sweddude 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Wow. What a fucking creep... :(((
He looks like a child molester.
qwer4o 1 year ago 2