DecemberJokes

[TheSimpsonizer143ily]

oh my god i vcould play this 1000x and still laugh

[gabij90]

i dont get it

[vivalavidalife]

@gabij90 well basically he's saying that he ate his wife so he pooped her out (after DUMPING his wife) and then after he wiped his ass.

[Troll85lvl]

че он говорит

[FreakingBubbles67]

hey mac could you please tell me how to make a awesome youtube backround like your backround (like how do u make one like those) and i dont mean i want mine just like your backround but it would be great if you see this and you tell how :D btw love you videos

[bubbles236697]

One Of My Good Friends Know You She Said You Was Her Friend (::

[bubbles236697]

I <3 You !!!

[HakuCell]

@bubbles236697 bubbles is a man!

[RafaelzJuicexD]

Mac you should get a fohawk.xD

[FunAdorableChelsea1]

Your voice has changed alot!

[theOMGbutton]

omg i <3 u especially ur hair lol<3333333333333

[1011girls4ever]

Oh Mac :)

[sprinkles1799]

hahahahahah mac, my dad loves you :)

[YeAhYATV]

why does mac post a video everyday of december?

because he thinks it makes up for 6 months of no videos

DE CEM BER JOKES

[lisdo]

@YeAhYATV hahahahahahahahaha good one

[saltyoceanwater]

At first I was like "....." then I was like "LOLOLOLOLOL"

[Purpleluvaable]

you are funny my friend XD

[Purpleluvaable]

XD XD XD AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

[JR143CRS]

LOLOLOL

[skaterkid3650]

I lol'd

[bluesprite47]

Hah....I get it...gross .____.

[pceluvlinds101]

dont get it .... explainn

[snowangel246]

@pceluvlinds101 Cannibal=eats humans. He ate his wife and dumped her out into the toilet. So he wiped his butt.

[GetShitOnKid]

A human cannot defecate other humans, I doubt he was able to eat his wife, unless she was a fetus.

[ericaisawesomer]

0:01 lmao.

[embem104]

DE-CEM-BER JOKES:D

[MusicWriterSIA]

Haha, ewww!

[TheUltimateNate]

Anyone else notice there was no 0:05 !?

[amandarocks789]

:)

[StabidyStabStab]

lolol he wiped his butt, jks.

[MrTherandom75]

i don't get these jokes... but lol

[ilovekbo]

You are not an artist. Stop.

[LittleMissKissUp]

@malibusurf8

He ate his wife. Then popped her out....

[MalibuSurf8]

i dont get it

[TheFutureVet101]

@MalibuSurf8 A cannibal is someone who eats there own kind (snake eats snake, cat eats cat, human eats human etc)

"Dump" is the play on words. You can dump someone (girlfriend, boyfriend etc) or you can take a dump (doing your (business).

Soooo, this joke is suggesting that he ate his wife, because it says "he wiped his butt. And when you eat some thing it comes out your butt right?

Do you get it now?

[TheKezzy07]

Told most of my science class this one, my teacher even laughed and apparently told my principle...BOOM! roasted!

[belieber114ever]

haha ur moms a canibal !!!!

[missmagicdance]

Lol, fail...

[robie93]

@purplegreengirl137 ahahahahha

[jazzzy10000]

what do you call a mac that can fly?? A SUPERMAC!

[chickenwang4eva]

I thought he said Camel haha I get it now.

[kace9601]

i get it he pooped her out....u know,cuz he ate her

[NinjaKittehX3]

LAWL

[cRazystuffE]

lol



[cRazystuffE]

i dont get it?

[ddf828]

@cRazystuffE he ate his wife..then DUMPED her.. like pooped her. cause cannibals eat people..

[kace9601]

@cRazystuffE he ate his wife

[TheCuriousCat22]

TEEHEE ^_^

[NicksParodies]

O my god I love you

[sofiismilee]

I dont speak english very well, what he says in the video?

[diva1812]

@sofiismilee What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?

He wiped his butt.

Do you get it?

[roseythebarbiegirl]

@sofiismilee he said what did the cannibal do to his girlfriend after he dumped her; he wiped his butt! meaning cannibals eat people so when he dumped her [otherwise known as pooping her out] he wiped his butt because he pooped her out of his body [hense the world DUMPED haha :]

[roseythebarbiegirl]

@fatbummblebee nope u r u fat bee.

[freefaller556]

make a ginger bread house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jfreeman81]

My favorite so far! ahaha

[mia143rox]

LOL! I Get It! xD

After he "DUMPED" His wife...

The Wife is Crap. xD

[Mikhally]

hahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahaa­hahhahhhahahhaa.

imma blonde and it took ^ that long to figure it out..

[Gabriellex181]

idont get it !! ):

[TheAntekantek]

@Gabriellex181 he ate her. then he dumped her. like a shit, then he wiped his ass

[JordanXidas]

HAHA This is my new favorite joke!

[SmellsLikePurple369]

oh my

[bellanoel17]

@iCarly422 I got it... I wuz kidding

[asharp1999]

Your voice is sooo deep! ^.^

[bellanoel17]

@icarly422 I got it I wuz kidding

[ninabl123]

OHH!!!!

[9874652]

i love supermac18

[bellanoel17]

I don't get it

[iCarly422]

@bellanoel17 a cannibal is someone who eats other humans he DUMPED (took a shit) his wife and wiped his ass

[rockinchica99]

@iCarly422 ohhhhhhhh!!!!! thank u!!!!!

[jjmountedpony]

XD

[xoabbyyoox]

this one was posted on my birthday!<3

[amandarocks789]

@xoabbyyoox happy birthday (LATE)

[xoabbyyoox]

@amandarocks789 faanks(:

[amandarocks789]

@xoabbyyoox :D welcome

[Period000]

@xoabbyyoox mine too

[allstar0010]

@xoabbyyoox well happy belated birthday

[xoabbyyoox]

@allstar0010 hahah thankss

[Smara891]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[reasonIsmile]

ewww

[TheWaterMelonnn]

OH GOD LMFAO!!!

[bryan9103]

LMFAO. I DIED

[amandarocks789]

i get it omg lol

[Meme8299]

I get it! :]

[waggyjack]

what did the CANNIBAL do after DUMPING his wife XD XD XD as in taking a crap...

[angelebieber]

i don't get it...

[thepinkberry11]

wow

[DuctTapeBobby]

omg

<3

[MrRaigi2020]

I used to make jokes but then i took an arrow to the knee

[EvilPomegranate]

@MrRaigi2020 save that for skyrim man

[HiroGames]

@MrRaigi2020 I love you.

[ItsRobinWhoTalks]

lol XD

[LittleMeLeahx]

@bethylessthan3 Because he ate her and then he "dumped" her which means poop and then he wiped his butt:3

[BookThief09]

Umm...

[noperfectos]

oooooooooh cuz he ate her and then crapped her haha

[KAYTAYKINGSLEY]

I miss you so much mac :(

[vickilg123]

lol

[HelloItsJenii]

ewwww :DDD

[218amarieb]

i.dont.get.it...

[ImpossiblyGONE]

@218amarieb Cannibals eat people or their own kind. So he eat his wife.

[ShortGirlWithGlasses]

EWWW! hahahahaa

[jbobsession123]

aww eww

[brynja95]

These december jokes are bad, they make me wanna unsubscribe !

[butternut48]

i just think there funny

[hannahlicious100]

this is for everyone who didn't get it: he DUMPED his wife and after DUMPING his wife he WIPED his but!

[emiexx101xx]

your videos are fucking terrible these days.

[hailbailsxo]

hahahaha but ewwwww........



[america85353]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

EW C;

[rachael3030]

Ahhh I get it now

[Lubify]

Eww! Haha(:

[puncherman21]

Why no top comment? :P

[TheClaregirl]

Oooohhhh I finally got it after I realised Mac wasn't saying "jumping" but "dumping" right... :D

[ALanna2670]

where did 0.05 go? O_O

[FunnyBFFgangstahz]

ohhhh lol I get it!!!!! nice 2 Mac!!!! :]

[fiful07]

took me 2 times to get it

[sykoTomBoy]

.................

[runnergurlzebra]

I don't get it...

[BeesInTheCity]

@runnergurlzebra Cannibals are people show eat other people, so dumping his wife... dumping as in pooing. Get it?? :D

[MrMikesok]

OHHH I NOW GET IT!! lol after tha second time watching it

[chocochip853]

@MrMikesok i had to watch it twice too!

[Angelwingz6023]

I dont get it?

[gameboykid11]

@Angelwingz6023 he ate his wife, and dumping refers to him shitting out his wife.

[jenniferzelnick]

@Angelwingz6023 Dumped his wife.... shit her out XD

[margiparty13]

not going to lie... i had to watch it twice.

[meghan7474]

grody.

[xtcxtwo1]

XD took me a while

[ninjaninja246]

ewwwwwwwww

[esmeroarsx]

ew..

[KarenLovesGaGa]

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i get it!

[lalipop1996]

LOL I HAD TO WATCH IT OVER AND OVER TO GET IT. 

[112lovergirl]

Took me 3 times to get

[ShirleyLovesYuh]

HAHA XD I got it the firsttime..

[mysweetie101]

LOLOLOL, I had to reply this a few times to get it xD

[ariixxbabehh]

omg i missed these so much.!!

[HelloimAngiee]

wow your voice changed ALOT!

[Rhameil]

I had to watch this a couple times to get it, hahhaha

[ChadDylanCooper]

DUMPED=Poop. :3 Dumped out his wife...

[MsKyGiRsBeAuTiFuL]

Wait so he pooped out his wife? OHHH CUZ HE ATE HER! I get it!!!! I only watched it 6 times..

[lulucadaawe]

hahahahaha im abut to have a heart attack

[heyyygurlllHAHA]

thats hilarious...i love you.

[joejonas183]

dats nasty.

[MarinaxMarshmallow]

i dont get it :D

[BzAnimaLL]

OHHHH HAHAHA I LITERALLY HAD TO PLAY THIS 10 TIMES BUT I GOT IT HAHAHAHA OHH FUNNY!

[icecreamfacelol]

i guess dats one way to get rid of her but johnny depp said it isnt ok to eat people lol :)

[LartenCreapsly]

Ohhh I get it. Dump as in shit ohhhhh

[mYcHeMiCaLCaThY]

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahah!!! Now I get it... lol

[Kapzii]

What is he say?

[samborambo321]

HAHAHAHAHAHA



[peanutbutterandjulia]

I totally didn't get that at first... But then 10 seconds later I couldn't stop laughing.

[TheUnDeadSociety]

@peanutbutterandjulia wow i feel like a retard the same thing happen to me :P

[RonaldHindman]

ahah how was that related to december?

[1234gabby1234]

@RonaldHindman none of the actual jokes do. just the fact that he says them in DECEMBER makes it a december joke

[kirssstyAnnee]

LOLOL.

[Punkette151617]

bahaha so clever. 

[maalliepink]

xDD

[theabbycadabby1]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Taylor91487]

lol

[KatieLikesToSing]

Best

joke

ever.

[Ellaaeh]

How about adding the date in the titles? (:

[0913gina]

i don't get it...

[emilyulshx5]

@0913gina Canibals eat their own kind. The Canibal pooped out his wife.

[SergioI08]

@0913gina Me Either And i posted that exsact same comment yesterday..

[xmariaxx24]

ummmm..ok?

[Emiliessen]

what camera do you use?!

[riohearts]

Puberty made him different.