I terribly miss Season 1 Damon! :( He was sexier and funnier! Season 3 Damon got me already bored with all that Stefan-Elena-Damon crap! I'm sick of the love triangle! I want badass Damon back!!!!
EVERYBODY!!! VOTE for IAN at teenchiceawards for best sci fi actor and male hottie .you can vote everyday one time so do that dont let stupid robert or bieber win this..
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"Damon Salvatore, you don't have much on you..." "Well. I'm tough to fit on a card" *** "Sorry I'm late. My dog at my....nevermind" *** "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" "I'm a vampire...what's your excuse?" *** "Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out"
At 1:29 Damon : Am I the only one around here who's putting 2 and 2 together? Stefan : *BLANK* Damon : Isobel.. Hello? Stefan : *BLANK* Damon : Isobel dated John when she was 15, she gets pregnant and ends up at the doctor's office of John's brother Stefan : *BLANK* Damon : Now what do you think John's role is in all of this, hum, I mean go, think about it, I'll wait. Stefan : So you think John is Elena's father? Damon : Ding Ding Ding LIKE THIS IF YOU LAUGHED GODDAMN ASS OFF IN THIS SCENE!! :D
1:53 tive que crises , KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
JullianeA 4 days ago
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JullianeA 4 days ago
Hes awsome, and i love the background song so funny
babejosh 1 week ago
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I terribly miss Season 1 Damon! :( He was sexier and funnier! Season 3 Damon got me already bored with all that Stefan-Elena-Damon crap! I'm sick of the love triangle! I want badass Damon back!!!!
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ziinhalovesJB 1 week ago
"Ding ding ding ding!"
OpinionatedLove 1 week ago
in what episode is part 0:05?
KStewLuv 1 week ago
1:53 ding ding ding ding xD
MegaMilos999 2 weeks ago
@MegaMilos999 my favorite moment :)
kalioppea 2 weeks ago
@kalioppea favourite :)
kalioppea 2 weeks ago
im a vampire whats your excuse lol
SuperAwesomeLuke 3 weeks ago
"I'm a vampire, what's your excuse...?" lmao
AyumiLunaticKid 3 weeks ago 10
haha that music! xDD amazing...makes it even funnier x)
ballettqoere93 4 weeks ago
loll damon: sorry i'm late! the dog ate my...never mind. lolll i bet he was gonna say my home work..coz they were at school
1413naomie 1 month ago 3
Elena: "Stefan?" Damon : " Better" Elena: "You Look a ..." Damon : " Dashing? Gorgeous? IRRRREZZZISTIBLE? " LOL XD
Avril0100 1 month ago 3
From wich episode is when Damon takes half of his pants off?
BbyDolls86 1 month ago
@BbyDolls86 LOL not afraid are you... xD
MrsMusicVids 2 weeks ago
@MrsMusicVids LOL no :D I just never seen that episode, and it wouldn't hurt me to watch it ;D
BbyDolls86 2 weeks ago
@BbyDolls86 teehee x
MrsMusicVids 2 weeks ago
"Ding1 Ding! Ding! Ding!" -lol:)
Damonslady7 1 month ago 11
Damon- "Well I'm tough to put on a card." lol that's kinda one of my favorite parts I laughed at that too lol:)
Damonslady7 1 month ago 2
Elena:''Stefan?''
Damon:'Better!''
TheCindrellagirl 1 month ago 62
please can you check out my vids?????
XxTVDgirlxX 1 month ago
hmmm yes damon we do think ur dashing nd gorgeous and irresistible
XxTVDgirlxX 1 month ago 9
im all reality he's a complete and total asshole, but....he's still too lovable.....
Formerchief95 1 month ago
yep
TheTheSPARKLERz 2 months ago
Dont listen to the ppl who say you should take away the music.......its really cheerful
Luckyclovers279 2 months ago 6
Sorry im late dog ate my... never mind. Epic!
tvdfanforeva 2 months ago 5
@tvdfanforeva lol I loved that part:)
Damonslady7 1 month ago
THE MUSIC :D
TheSundayinbed 2 months ago 5
Its good but you really should not have the music ..
Hiphopruler13 2 months ago
Luv them all..make more!! He is so hot!!!
mamaveros 3 months ago
its founders day im her to eat cotten candy and steal ur girl I love Damon
hardyvampygirl 3 months ago
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Wizardwiwizard 3 months ago
they have an orange tinge !?
TheGoldlady123 3 months ago
Haha I'm a vampire what's your excuse!
lost619 3 months ago 4
"what are YOU doing here?!- i'm a vampire what's your excuse" lol
sweettyful818 3 months ago 5
"stefan?- better ME- Damon you lok hum..- Dashin' gorgous irrizzzzzistable?- recked" ahaahahahagh best scene
sweettyful818 3 months ago 6
@sweettyful818 yeah i totamy agreee
sweettyful818 2 months ago
and funny
nlechler 3 months ago
damon hawt
nlechler 3 months ago
this music suckss
jonnib10 3 months ago in playlist jonnib10's favorites
Damon told Stefan about Isobel and John and that Elena's adobted and than Stefan told that Elena so she would think that he came out with it. *__*
XxElenaGilbertx 4 months ago 3
Damon: "You tried to kill me!"
Alaric: "Yeah, well you did kill me."
Damon: "..."
MissMcAwesome 4 months ago 6
I'm a vampire,what's your excuse ?
themissdarky 4 months ago 8
Damon <3
ladybuglol1 4 months ago
Elena: Stefan?
Demon: Better!
-Me: Much better! *-*
irit63 4 months ago 3
These wouldn't be complete without that music XD
PaigeyLou1 4 months ago
im not going with you tried to kill me , well you did kill me, shit ....
The504gab 4 months ago 2
What episode is 2:28?
yousuck3141592654 4 months ago
Like if you wanted Damon to strip tease at 1:05 :) *wolf whistle*
BrunetteNinja12 4 months ago 5
His sarcasm makes my life.
omnomnomn00bs 4 months ago 8
dingdingdingding :D
leonorerochlitz 4 months ago in playlist leonorerochlitz's favorites
Damon - *answers phone* 'Hello?'
Alarick - 'Hey its Alarick Saltzman.'
Damon - -,- 'Before i hang up how'd you get this number?'
Damon - 'I'm not going with you, you tried to kill me.'
Alarick - 'Yeah well you did kill me.'
-Phone incomming call'
Damon to Alarick - 'hold on'
-Damon takes new call-
Damon - 'What?' -,-
LOL!
TeamVoltturi 4 months ago 5
"i'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl" hahaha
SummerBaby07 5 months ago 5
hehehe lawl really funny gawd heheh
sweetrockchick01 5 months ago
totally irrezzzistible
Banshee022 5 months ago
Man: What are you doing here!?
Damon: I'm a vampire.... what's yout excuse?
Haha xD
SofieV16 5 months ago 8
@SofieV16 that man is Mr.Lockwood
shannonalderman97 5 months ago
Sorry im late the dog ate my never mind
SuperVampirelover11 6 months ago
"You tried to kill me!"
"You did kill me!" Damon looks guilty...
See, anyone else would never dream of having this conversation. Damon makes it funny;).
MegaLollypop27 6 months ago 4
Which episode is the first scene from, anyway?
aletheswan2 6 months ago 2
i m in love with damon :X
TheYuryloka 6 months ago
Well, actually I think it is worth mentioning, that Ian Somerhalder is a great actor. Otherwise Damon would not exist that perfectly.
lovestorywriterable 6 months ago 197
0:51 HIS EYES
lovestorywriterable 6 months ago 3
Can I say how much I LOVE these videos!!!!! Seriously hilarious. Love Damon<3
dominicana922 6 months ago 3
"Lets not kill anyone tonight. your words, just pointing that out."
Thumperway1 6 months ago 2
oh my god that BODY !! IM GONNA CRY !!! :'(
habibakhattab18 6 months ago
i love it :D
myszorkaaa 6 months ago
"the dog ate my..... never mind!" :D ARHAHAHA he dosnt even have a dog! :D
Emmisio123 6 months ago 5
'damon salvatore.. we dont have much on you'
'well.. im a little tough to fit on a card'
'a room full of women, clammering to want a date with me....... sounds tasty'
HAHA. i love him
leanora14 7 months ago 3
"stefan?"
"better."
"you look...ummm..."
"dashing, gorgeous......irrrrezzzistible." (I lawl so much at this part!)
".....wrecked."
TheNeonZebraa 7 months ago 5
what episode is 0:25?
yeahitsSharm 7 months ago
"nooo, buzz kill bob." LOOL oh god he's hilarious. and this music just makes it even more funny
Brok3nWishes 7 months ago
Who knows what episode Elena finds out that they are vampires and how she reacts? I need this for something
Number1hugninja 7 months ago
Beautiful
SchleichFanit100 7 months ago
the music is just amasing
toniekid 7 months ago 2
"there's no risk u do"true damon
XJadeGilbertHere 7 months ago
1:15 LOL "oww..."
xxladybug94 7 months ago
"well i'm tough to fit on a card" ROFL
xxladybug94 7 months ago
at 1:54 Ding ding damon is hooooooottttttt<3
coolgirl84733 7 months ago
noooo buzzkill bob!!
I think he was referring to stephan right??
Well he couldnt hav put it better!! :D
KeriiXOXO 7 months ago
What are you doing here?
I'm a vampire...What's you're exuse?
Calcutta12 7 months ago
"let's not kill anyone tonight, it was your words just pointing that out." haha rotflol
vampireloverml 7 months ago
noo, buzzkill bob!
qwertybirdyasdf 7 months ago
'i'm the better, hotter, superior choice...' thumbs up if you gave an Amen to that.
Team15Jake 7 months ago 395
@Team15Jake AMEN lol
CrimsonRose1000 4 months ago
@Team15Jake AMEN SISTER!!!!
Damonslady7 1 month ago
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TheHellokitty510 8 months ago
i love damon<3 :)
lovelifeforeverhim 8 months ago
i hate the music
smoothi1 8 months ago
@smoothi1
I know it fucking shit.....i can't hear what Damon is saying, which i believe is the whole point of the video !!!!
TamaraAndTheDemon 7 months ago
love it
damonobsession 8 months ago
@damonobsession haha ur username :D
KeriiXOXO 7 months ago
@KeriiXOXO my username it's all me xD
damonobsession 7 months ago
@damonobsession I like it :D
KeriiXOXO 7 months ago
The best thing about Damon - other than his incredible looks and hilarious sense of humor - is the fact that he is a total ass.. And proud of it ;)
chocoholic88dx 8 months ago 2
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wow... this music is perfect for him!!! :D
sasi1412 8 months ago in playlist The Vampire Diaries
I luv the bit I'm A Vampire What's ur excuse? lol
TheJessica5158 8 months ago 7
ding ding ding ding .. i love you damon :D
DelenaPetroVatOr 9 months ago
what is the episode at 2:22 please
Georg1926jessie 9 months ago
@Georg1926jessie :- i think its episode 21 or 22 " season 1 "
DelenaPetroVatOr 9 months ago
so you think that jhon is elenas father(ding ding ding ding)....lol
MacLollipop07 9 months ago 3
1:54 ding ding ding ding
namtiptan 9 months ago 7
what does he say at the end? :D
TheWuzzy 9 months ago
@TheWuzzy "Oooohhh, buzzkill Bob!" hahaha
TheRenae724 8 months ago
These are great! I can't get enough Ian in anything or Damon! :)
Sistarella76 9 months ago
Who would dislike this?!
32coacoa 9 months ago
1:54 ding ding ding hahaaa
danyestrella1 9 months ago
''irrrrezzzistible'' xd
Xx0dxX 9 months ago
i like that part when he says " IRRRREZZZISTIBLE? " .....:))
JoeLoveMusic1 9 months ago 6
ha ha ha ...he`s so funny ...and HOT <3
JoeLoveMusic1 9 months ago
-what're you doing here?
- I'm a vampire... what's your excusse?
LOL Damon is so... freaking amazing!
jupiterblack15 9 months ago 4
he is sooo much smarter than the rest
xoxo276 9 months ago
i love how much of an ass he is
73Stargazer 9 months ago
Love Damon :)
aleanajadeskywalker 9 months ago
BEFORE I HANG UP HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER ahaha
poseytoesy 10 months ago 2
As much as I dislike Damon I will admit he's got a great sense of humor and some amazing one liners.
divinesynder 10 months ago 2
most annoying music ever
xxLilyBieberxx 10 months ago 5
I'm A vampire. Whats your |Excuse?
kailygirl456 10 months ago 4
"greetings" haha :D
Ewilforever 10 months ago
hahaha... DAMON ♥
jessilisiousMusic 10 months ago
"I'm the hotter better superior choice..." loooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooove him
sweettyful818 10 months ago 4
0:08-0:11 hahaha LMAO hahaha he is better!!go DELENA!!
Narutokyuubihokage02 10 months ago
nooo buzzkill bob!! XD fav line!! <3
JessJW94 10 months ago
wow
loveangl2011 10 months ago
sounds tasty . LOL
GirlEdward 10 months ago
"Damon Salvatore, you don't have much on you..." "Well. I'm tough to fit on a card" *** "Sorry I'm late. My dog at my....nevermind" *** "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" "I'm a vampire...what's your excuse?" *** "Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out"
chicletyachillapeppa 10 months ago 5
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Damon: You tried to kill me.
Alaric: Yeah well you did kill me. XD
2:18 Hold on. What
oh so funny XD
Beyza1995 10 months ago
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Beyza1995 10 months ago
Stefan: So, you think that John is Elena's father?
Damon: TING-DING-DING-DING! :))))) epic :)))
Giulia142593 10 months ago 5
No! Buzz kill Bob! lol
xxxUzumakiEmmyxxx 10 months ago
damon is so damn sarcastic...and i like it! lol great video!
grinnabee 10 months ago 4
aditimeow 11 months ago 105
the music is so fitting :D
scorcap8 11 months ago
1:52 lol
joannacullenxo 11 months ago
hahaha, the first scene in this clip is one of my fav moments in the whole series...
senselessapologies 11 months ago
Amazing!!!!!!
PurpLePrinCes5 11 months ago
@mishabear1177 its probably from elmo
Sarah33433 11 months ago
ok! Sefan was my favourite but you switched me to Damon!
loveXxtwilightxX 11 months ago
"What are you doing here?" "Imma vampire, what's your excuse?" hahahaha xDDD
Aly96Bg 1 year ago 5
lol, I take it that it's not okay with you guys? xD
kakefyll 1 year ago
whos taller damon or stefan?
MusiicRoolz 1 year ago
Damon "You tried to kill me" Alaric: "You did kill me" hahaha epic! xD
NightWalker9210 1 year ago 4
"A roomful of women clamoring to win a date with me....sounds TASTY." <3 Damon=he's the yummy! XD
46LCG 1 year ago 3
what r u doing here
i a vampire whats ur excuse??
xKatherinexPiercex 1 year ago
0:01 0:02 his body, Heaven.
MsHelen23 1 year ago 2
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MsHelen23 1 year ago
hahahaha! the show would be sooooo off w/out Damon! I luv this guy, n his sexiness much helps ;)
absatou22 1 year ago 2
amazing
Lovelifstusup 1 year ago
Stefan "You think JOhn is Elena's father ?", Damon " Ding ding ding !" XD LOL
Romanticvampyre6 1 year ago
what episode was 2:10 from??
ladydog876 1 year ago
@ladydog876 i thought that too! :L :S
MusiicRoolz 1 year ago
I hate seeing the emotion Damon.. it makes me want to cry :p
Damon needs to get back to being an ass haha
Unloven 1 year ago 2
"Noo, buzz kill Bob." Best line EVER!!
AccessorialAnnna 1 year ago
"i'm a vampire, what's your excuse?" ahah the script for this show is GREAT.
ClareesyPeasy 1 year ago 2
Damon is really the best and funniest moments of demonstrated
damonessence 1 year ago 3
I love the eyebrow thing he does...Go damonnn!!!! <3<3...Hes the reason this show is so damn funny and interesting!...
angekmoon2050 1 year ago 2
I don't know about you but I think Damon is a better character than stefan.
bartzky101 1 year ago
man he is so wonderful TEAM DAMON he izzzzz amazing
Jettamae98 1 year ago
ohh i love this scene at the beginning <3!! :D
Damon is so sexy !!^^
PizzaZumMittagessen 1 year ago
what does damon say in the end??? cant understand..
amookerji 1 year ago
i cant hear him with that fucking music
xRealxKagomex 1 year ago
@mishabear1177 the goose steps high from the Aristocats
xxxsagafanxxx 1 year ago 34
@xxxsagafanxxx LOL the minute the song started playing, I was laughing my ass off!! xD Nice series!
Timamalao 1 year ago
ok if he wanted to be more of a you-know-what he should've said "Stefan ate my..." it would've been even funnier. Team Damon! :D
123ilovevampires 1 year ago
Hell yeah, Damon!!! U r soo dashing, gorgeous, irresistible!!! <3
Helena27crz0 1 year ago 4
The dog ate my... soryy Damon but I don´t understand this.
AshleyandKellanlove 1 year ago 5
@AshleyandKellanlove the dog ate his homework...
xxxsagafanxxx 1 year ago 58
i think i now know what a stroke feels like
kaitlin91 1 year ago 20
@kaitlin91 xD sorry
xxxsagafanxxx 1 year ago