13) Greek God of Awesome

[TheGreatDissolve]

solidgold451

[shalashaskalives]

i like this progressive hair growth, you've gone from 50's well groomed employee, to lumberjack street vagrant. possibly begging exclusively from lumberjacks.

[katConfidential]

wait, you're THE Jordan Middlebrook?

*looks down and stands shocked at the sudden peeling off of all her clothes*

[denitson777]

everybody loves middlebrook advice!

[obsquatch]

Hi, I'm Jordan Middlebrook, the Greek God of you being naked. Don't mind my complete lack of legs. Did you know that I taste like chicken?

[solidgold451]

Hey Jordan, you are awesome. Obs you rock

[MaggzGretch]

heres a bra hint, there's such a thing as a front do-up :P

[misspacman08]

online youtube scrabble competition? im there.

wikipedia tells me morpheus sleeps on an ebony bed in a dimly lit cave, surrounded by poppy flowers.

you know he musta been doin some opium.

ps. i get to be Nyx - goddess of the night.

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Dude, you should write "/$%? jingles for a "/%$& living. Everytime I watch this show I spend the freakin day singing it....

[solidgold451]

Ha ha thanks man

[depointless]

i love middlebrooks advice

[solidgold451]

thanks, it's usually good

[Ziggystarla]

question: which Greek goddess would I be? [I'm interested in your opinion]

[solidgold451]

I will have to get back to you

[solidgold451]

HESTIA. She gave up her seat as one of the Twelve Olympians to tend to the sacred flame on Mount Olympus. Seems like you would give up something special to tend to something important to others. You put others before yourself.

[Ziggystarla]

thanks, Jordan =]] I like it.

[TodaysTheDayEh]

Haha,

haha, they would totally peel off for you.

I would not borrow money either, yum, legs for breakfast?

:]

[solidgold451]

chicks love me

[saultheturtle]

If someone owes me money for over a month, I take an equal amount of blood (in ounces) to the money they owed me. So far, not one late return :D

though shelby does just have a week left...

[novanine]

I will never attemp to borrow money from you

unless I have been smoking crack and think it's a good idea to have my legs eaten.