CoDBO - Golden Brokimbo Skorpion Stories w/ Sp00n 2 Ep.15

[mats3010]

"its never a good day for call of duty" xcal 2011

[YKballer07]

=)

[CloneCoalition21]

I dont know if anyone of you picked it up when sp00n says Gud dimmit and i just died a little inside chuckling.

[MrDropxshotxking]

Dude ur my friend steelcurtain13d

[DrunkCashews]

lol every dom game i play with dual skorpions i get a 2kd or higher. i guess they do work magic

[NerraDarreN]

"I'M GOING FOR THE QUUAAAAAD"

*jumps in epically*

*there's only one guy there*

[Rickyardo4863]

What would happen if u were the one who used famas? Hmmmm

[sdfizz]

nice tampon commercial youtube

[fttrx2]

if i were in a lobby with xcal i would just be like "HEY ITS THE THIRD!!"

[Xxflattop67xX]

@fttrx2 if i were in a lobby with xcal i would just be like "HEY ITS SP00N!!"

[SaintPhoeniix]

5 new zombies maps on August 23rd. Which means Xcal makes 4 half hour videos on the 23rd. #CantWait

[0SniperzInGodMode]

why have i never seen these stories!!! Nooo

[DanielTosh211]

this class is the fucking best, akimbo skorpions suck ONLY in gun game cuz u cant use steady aim. they're so boss, they usually get me dogs. 5th top gun, uzis at 4th. lol

[trax10197]

how did he get tactical mask pro, i cannot get kills with my nova :(

[MrRandomCalibur]

@trax10197 Dude, you dont litterally kill them with it. Throw it, let someone walk into it, then shoot them.

[kingTbushido]

@trax10197

just play some hardcore ;)

[szeller71]

@Jrski710 Ah, my mistake then! Thanks for letting me know.

[LeagueofLegendsTeam]

@7:50 sp00n is like "woooooow........wow peter." his impression of Lois from family guy. F*CK sp00n! Y U SO FUNNY?!?!?!

[TheModernwarfare2009]

@xXTYs117Xx well it didnt

[vydeogoy]

it's funny that they played this 2 months ago

[southpark095]

golden pm63 stories?

[Samuwri111]

that famas guy was sooo shiit lmfao, ninja pro famas in domination really? ur that bad you need both famas and ninja in a game mode where no one uses ninja . (Rage)

[panteraboosh]

@Samuwri111 if that annoys you, i was in a game wher 4 people on the enemy team where using the exact same class as each other, Ghost pro Warlord pro Second Chance pro with a rapid fire grip 74u

[SuperTwitch32]

wtf!?!?! someone is on top of xcal?

[MaistroDavid]

sp00n <3

[Scot2hott2k9]

Wish I could play games with friends, record it, upload it, and make money..

[Vaan40Productions]

@Scot2hott2k9 I wish I had friends.

[pwnedbyfishies]

@Vaan40Productions forever alone? me too



[Vaan40Productions]

@pwnedbyfishies Nope. Just hate everyone.

[anquaa]

Road to Bromander?

[KappaHakka]

Golden Brokimbo "last shotgun" Stories pls

[aeliayousaf]

BURP!!

[UnBr0kenW1ng]

P90 Big Ammo Stories

[roborocks93]

@UnBr0kenW1ng u cant get p90 on bops cAN U?

[Mikeyminc]

Voice is a little annoying but gameplay's good lol

[madmother83]

zombies with spoon and blametruth

[hellomotto37]

xcal u be spamming us and i love it

[TheZarkon93]

@xcalizorz Thank you. I just started using the olympia yesterday and... guess what? I had the funniest and enjoyable matches i've ever done...

[iiScoobie]

xCal's Blops videos are the only Blops videos I watch on YouTube :D

[wwefreak65]

spoon should do a spawntrapping series called spawnerism ^^

[NimbleBanana]

zombies please?

[an0nim0uz]

"Play like a tryhard, score like a scrub."

Perfect description of 95% of all BO players.

[fttrx2]

@an0nim0uz theres like 10% on youtube i dont really think 50% of subs dont know how to play the game but it sure seems like 95%

[Grant2kPro]

@an0nim0uz i play like a tryhard but score like a champ" lol is there a difference? ;P

[rangerrr197]

@an0nim0uz 99,9%, but oh very well...

[NoxDoubt1]

5:11 was the most epic triple kill i have ever seen.

[ryanstr1996]

It should be akimbro not brokimbo.. Just sayin

[joakims09]

@ryanstr1996 clever GUY. lol

[lionshare101]

Lets get a little more Zombie action!!!!



[RamSG9]

Akimbro

[ePsil0n74]

Brokimbo just doesn't sound right.

Akimbro Skorpions.

[ThaBoss130]

I still don't see why people hate ghost. I personally prefer flak jacket or scavenger, but I dont have a problem with ghost. And I often used cold blooded in mw2 and uav jammer in cod4, but they weren't overpowered at all

[H4L0PL4Y3R4L1F3]

@ThaBoss130

Stopping power rivaled cold blooded/ UAV Jammer in past CoDs, while ghost really has nothing huge to counter it. Although, i have to say, ghost doesn't really bother me unless the user is literally sitting in a corner, and i often use it myself.

[electivebrute1]

I tried out this loadout today and my highest score was I think 5600 with 50 sumthing kills with 5 or 6 deaths it's AWESOME!!!!!

[geunhokim35]

any advice on getting 20 kills of enemies disoriented by nova gas?

[TheMightyRakesh]

@geunhokim35 Play Domination, and throw it on the B flag, if you are behind someone, throw it first and then when you get one hit marker with the Nova gas, Kill EM! That counts at 1.

[ib9wink]

"I'M GOIN FOR THE QUAD"!!

*1 guy*

lol, awesome as always

[BarryMintz]

@zNoahx Ha, i was taking the piss. It was a joke you tit.

[Everythingairsoft123]

only noobs use famas...

[Husani759]

If I saw you guys in the lobby against me, my famas would be in FULL EFFECT.

[MuffWizard92]

seriously, how does this guy play with one friend, use akimbo smgs and hold a 3 cap for so long on every map going....

[TH3PUN1SH3R92]

@MuffWizard92 bc xcal>god

[H4L0PL4Y3R4L1F3]

@MuffWizard92

Dual wield Skorpions with steady aim is the most underrated setup in Black Ops, try it out sometime if you never have.

[Ac3Windu]

@H4L0PL4Y3R4L1F3 thumbs this on. my go to guns on Firing Range. its my Xcal class.

[MuffWizard92]

@H4L0PL4Y3R4L1F3 Tried it last night, they are awesome!

[LTownBallaz]

I wouldn't mind them playing forever, more videos for us right..

[foxcheese101]

@BarryMintz if ur talking bout the ak74u he isnt going to use it its a common sub machine gun

[BarryMintz]

@foxcheese101 Yes i know, i was joking. the class i suggested was a joke because it's the 'noobiest' thing to use, exactly what xcal hates.

[Checkeredboy95]

WHat's the yellow thing that always comes up when he uses the flashbangs?

[KurryKanKill]

@Checkeredboy95 tac mask pro - tells you where the enemy is.

[thetimebandit419]

@Checkeredboy95 Tac mask pro, shows where enemies are that you hit with flashbangs

[johndeereguy8100]

i love shit facing people with the olympia and then at the end of the game they call you a noob when the were the ones using the famas and ghost

[IAmTheEpiicNinja]

Ever since the first game you uploaded using akimbo skorpions, that's the only gun I've bene using.. besides olympia and m60 big ammo.

[MrCenarko]

Zak Ryder was on raw : D

[jshadow25]

Thank you for showing me the way of using guns that aren't assult rifles, xcal. I went 30-5 using skorpions today.

[igorchillipeppers123]

@jshadow25 nice score, GUY! wait. were you using skorpions with flack jacket, steady aim and marathon on wmd?

[yeaahhbudddy]

alright, thumbs up lets do this LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY­YYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIINNNNN­NNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[isaidwe]

Why does xCal hate dropshotting?

[TTYounga]

@isaidwe cos people using default layout hate drop shotters and tactical layout people hate panic knifers. it's because you can't do both effectively

[MultiBioniclefan]

@TTYounga, xcal plays on tactical.

[TTYounga]

@MultiBioniclefan i thought that was obvious from what i said

[igorchillipeppers123]

@isaidwe cuz its gay.

[AlexBiker]

Xcal: Bro96A (L96A) stories. Who wants it? I know I do.

[13WARMACHINE]

flamethrower stories please ?

[x98jx9x896x]

how do u get golden guns

[YouGotTheMute]

@x98jx9x896x Once you reach 14th and 15th Prestige you unlock the classified camo " gold " for 50,000 cod points.

[KrAzYMaSoN99]

thumbs up if u think xcal should play zombies more!

[1XxSebastianX]

I hope they never reach summit.

[zn0rffs]

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhh POWERFUL !

[AcockalypseFTL]

See xcal, there is hope in random players :P

[xWiREDx5NiP3Rx]

Bring Back Zombies!

[s6ber]

@xWiREDx5NiP3Rx YES we all miss zombies, but im sure he has good reason for not playing that, hope to see some soon!

[flambee1986]

@xWiREDx5NiP3Rx Zombies are boring..... repeated bullcrap over and over again.

[MonsterMusicCovers]

Do you have a Facebook page we can like? :D If not, can you make one?

[ElCapitanoNL]

Euhm yeah, don't want to hate... But, start a series without Spoon? Like them better tbh.

Sorry Spoon.

[JPSEA00]

No! I was throwing PLASHES! 3:09, lol

[TheRETROBOI]

I AM IN LOVE WITH THE OLYMPIA I AM LEVEL 29 AND I ALREADY HAVE 278 KILLS WITH THE OLYMPIA ADD ME: BL4ZIN14

[DemonicDenton84]

Play like a try hard,

Score like a scrub!

[fearvamp]

@DemonicDenton84 Thats my motto =P

[DragonFire606]

@jawzfan12 to rape even better

[Jaay2o]

"IM GOIN FOR THE QUAD SPOON!!"

(Only 1 guy around the corner)

Problem xcal?

[ojeffnumber1fan]

When Xcalizorz is talking, can everyone playing the game hear him? Or just Spoon?

[Tehbestshot]

@ojeffnumber1fan Probably just spoon. i'd imagine they're in a party

[ojeffnumber1fan]

@Tehbestshot Yeah, that's what I thought. Everytime Xcalizorz talks, you can see this little icon by the mini map. looks like a party icon to me.

[Bburnsie123]

@ojeffnumber1fan he has it playing through his headset and tv so you can still hear the people talking in game chat

[XxxAlexHD]

I just love how xcal puts videos up like nothing, and the best thing is that hes not a money whore

[DarkCyberElf]

@XxxAlexHD and this is why i don't understand why he doesn't have almost 4 million subs like RWJ or something, regardless of him being known for Black Ops, he is just as entertaining if not more so....

[grozemaatjuh]

@DarkCyberElf he doesnt has this much subs because he didnt post alot MW2 when that was soo populair, and also stopped with BO for a while. thats also why Blametruth has so les subbs

[xUnknownSwede]

@XxxAlexHD what is wrong making money of youtube?

[JGonz4499]

@xUnknownSwede What he means by money whore is all you care about is the money, xcal likes the money but he cares about his viewers and subscriber. Therefore, he's not a money whore. :)

[joakims09]

@XxxAlexHD dedicated to his subs :)

[henkekk]

"Don't hate" is turning in to a legendary xcal quote :)

[Mobleyx3]

I love these stories, but that echo is so annoying D:

[BlackbirdTerrorist95]

If Xcal used Famas all the time, he would be Rank 1 on the leaderboards.

[max444444440]

lol dual skorps are pro i use them myself to be honest

[RabbieInfestedMouse]

Golden Infared M14 Stories!

[ASwiftHippie]

Why do your dual scorpions kill so much faster than my dual scorpions? I don't get it. It takes longer than that to kill people on combat training for me. And I don't think accuracy can be an issue with an all hipfire weapon... TreyArc hates me.

[foxcheese101]

@ASwiftHippie xcal tends to get host alot it might be ur connection so maybe not all ur bullets are registering cuz of ur connection

[Tool0GT92]

Akimbo Skorpions = 40-20 damage.

Assuming minimum damage, 40 shots X 20 = 800 damage

Player health = 100

Why does it take 40 shots to kill one guy then?

[AtPGaming]

@Tool0GT92 Because shots have damage drop off, miss from the recoil/connection etc.

[98Thecodfather]

@Tool0GT92 because its hipfired and most shots miss

[xPSRiSe]

@Tool0GT92 cos hip fire spread sucks and you probabaly will hit 3-4 of those bullets

[halodude548]

@Tool0GT92 90% of them miss

[MisterMan4Twon]

If you keep fucking telling Xcal to play with an Assault Rifle, then ofc he'll get pissed and not want to use it.. I'm perfectly happy with his videos as they are, he needn't change a thing..

[Trekee4Life]

I fucking use the akimbo skorpions all the time 1 of my favourite guns the use since i started watching Xcal way back when

[Ix7VickxI]

nice ...... guy!

[midgetunited09]

pfff impresive game from xcal again. only thing he can go negative with is a dragonov. great player

[tchunu]

@midgetunited09 and he even went positive with that shit lmfao

[zulfor94]

I'M GOING FOR THE QUAAAD!!!! ah it's only a single...

I enjoy so much watching xcal's commentaries but I could never inspire myself of his gamestyle cuz theres no way I'll ever go positive with akimbo skorpions... I watch him cuz he's one of the only commentator that looks like having fun playing and he's damn hilarious!!

[ne1gh7]

MW2 "X" STORIES PLEASE, WHERE "X" IS ANYTHING YOU GENTS WANT TO USE.  please and thanks.

[aaronyasko]

I think you should be able to lock onto Xcal with a Strela.......just to have a chance

[PhenomMatty]

in my experience of COD and the hours ive played their is always one guy, i call him, shotgun guy, he goes 50+ kills, less than 10 deaths all the time, you cannot kill shotgun guy, he kills you.

[roborocks93]

@PhenomMatty lol only in shitty mw2

[BWYz3]

Xcal's hitmarkers sound so sexy <3

[metalema6]

@BWYz3 3:06 It was sp00n

[blackangel1326]

I wanna see Xcal use an assault rifle just once, and rape everything.

[eminem12345100]

@blackangel1326 look up xcal live session 1 episode 8.(i think thats the right one anyway.) he gets pissed and pulls out a famas.

[Tman11115]

@blackangel1326 In a video a little while back he pulled out a famas and immediately got dogs

[UnderCoverPope]

@blackangel1326 why? u cant tell bro stories with those overused 'assholet rifles'; galil, famas, aug, g11

[Uberpwn242]

@blackangel1326 He did in the S.M.A.P.C.F series. He used the Enfield. He went 45-5.

[markubowski]

@blackangel1326 agreed :)

[StunningLlama]

@blackangel1326 Thats like giving chuck norris steroids, just too unfair.

[blackangel1326]

@StunningLlama Haha, nice one! XD

[Blazerx75]

@StunningLlama That and whats unfair about chuck norris is when he plays black ops and he get one kills he gets all three of his killstreaks which is: Attack dogs , chopper gunner, and a death machine..

[CrashxoBandicoot]

@blackangel1326 he used the enfield recently, and did ok.

[riopieboy]

@blackangel1326 he did use a famas during a live com once, picked it off the ground and went insanely positive while chanting "use famas, get good game"

[MA6lC]

@blackangel1326 /watch?v=YHv75BgxLAU&feature=c­hannel_video_title - Wish granted.

[blackangel1326]

@MA6lC Haha, I found that one while searching earlier, but thanks anyway :D

[hawksman55]

@blackangel1326 too bad xcal refuses to use good guns

[RChuckNorris]

@blackangel1326 watch his old vids...

[Yrian96]

@blackangel1326 live commentary session on crisis

[MrEazy12]

@blackangel1326 He did and he went 75-5 lol

[MrSaint4life]

@blackangel1326 he used the m14 in SMAPFC

[vinsanity227]

@blackangel1326 go watch his cod4 videos then

[Vt3kbOi]

@blackangel1326 Thers a reason why his attention is on the Olympia, Skorpions, M60 and Draganov. The assault riffle is juuust tOo easy...whatafuckin BEEAST. xD

[TheHatedHobo]

@blackangel1326 there is a game of dom on crisis where he goes 10-12 with akimbo scorpions and then goes like 59-3 when he switches to a famas it was in one of his live com sessions

[blackangel1326]

@TheHatedHobo Well, how did he lose 9 deaths? I know he's Xcal and all, but...

[TheHatedHobo]

@blackangel1326 i meant once he switched for the famas he goes 59-3

[XCLyon]

9:40 Best motto of all time.  Ever.

[teddyinjapan]

Like he said, it would take forever to render all the audio. You don't have to do it next time. I will still enjoy the video with just his voice recorded through the game mic.

[uppitycracka]

"there's a guy with a famas camping in the middle building."

"uhh, yeah...there's a guy with a famas everywhere, actually."

[iWillB3Famous]

nova gas again spoon?

[PsicoRulez]

bRoPG  stories?

[MrTrevoc555]

When using the akimbo scorpions, I tend to hit the triggers HARD in an attempt to make it have longer range. Due to this and my frequent use to it, my brobox controller is starting to wear down. This heightens the rate in which I will quit Black Ops.

Oh wait, It's Black Ops. *turns off controller and plays CoD4 or Mass Effect on PC*

Awesome vid as always, xcal. =D

[El96Santo]

did anybody else notice sp00n with the cleveland voice?

[SovietSpy44]

BroPG stories!

[SuperChickenthief]

Brovagas stories?

[RobotGoose]

@SuperChickenthief Brovagas? :S

[SuperChickenthief]

@RobotGoose Yes, brovagas :p

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