Borat - S01E05 - Baseball

[vouyer888]

choclate face ahahahahaa

[Froonten]

No sad no sad happy!

[Macknsteez]

baseball players ca't fight... it's sad

[terraLiquidus]

It's a joke you see

[MrBorderfan]

Borat why, you use polish words like ,,jak się masz'' or ,,dzień dobry''? In England you dont have maps or what? Poland is not a Kazachstan.

[jottaz1]

@MrBorderfan because he is just an actor, not a real person from kazachstan and he knows that only losers like you realize it

[MrBorderfan]

@jottaz1 This is not real person from kazachstan??? Oh my god...Losers like you think that eastern europe is a country.

[nektoNYA]

@MrBorderfan borat is not from kazakhstan, he's from england, and the movie was filmed in the romanian village. btw i'm from kazakhstan)

[jottaz1]

@nektoNYA i know what u mean man, this guy mrborderfan is very dumb, he is like the real version of borat, but instead of funny its very sad

[BlueCosmology]

@MrBorderfan Lol...

Borat is a character, played by an actor from England who has never once been to Kazakhstan and has a degree in history from Cambridge (known to be the best university in the world)

[illmatador2]

6:37 gay asian guy give thumbs up

[AS1980ist]

ok you win me..

[killmrmanson]

Ah very nice!

[Preludiumi]

Borat the best fucking comedy

[Donpatch88]

hahahah "fuck you" hilariouss

[Gangster12PL]

Why does he say Dziendobry, Jak sie masz and dziekuje? Thats in polish.

[casper123]

Hilarious

[TalaLalaLicious]

That cop was a douche lol

[DMoneySplaaash3]

whos the guy with the chocalate face?

cop:eddie murphy

[SuggaBaiibiiee]

@penguinshreddr ikr secretly he wanted it

[sihskaiekkcm]

Baseballs <3

[sXvable]

lol he says in hebrew:go out for work

[MrXastura]

$50...

[tvruler1]

do you like baseball? do you like me? kazahstan!!!!!!

[grig24x]

lol he was wrestling with the binder in his hand

[MistaaSilky]

50,000 tampon

LOOOOOOOOL

[jackafa92]

you win me 

[kev9089798767]

I love how he's just making up that national anthem as he goes along.

[winlive321]

Can i touch? :D

[rajmas1]

shurik - it is a russian insult to a person who wears glasses.

[maltatravel]

i like sex

[Tommynatorium]

6:10 LMFAO

[Tommynatorium]

baseballS hahahahhahaha

[Aleesus]

Baseballs

[TheMissfriss]

High five ! ;D

[jebr28]

Kazakstan...Kazakstan......ast­anaaa, astannaa, Almaty......

[juniorsve]

our sport - shurik :DDD



[maxkolesne]

Profane language, we don't say that..... In public.

LoL

[ESasquatchS]

U, S, and A!!!

[shughes375]

borat never gives up :) i like!!

[aporkeatinjew]

40,000 tampon no applicator lol

[Boobalopbop]

@aporkeatinjew ... No applicator! Thats the best... Where does he come up with this??!?! LOL

[mattc941]

Anyone know what year this was? maybe 2002?

[asson432]

@mattc941

Previous episodes where from '01, classifying Borat's humble, yet glorious beginnings as classic, in more than a one way.

[mo2dafzal]

This was the funniest, lol you win me. :)

[baker1384]

LMFAO !! "ur Khhrum looks like my friends, Can i touch " Ha ha ha ha ha

[FranLesPaul]

the cyrillics are totally random, they make absolutely no sense hahaha

[LAGOZY]

I OKAY!!!!!

[snoozeygaming]

FUCK JUU

[BOSStheclan21]

FFUUCCKK

YYOOUU

FUKIN HILARIOUS

[OGkush2011]

HIGH FIVE! lol

[iPuntCats]

im american and i'd rather shoot dogs than play baseball

[afms93]

@iPuntCats I'd rather kill a cat....

[bentony12]

base balss

[emti29]

chocolate face! hahaha

[turtletitian]

i have 40000 tampons!

[Letspreach]

Jean. E. Us.

[luischo7591]

the baseball players in the shower so gays¡¡

[b1tTutorials]

@luischo7591 why gay?

[LatOoche]

'can I touch ?'

[jethromartino]

can i touch?

[paulo263]

we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and have a party.. LOL

[JSLegoMaster]

he sings a bit to long

[8crusher8]

Co za asy..

[Cheatmaster22]

baseballS

[lakerman89]

mascot high 5, great sucsess!!!

[godfather301a]

hahahahaha 2nd verse!

[bobbitski]

Americans are really funny

[SkeptAdunknoFAM]

@bobbitski he's british not american we actually have a sense of humour

[poisonviper1]

@bobbitski He's not American, and Americans aren't funny.

[Sandler41882]

You have a chrum like my friend. 

[Tilan123]

Thumbs up if you thought the baseball crowd were much better than the bull riding crowd!

[subzero67]

@Tilan123 That's cause all the people at the bull riding event were a bunch of intolerant rednecks.

[nadine2k101]

why the hell does he sing the Kazakhstan national anthem in America? I'm a liberal democrat and even I don't do crap like that, I am an American first.

[jiggaboohoo]

@nadine2k101 because he is pretending to be a kazakhstani reporter..

[93224956]

@nadine2k101

Yeah how dare someone who isn't American express national pride. Damn straight.

[Maxcaliberman]

typical cop. being a prick. asshole carries a gun and acts like big shit lol

[PhellEphell]

@Maxcaliberman how was he being a "prick"at all?

[Maxcaliberman]

@PhellEphell being less than a real man and exercising his badge. need i say more? everyone is big when they are holstering a handgun.. or any gun for that matter. put him in a situation with a real threat WITHOUT his gun and the results are different.

[Maxcaliberman]

@Gulmaidan really?

[cu62kb52kh]

can i touch?? :D

[Gulmaidan]

kazakh people are not like this. why he act like this. he just looks stupid!

[HughieDixon]

@Gulmaidan It's actually making fun of our ignorance.

[ashscogs17]

u like baseballs? hahahha

[xhandxofxhonorx]

5:98 "DO IT MAN DO IT!!!" look at borat :DDD i cant stop rolling!! xD

[gtleadvoice]

U. S. and A! U. S. and A!!! ahhhahahahahahahahahahah EPIC!

[anonymous133711]

hahahahahahahhaha 

[ieatsushieveryday]

Savannah is in Georgia, not Texas.

[bozak920]

HAHA "which side do you want to win?" "we're in savannah so, we hope for savannah" "FUK YOU"

[SHiiiFTYYY]

3:35 getting head from a dog?

[MrTargaszewskii]

chocolat face HAHAHHAHA

[aimee7575]

Hi LOSER

[MrSmoki1]

I'm Okeeey!

[miro7818]

kazakstan is number 1 the greatest country in the world

all the rest are runned by little girls

[yvgenimalkin71]

wtf the russian words make no sense. like wtf is dhjbgwcfbn?

[Vovk3]

@yvgenimalkin71

It's not supposed to make sense, ha ha.

[litlemidget]

@yvgenimalkin71 hes trying to say "Jak sie masz" which means "how are you" in Polish

[auggiedoggy]

@litlemidget : I wonder why he didn't learn a few Kazakh or Russian phrases.

[SinaProductions]

jwka haha

[doorslammerules]

moments with borat seems to be very very awkard lol

[gugabool1]

lololoool

[AudioKid2k8]

"Fuck you!"

hahaha

[TehZn]

Baseballs

[primalpump10]

lol, can i touch?

[rujtj]

were is this clip from?

I didn't see this in "borat" movie! 

[SteveyW0nder]

@rujtj It's from Da Ali G show, this is probably from around 2002.

[samsung54369]

no huh no, no no huh no, while his 6 chins waggle

[didi8620]

400000 tampons. WTF?!

[SnoekFilms]

whahhha the man with chocklate face!! haahha

[WilhelmPolzl]

chocolat face

lol

[zewuchto]

@WilhelmPolzl

He mean NIGGA :)

[arso21]

1:19 Your ass and a.

[Sk8erkingguy78]

which side do you want to win FUCK YOU

[lukeycc67]

that high five made me spit my heineken everywhere from laughing

[Ficka007]

ahahahahahahahahah xDDDDDD in the shower xDD sooooo crazy xD

[Totenwecker]

US and A loool what a fuc....Land : ) Only Stupid People

[permian11]

@Totenwecker oh yeah for sure, 100 percent stupid people. Idiot.

[JonLeibow]

@Totenwecker Saying an entire country is stupid is...well, stupid.

[benmcd170]

why do they wear shos in the shower

[Jeremiahmountainman]

@benmcd170

because public showers are filthy. it's hygenic

[DejectedPanda]

40,000 tampon?

[KinkyCuban]

I LIKA SEX high five!

[LaughingSurgeon]

40,000 tampons, lmao!!!

[iDansWorld]

@LaughingSurgeon No applicator!

[BlockBoi25]

4:43 WTF?!?! LMFAO!!!!!!

[davidjb65]

Dyien Dobry and djiekujie sound more Polish then Kazak

[gregchance324]

we shoot dogs in a feild and then have a party!! That might be the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life... i was just crying of laughter!!

[SingHouse]

hahahaaaaaaaaa love how he sings the anthem that's priceless.

[Clorox43434]

haha, Fuck YUU!

[bodioto]

lol wtf!

[fltrekjc]

I hate borat but he makes me laugh sometimes

[mortablo13]

@fltrekjc why would you even comment?

[tombrokaw3]

I love USA! I love sex... haha priceless

[tiewebb]

i have 40,000 tampon,with no applicator,bahahahahahahaha

[gittys1982]

Did you pay some money to theyr Boss to win??.........HAHAHAH

[HighCastle10]

What a beautiful song... not long enough though. lol.

[batoufdu34]

nice men

[SaintsXLIVchamps]

LMAO 3:14

[ZeroToleranceKnives]

It's funny how more people cheered when Borat asked if they love baseball than when he asked if they love USA.

[fuckrobinson]

right after the kazahi anthem he starts singing in hebrew. kum bachur atzel ve ze laaoda ( wake up lazy boy and go to work)

[mixmafiadj]

this guy is insaine! what apro! respect

[osafiiracit]

OMFG

[gh4pwner]

make this a series!

[HighCastle10]

@gh4pwner It is/was a series (well Borat along with a few other of Sacha Baron Coen's characters, like Ali G and Bruno)... and a movie too!

[cr0ttych0p]

i have 40 thousand tampon. no applicator

[kunjidee]

OH PULEEZE....thats the GAYEST cop I've ever seen...and he said NO???? hahahah

[oohlalalaohhlala]

@kunjidee give him a pair of short shorts and hes the cop from the villiage people

[Smokinsweets254]

who cares where he's from he's fuckin hilarious

[oxoXGeeXoxo]

................ "I OKAY!"

[JestAnoutherPistol]

@MrUploadTHEdownload fuck u

[Linkon819]

the bayseball players are fat!

[sublimefan14]

@Linkon819 what's your point?

[slavahonda]

borat is actually an isaeli actor he is singing ins 2:11 in hebrew

[RUHDready]

no hes a british actor who happens to be jewish

[slavahonda]

hes from israel.... speaking in hebrew in all borat mvie an borat series....

he came to u,k ...

[RUHDready]

yeh u could be right... all i know is he obviously grew up in uk

[manniman82]

@slavahonda He's born in west London actually...

[swaywillkillbush]

umm he is actually a MADE UP character by a brittish bloke ;P

[DeanHynd94]

lol

[FetusSexytime]

lmao he makes up the words to the anthem. he says "kazakhstan kazakhstan, moge zrobic dam" loll it means " i can make, give" in polish , and then he just repeats Astana, kazakhstans capital. lmaoo.

[YouTedious]

2:38 wat is name of dei ehh, chocolate face who play de cop

[usedcarsales]

you win me

[slytown]

Kazakhstan, greatest exporter of potassium!

[yoeldg]

2:01

קום בחור עצל צא לעבודה

"wake up lazy guy,go to work"

[shottasballin]

i have 40,000 tampon no apllicator u want i give to empire

[MrWrestleManiac1]

LOL 3:48 fuck u LOL

[usuckbad2]

guillable idiots...

[letsgobears000]

the sand gnats blow lol GO POWER

[ChloeCaoimhe]

@pureirish12 they really pretend!

[mightyhand]

they really pretend its a mockumentary. so only borat and his crew knows whats going on and everyone else thinks its fo real.

[pureirish12]

I don't see why people downrated my comment I was only asking a question

[Deepsand101]

HIGH FIVE!

[pkerch00b1]

2:33 starts pasionate singing

the baseball crowd is much nicer than the republitarded texans at the rodeo in the movie