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  • I was trying to figure out why this soundtrack sounded very familiar... then I realized that the Total War mod "The Fourth Age" which is a Lord of the Rings mod, uses parts of this soundtrack.

  • Dwarf army

    Captain:Ok,men we have to fight some mama's boys,who's ready?

    Army:oh what a pain in the ass!

    Captain:Ok,ok you lazy drunks ONE BEER PER KILL!

    Army:Nah,to many work...

    Captain:aaggrrhh...OK...TWO BEERS PER KILL!!!

    Army:TO BATTLE!!!

  • My son of two years have a big black beard after hearing this music

  • Gather some axes dwarves!

  • Hammer and Axe, Mining and Drinking, this is the dwarf way!

  • @ToshitheWolf how bout?? ladies???(^^)

  • @pressurecross I can see it now.

    "Hey there woman! Love the beard, gives me something to hang onto!"

  • @pressurecross o-o don't know.

  • I never forgot that first section EVER. It always resided in the back of my mind, like some...residey thing.

    Dwarves are fucking awesome is all that needs to be said.

  • Gaudete, quia peruentum Nani cum brutis vi eripere nos de tam horrendum horrendum implevit dolor sit amet!

  • Barouk Khazad ! Khazad ai-menou !

  • You know, this actually sounds a lot like The Hobbit song, "Far Over The Misty Mountains Cold". But it's great as it's own, too!

  • fuck humanity, I want to be a dwarf

  • aucune musique n'a aussi bien traduit l'âme du peuple nain

  • Sooo...Guess who just got his first Smithing commission ever in making an anchor and is growing the thickest beard this side of the misty mountains...

  • I know the most of the people here are english or at least english speaking but is here anyone who knows the book "The Dwarfs" by Markus Heitz (originial Title "Die Zwerge"), I think this is one of the best books which was ever written about dwarvs (exept Lord of the Rings of course)

  • @Genexperiment100

    Markus Heitz hat viele gute Bücher geschrieben, aber 'die Zwerge' ist wirklich seine beste Reihe, auch wenn es kein direktes Happy End gibt.

  • Gloin is so cool with that super large hammer

  • I love this I made a record for minecraft of this song

  • BARUD KHAZAD ! KAZAD AI MENU !

  • 'There is a battle coming, I can smell it!'

  • it should be a great metal cover !  lml

  • Remember lads, nothin' stands taller then the might of a dwarf! May your beards grow ever longer!

  • stand tall my bearded friends !!

  • For the dwarfs!

  • khazad ai menu!!!

  • the best Dwarf is Gimli son of Gloïn !!

  • @Bateau1313 I disagree. it is Thorin Oakenshield, son of thrain, son of thror, heir of durin himself.

  • 4 people are beardless bastards!im sorry i had to say that!

  • I want DL link plz

  • 4 elf's have seen this lol... :)

  • Take heed of these mighty people, and forge thyself in their likeness: be as steel and stone!

  • Dwarves are really badass

  • watching epic Gloin pose... notice sidebar add is for Lord of the Rings Online.

    Coincidence? Or Gandalf Meddling again?

  • I love any kind of this, dwarvish... industrial, kind of music.

  • el epic musica

    epic music

    efsane muzik

  • Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!!!

    Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you!

  • Born under Stone, die by the Stone! tis is the way of DWARVES!!

  • For Khaz Modan! oh... wait this is LOTRO music... not WoW... errr...

  • gralem slabymi krasnoludami tylko i wylacznie ze wzgledu na muzyke xD a sie po paru dniach i taktykach okazalo ze nie sa tacy najgorsi;)

  • GOBLINS ! PATHETIC SCUM !

  • Hail the mountain stone i was forged from, i am moving back to the hills next week, i will let my beard grove longer den the half feet it already is! i am short and i am proud of it!

  • 4 dislikes??? what kind o' elven-boot licking-dolts clicked the dislick button. by clangadin's fist i otta smash yer face in with the but o' my axe.

  • I have to return to listen to this every day, I can't get enough of the dwarven smiths all hammering in unison.

  • Last week I bought an anvil and put it in the garage... My wife thinks I'm a total dumbass.>.>

  • @ADwarvenBard

    If your wife had a beard she'd understand.

  • @TheStrangerFruit Severe shortage of bearded women in our cursed world. -.-

  • @ADwarvenBard somehow i know how you feel

  • @ADwarvenBard Then tell your wife if the apocalypse happens, you'll both become a valuable members of the community, because you'll be able too forge things everybody needs....that or tell her you want a divorce.

  • @ADwarvenBard Get a forge and take up smithing. Lots of stuff online about it. heh. If I had a house, I'd love to get into it. Apartments don't make for good metal smithing :P

  • @ADwarvenBard You work that anvil until your ears bleed and your beard hangs thick from your face.

  • @ADwarvenBard :))

  • @ADwarvenBard And she's probably right.

  • very LOTR, very dwarven.

    BARUK KHAZAD!

  • ya i heard of tht song its good when i have my mic on i just play it on my ipod some times it anoys them including when where battleing at night

  • So I was thinking about shaving.

    Then I saw this...

    And I said, fuck it.

  • @snowninja7842

    Lol :]

  • @snowninja7842 EPIC COMMENT XD

  • @snowninja7842 shaving is for pussies and elves.

  • And mount of sauron who don't like this

  • dwarves are always so badass

  • Dwarf <3

  • I like it! I search two damned years for this. And I found it. :D :D :D

  • Remember the old days when elves and dwarfes fought side by side like brothers.

  • @Tiefseethunfisch Yes,remember the old days when those pointy eared basterds were not traitors ?.

  • Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!

  • Long live Thorin, son of Thrain, and heir to the throne! And Gimli, son of Gloin, Elf-Friend, and Fellow of the Ring!

  • Ge'ready Dwarves!

  • "Nothing stands taller the than the might of the dwarves" - King Dain

  • Dwarves are my myths!! Proud to be Khuzd!

  • Seriously why isn't there a loop button?

  • "Its the dwarves that go swimming, with little hairy women!"

    Gimli

  • Who you callin' a stunty ya long legged orc faced hammer fodder?

    Come 'ere ahn sez it so I can barsh ya thick skull proper wit me warhammer ya sorry excuse fer a tree huggin' fur foot twig thing!

  • Why are dwarves so freaking awesome in every game i've played, every film I've seen and every book I've read?!?!?

  • @Tanzo158 You should read The Dawrves by Markus Heintz (not sure if I spelt that right) Brilliant and most of the main characters are, of course, stunties.

  • @Tanzo158 Cuz we ARE AWESOME ya twit!

    I swear..some people can make ya almost stop drinkin....almost....buh not really...nah....WHARS ME MEAD???

  • Love Gloin's crazy smile

  • Elves? WHERE? And where the fuck is my axe!?

    Kill 'em all!

    All hail Durin's folk! Baruk Khazâd. Khazâd ai-menû!

    ... and beer for everyone!

  • @kisielification *elf aims for the back of your head* I don't take kindly to that.

    But if you're paying, I'll let it slide. ^_^

  • @CalicoVall

    Hmpf!

    I do not fear you, you sorry elven weakling! Drop you bow and take a REAL weapon!

    Ehh, and where the fuck is my axe when I need it? Maybe I will just smash your face with bare hands... Or kick you arse and left you nice autograph. What'd ya think, eh?

  • @kisielification

    I think you better find that axe before you find out how well Nagarythe steel shaves the beard off a beardling like yourself. Or we can save our energy for the forces of chaos and enjoy a draft of Bugman's Best I 'liberated' from a greenskin warparty up the road?

  • Salud por HELM!

  • 2 elves and a goblin dislike thi...

  • does the dwarf in the front have a badass grin? or am i looking wrong?

  • Where'd you get the songs? Their awesome!!!!

    3 people are gay elves...

    I witnessed a gay fight between 2 High Elves on Warhammer Online the other day lol.

  • @NinjatoBlade if you could actually read and understand not only flame your nonse you would have red where they are from.

  • @Nhordmyr Hmm... I ment where'd he download it, and when I found out, was to lazy to get rid of my comment.

  • @NinjatoBlade And let me guess, they both noticed the stubby dwarf and teamed up and nerfed you. Right? LOL

    But seriously, save your vicor for the Greenskins. ^_^

  • @CalicoVall Um.. No, they asked for my help in calling the other one gay, I ended up becoming friends with one, but for about 2 hours they were annoying everyone in the group, at first it was funny, but after a while... Lol.

  • @NinjatoBlade T_T Then You've never grouped with a real Elf and not one of my pansey cousins. ^_^

  • @NinjatoBlade And no hard feelings. ^_^ Just screwing around. Besides, I like kicking Greenskin ass much better or in my case filling their asses fill of arrows and then shove my swords in. Bitch to clean, though.

  • @CalicoVall I take it you play WAR then? Aye, killin' greenskin is a hobby of mine.

  • @NinjatoBlade Of course. I'm not too snobby for an elf, so I don't mind company when I'm hunting around Thunder Mountion.

  • @CalicoVall Server? Looks like we're mergein' tomorrow... Good bye Ironrock...

  • Tuck those beards in!

  • Baruk Khazâd. Khazâd aimenû!

    For Durin! For the dwarves!

  • holy.... shit....

  • they may not be the tallest the prettiest but they are fucking BADASS

  • Durin's folk are the sturdiest of all the races!

  • Dwarf's are the strongest and the smartest!!!

  • I reinstalled the game yesterday and since then I am kicking some brutal ass 5 times in a row. Plus my sister who wanted me to install the game the first place. Only with dwarves, no other races used yet. Elf are gay tho.

  • Dwarves to ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sharpen Yer Axes, Open the ale taps! The Dwarves are here!

    That is what that picture says. And It is Bad-ass

  • I'm reinstalling this now.

  • 3 dislikers are orc scum :D

  • @Lorihian the 3 orks made an offspring

  • ...and that there are no female Dwarves and that Dwarves just POP out of holes in the ground!

  • dwarves kick ass

  • i really like dwarves, i wish i were an dwarve in the age of lotr and eragon... those are amazing and the coolest race ever, those are strong and very impressive, i like their weapons and armors... i don't find many things about them it's shit, because many people think dwarves are 30 cm and soo... they think those are little men who lives in trees.. it sucks! i want to see movies about dwarves but there are not movies =(

  • dwarves for ever :D

  • If u think dwarfs aren't the strongest race in the old world go tell that to Gotrek Gurnnison muahahaha.

  • @Drakki100

    That would surely be the last thing to say at all ;-)

  • so then mates, i want to be a dwarf in my afterlife

  • It is not Mozart but has the mood and is very good for RPG sesion

  • Imma Hobbit myself, loving the simple life, eating, drinking, chilling etc.

    But I do say, the Dwarfs are pretty epic looking, being Norse/Germanic just makes them look even cooler.

  • @ND999taufan totally agree

  • The hatred between the Dwarfs & Elves is created by the Germanic & Norse people.

    But the Dwarfs do know to team up with Elves from time to time, which is a pretty cool combo if you ask me. But the Norse also created Black (Dark) Elves, which are kinda cool if you like Elves who like torturing people, wear black armor & ride on Black Dragons. Too bad J.R.R. Tolkien did not add Dark Elves, but he did create Orcs, which are the best Fantasy creatures ever, especiall yin WARHAMMER Fantasy. WAAAGH!!!

  • @ND999taufan Dark elves? I had that Napoleon-Liger feeling about you.

  • @ND999taufan waaagh here, waaagh there. its getting really annoying. your fucked once the empire or the dwarfs invent machine guns.

  • i would love to be a dwarf in lotr

  • Man you guys are nerds.

  • @snowdevil002

    Yes.

    Anything else?

  • this song is great

    lotr is great

    the dwarves at bfme2 are great

    EVERYTING FROM THIS IS GREAT!

    anyone who pretends to believe something else is fooling himself, spoken by a true lotr fan

  • @jaguarbest thumbs up.

  • @Hunnia000 can you block the negative people?

  • holly crap whenever i play i just use men of the west because i love there style of fighting but after listening to this song im just speechless but i still wouldn't rant about the elves because they have completely different styles of fighting.

  • Fuck those gay elvish cunts, dwarves always busted their pretty arses.

    Anyone who hates elves THUMBS UP!

  • @uzickismrad well I hate lotr and dragon age elves but I cant say no to the high elves of Ulthuan.

  • @wicNKWD37 are those one of those fag long haired pussies who cry over the destruction of the forests, fight only with bow and gay fag ass magic? Are their elven asses so beautiful that makes clouds cry?

  • @uzickismrad nah they the dudes who saved the world with their kickass swords and kick ass knights with huge dragons with kick ass magic with kickass navy.

  • @wicNKWD37 Is there any game with 'em?

  • @uzickismrad well yes you have the miniature tabletop game witch is extremly huge. check em out on google. search warhammer high elves.

  • @wicNKWD37 but methinks that band of nasty dwarves would make short work of those fancy-pants XD

  • @uzickismrad check out the warhammer dwarfs. pretty badass.

  • @wicNKWD37 DIE YA ELF!

  • @uzickismrad Die you fat drunken SHORT dward midget!

  • @wicNKWD37 FUCK YA YA FANCY-PANTS! BARUK KHAZAD! *slash, stomp*

  • "Pick up those beards!" - King Dain

    :3

  • If you're a proud Dwarf, then thumbs up!

  • I work out to this music, talk about motivation to get those extra couple of chin-ups.

  • Dwarfs are like Vikings/Germans, They use the Runes, so they're epic.

  • @Kdssow They also use squares and straight lines. :P

  • @Kdssow both Vikings and germans are gay, Dwarves are Jews.

  • @uzickismrad WTF?

  • @uzickismrad Well I rather be proud to be a gay Jew and proud to my people, than to be an abusive misshaped negro child who lives in a ghetto in Seattle who needs despirate attention.

  • @Kdssow Ima dwarf, ya peace of troll shit

  • @uzickismrad Clearly you're a little child who tries to get attention by being a little abusive immature prick, I'm not going to waste any more time on you, good day.

  • @Kdssow clearly you are some stupid nazi.

  • @uzickismrad wtf. 

  • @Kdssow suck our dwarf dicks

  • @balerinauzicka Dude, you go suck my Dwarven cock instead.

    Runes = Viking/Ancient Germanic/ = Used in LotR by the Dwarfs.

    DUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!

    Dwarfs are epic.

  • @Kdssow I know that your dick is dwarven in size....Dwarves are Jews.

  • @balerinauzicka ignorant, immature pile of shit, you're nothing but a waste of air right now.

  • @Kdssow and you are virgin fag elf.

  • it seems three elves disliked the vieo.

  • people only look down at dwarves out of fear and respect!!!

  • i <3 the dwarfs :) small little creatures but tough

  • Protect your beards !

  • ''Bring your pretty face to my axe!''

  • when i heared this song for the first time, i searched for it right after that, you made it man, thanks

  • i sometimes use them in this game and there even cooler in rise of the witch king long live king Dain and Gimli and his father Gloin it is cool that in the latter not that long after the fellowship the even regain moria for once and all couse duren the 7 is leading them to a great fictory long live the dwarfes

  • Man I'll never get why people like elves better than Dwarves-you don't see the Dwarves falling to despair and running away as hope dwindles. A Dwarves response to the long defeat-FIGHT HARDER!

  • @angrydead A-fuckin-men brotha! People don't like dwarves cause their not pretty. Their short, often fat, and ugly. People who like dwarves look past the look and like them for their personalities and beliefs *Although the beards do tend to look awesome*

    Thats why in MMO's, the dwarf player base is often the nicest and most helpful. It's not about looking cool, it's about being cool.

  • @Captbigbeard What do you mean? Angrydead never said anything about Dwarfs being ugly lol

  • @Captbigbeard thats right bro, proud to be a dwarf!

  • @Captbigbeard ugly? fuck those muppets real men wear beards and what other race can claim to routinely kill things more than twice their size?

  • @Captbigbeard I find it similar with both Dwarves and Orcs in most games. I played WoW ages ago and that's the way it was. In fact, until blood elves the majority of the Horde was like that, lol

  • @Captbigbeard Aye, mate! But dwarved never look ugly! They look strong, not fat, and they have the fizique of a real viking! Theys height doesnt matter, but the witts!

  • @Captbigbeard Your words man! They could inspire people!!!

  • nothing stands taller than the migth of the dwarves!.

  • i love those sogs and i love the dwarves of middle earth, there so cooooool!!!

  • the dwarves will have something to say about this

  • It would be sooo cool to here this live!

  • this song is full with passion!