The Battle of Tours

[freddymagick]

the Muslims never seem to talk about this they always seem to bitch about the crusades

[Naseer958]

This is why the fucking Americans sent Hammer (which is named after Charles Martel) fighters to Iraq only to remind Muslims of that defeat.. However, Americans wasn't having a leader like Charles Martel but only Bush who ruined the US and the world economies by declaring such fucking war...FUCK USA

[outrider30]

looks like the Monty Python cavalry

[bosatsu76]

Monty Python... clippety clop.. clippety clop....

[treon123456]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[rmwtsou]

Great production! A+ except for one minor detail: Charles Martel was never made "King of the Franks". When Theuderic IV of the Merovigians died in 737, the throne was vacant and Martel did not name himself King but rather took the title of "maior domus and princeps et dux Francorum." His son, Peppin the Short, however took the title of King of Franks in 752.

[benjiAkatosh]

De tout temps les Arabes se sont fait massacré^^ par les Grecs, par les Grecs à nouveau sous Alexandre, par les Romains, par les Mongoles sous Gengis Khan, les Européens lors des croisades et par les États-Unis d'Amérique, les armées arabes sont très merdique^^

[minhounou]

@benji C'est faux. En réalité, la civilisation arabe a rayonné durant des siècles. Lors de l'expansion de l'Islam au VIIème siècle, ces peuples étaient plus avancés que les Européens durant le Moyen-âge.

Ils avaient beaucoup plus de connaissances dans de nombreux domaines, notamment dans la médecine. Il ne faut pas oublier que les Arabes ont conquis 90% de l'Espagne et du Portugal durant des siècles. En ce qui concerne les croisades, les Chrétiens ont perdus de nombreuses batailles décisives.

[thearabsword1]

هههههه اغبياء hahahaha stupid crusaders why are you screeming alalal we are not the red indians we are arabs ... anyway in the end islam will rule

[Dhimmicrats]

I agree with you thearabsword1. Islam is weak because it sucks satans cock much like moohamhead sucked pig cock. Thanks for pointing that out.

[thearabsword1]

You should look at the history of the Arabs before saying anything

[thearabsword1]

Why all this amplification of that battle .. The numbers of Muslims in that battle a few .. While the number of Europeans are great. Led by Charles Martel

[murfdasurfer]

@thearabsword1 Wrong, the Muslim army was much greater in size. The prob was that they under estimated their oponent. They charged up hill, a no no in war. And their generals were not disciplined enough.

[thearabsword1]

@murfdasurfer no my dear who told you that ....... ! ! ?? what are they teach you ???

in europe 

[HolyZion]

@thearabsword1

If Charles Martel's army was greater in numbers, he would have attacked the Moslems before their army regrouped. He also wouldn't have use trees to disguise his numbers.

[ignitethedawn]

was this for a class? hope you got an A. this is done with humor and accuracy! I loved it!

[ShaneBarbera]

yeah it was for a history class and we got an A, hahah Thanks man

[MadameEncoreplus]

@ShaneBarbera

it' is very funny but in 732 it is the battle of Poitiers, a battle or Charles, illicit son of Pepin of Hersdall earned his nickname of ' Martel ' in francique 'Hammer ' for the violence of battle, the hammer was a war weapon, but it is only several years later that charles Martel and his brother Childebrand beat the arabo-Muslim troops definitely .Charles Martel is the grandfather of Charlemagne. Sorry for my poor English

[DoNotEnter2009]

Yeah Charles Martel!

[Vayner11]

GREAT VID.

[dd1857]

FUCK ISLAM AD FUCKL MUSHAMMAD

[roomie4rent]

That guy with the huge magic marker beard made me piss myself. Also, that sequence at 6:24 has to be the most randomly funny thing I've ever seen - Martel just stabbing dead bodies in a blood thirsty rampage, lol.

[Linkster2o]

I wasted 10 minutes of my life on this video, but it was a 10 minutes well spent!

[InvaderNatDT]

legends, nice vids

[darkdanu89]

lol the fighting scenes are hillarious, job well done guys, 5 stars lol :))

[2dSSDasReich]

The Battle of Tours This was one of the most important battles of western civilization. Charles "The Hammer Martell" defeated the Islamic armies along with the defeat of Islamic armies by the Byzantine Empire saved Europe from these hordes or invaders and Christanity.

[KingRaffers]

thanks to Charles Martel, if the muslims had succeeded.. ALL of Europe becomes muslims :(

[Naseer958]

@KingRaffers But if Muslims won that war, you would say Thanks to Abdulrahman who led Europe to the proper path of GOD

[BuckFush425]

masta ace

[westhog]

this is totally inaccrurate!

the Muslims had duct tape technology at the time but the Franks did not -which makes the Frankish victory all the more impressive.

also the Muslims had stick camels but not stick horses.

[wasincox]

No, they didn't have duct tape technology, they also had horses. Anyway, mind your own history american.

[westhog]

so your saying the Muslim army tours wasn't armed with cardboard swords wrapped in duct tape but they did have stick horses?

what an astonishing revelation.

you must have a PHD in history

[usmilitiadude]

This is terrible.

[Typon]

We, the christian people, the western people are all charles Martel's sons!!! GOD bless my ancestors who saved the europe and thus the americans continents and the sub sahara africa from the disgusting islamic religion of shit!!! WAR christians!!! DIEU LE VEUT!!!!!

[klined]

did you forget about spain

[Typon]

spain has been invaded and occupied for several centuries, how did they stop the muslims to attack the rest of europe?

[Dtoo]

Spain was occupied for several years before tours not centuries. Spain had been fighting the muslims before they reached Tours. Then Tours was an epic battle and turning point from which the reconquest would start

[Udthinkthat]

the battle of tours and the battle of poitiers are the same thing, just called different things by the different armies

[grayt91]

i like how angry people get on youtube over pointless shit

[yoshiXgirl]

yea thats the best thing about videos

*insert stupid after about*

Yoshi Girl wuz here :P

[Koley716]

ur video sucks ass ours is better

[Zenner84]

I am Charles Martel is this video. And it is not the battle of poitiers you dumbass

[romanswinter]

Best. Video. Ever! If I was a woman I would have your babies.

[coldmonkeycracker]

This fucking rocked!!!!

*****

[fafs88]

732 this is the battle of poitiers

[HornPlayer983]

Poitiers and Tours are the same battle

[Stanger182]

Geek squad unite!

"la la la la la" - haha