Troll 2: Another bad 80s movie (part 1)

[princesnemo123]

the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE movie is just like a play your sister/brother does at school .. horrible acting and horrible emotionless bullshit ...

[averagejoe511]

Thank you for this I love your funny comments!

[averagejoe511]

she sounds like a porn star

[xxpandamidknightxx]

Troll 2 came out in 1988. It came out 2 years after Troll in 1986.

[delltardboy]

@xxpandamidknightxx it was filmed in 1988 and not released till 1990

[xxpandamidknightxx]

@delltardboy Confirmed, thanks. Yeah, I figured much was because of censorships in the movie.

[newfuckingwave]

jesus christ you're right about the sister and her boyfriend both being gay. the sister is butch as fuck whereas the boyfriend enjoys the company of his male friends just a bit too much

[Ollie7707]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[queenshelley420]

how about, dont eat it, their is no such thing as green butter.

[Schizima]

You skipped over the best part!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD

[shrikechan]

I love how the troll food is so obviously suspicious that even a child would sense that there is something wrong about it right away, but everyone just picks it up like nothing is strange about the situation.

[Closerhenry]

The video breaks at 4:53

[xx86Tutorialsxx]

and my boyzz?

[xx86Tutorialsxx]

gotta love how the kid is like "what are you gonna do to me daddy?" as the dad is undoing his pants. what does that look like to you....? :/

[Karosanyo]

Claytonian, why won't you let me post comments? I really liked you and your review! It always makes me laugh.

[claytonian]

@Karosanyo I'm sorry your nose sex comment did not make it past the approval process. Your "LOL!" Did.

[Karosanyo]

LOL !

[enigmatic247]

that scene in sons room with his dad wow......... that was very awkward, was the dad gonna take off belt and beat him?, was the dad gonna take off his pants?

[sfighter991]

Are you aware that the guy who played the "gay" boyfreind was future "New York Best-Selling " Author Jason L. Writght?

[DullSoda]

you're so cute

[WheresMarysLamb]

actually troll 2 was a serious movie the funny thing is that the director thinks he made a master piece but the true reason why people love it because they think its awful and the director literally still to this day doesn't understand how its a great movie cause its just awful

[ZeroKnightAR]

i liked troll 2.

[garrettanderson983]

how do you cut clips from a full length movie? what software do you use?

[claytonian]

@garrettanderson983 any software can do that. You just need a movie file.

[imani555]

i thought he was gonna hit the little kid but that was gay

[keitsa]

Troll 2 isn't the sequel to Troll, they just called it Troll 2 hoping it would attract more people

[AandTIncorporated]

Troll 2 is from the early 90's. Not the 80's.

[Elyzater]

they both have speech impediments

[SilDave1]

at 5:42 i thought his dad was gonna piss on him for pissing on their food lol

[bomberfun1]

DUDE YOU ROCK, I love your interpretations of these "AWESOME" movies :-)) They are so freaking funny!!! We all grew up watching this trash but it's SO GOOD! If you have more movies that are from the same "category", could you write them down?? I will appreciate it greatly!!

[zeldafan101293]

7:40 ftw dude. I laughed so hard. I hated the way she did that moving her eybrows thing.....

[KMxHearts]

2:30

Holy hip-bones Batman!

[gigablega]

The kid took like a minute and seven seconds

[lhart99]

Hey, Chief, so r u still in Japan? The reason why I ask is 'cause my college roommate is from Japan. Anyway, I love what you've done w/ the movie. lol

[barnetube]

Nooo, you skipped "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" :D

Actually the worst acting I have seen... Like, ever! ^^

[TheGrerex]

the actors are like actors in a high school musical

[jtrenholm85]

The girl who feeds him the pudding is really hot.

[TheRetroZombie]

wtf? you skipped the part where the guy goes, "Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!"

[zxcbyyyy]

As bad as this is I find it really funny and to point out none of these people are actually actors.

[Ravenous11yt]

i like the story of peter

[fishman148]

ok i am hooked. i will stop the review there so i can watch the full version myself first.

ps you are offering narration not a review. you in japan? me too. i am in da-saitama.

peace

[ccanime36]

bro-vow  *clapping*

[EmoDeathStar121]

ok people do you think its a bad flim or cast if barbra stryson was the morher and robyn willims was the father would it still be a bad flim just a tought and random people

[breetherooster]

I know I would still see it as a bad film even if A-List stars partook in this film's realization.

[EmoDeathStar121]

True mr its a personal favouirt so ill defend it to the last lol but you are right its not good and just a presonal favouirt to me

[DanSelli88]

lol yo the sister can't act

[TheRedVolta]

ROFL this movie is soo fucking funny it's so horrible it's great, like how the actors are trying to hard to pretend like thier not moving at the dinner table scene, and for some reason theres green shit on thier food and they pay no care in it like wtf??? lol the best part is like the green koolaid the guys drinking it's just such shitty props at a dinner table

[TheRedVolta]

OMG i can't take it the girl is so horrible at acting, like a million times worse then everyone else in the movie

[TheRedVolta]

ugnnnn the bad acting it's killing me!!!

no seriously i hate bad acting it ruins the whole fucking movie, im always picky about movie acting but still this is just plain horrible, it's so horrible it's funny

[rocksoliddude1]

oh my gooooooooooooooooodddddddddddd­d!!!!!!

[FantasmaLuna]

Was this movie ever on MST3K?

[JaymzLea]

No, but there is a RiffTrax of it.

[bubblegum6138]

lol

[bubblegum6138]

dumb movie

[bubblegum6138]

funny

[cartmammainia]

Yeah, real beef jerky is awesome.

[hanaryukoku]

For a second there when the father was undoing his belt, I thought he was going to punish the boy by peeing on him haha. Kind of makes more sense in a way...

[Esaink]

That's exactly what I thought!

[jmm1233]

this film is bad in it's very bad acting

[gerardtiberius]

O gosh i remember this movie.

[urverksapelsin]

At 1:22, the girl with freckles, she is so cute. Who is she? Any girl with freckles makes me think of Evangeline Lilly in Lost.

[liberalguy123]

damn... you stopped the clip before the infamous "Oh my Gooooooooooood!"

[sallyalmoussa]

no man...ur wrong...i think its good movie and i like it

[rctecopyright]

Yeah my favourite movie (not really) but even though I am not a child of the 80's this movie carried over to my by way of my uncles. Scared me a little bit for my age. It was mainly all the green stuff though. All I remember is the last scene which did freak me out. Tis really all I can remember of it.

[giggleweed420]

Dude you are too funny!

hahaha

[charlielou1]

Ha ha I was sooo scared of this film as a kid!!!! WHY!!

[apgeegpa]

you remind me of Curtis from Twitch City

[claytonian]

Face? or mannerisms?

[apgeegpa]

mannerisms. And voice.

[zeejustin6]

totally agree :)

[ohbehavebaby]

and my boiz? xD

[maxumusprime]

rofl the trolls are like up yours nerd

[drcoxcentral]

Family Guy need to a whole episode making fun of this movie, but let's face it this movie was already comedy! :)

[YaDigMe357]

the first troll is CLASSIC!, the second is like wtf was the point?????????????????

[503ree]

hes not gay,hes bi,XD

[BonePizza]

i think Troll 1 was more Fantasy-Horror, not "Bloody Oh-God-Look-Out For-The_Serial-Killer"-Horror

[naeladurrani]

Gotta Love Troll 2... its the BEST WORST MOVIE

[bddrumline]

anyone notice that it seems like when seth snaps his fingers not everyone stops at the same time around 4:20? maybe its just me.

"dude this is disgusting, what happened to my career?"

[503ree]

ya i noticed it,wierd

[TheBalkanLion]

fuck yeah your the best comentator ever!!!

5* i use to wtch this movie once i thoth it was good then agen i was probobly 6-7 year old

[bramb600]

Filmed in the 80's, so it's an 80's movie.

[redragoony1214]

iChat!

[jennytheripper]

ha your so funny

you should review more movies

[MrJoshCat]

it's a 90s movie

[Enzo012]

Made in the 80s though.

[blackcard23]

hmmm he pees on the food, but werent they holding some food?

[devmoran2]

lol at the end oh this is a good movie i like it a lot thats funny

[Arnold93]

Dude, you need to make more movie reviews because these are hilarious!

[Taraalcar]

I'm in Japan as well. And man, I hear you... I would kill for some beef jerky

[DivisionOtaku]

dear good. I remember, IO watched this thing as I was twelve and it run on tv.

But only today, I see how crappy this thing is.

And I really got afraid during the final scene of the movie?

I must be ashamed of myself.

Nonetheless, THIS is a bad movie!

And the actors... well soap niveau

[Olitod]

so true. when i went to japan and went to a dvd rental shop, they had all these shitty 80s horror movies. i saw one called "attack of the killer condoms".... WTF

[CheeseWheel3]

Nung ammom raaa omm ahu namaa ahu namaa gaa aug othaa arrung athraa nagagag rathag raa athraa NAAGAGHH YAHAGODA GOG AGAA AAAAA

[balrog13571]

Also I love that part you did with your eyebrows! That was hilarious!

[balrog13571]

I love unintentional comedies.

[rt16]

hey man, that wasn't cool. this movie taught me a lot of great life lessons.

Before this movie, I was pissing ALL OVER hospitality.

[besthax13]

we... needa doctor ma'am. please call the nearest hospital

[Ludlov]

The acting...it hurts...Oh my GOOOOOOOD!!!

[Deoceres]

Lmao your commentary made me laugh...this film has gotten a somewhat cult following with me and my friends XD

Do you see this writing?! Do you know what it means?! Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality....I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!

Best. Acting. Ever.

[caseybobacey007]

hahahha. I agree with pretty much everything you said about this movie. i actually timed Joshua... turned out to be way over 30 seconds.

And Elliot's deeefinitely gay.

AND by the way, hahah i fucking love your commentary.

[caseybobacey007]

this is probably my favorite movie of all time.

[gremy07]

Do you want some joshua

[eckhart79]

New way to discipline, tighten the belt!

[666ohIforget]

"Any sane person would just knock the food out of their hands..."

Lmfao, seriously.

But yeah, this is great. I haven't seen this movie before, I just came across all these videos. I get a good laugh out of them because of the horrible acting and everything.

I don't plan on watching it anytime soon... haha.

[davidonspecialk]

dude you need your won show on vh1. take over soup or something

[claytonian]

I will tell VH1 that I have your blessing; it's a sure thing!

[BlackBeWhite2k7]

This is hilarious, man. Can you believe there was actually third installment in this series

[abclml]

why didn't they call the movie goblins?

[RunyonGrn07]

ah troll 2.

the films intentions i will never really understand.

almost prefer it that way.

[Notawesomeatall7]

This is great, I favorited it 2 minutes into it. Yeah it's a really bad movie, but it rocks.

[Badbai87]

it's from 1990....I seen this movie as a kid, forgot the name of it, I remember the scene when the woman walks down the stairs and says "this is my house!" and she gives them the green drinks and the boy saying "Oh my Gooooood!", then I resently watched it....wow pure crap lol, I tend to like a lot of bad (which I think are good) movies from the 80's and early 90's but this was just awful, the original Troll was alright though.

[CharlieMurphy234]

this movie was made in 1992

[claytonian]

well I can't change the title now...

[freekstyle1080]

yeah you can

[claytonian]

No, this is what title people know the video by.

[freekstyle1080]

you can if you want though. i was just saying. but changing one number wont make a big difference. you can write it in the description

[sacredpigeon]

Damn, how did the goblin race survive this long if they only eat plantmen?

[mrsa101010]

LOL I thought that kid's dad was going to rape the boy after he peed on his food, but he was just tightening his belt...XD

[ZatarohrahkV2]

I saw this a few months ago.

I am scared for life.

[Rosmini2008]

Great video. Great intro.

[ZaffireWolf]

I have a feeling Japan's getting their extradition treaties ready.

[chiefmegadeth]

haha great acting NOT!!!!

Funny review!

[contourman]

You cut out "They're eating her...and they're going to eat me! Oh my Goooooooooooood!" That's the most famous bit!

[actorlady]

This is so funny...you should make another one =)

[YoYohana]

Embarrassing moment: I have been looking for this movie for SOOOOOO LONG! I remember loving this movie and I have been wanting to watch it again SO BAD! I've gone everywhere to rent it but it's NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!! I guess that should tell me something right? Thanks for the reminder. I have to say I spent MONTHS looking for this movie or even to remember the name. haha. I gotta say that after watching these here clippets I'm not sure I wanna see it anymore haha. Thanks again. Love your vids.

[razoproductions]

amazing review u should do more b movie reviews

[sonyflores]

OMG!!!!!!

I remember watching this...thanks for sending me back to therapy!

[actorlady]

Is yoko so like japanese slang? What happened to kunichiwa. I totally spelled that wrong.

[Maxxie753]

yokoso = welcome, as a greeting. Not as in you're welcome :)

[theirishhateyou]

OH, ELLIOT. IT WILL BE WONDERFUL.

I sure love their super-natural sounding lines.

[ilikejrock]

wtf! :D

[ellenlopez]

this is the first time i've ever seen this movie. it's really bad, but funny in an absurd way! :-)

[Splitndash]

nice clay

[poopdudejerk]

hahhahaha

[reversalasrever]

Great commentary. I love to hate to love this movie.

[acmei]

great commentary. so funny.

[GOPchick]

Oh! You cannot believe how much I enjoyed this! Please make a little series out of it, it's fricken hilarious!

[claytonian]

a series of movie reviews? Well, I have already done one; check for the floating classroom

[Adrienne007]

okay, i LOVED this film as a child! thanks for showing!

[hollowcaustic]

I can't wait for Troll vs. Leprechaun. Now if only they would release Troll 2 in blu-ray. I guess I'll just have to rub tabasco sauce in my eyes for the meantime

[sckoowadiddleywahoo2]

This is a funny set of vids Clayton ... thanks for making them :o)

[enderwigginsx]

its like a cheesy highschool play... lol