Scrubs 503 - My Day at the Races [1/3]

[kirsti1234567890]

wow isn´t that woman ( 5:41 ) from episode `my musical`

[poisonviper1]

Wow, I so saw that Safety Dance coming!

[TheKauders]

Why is jd getting kick out it flat it his

[1Shamsi3]

hey everyone if you wanna check out a new comedy channel check out "fttnh" hopefully you like it

[RickardoMute]

Awesome intro Scene(s)

[DarkBlueSky91]

I am sorry, but who would trust hypnosis over anesthesia?

[thedavidburke]

man, could have made the video slightly longer or shorter so we could see the safety dance!

[TheAxeDecapitation]

Best fight scene ever.

[ionshade3]

You cut right on the SAFETY DANCE!!!!

[TheScarletSonata]

This was the prime of Scrubs... what other show would do an entire of kung-fu over a briefcase.

[Oblivaddict]

i love jds drumming right before the intro

[Radiclez]

I will always remember this as my 1st scrubs episode. This is what got me liking this amazing series.

[blackrose8412]

"Irrelevant, we're not having a daughter."

Says the man who gets two.

[DroidDoes21]

JD was there first, Carla

[miyokio]

I didnt realise how smart todd is!

[bassfsn]

No he agreed to move out because carla made a stink about it..Like all women do

[fartmonkey200]

at 5:19 you can see that little girls panties, no pedo intended

[SparklingControversy]

@fartmonkey200 If that's true, you and anyone who clicks the link are fucking weird...

[fartmonkey200]

@SparklingControversy sometimes, my grand perception is a nuisance.

[sweetoblivian]

WTH, I love scrubs but first episode JD got the apartment and Turk moved in with him, so would shoul Turk and Carla get it

[MIchealKenmore]

2:53 ROFL Most epc scream and face XD

[johnny2086]

lmao 2:25 I always wanted to do that

[wario987]

BETRAYAL FIVE......hhahahahh AMAZING ...!!! ♥

[Music529Lover]

Bambi I'm gonna put my efoot up your ass!

LOL!!!!!!!! XD

[maurigr]

Hahaha jd doing the drum intro

[amaterasu12123]

first 5 min... i fucking love scrubs

[Surgequake7]

King meeee!

[atWimmel]

2:41. Epic.

[BrendanZengeni]

Was Turk laughing because he had his hand at somebody's crotch at 3:10

[mrMarwan24]

I hate Carla

[GeorgiiiJ87]

oh my god when JD does that retarded drumming thing = best moment of my life

ahahahahahaha 4:28

[CrapTurret94]

Betrayal five!

[mrsspargel]

aaaaaah safety dance scene cut

[IndianaBoy84]

betrayal five!

[seravox]

blackey chan and tod lee

[Lendenben]

@VirusOffline I was thinking the same thing

[Virusoffline]

Does anyone elce notice that dispite realiseing that Dr Wen left his breifcase upstairs but leaves anyway so Turk can catch up with him.

[podda1337]

Best scene ever!!!! 4:20-4:30 JD IS AWESOME!!

[Thegamemasterof123]

does anyone notice the change of the theme song?

[zoe199048]

I don't blame Carla for anything... I just hate her.

[MrKrabbby]

I expected todd to rip off his pants too

[Tube23287]

I wonder if Donald and Robert trained 4 that scene when there were scenes not featuring them

[BazinglyLewis]

Hells ya, safety dance epicness

[tielovesme]

Amazed with turks ninja moves!!!

[rumin001]

i would throw gwen stefani for jordan

[SovietWalrus1]

wow im suprised turk wasnt mad about having a daughter...

[Marcusfeb]

Best combo and fantasy EVER!!!

[musictiggers]

damn, Turk is ninja!:D

[bbgirlpr9]

best e-vite message!!

[pipo721]

The Turk karate scene is one of my top 5 favorite moments in Scrubs

[19311978]

@pipo721  I was just thinking the same thing!!!!

[p0nkub0x]

BEST JD FANTASY EVER

[p0nkub0x]

its rare that any man can say this but its true, carla is the most SEXIST women in the world

[immani9802]

Betrayal five!!!

[RachieMonty]

FUCK Carla is becoming increasingly annoying. GTFO, hypnosis vs anesthetics? Bitch pleasseee. He's a surgeon taking a veteran doctors advice.

[UnderDog1412]

I found the Brown Bear - The Todd topless Kung fu duo a little homo erotic but...I couldn`t...look...away

[SurferForLife137]

Does it bug the shit out of anyone else that so many good moments just happen to be when the video ends?? Man.

[LadyLatias]

Hypnosis is actually a very powerful tool, if you can trick the brain just right. ._.

...But is it actually available for surgery nowadays? O.o

[irinadz]

you cut out the best moment, maaaan! (

[PhoenixFlammeus]

carla's such pain in the ass. i mean she's a fucking nurse. yes. a nurse. and turk's a surgeon. she DOESN'T have a say in how he does his operations!!

[creins3r]

hahahaha lmao Betrayal FIVE !!!!!

[janett167]

I honestly think the Todd is really hott. :P

[velvetnectar81]

the guy with no legs kinda looks like Janitor.

[Juxt13]

Whoa! Dr. Wen's back?!?!

[0pima0]

I totally adore JD's mexican invite rambling! :)

[JohnSteveberg]

how epic was turk's jumping roundhouse kick at 2:54?

[TheMelDGirl]

"Where did all these supervised children come from ?"

[angelsk93]

man.. i hate carla's character... what a bitch letting JD say "your place" when its originally JD's..

[SneakyMushrooms]

BETRAYAL FIVE

[IIIIZenoIIII]

XD 3:50 FALCON PAWWWNNNNCCCHHHHHH

[nani0san]

ah naïve naïve carla

no one can have a better unspoken connection than jd and turk

[n1TheUnknown1]

6:41 produced by Randall Winston. Spin city?

[SixSevenEightyThree]

OK, people are taking this "It's J.D.'s Apartment" thing too seriously.

Yes, J.D. found the place, but it was every bit Turk and Carla's place as it is his.

About 3 or 4 shows back, he AGREED to move out! He said "you guys need your space, I'm out".

To blame Carla is silly because he agreed to move out a while go.

[lollkollable]

@SixSevenEightyThree i totally agree but i think jd made a baaaaaad decision and turk and carla should have atleast given him some reinbursement (i prob spelled that wrong) but yeah :P

[sentimoko]

@SixSevenEightyThree

Carla is still a bitch. She got pissed at turk cuz he didn't want to use hyponosis as that can ruin his career. Is he supposed to risk ruining his career so his wife can win an argument?

Besides, she said "We have to occasionally agree with each other". I think she means "You have to agree with me" as that works both ways

[seravox]

@SixSevenEightyThree his name is still on the title and turk only paid rent carla did jack shit but fuck turk every now and again. there's forums about this and other issues. she needs to get the stick out her ass all together. he agreed to leave but they had no right to throw him out the first time.

[IndianaBoy84]

@seravox there's forums about this?! thats weird

[DeMan8167]

@SixSevenEightyThree

you are SO right, i think ive seen like 10 episodes with at least 5 of those reactions

[basioh1818]

@SixSevenEightyThree yes but what's weird is they didn't pay

[joevictor53]

@SixSevenEightyThree They're not taking it too seriously. It was JD's apartment. Turk moved in and then Carla did and now the two are kicking him out. He agreed to leave but reluctantly and only after Carla forced him out. She even gets pissed off in this video when JD calls it "our place" and makes him say that it's "her place".

[TheMissAppel]

@SixSevenEightyThree I agree with you, but why does Carla keep on saying that the apartment is to small en stuff. Why aren`t Carla en Turk searching for a bigger apartment? I think that would have ended every discussion

[DemonDrummer1018]

THEY CUT IT AT THE BEST PART!!

[UnluckyAmulet]

Mrs. Appendectomy is pretty. :D

[Matriculon]

05:44 how can anyone not laugh about that if a doctor tells that kinda shit?!

[marissawtts]

6:27 - 6:35 cox says the same thing in season 1 except he's saying it to jd and he says hooch instead of wife

[chrisoamerica]

Osama's Is dead

[Minorawesome]

"he can dance if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind"

[Dunknoo2]

love JD doing the drums at the intro

[redrosessting1]

Theres meant to be only 13 other atendees not 25.....wierd....

[FanficfanaticSROC]

Betrayal Five! Everyone but Turk saw it coming.

[HMemma547]

I hate the fact that JD gets kick out too but from watching my roommates it says it was Turk's idea to kick him out at first. Then JD decide to leave. So I don't think Carla's really to blame....

[mrsspargel]

AHHH awful cut!!! saftey dance DESTROYED D:

however thanks for uploading :D

[lukassnakeman]

ima put my e-foot up yur ass

[popcorn27100]

what song is when todd and turk where fhighting the other sergiyons it starts whith

evreyone was con fu fightight

[Supreme1220]

i cant tell if turk is fat or muscle...

[FinalFantasyNo1Fan]

that tod and turk fight was awesome.

[weropzado1]

Carla whataaaaa beachhhhh! I know is just a tv show but man that shit is stupid they should move out not jd

[scrubs4everr]

@jackwuzhear Carla IS a cunt sometimes..she would even throw out J.D. on his 30th birthday!!

[nauimameulbadayo]

who's place? - it's JD's place dammit!

[wasabi622]

What does being his wife have to do with his professional choices? Last time I checked, Dr. Cox is significantly more knowledgeable when it comes to medicine then "just a nurse" Carla.

[ignacio560]

OMG THE CUT IS AWFULL!

[joevictor53]

JD should've said "MY APARTMENT!!!" instead when Carla asked "Whose apartment?"

[ThePoshGooner]

One of the greatest episodes ever. Brilliant. Safety dance & ninjas lol

[Maria1992Uploader]

I Can't even think once in all of scrubs where carla has made me laugh :/

Thumbs up if u agree

[MrMachinimator]

Damn J.D got invaded worse then sweedan lol

[billywiz21]

i hate carlie its jds place

[Mangaboy94]

Turk=Jackie Chang

Tod=Chuck Norris

[Mangaboy94]

the kung fu fighting part rocks

:-D

[MrMidgetman1996]

3:08 those shouldn't crack

[iPodCallOFPUTY]

EPIC EPISODE

[missclaudine97]

surgeon ninjas!

[imdavidavid]

JD's drumming at 4:25 :D

[goodfellabeats]

"So you wanted to talk to me about your appendectomy Mrs......appendectomy. Na that aint right"

[KevinwithanI]

i remember wen jd was singin evrybody is kung fu fighting in an elavator alone n dancin

[The11colek]

not that it matters now cause ive watched every episode of scrubs u have put on youtube

but you shouldve put handles on all your video's man i mean you cut out a lot of stuff over the seasons

good stuff

[MrBoxingBag]

if you look in to a spoon the way turk did the reflection is upside down

[TheHenrytouchdown]

worst cutoff ever

[icemanlj2k7]

that was jd and turks place first!! fucking slag

[marissawtts]

"theyre satin jd"

"with breathable cotton crotch panel!"

KING ME

[mdh8320]

"Betrayal Five." lol

[And3rson1294]

2:30 to 4:12 was awesome

[cgop93]

"irrelevant, we're not having a daughter" brilliant!

[kwright2933]

LMAO when todd jumps at 3:36!! The clip of his landing makes no sense with the clip of his jump

[massizme]

That was concievably the best moment of my life.

[RVBROCKS1]

@patriotsallstar46 I'm worried for that kid

[katehoney90]

he's watching giselle in his spoon hahaha i love turk and jd.

[NeptuneMS385]

JD Doesn't look like he's going to turn 30...

He looks like he's early-to-middle 20's.....

[Savill26]

They Kicked Ass

[pabarrie23]

'...invited back to our place... Whos' place!?' ~ MY place you cheeky lil' bastard, acknowledge the roots fool. I invited you to stay here. Cheek man lol

[Her0ofCha0s94]

why does jd remind turk and carla its his apartment

[patriotsallstar46]

the little girl on the rolling chair at 5:20, u can see her panties lol

[DaLegitHax]

Hmm, JD said that there was 12 surgical residents fighting for four spots. So why was there 22 surgeons fighting Turk and The Todd? If you add those two, it becomes 24, which is DOUBLE the original amount. Ah, the wonders of JD's fantasies.

[MrPerfect2000Z]

@DaLegitHax That's the wonders of daydreams.Logic doesn't get in the way of fun

[2007words]

turk has lost weight :)

[36almina1]

DR COX!!! NO!! AWFULL!!! :)

[kibahina55]

NO! Don't stop there! =(

I love that part!

[0gunman]

That fight scene was literally the only reason I searched this episode up and favorited it.

[ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

4:58 janitor is nor amused

[Rikset11]

worst part to cut it off

[AwesomeJambo]

Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to take dance lessons even though all his friends are doing football?

Turk: He can dance if he wants to....

He can leave his friends behind!

Cuz his friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine..!

Lol at Turk referencing The Safety Dance!!!

Awesome!! :D

[DaneYoussef]

"Turk! We're supposed to be a team! That means you occasionally have to listen to me and believe in my opinion?"

She phrased this so it sounds very, very reasonable. Later, she reiterates her

point--saying what she really means, wants. This is what every wife expects.

[ALOkento]

Def my favorite show

[joshuabouwman]

Safty dance

[omnomnomyourmom]

oh damn i love this part 2:28

[Yanimann]

Ha :D 5:33 "na dat ain't right" !!

[XKarateKatX]

5:00 man face

[RGiyD]

turk is so hot

[izzys66]

JD's spanish invitation cracks me up

[Robbieagray]

ninja surgeons!!!

[thegoonist]

for a second that fight scene reminded me of power rangers. rofl!

lolTV indeed

[kingeric15]

lol "i totally saw that coming" then J.D. does the drum bit right before the intro

[thegoonist]

@kingeric15 lol that was a lil like the chandler drum thing

[EyhSteve]

BLACK DYNAMITE!

[michellepg13]

3:51

Falco punch!

[Urbanfire123]

3:09 I love turks bruce lee impression. Seems so wrong on so many different levels but hilarious all the same

[TheDilomax]

lol love hte unspoken connection... guys have it on just as deep of a level.. just much shallower too

[cblack19519]

Yeah it's crazy that JD got the apartment first and had to convince turk to move in and they just kick him out

[Freelight14]

it's aviable in german?

[VooDooXII]

This is the best intro ever.

[iliket0bike]

OMG That fighting scene is posobly the funniest scene ever in scrubs

[IncredibleJoy]

 Betrayal FIVE!! HE OWNED TURK

[ApfelsauceDeluXxe]

4:29 EPIC xD

[MrOrca1]

JD let's Carla and Turk stay with him, and then they kick HIM out of what was originally HIS apartment. Sometimes I hate Carla's character.

[Aloverssoulz]

@MrOrca1 I feel the same as you, Carla acts like a 90 year old woman that doesn't know the meaning of "fun"

[putya2bed]

@Aloverssoulz. l i feel like carla just compensates for JD and Turks childish ways because she doesn't trust they know how to be adults. 

[wastlrenemaier]

@Aloverssoulz u're right, that bitch makes him say that it's HER place..

[hollywoodwerewolf]

@Aloverssoulz someone has to be the mother of the group. JD and Turk would do something so immature and stupid that they'd get arrested. Elliot would descend into a catatonic state of depression and Cox would literally kill someone.

[Aloverssoulz]

@hollywoodwerewolf They'd be fine without Carla. JD and Turk made it all the way through med school without her and they were just as immature then as they are now.

Carla doesn't even mother them. She bosses them around and tells them they shouldn't be doing things that aren't even dangerous. She just hates that they don't act "their age" or "like doctors are meant to act". It's bull. JD acting himself got him ranked as top doctor. Carla acts 60 year olds and it shows. She does not look 36.

[officialY1p]

@hollywoodwerewolf I could see that happening,althought Elliot in my opionion would flip on everyone,have no friends,and just be a crazy crazy crazy (one more crazy) craz to the e person

[FeefeeandZip]

@MrOrca1 technically jd found the apartment and turk n him spilt the rent and lived together

[RageZer0]

@MrOrca1 i totally agree with you Carla's character isn't all that bad but in this episode she annoys me, i wonder why they didn't have JD argue the point or at least pull up the lease on the apartment with his name on it that would have shut her up

[NatnaLTresurE]

@MrOrca1 Um... Actually it was JD and Turk's apartment first. So Turk is also deciding to kick him out.