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  • ROTF.....Brilliant and so Assholish all at the same time. Love the point...but I am really hoping there wasnt a real person you told such to.

  • It's not God's fault.. It's ours for doing stupid things. Like when you're a kid and your mom says to get a jacket because it's cold, and you don't and you catch a cold. Its not God's fault. Also, nobody really knows God's will. So we will pray! Because you never know what can happen.

  • jesus and moses gay

  • Thats funny cause man made cancer chemicals in our fast food and put fluoride in our toothpaste. So is God causing sin or men causing sin against men? Swine flu wasnt real? lol I will pray for her and God will judge you brother.. love you .. i will be praying for you not to get cancer from eating McDonalds and jack in the box, aids, and many other sickness and cancers cause by MAN not God.. Hospital bills are better then funeral bills.. slow death... ciggerettes any one?

  • Oh my Jesus Twat, you used to look so old!

  • If this is a joke, then it's gone too far. If it's not then, I'm seriously concerned for his well being.

  • you are fucked. i hope you die. i want to see u on the street and stab you in broad daylight

  • that shit was awesome. i am, of course, assuming that that was sarcasm...either way i got quite the laugh from it. :)

  • dude look at your face, theres no HUZUR, theres no BLISS IN YOUR FACE

    seriously, thats because you are no Muslim and because you are a bad man who insults at other religions and who says that praying is a sin?

    are you God and you tell us that praying is a sin?

    no you must follow GODS LIST and not your list of things that you tell us and you arent even a believer, man, damn you seriously

  • you know not gods will! dont speak on behalf of something if you dont know its plan,

  • may ALLAH show you the right way ;)

    and dont freak out, take patience

  • I just farted, and the sound coming from my ass was like "ALLAHU-AKBARRR"

    It's a miracle!

  • @U1984U

    oh dont laugh about it, when i saw your face i knew that you are a devil, your face is a fucking devil face dude,

    what wrong did i say? i hoped for you that he should show you the right way and save you from the hell, but you dont listen and you laugh about it... so thats it...hmm maybe your heart will change

  • @AvaTaRnAvAnCoD4

    Sorry, but I won't change my heart unless I have some disease and the doctors say I need a transplant. Otherwise I'm keeping my organs where they are.

  • AWESOME!

  • LOL you are silly. god ask for our prays and petitions. but i guess if you want something to be so wrong you make it sound horrible any way you can. praying does not hurt anyone. 

  • I believe you are God's right hand man. I bow only to you now. :)

  • Damn...... da fuck... he does have a point

  • pray for me please?

  • touche'

  • why do sinners think they can change the mind of the all knowing all powerful god?

    Praying trying to change gods mind is insane. GOD DOES WHAT HE WANTS NOT WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!!! SINNNNNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jesus told me to give a thumbs up!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHaHaHahahah­aha*Gasps for air, sniffs*AHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHaHaHaha­hahahaha!

    You sir, are a genius! =D

  • Jesus didn't stick them on their death bed. He cares about us praying isn't a sin you wanker. GO BACK TO SCHOOL and learn IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR THE SINNER LOOK AT THE FUCKING LANGUAGE YOU SAY ON YOUTUBE I WANT YOU OFF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!

  • @NiksMuzik12 your

  • Medicine is against Gods will too as diseases are the wrath of the almighty - not some stupid concept of baceria or some other microscopic shit. Thus all doctors and nurses are FUCKING SINNERS!. Praise the lord!

  • @GreatGungHolio if its a "stupid concept of bacteria" and if u dont believe in god...then y wouldnt it be the concept of bacteria you idiot...? OR if u do believe in god but u believe that god is evil b/c he "gives" ppl diseases then y wouldnt u be scared to go to hell?

  • @cool08player It’s known as irony, buddy. You’re supposed to laugh at the statement because it is so ludicrously false. See EdwardCurrent on youtube for a proper definition of bible thumping silliness.

  • IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS COMEDY AND NOT AN ACTUAL CHRISTFAG MESSAGE???

  • Really funny ending! :)

  • i know who ure god is and thats satan.who does death belong to is it not satan,Jesus heals changes people he is the way to freedom.and u satan stop ure lies,Jesus saves people from death he is the way to everlasting life.READ THE BIBLE AND STOP URE LIES U ANTI CHRIST,GOD BLESS U

  • @rhfweb shut the fuck up you stupid fucking christian go suck your god's dick and enjoy it fag!

  • fag

  • HAHAHAHAHA you crack me up!! ATHEISTS FOR THE WIN!!!!

  • Dont fuck wiith the Lord

  • Kind of like the Australian version of Fred Phelps. ROFLROFLROFL.

  • the only thing funny here is the gay dude in the video who has issues with God because of who he is..

    God desires no one to be sick..

  • @ImagesByDavid He is an atheist so has no issues with "god".

  • @DiverforPort

    he obviously does...the man has X amount of videos and its all hate for God or a god....the man is clearly disturbed.

  • Hahaha funny!!!!

  • This guy has a good point here. preachers stop touching children.

  • man I love this guy

  • Prayer is real!Thats how u talk to God

  • great video lol

  • Still gets a lol from me, this one.

  • @NonStampCollector aww thanks mate :)

  • AMEN and AMEN!!!

  • Your a shocker!

  • I will pray for you, brother.

    No, wait.

  • Good point hehehe Too much honesty father.. other fathers just lie about it giving false expectations and ask for the tithe of course

  • Spot on!!!! I like the aggressive approach to. 5*

  • HAHAHA!!!!

  • Like all of your videos, this one is also great.

    Still I find it a bit funny that such obvious bad ass such as yourself (I mean this as a total compliment) would have teddy bear on their bed :-)

  • God just commanded me to call him a douche....oops, there it is again; god is a douche.....I love doing the lord's work!!!

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  • Ha ha nice one 1G1J :)

  • @aerolove100  you are an idiot, fuck off sinner!

  • @aerolove100 For fucks sake English is NOT my first language but when I see native English speakers type like you just did it makes me want to puke all over you.

    You are definitely too retarded to have an opinion so instead of using a computer why don't you go to church and donate.

  • @aerolove100 LOL

  • I came

  • is this guy being sarcastic?

  • LOL XD hilarious. (does noone have a scene of humor!!!????

  • exactly religion contradicts itself everyway it goes its fucking bullshit evolution is true do u beleive in it

  • You're a genius!

    Keep spreading the good news, sir!

  • hahahah lmao

  • What the fuck? Religion has no proof. You're all fucking idiots

  • Praying in PUBLIC is definitely a sin:

    Matthew 6:5-6

    "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. . . . But when you pray, go into your room, close the door ..."

    If only believers would read their fucking book of fairy tales.

  • wow Mathew 6:5-6

    dosent mean sont pray in public it means dont go to church to look good around your church friends. mathew 6:6 says But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees WHAT IS DONE IN SECRET, will reward you. it means your prayer has to be from the heart not some fake stupid stuff.

    If any of you lack wisdom, you should pray to God, who will give it to you. (James 1: 5)

  • We have courage in Gods presence, because we are sure that he hears us if we ask him for anything that is according to his will. (1 John 5: 14)If they pray to me and repent and turn away from the evil they have been doing, then I will hear them in heaven, forgive their sins, and make their land prosperous again. (2 Chronicles 7: 14)

  • you're a nut

  • fag

  • MauriceMalone7, I'm sorry but didn't you know that your Bible is a man-made book mostly about ancient myths? You referencing the Bible is no better than when a Muslim is referencing the Quran or a kid is refencing Harry Potter.

    98% of Iranians are Muslims not because they are more stupid than you are but because they are equally easily brainwashed.

  • @ThinkingBetter The Quran is like by far nearly says the exact thing you would see in the Bible you stupid moron. Think before you actually say something that might get you shot and killed in a number of countries.

    And hell I'm not even Muslim. I was just bored enough to read on popular religions.

    I wish you to please open your mind and read up on something before complaining. In a way you're saying the Bible sucks. Since the Bible and Ouran is nearly the same!

    Congratulations.

  • @ThinkingBetter

    The Bible is a collection of stories and one of the oldest history books to date. It is the word of God. Of course it's man made. Jesus loves you and although I don't know you, I'll pray for you. God bless. :)

  • Matthew 7:7 -- "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

  • i'll pray for you.

  • go fuck your self

    you know that is a sin and your going to hell for that you

    -if you pray youll burn

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  • XD i cant tell if you're being serious, but i love this

  • buahahahaaaaaaaaaa

    youre funny

  • Concerning suicide rates, this is the one indicator of societal health in which religious nations fare much better than secular nations. According to the 2003 World Health Organization's report on international male suicides rates (which compared 100 countries), of the top ten nations with the highest male suicide rates, all but one (Sri Lanka) are strongly irreligious nations with high levels of atheism.

  • praying for a dying person isnt a sin,its asking god to change his decision

  • Except god is supposed to be perfect, so any decision he makes is the perfect one.

  • obvious troll is obvious

  • The cancer spot had me rolling in the floor. The religious idiots can't stand being made fun of. Keep it up, man!

  • WOW not at all nice yet on your profile you say you are Friendly, outgoing, sexy, accepting and loving. From that post you are none of those things, I'd not wish death on anyone, unless they had really done something wrong.

  • lol a week ago you were saying this will attract perverts and yet here you are again ;D

  • I was not talking about this video, I was telling someone else their video would attract perv's. How would this video attract perv's?

  • Oh aye, beg my pardon ;)

    *goes and checks the perv attractor vid*

  • Thats OK. I thought after I had posted people would think I was talking about this video.

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  • creator doesn't mean Yahweh

  • It actually makes sence you know?

    Darn it sure does.

  • BEST RELIGIOUS SATIRE COMEDIAN EVER

    Godammit people, chill, he is a comedian

  • praise the lord!!!

  • Your not funny at all!

  • Well you know what your video is far from funny, I'd take it down id I were you, it will attract perverts.

  • Good stuff. :)

  • Is this funny? To me its just crude and obnoxious. Maybe thats the difference between Christians and atheists.  If a Christian made a counter video about atheists and was filled with this kind of material, it woud be just as repulsive to me. I just don't understand why its impossible to have a conversation without the attitude and sarcasm and hate... This guy is typical of athiest youtube celebrities. Only his voice is louder... if anyone wants a decent conversation, stop by my channel

  • Relax, it's just comedy.

  • Its not just comedy. It would be like me putting pretending to be a video and thenm to satire the immorality of athiests, the runaway pride that consumes them, the higher suicidal tendencies, the lack of family love and the terrible family relationships that are commonplace in atheists.... and then laugh it up as humor

  • It all depends how you word everything.

  • better than slaughtering millions of people over the years in the name of god, oh how they laughed back then

  • I know you commented on this awhile ago, but these were my exact thoughts.

  • Aww, he has a teddy bear. Praise Jesus!

  • wdf are u yelling can here u wen u spreak normal

    and i dont believe :D

  • I don't believe in god, god etc is bullshit imo :)

  • fight illness against gold will? why your fucking dick shit ass god give people knowledge... and than you say its against god will ? haha you are a cunt a moron a dick head a fagget, and if ther is a god... but i tell NO. ther is not one, If its there you go straight to your gayhell....

  • lol, 1GOD1JESUS is satire...he's not serious.

  • yes i have found out -.- lame me

  • No hard feelings, of course. I just like to give people the chance to watch from the right perspective and perhaps get some well deserved laughs out of it. Afterall, sometimes laughter is the best medicine...even for religion.

  • Being you is a sin haha

  • SO people believe in something that you want to believe in. Cause you might need it one day.

    ONE BIG BUTTTT

    DONT TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO BELIEVE IN!!

    CAUSE THEY ONLY THING YOU CAN BELIEVE IN IS YOURSELF

    PEACE OUT GOD LOVERS!!!

  • The bad thing is people with a strong believe in something can live longer. Because in bad times it helpes them to be strong. So they wont give up hope. You got to have hope.

    For example: if there is no food for me. i can sit and cry and die.

    Or i can believe that there will be food. Because some superpower might give me some food again.

    And you can give that superpower a name. like MEGA MINDY or GOD or ALLAH

  • A couple of years ago people believed in different kind of gods.

    Like god of the sun, god of the sea.

    But now we know that there is no god for that. We have one god left.

    For the stupid peaple that cant believe that we are here without any fucking reason than multiply ourself. just like any other organism.

    I pray for one thing and one thing only THAT STUPID PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN GOD WILL DISAPEAR IN EVOLUTION.

  • Listen to me you fucked up stupid idiot.

    We are together on one big planet.

    And we people are just like any other animal. Only the human (homo sapien) is evolved with a big fucking brain,

    So big int cant believe that it excits without any reason.

    We people want to believe that there is a god

  • Christians are blinded... you cant change them...many years and they still believe in this tale...

  • Holy shit. I haven't laughed that hard in a looooonnggg time. You're amazing!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • I think i almost had a heartattack from laughter! you legend, please keep it up

  • very funny vid :)

    5*

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  • Yes. Humor is subjective to the extreme. I love this, it brings back an old type of humor we call "python" here. Sexy stuff.

  • This guy is hilarious - you'd have to be seriously dumb to not get it.

  • one of my favorites : D

  • The problem with all these good arguments is that reason and logic does not affect a religulous brain. If it did then it wouldn't be religious.

  • what a fa-

    wait, you're just retarded

  • Its... irony....

  • i see deaf, i see blind

    you and i long for justice but you've offered a sadistic humor in place of truth with mockery and empty hate

    the joke was on you before it was on Christians at large

    i do not envy you one bit

  • Oh ok.

    You do realize that sadistic humour, victimless, is highly entertaining to lots of people? Now, remember the victimless part... Sadistic humor is only effective in a negative way when someone is hurt by images or words, and then produces new one in response. Anyone may ellect to turn away, it is completely your own choice.

  • and you expect society to grow rich with this kind of humor

    very sad indeed.

    almost sadistic, but thats just my opinion

    now, i must apologized if you were self conscious enough to believe that i was talking to you when i say "i see deaf, i see blind" then i must admit that you MIGHT be

    i do not envy you one bit

  • That is good. I don't want people to envy me, but live thieir own experiences.

    And it is good that others find you "sad". It means the relativity of individualism is alive and well. ;)

    Finally, I do not expect.

  • yes, for you see, its all made up in my head

    i mean just because i think murder is really really terrible doesnt mean everyone think so, how awful of a human being would i be if i ever to think so

    i mean, i know a few people who had become depressed over their lost love ones even to the point of suicide, but i guess thats just coincidental

    i mean i thought who ever think good is bad and bad is good was just a psychotic liar must be wrong because that opinion it only exist in my head alone!

  • but its not like other people other than me have real emotions anyway, they're just casters in my drama play

    after all, this is so irrelevant

    i mean, im suppose to be the only one important here

  • Well, glad I helped you figure that out. xD

  • lol....a very unique approach to get the point across. Socially taboo, of course, but it works.

    Lol...you're just a little too intelligent for this insane world.

  • geeez grow up dude

  • not true. a friend of mine had brain cancer, and he was in his deathbed, and we parayd for him, and he survived.

  • you know you made all that shit up. jesus said all liars like YOU burn in hell >:)

  • I think its funny how religious people get a kick out of telling people theyre going to Hell. Whether they are or not, doesnt that say something about yourself and where your going?

  • dude, its true!

  • I loved this! This is always the kind of thing I am saying to people whenever they bring anything religious up. If you haven't already, make a video about people seeing the Virgin Mary in regular everyday objects. The fact is that god apparently said there is only one god, and only one messenger between god and man, and that messenger is Jesus. Therefore if you see a depiction of anything other than Jesus and you feel all special, you are possessed by the fucking devil!

  • Thaaaank you for spreading the good word brother.. you know you are right! Thank the lord, Hallelooya! Yehovah!! Yehovah!! Yehovah !! nobody pwns like Yehovah!

  • Get off your lazy ass and make more vids. Spread the the truth!

    Yours truely,

    -GOD

  • LOL!!!

  • god doesn't hate gays!!!

    he just hates the sin!

    oh and did you know that if you blasfieme the holy spirit then god will NOT forgive you of that

    i hope you haven't done any of that in your vids xD iv seen 1 so far and... YEAH omg

  • well if you believe this...satan is the one who encourages the spread of diseases and badness xD

    anyway god didn't really invent evil, it all started off when satan was an angel in heaven and he became Jealous of god and he wanted to better than him so god kicked him out and some angles went with saten "aka" demons now

  • god kicked him out and some angles went with saten "aka" demons now

    God definitely kicked out the obtuse angle...it wouldn't follow the straight and narrow path

  • Excellent message. I hear ya sista!

  • i am very confident in this video arent l, lol :)

  • Very confident and wonderfully evil :)

  • The only people with opinions like this are obviously totally uninformed or misinformed about Christianity, or whatever this lunatic is talking about. but it DID make me laugh.

  • "That looks like a cancer spot.... thank YOU Jesus".

    I motherfucking LOL'd my ass off at that.

  • That's nice. I don't know if this is a troll or not .-.

  • Check this out.

    Religion

    Legion

    ReLEGION: Come up with a definion for this and I'll worship you (spiritually)

  • Damn it, I laughed my ass out!

  • Ouch... prolapsed colons can be a tricky thing to deal with :D

  • how many demons r in u lol.. call u legion x

  • hi-fucking-larious

  • I certainly hope this is satire...

    because seriously...

    it could be not.

  • yep. you are crazy. But ya, praying against god's will, that sounds a bit messed up to me too. (i was asked, something similar once)

  • Your whole channel is awesome but I can't get enough of this vid.

    You are my favorite aussie wanker. Cheers

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  • ha ha, this is actually a tough one.

    because yes, Christians believe God has a Sovereign plan for everyone(even if it includes cancer) -but- God also wants us to ask Him for help and healing(it says that in the Bible). so how should Christians pray?

    it's a paradox... first, always pray that God's will be done.. second, if you feel led to ask for healing, then pray to God that He would heal you.... either way, pray to God, He wants that sort of relationship.

    good vid, 5 stars(satan stars)

  • @CapnnOrdinary

    Ouch. Imagine if you drank some poison, and I had the antidote, but I wouldn't give it to you unless you asked me. And imagine that even if you did ask, I still might not give it to you. Just a wild stab in the dark, but I'm guessin' that you wouldn't "love" me, nor would a "relationship" with someone like me be very healthy.

  • no, i think it's more like this.

    you drank the poison... God realizes that you can't "heal" yourself, so he sends someone(Jesus) to show everyone what they must do to "make themselves better"... but at this point, you don't believe you drank poison, in fact, you believe that -Jesus- is offering you poison, so you continue to reject it... all the while people around you are telling you that they are "healed", but you don't believe them and you continue to reject.

  • God doesn't seem very smart in your scenario. Personally, if I loved someone, and they were in danger, I wouldn't delegate to someone who couldn't get the job done. I'd do it myself, and if I couldn't, then I wouldn't be so powerful, or wise, or worthwhile. In fact, if I were God, then it would've been me who exposed them to the poison in the first place. Think about it. All God has to do is show Himself, and I'm saved; I'm on board. Why doesn't He?

  • 1. God did get the job done, He sent His Son to pay for our sins.

    2. the "poison" is the -choice- your are making to reject God.. if you don't have free-will to make your -own- choice, then there can't be real love.

    3. God did show Himself, Jesus, and yet we still killed Him... if you are open, ask God to reveal Himself to you in an authentic way that would hit home to -you-... keep searching for it doode.

  • God is supposed to be omnipresent. It would be nothing for Him to physically show Himself to me right now. Why would he dare risk my eternal soul to the "choice" of believing in a book written nearly 2000 years ago? Sloppy. Too sloppy to be God. Too many arbitrary requirements to be God. No. If there is a God, then I would give Him much more credit than that, and I think He would appreciate that. He might have some questions for YOU though.

  • that's why it's about "faith" bro'.

  • mATE I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

  • lol

  • ahahahahahaha =)) AWESOME !!!!

  • AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHHAHA

    bloodddyyyy BRILLIANT!!!!!!

  • you're high on crack

  • magick.....great.....totaly agree