Peep Show S03E04 P01

[benjamane]

best opening line to any episode of any show ever:

"yeah. fuck you!"

[TheAcousticgrace]

i swear i must have watched each episode like a 100 times now, really makes me chill after a long day, what i love about this show is that its real, not like other stupid shows that show you how nice and happy life is, its true you feel good to watch a show about unrealistic nice life, but after you're done watching you feel down, where when i watch peep show, see how shit their lives are, i just cheer up and know im not alone in this hard life, hope they never stop making peep show series.

[theEarlofChip]

you can't, she's full! I've felt that way numerous times :(

[ChainReaction666]

8 people are total fucking dopes...

[thisloneliness]

When I want to talk about stuff I don't win. :( But then... I'm more of a Mark person. So that maaaay be why.

[ebag10]

I love Blitzkrieg :P

[MrAngstrom87]

He's reading Rubicon! I'm so excited that I have the same taste in literature as Mark Corrigan. Well, excited might not be ... exactly the right... Oh God

[timmy47]

god i really dont like big suz's really posh, speak through your teeth accent

[JesterCowie]

i love the subtle difference between 'not try' and 'try not'

[ShaolinDeadlyGamers]

haha That's how I play War Strategy games as well. 00:36

[celestialsalamander]

why aren't friends alwod to sleep with eeach other's sisters?

[genericguy32]

@celestialsalamander It depends on the friends of course. But, it does raise complications not the least of which being that most brothers aren't too happy knowing about their sisters sexuality. The second being that a breakup would be very difficult for the brother. However, it is far from uncommon and can be easily surmounted. The issue in this episode was that Jeremy is completely untrustworthy and so Mark believes he will hurt his sister.

[Rzutshi1]

I just can't stop watching this. ... i just can't stop.

[upbomb]

He still thinks potatoes count, the arsehole

[sausagedogmcgee]

The clarinet is easily the shittest wind instrument.

[freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez]

@ 9:15 i was expecting a "you liiiiaaaar!" xD

[georgia00ful]

mark on the dance machine. lol

[devinmusicman]

generic quote stolen directly from this amazing funny program!

[quantog]

thanks sumoni!

[quantog]

what is badger baiter?

[sumoni]

@quantog I read somewhere on the comments it's similar to dog or cock fighter in the sense badgers are forced to fight dogs.

[kieran514]

i always thought his name was Super Hands for some reason, i'm having a revelation here

[DKP4]

"How did Jeremy ever...? I guess she's just a bit stupid."

[MrSporkster]

"You've got no business being in love with Big Suze. There's enough people in love with her already; she's full!"

:D

[czesi0wm]

@MrSporkster y do u need 2 quote it??

[sally0sally]

I'd've thought that Mark's sister would've already met Jeremey.

[xZippy38]

I'd sleep with his sister.

[susiefluffypuppies]

I would do Johnson, Jeremy or Super Hans in a heartbeat... is that normal? :D

[xZippy38]

@susiefluffypuppies Johnson? Oh yeah. Jeremy? Sure. Super Hans? Don't know.

[RoguishBlonde]

@susiefluffypuppies quote normal. i'm right there with you

[maplezyrup]

"Am I enjoying this? Don't know anymore. Doesn't matter. Gotta finish the level."

I've been there, Mark. I understand your pain...

[belisariusorb]

I felt sure the pc porn would reappear later but nothin came (fnarr) of that

[SketchTheWorld]

"You practically cruxified me the day I changed your homepage!"

[Aaronnyc89]

@sanjeev82

This is the second time you've posted something like this.

Heres a novel idea don't read the comments, the THE SHOW IS QUOTABLE!

[sanjeev82]

i hate you too

[sanjeev82]

@Aaronnyc89 its kinda hard to not read the comments when theyre RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FRICKIN FACE

[eedobee]

@Aaronnyc89 quotable by assholes with nothing clever to say about the show, no insights or views, just parrot.

[daniellexxE]

@eedobee I don't think it's healthy to get so worked up over something people just do for fun.

[peppercorns207]

@daniellexxE Some people find rape fun...Just saying.

[daniellexxE]

@peppercorns207 Touche, good sir/madam.

[rayechayelle1]

@peppercorns207 wow man coz its such a small leap from repeating phrases to rape! u make an interesting point tho lol :)

[MrSelidor7]

@Aaronnyc89. You have just spoiled reading the comments for me. Thanks for that. Now, when I get to the comments from one year ago then I know that sanjeev will be whinging about a spoiler!!!!

Tsk. It is worse than trying to alphabetise my alphabet soup only to find that you can't tell the difference between the Z's and the N's.

[sanjeev82]

i hate you

[joshuajethro]

@sanjeev82 I love to masturbate. Do you?

[iamqqqqqqq]

"Bukkake Cowgirl", hahaha

Mark, you filthy man!

[olant]

"it was a visa marriage, it's symptomous, and platonic live like you would have for a dog... or a sandwich!"

[WKaliberr]

OMG you sneaked naked tits onto YouTube in this episode! Good Job!

[tryingtobeNaboo]

dude. whoa. its a picture of naked boobs. its not actual naked boobs. I know what you're getting at though. (i love peep show)

[jammybleeps]

Fusty old words like codpiece and sixpence...

golden

[Lihapullamies]

What game is Mark playing? Looks interesting.

[tokando69]

blitzkrieg its very old now so you could download it off a torrent probably "dirty sex pocket"

[frane1012]

It is called Blitzkrieg! It is a very good game especially when played in multiplayer! I still play it on game spy almost every day :). Multiplayer!

[Ownederd13]

Blitzkrieg. Developed by Nival Interactive, published by CDV.

[cetnikz]

Wow really? Politicians are lying left and right where have you been the last decade?

[RoyMallard02]

Ironic this part, seeing as Big Suze has just married someone who is 30th in line to the throne.

[Winamplama]

5:27

That comparison just screams reference. Was there any particular incident involving lying to parliament that I'm not aware of?

[xxElectricRedxx]

bro no one wants to hear your life story

[sumoni]

Poor Mark...I feel his pain. I lent my Nightmare before christmas cd to my roommate's ex and when they split I thought the same thing. She never did return it. : (

[encantarebelde]

Promise me you will NOT try to sleep with her!!

I promise I will try not to sleep with her

lmao

[glebber]

"potato... perfect."

xD

[spe4kfr34ly]

is it just me or does this sarah chick look a lot like that crazy canadian mary?

[MissusFingerBottom]

yea they look alike!

[tubetube16]

She reele look like mark/david, but she is not his sister.

[bucklr01]

Question - why is she called big suz?

[geyter6]

her name is suz and she's a giant.

[spe4kfr34ly]

she's not that tall is she?

[soCalPlayer101]

...can't stop now, gotta' win the war fer' the nazis...  am i enjoying this...?

[Alesalad]

in which episode did jeremy get chlamidia?

[peakes31]

Some plot points aren't shown in the episodes. Keeps the show consistently fresh.

[TdrdenCO11]

yeah they dont address it. its weird because he gets told he might have it in the first episode of the the fifth series. its one of very few inconsistencies in the show

[z1dana]

"Why do the people who want to talk about things always win? Why can't the people who don't want to talk about things win?" I love this show!

[saraomidvar]

2:03 cracks me up

[e123shadowaisha]

"Gotta help the Nazi's win the war." Lol!

[starrbolt]

DDR?

lol

[thomasdee02]

is that not the same actress who played the canadian one in the other episode?

lazy

[henpage]

no, its not.

[mrchaddy]

yes it is

[henpage]

im sure it isnt

[TheNator9]

it definitely isnt

[indigoPeick]

Yeah. it definitely isn't.

[huraboma]

NOPE. Canadian girl was ok I guess. Big suse is super hot!

[dumpel]

It may be is.

[garyowenmurray]

Bid suse is a babe..

[tra789]

FUCK YOU!

[ardiar2011]

Lady Big Suze and...Lord Mark!

[yuri227]

wth is horxemore and ren? I never have any clue when mark says those things

[misterangry2009]

Hawksmoor and Wren are architects.

[crystalcloverrain]

She is FULL! LOL:D

[CelesteLovesYou]

"It was a visa marige, its symptomless and its a plutonic love, like you might have for a dog or a sandwich."... hahahah nice take on clamydia! lol I love jez

[WheresMyDinner64]

god damn it, jez is the worst bloke ever lol.

[paz2001]

it would seem you are by your username...

[WheresMyDinner64]

do you think that it is a demand? cos its not, it implies that i lost it dumbass. Why did ppl negative my comment? wtf??

[sophyemily]

So if MikefromMadrid hates this..and british comedy...and doesn't understand it...

Can anyone please explain to me WHY he is watching it and searching it on Youtube?

[kickittome70]

I love it how Jez manages to fuck everything that moves in this show - and gets away with it

[hurricaneUK]

MikeFromMadrid probably has secret homosexual fantasies about being fucked by a big English bloke.

Go on, bend over and take it.

[hurricaneUK]

Spanish contributions to the world of television:

Manuel from Fawlty Towers

[texasoilfields]

best comment ever. keep it up

[DrewFarmie]

does anyone know why this is actually called "Peep Show"????

[huttonjono]

maybe cause alot of it is through the eyes of mark and jez. peep= to look??? i dunno thats my best guess

[DasUnheimliche]

it was actually originally going to be called P.O.V. (point of view) but they decided that 'peep show' sounded more intriguing (or risqué). it's the idea that you get a look (a 'peep' if you will) into someone else's life quite literally through that person's eyes. in this case, they're the lives of mark and jez as seen (and told) by mark and jez.

:)

[AntwonWillis]

in what episode did we find out Jez has chlamydia

[DrewFarmie]

s05 e01

[LennyTheLeper]

MikeFromMadrid you can fuck right off!

I got sectioned in May for 8 weeks, my sister gave me a bunch of DVD's, two of them were Peep Show season 1 and 2, that's how I got into this. It got me through a really crap time.

This show is simply MAGIC

[Reece4444]

yep, it is some serious gourmet class a shit, nd i mean awesome :D mark urr sooo funny lol

[BananaCo12321]

These grapes are gross they're so sour.

[saraomidvar]

"I think its difficult when you're a.... musician."

hahahaha wtf jeremy

[Hartman4Guiness]

Lol, playing Blitzkrieg at the start.

[NameNotaNumber]

I *heart* BIG SOOOOZE

[MikefromMadrid]

english shit

[NameNotaNumber]

Don't see much Spanish TV being exported abroad now, do you? Why is that then. Is it because it's a big old heap of cheap, tacky, unsophisticated SHITE that nobody in a million years would pay to see?

Maybe in 50 years or so Spanish TV will be as good as British TV. Maybe.

[MikefromMadrid]

British TV is simply quite awful

The only people who actually find it funny are english people

[CaptainOkay]

No one makes you watch it. Go and watch a donkey getting chucked off a church or something.

[Hartman4Guiness]

You've commented on every single video, don't you have anything better to do than troll YouTube?

[stereophonical]

Get a fucking sense of humor

[JohnEffingsworth]

That's because it's aimed at a British audience. The humour is based on British issues and cultures. To be fair though, they're not important. If you don't get it, then you have a very simple sense of humour.

Anyway, if what you say is true, then how come British programmes are some of the most viewed world-wide? Go bum off Friends, you twat.

[R0SECR0IX]

Posa-t'hi fulles, tio. Y si no te gusta, pues no lo mires. Ay, els madrilenys...

[trumpsnuffler]

nah fairplay guys, MikefromMadrid knows what he's talking about. Spanish TV shows are the absolute dogs bollox, there are so many awesome spanish shows, like... erm...

[JohnEffingsworth]

Don't believe me, search it up. If you still don't believe me, then you failed at your research. Twat, what do they teach you in Spain (apart from our language, so you can leech off our media)?

[latebaroque]

excactly because its aimed at english people, but hark! another american sitcom doomed to fail is asking you to watch it so fuck off you cunt

[ed711b]

if your from madrid you might miss why most of its funny yeh

[NameNotaNumber]

Yes Mike, that'll be why British TV is exported all over the world and enjoys audiences of hundreds of millions. Unlike Spanish TV, which consists of a fat hairy block chasing a chicken around a TV studio while 3 hairy women jiggle their breasts in time to flamenco music.

[somanystars123]

why is she called big suze?

[SenorEuphoria]

Nobody knows, she's known them from before the first episode.

[onafriday6]

'block of fudge/' you look at how smug he is lol

[robierto87]

shes got enough people in love with her shes full! top top quality

[nitrobunny2]

"what a total fucking dope" 7:40

[righthandgenius]

well he found out that he had chlymidea from that girl in season 5. I think hes had it twice then.

[tolchock1984]

If only I could express all my wierd thoughts and awkward experiences through the medium of TV. I wish i could make a show as could as peep show

[maniakbill]

this is weird. he doesnt find out he has chlamydia until the first episode of the fifth series. i think this was a mistake on the part of the writers. but still, peep show is amazing. thanks for uploading

[Seaannnnn]

when he says that i think he's joking to put sarah off jeremy.

[matthewmcneany1]

It's a platonic love as one may have for a dog or a sandwich.

[crayoh]

ahhh, this is shaping up to be my favorite episode so far

[MikeSomerville8]

lol @ 'gotta win the war for the nazis'

[thotd1]

jeremy has clymidia in this one? mark says

[artwel123]

I used to work in a paper shop, until it blew a monkey shoot, the chips were often wrapped in glue, but then I sold it to a girl at the beach.

[Glozboy22]

It happens.

[spallyman]

you need to be sectioned

[artwel123]

you need your nappy changed

[MisterAlexUk]

Ok... so he has chlamydia in this episode, but finds out he has it in the fifth series?!

EXPLAIN! D;

[joshieboy15]

It's symptom-less Chlamydia.

[MisterAlexUk]

How does that work?

[joshieboy15]

What it means is, he has Chlamydia, but because there are no physical signs, he hasn't got a clue that he has it until he has a checkup at the doctors.

[phillmo182]

marks sister is well hot

[JohnEffingsworth]

Trust me, you gotta be pretty horrible to fuck a woman that sketty.

[jake9201]

great episode thanks for posting

[ontube6]

isnt sarah the same actress as the one they section

[knightofcydonia07]

No.

[RmonSP]

WOOOOHOOOOO Mark playing Blitzkrieg I got that game too...

[stackerdeck]

Babyblue8five THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!! I wont stop until ive watched every single episode.

Thanks again

[WKaliber1]

Jez wants to bang Sarah lol

[08STO]

how is mark able to do dance pad dancing while watching big suze rather than the screen?

[FLABREZU]

Maybe because IT'S A SHOW AND NOT REAL LIFE?

[FlippyErik]

Just Mark playing Blitzkrieg makes this epic win

[RazorCell7]

Is that the First Lvl in Blitzkrieg?

[crisp2k2]

"she's full" lmao

[karianna83]

"Promise you won't try to sleep with her!"

"Ok, I promise I will try not to sleep with her."

Ha ha, fucking hilarious!

[zanyzan311]

i thought jez didnt find out about his chlymadia til series 5 ep1 wtf!

[jake9201]

thats what i thought but in that episode when he's told he had chlymadia he says "it wasnt me" so maybe he already have or may have it

but theres no need to get anal ;)

[flagga]

Blitzkrieg is the best game ever! Well in Mark!

[Mick342]

Sarah is HOT!!!!!

[EasterRomantic]

a puppy as big as digby, the biggest dog in the world

[bocherrini]

Why is this bastard not working? WHY??? Sodding stupid bloody computer, bloody bloody bloody!  DAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[bocherrini]

Woo!  Fixed my own problem! Had the bloody History allowance set to 3kb. I am stoopid sometimes.

[bocherrini]

C'est la vie, 'n' all that.

[ScottishGooner1]

That's the most porno your gonna see on youtube =D.

Peep Show is class second only to Only Fools and Horses.

[1RainingMurder1]

Only Fools and Horses sucks cock, it's boring comedy for cockney wankers

[ScottishGooner1]

No, how can you say that about the best comedy ever made. It obviously doesn't suck cock if it was under production for 23 years. Also one of the longest lasting comedies. Peep Show is great but it will have 8 series maximum. BTW it is 3rd best Only Fools and Horses #1 Alan Partridge #2.

[1RainingMurder1]

You're Scottish, and a Gooner, the two worst things on earth, so i'll take your statement, totally ignore it and you can kindly shove it up your fat jock arse, cheers.

[bocherrini]

"Fat jock arse." ..Brilliant!

[bocherrini]

Only Fools and Horses? That's SHIT!

[realshiznit]

Big Suze I wish you were real.

[comish60]

The last quote from the Jez is hilarious!

[patsolsol]

HAHA Isee myself in Mark have to read the bible but instead sit in front of the computer doing shit... Uhh I wish I could live in a computer free time then everybody could be smarter and happier...

[Totentanz616]

patsolsol,

haha! computer free time?

When you get the bus, a computer is used.

A taxi fare machine?

A shop till?

THE COMPUTER YOU'RE USING?

Nearly everything you do involves a computer, computers have took years to produce and enhance, and the bible only took some old homophobic, racist, sexist men who wanted power.

Do your researh kid.