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  • This looks more like the mid- to late-1960's. Cigarette commercials were banned on TV in 1971.

  • now i smoke kools. i like em. but why in the hell are yo uanti smokers on this vid commenting. Are you seriously that lame and bored that you have to come to a video and whine about your feelings. honestly man leave me alone so i can smoke its my right as an human and american.

  • Notice how white their teeth are ? Chain smoking Kools will do that. 

  • Amazing, ain't it? Poor Phyllis is bummed out because she can't find a cigarette she likes. So her knight in shining armor comes to the rescue and saves the day by turning her on to the great taste Kool. Now that's an original pick-up line!

  • Hey Phillis, now that I gave you some Kools, how about you bring some KFC and Colt45 next time......

  • Haha, these are hilarious!

  • now we pay almost 6.00 a pack nearly 60.00 a carton wtf?

  • @ballhairification

    We drink Hennessy, We smoke KOOLS, WE'S NIGGAZ! WE'S LIKE TO FUCK UP SHIT!

  • @Mikuruification what the hell's that got to to with it?

  • "...long size" she says knowingly.

  • HELMET HAIR!!!

  • Catherine Zeta Jones was born in 1969. A baby can't do a cigarette commercial.

  • OMG, they're smoking in the house!! Not only are they killing themselves, but those around them!!

  • Honestly, I'd probably start smoking if it wasn't so expensive. Dx I grew up around it, and all the smokers I know are chill. Gotta love 'em. xD

  • @ElysianKat probably coz they were smoking weed

  • Its a Crazy & insane world of Illusion Delusion & Confusion

  • "I can't seem to find a cigarette i can stay with, they all taste harsh" If they taste bad, stop.

  • Smoke all you want, puff away, just make damn sure you have plenty o'money saved away for that pesky medical care, and for the long term care after you become an invalid. Quit raising my insurance rates and draining medicare just so you can smoke. Also, if you need food stamps, welfare or housing assistance I don't want to see you buying Marlboro's by the carton, holding up the grocery line! If you can do all these things, plus keep the smoke away from kiddo's, smoke away brother!!!!!

  • @SuperBrobo My sentiments exactly, Brobo!!!

  • @SuperBrobo: So who the fuck asked you!

  • You know, I bet most of you would feel pretty bad if you had a kid and they started to pick up your habit and eventually had health problems for it. My cousin has problems from this shit and its causing her lung problems. Fuck that.

  • smoking is a small reminder that this country didn't used to be a bunch of uptight faggots

  • True, we were definitely not "uptight faggots", but we were completely uninformed about the dangers of smoking. All my older relatives were cigarette smokers all throughout my childhood and not one lived passed the age of 65. Several died in their 50s. Beleve me, U don't ever want to get a smoking related disease. U don't always get the quick "drop-dead" heartattack and it's over. Sometimes u will live in agony with emphysima or profound disabilities for the rest of your life from a stroke.

  • This is bad i cant believe they had this thumbs up if you agree

  • I think Phyllis got fucked later that night.

  • @mccarrpo yep...right in the pooper.

  • Honestly....I just want a pack cause of Riddick

  • the top two comments are depressing

  • Killer Kools.......definately hard core.*cough*

  • Even though they don't play commercials on TV , they still sell! They don't even need commercials to sell. I wonder how many more they would sell if they still did have commercials

  • if you cant find one thats good enough,quit

  • Kools are the Ghetto Hood Cigarettes.

  • Who put the Koos out on my flo!

  • The blacks smoke these, but the commercial is the whitiest I have ever seen. How does that workout? lol.

  • @LeathermanFan2 Yeah, especially the ones who hates Newport's or Pall Mall's

  • @LeathermanFan2

    ...the blacks? the black what?

  • Hot chicks... But I bet their beehive hair-dos smelled like smoke... Yuk!

  • What Language on here. You all should be ashamed.

  • OK Spock...I'll try a KOOL.

  • not very good commericals to watch, when ur into the 2nd weeks of quiting....lol

    now that fukin "come up to the koooool taste" song is gonna be stuck in my head all nite and ill have dreams about those ppl with their happy faces when they light their cigs up!!

  • i've heard salivary gland cancer tastes very KOOL

  • kools are kool

  • CANCER is NOT sexy.....Should we tell them?

  • 'Longsize'-bit subliminal dont you think ;)

  • @StephenFiorentini

    But the guy smokes them too. Does that mean he's gay, Stephen?

  • @StephenFiorentini

    Yes, it's very easy to read these ads as sexual dalliances, isn't it?

  • i need a smoke

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  • come to the coooooolness....taste extra cancer....everytime you smoke

  • I wish to god I had been born a lot earlier.....

  • man I wish I could try kools

  • Phyllis is impressed with the long size aspect of her smoke. Sex sells baby!

  • But...it's a temperature not a flavor.

  • I don't understand peoples need to smoke it's fucken nasty

  • where are the black people smoking Kools

  • That nasty KOOL wasn't the only thing she smoked that night. Lucky Tony.

  • How does smoking feel not dry?

  • Phyllis came up to the Kool taste. Good for her...she got the long one.

  • I smoked for 40 years and quit 13 years ago with no ill effects.

  • I think they should be allowed to

    advertise cigarettes on TV again,after all,it is a LEGAL product as is BEER.

  • @chrisman737 Shut the fuck up. Everything gives you cancer these days. "Bess not drink out of plastic water bottles" "Bess not eat out of fast food wrappers.". Stop being a health freak and life your life.

    I say, stay lit and drink till you die.

    Take it from me, I've been in 3 car accidents and still don't give a shit when I die.

  • @WhiteRoarBlack, I eat right, exercise, and avoid cancer-causing and stroke-causing drugs (like those you find in cigarettes). If that's makes me a health freak, so be it.

    I used to smoke and I used to drink a lot. I am much more alive now than ever before.

    I hope the way you have chosen gives you peace.

  • @chrisman737 Have you ever thought that maybe smoking DOES actually bring the smoker peace? No...of course not. Because no one's truly "alive" unless they eat "right" and excercise obsessively.

  • @imsebbot123, to exercise obsessively does NOT bring one peace, probably. But to exercise in a responsible and healthy manner does.

    Does smoking bring the smoker peace? Well, I have seen people at peace by smoking a joint or shooting up. But that is not the peace to which I am referring. I am referring to real peace, not an artificially produced peace.

  • @chrisman737 weed is not artificial. its grown from the earth. its there for our enjoyment. 

  • @MrDatbrownboy, I didn't say that weed is artificial. I spoke of an artificially produced peace. The peace we feel when we spoke weed is artificial because it is not based on reality, but on a biochemical change brought about by the weed. True peace is based on reality and does not need brain manipulation to be attained.

  • @WhiteRoarBlack EXACTLY... don't you love these smoker haters who get on a video like this just to preach random bullshit. Well, mabey we DON'T want to live to 90 years old. This world's probably gonna be a hell hole by then anyway. They need to quit worrying about what smokers do and worry about themselves. I guess smoking makes me a rebel these days but thats great, cuz I'm a "dont give a shit" kind of person.

  • Yeah, well it's not all as "scientific" as you'd like to believe. Because some people do get the "widow-maker" heart attack and leave this world behind without any pain or paperwork. But what if you get a stroke and live for 20 years or more with profound disablities? Or get heart disease and need a triple or to be on medications for the rest of your life. Who's gonna be paying your catastrophic medical bills? Who are you gonna hit up for the financing you'll need just to stay marginally alive??

  • @The615LOVE regarding your comment.....I agree with you. Who the hell wants to live to be 90? My mother is 88 years old....she never smoked or drank. She is pissing her pants, her vision is gone, her hearing is gone, she can barely walk and has alshiemers disease.....halucinations all day and night about Roman soldiers marching through the living room, about machines in our attic keeping her awake, it is hell on earth for her. I personally would rather die much earlier with a sound mind

  • @The615LOVE: I drink, smoke, fuck, eat meat, wear leather, and try to be as politically un-correct as possible. As my mama use to say for those who don't approve: "fuck 'em".

  • @WhiteRoarBlack

    Good for you.

  • @WhiteRoarBlack Just realize, this lady who is pretty in this picture, probably looks like George Burns with a wig on nowadays, you will still be alive unless you off yourself that is why it's good to moderate harmful shit.

  • @WhiteRoarBlack

    Fucking amen man. Im gonna keep smoking and i love those ppl who say OMG SMOKING KILLS YOU and my reply to them is well no shit sherlock, im dying nways so im gonna live my life.

  • @WhiteRoarBlack Thats not a good attitude about life...

  • @WhiteRoarBlack well, I heard if WE REFILL an empty plastic bottle with water and drink it we activate the poison. Is it true ?

  • @WhiteRoarBlack R.I.P. WhiteRoarBlack

  • @WhiteRoarBlack maybe if you weren't drinking you wouldn't have been in 3. 

  • @WhiteRoarBlack What a coincidence, no one else gives a shit if you die either.

  • @gillyssquashball Cool story queer.

  • @WhiteRoarBlack Yea I thought so too, maybe you could tell it to your bf. Give him something to distract him from your dick cheese.

  • Doesn't the "how dry I am" lady seem kind of pathetically desperate to you?

  • I think Tony has a big dick.

  • It was kool until people found out it killed

  • These were the best days. Fuck you liberal haters...and I don't even smoke.

  • Ah yes, the "extra coolness" of emphysema, throat & mouth cancer not to mention the danger of second-hand smoke & stinking tobacco smell on breath, clothes, etc..

    A disgusting habit!

  • the kool taste of throat cancer

  • "Hey, Phyllis! Wanna try THIS?"

  • I don't smoke but I have to admit these taste better than any others out there.

  • oo thank god I quit =]

  • "By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising...kill yourself."

    Bill Hicks

  • Come up to the KOOL taste of CANCER .. . . . .

  • @Fawkhall

    there is no kool evidence that first hand smoke gives ya canca

  • The people in those commercials probably werent a day over 30. They might have been younger, like 29--cigarette smoke starts to thin your skin.

  • Smoking is not Kool.

  • Kool is better than (N)iggas (E)ither (W)innin (P)impin (O)r (R)unnin (T)hangs

  • 0:16 - Gotta love that late 60's "Helmet hair"

  • Slot cars and cheap wall paneling: the easiest way to a girl's heart.

  • @gmartinz01

    Well, it's hard to make any basement look respectable. But at least back in the 60's and 70's, people lived it up down there and had bars, dance floors, pool tables, etc. instead of just using it as a space to store piles of old shit like they do today.

  • kool is too much menthol. its like a peppermint rolled cigarette

  • wow is like all the kool actors are all happy?? bet no actors in these are alive today

  • These commercials prove that cigarettes are good for you.

  • Maybe she was talking about how dry her vagina is.

  • @store275 That is certainly the innuendo being presented.  It's implied that her husband is the blond guy seated on the sofa... but the new darkheaded guy with the KOOLs is her new flirtation that makes her "wet" again...

  • I think it's implied in both these commercials that these people are married... but not to each other. A certain flirtation...almost illicit...

  • These two women appear ever so unappealing, and I don't think it's only because of their vintage 60s look. I believe they're both real-life smokers whose nasty habit has cost them their vitality and beauty. Dogalways is right to say they're no doubt dead by now.

  • these girls are dead by now

  • Must smoke kools

  • Does anyone remember the commercial with the pinquin saying "Smoke Kool" "Smoke Kool"

  • How cool are those lung tumors, you fucking idiots? Smokers fucking suck. You pollute the air around you and don't give a fuck about anybody else but yourself. Have fun with your cancer, losers.

  • @Muzzy337 its our right to smoke asshole-licker... even though many smoking bans have been passed we can still enjoy a smoke outside of public buildings you fucking dickhole sucker so how does that effect you???

  • @ourreef Your tiny head is so far up your own ass, it's back on your shoulders. Your pollution blows with the wind and goes back inside the buildings you've been kicked the fuck out of, you ignorant fuckstick! If you want to die, be my guest. (no great loss) But for you to force others around you to breathe your smelly cancer causing pollution shows that you're inconsiderate, ignorant, uneducated, self absorbed and incredibly FUCKING STUPID!!!

    BTW- Fuck you!

    Have fun with your tumors!!!!!

  • @Muzzy337 Wow! What a sniveling crybaby YOU are! Listen Sally, No one in the history of mankind has been killed by a stray whiff of smoke! People that SMOKE have to do it rather heavily over a period of years in order to develop problems. The only cases of second hand smoke killing ANYONE have invariably been cases in which the patient was subjected to smoky conditions over the course of decades! HARDEN THE FUCK UP AND QUIT YOUR WHINING CANDY-ASS!!!

  • @therealmadwombat Fuck off, you selfish, self centered fucking asshole. Cigarette smoke smells like shit and you're an incredibly inconsiderate jagoff for subjecting those around you to it. Mind if I shit in your shoe? How about if I fart while you're eating dinner? You smokers just don't get that you have NO fucking right to pollute the air others have to breathe with your fucking stench. The concept is beyond your limited intelligence. Smokers suck ass. You people suck. Fuck off.

  • @Muzzy337 Who the hell said I was a smoker?!? I've never smoked a puff in my life you cretinous imbecile! The fact is that one right doesn't cancel the other out. RIGHTS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!! It just shows what a feeble intellect you must have. the only right in question here is the right to choose. As in, you can choose to be in the same place as someone who's smoking , or... you have the right to FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOUR CRYING WITH YOU!!!

  • @therealmadwombat You're the village idiot here. A smoker comes in to a place and promptly pollutes the airspace that EVERYBODY has to breathe in, you fucking dolt. They're the ones that shouldn't shit on everybody else, not the other way around, you flaming fucking asshole. Smokers are fucking rude- it's well beyond selfish. If you're for them, then you're an asshole too. Go fuck yourself, you inconsiderate self absorbed douchenozzle. Geez, what an asshole.

  • @Muzzy337 Fuck you Chuckles! I've already told you (and I'll reiterate for your illiterate ass) I'M NOT A SMOKER!!! Although it IS nice that there's no smoking allowed in restaurants and all I find it offensive to my sense of rights (you remember those right?) that the government (and sniveling crackpots like yourself) chooses to enforce their will upon anyone who doesn't make the same decisions they do! I'll say once again... HARDEN THE FUCK UP BUBBLEBOY!!!

  • @Muzzy337 Well, upon perusal of your profile I see that you are (or claim to be) a Marine. Two of the finest men I've ever called my Brothers are Marines. Therefore, although i don't agree with your mindless opinions nor am I afraid of you in any way, I will differ this argument to you. Simply out of respect for your position.

  • smoking makes a beautiful woman sinister in some way...

  • Kools are a chick's cigarette!! Funny seeing a man smoke them..

  • Gee" I can't seem to find a cigarette that I can stick with". Really? Bummer...Crazy! Imagine having trouble continuing to smoke... Now that is irony!

  • come up to the Kool taste you dumb bastards!

  • Is the announcer in the commerical Dick Clark?

  • man the commercial sounds like their advertising dildos

  • What, whit people used to smoke Kools too! Man I got to tell the brothers

  • @larsonb33

    hey im white and i smoke kools.

  • Wow no wonder they ban these commercials. They attract people into doing it.

  • thank God they cant do these anymore.

  • 1:20 ...Lady, nobody cares about your cigarette.

  • "real SMOOOOOOTH." - Phyllis

  • Do people still smoke these old school ciggies ? High school in the '70's, these were one of four popular cigarettes. The others being Marlboro, Salem, & to a degree, Winston.

  • long size? hmm. i think youll like it...

  • Kool........... the cigarette plays that

    Kool corny music everytime

    you light it up.

  • I love it how they just give each other cigarettes. "Here, try this."

  • Who has put out their Kools on my Floor?! Who has put out their Kools on my floor?! Eddie Murphy. 1983

  • The chick in orange at 1:00 looks like Jan Shutan.

    She was on tv alot. She was Andy and Aunt Beas guest when super bitch Helen Crump got all jealous much on Anj. Also on Star Trek, think Kirk nailed her.

  • If you're going to get lung cancer and/or COPD, you might as well enjoy getting it. Smoke Cools! Now with extra tasty carcinogens!

  • @absentmindedprof

    Um, that's Kools...with a "k".

  • Kissing someone who smokes cigarettes....... is like licking an ashtray.............. ;-) These black and white commercials were made before 1970.... look at the clothes and hair styles also, a dead giveaway......

  • dont be kool, smoke BEL-AIR cigarettes!!!

    smoke twice as refreshed. with the recessed filter that leaves a nice breath of fresh air!

  • Kool Taste! Right up to the point your hacking your lungs up!

  • I know! The Devils gonna get you and your gonna cry cuz youre gonna die from lung cancer!

  • @Sheri451 and you'll live forever I suppose..?

  • I wonder how much a pack cost back then? One dollar, maybe less?

  • When my dad quit smoking in 1982 cigarettes in Canada were $1.12 per package, em, and that was after the first "sin tax" was applied to them raising them by a quarter, as opposed to the few cents here and there that they had been going up to reflect production costs.

    Figure, maybe, .50 cents a pack in the 70's?

  • I quit ages ago, so much better being a non smoker.

  • If that song played every time I lit a Kool cigarette up then I'd be a chain smoker for sure.

  • Not to nitpick, but in the interest of accuracy, these commercials couldn't have aired any later than December 1970. All tobacco ads were banned effective Jan. 2, 1971. Video description shouldn't have said "1970s" unless these aired IN 1970 itself.

  • Hey! She (the second lady) was Scotty's interest in Star Trek: The Original Series! How dare she smoke!!!

  • @mikefastener She was kinda cute I thought

  • Wow...David...I probably commented on this video many months ago and I saw you posting. I am a child of the sixties; yet, I never smoked. This lady was Scotty's girlfriend in a Star Trek episode. Yes she is kinda hot with those non-existent...very blue...eyes!

  • @mikefastener Yeah..it's strange how people seemed so different in those days when you look back. It's hard to even tell someone's age...seems to be linked with the hair and clothes I guess.

  • Question for Everyone....were both these supposedly, married to someone else, couples going to end up in bed later that night?

  • @mikefastener Damn right...the cigarettes are a ruse....she likes em long size and you just know what she really means!!

  • Notice her (the blonde) comments about, "long size" and how she steadies his hands as he lights her cigarette. Wow! Things will be happening that night!

  • Umm okay where do they come up with this sh*t? I am a smoker of KOOLS but 1st began smoking Newports when I was 12yrs old I am now 26yrs old. I don't condone this nor am I happy about this. Crazy! Cigarettes Kill so if you are a smoker as I am I know that it's hard to quit but if your not a smoker PLEASE never start!

  • @JuicyStacy Truer words were never spoken! Thanks, Juicy Stacy. What you said means so much more since you yourself smoke.

  • No shit. Don't gotta ruin it for the rest of us.

  • How times have changed !

  • god I love smoking, Keeps lame assholes away from me (ya know the kinda person that can't let anything go, piss and moan at any chance they get). im gona come up to the cool taste right now!!

    I shure as hell don't wana live till im 100.

  • ppl need to understand (espically the kids that are underage) smoking rueins ur life im 24 years old and i smoke way too musch so take my advice, don't start or if u have plz QUIT

  • no we did not know they were bad

  • LOL.....what a joke ,here have cancer on a stick-unbelievable.

  • Ahhh the good ole days...

  • "This one tastes harsh."

    Really? Gee, I wonder why. Could it be that you took a bunch of cancer filled tobacco leaves, dipped in ammonia, wrapped them paper, lit the damn thing on fire, and sucked in the smoke? Could that be the reason?

  • @chrisman737 LOL!!!!

  • @chrisman737 You may be on to something there... lol...

  • @chrisman737: Written like a true "child of God". There are plenty more old cigarette ads here, if you'd care to share other things you've learned from watching a television set. "Cancer filled tobacco leaves", indeed. Thanks for keeping profitable fascist groups in business by failing to THINK. We'll all be there at the pearly gates to watch you explain to your father, God, why you did it.

  • @catsplayingpoker , I am sure we will all meet at the pearly gates -- but your smoker friends will be waiting quite a while for me to show up. See, I no longer smoke, so will probably outlive most of your smoker friends.