Super Mario Bros 3 and The Wizard - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[GhostbustersRulez]

that stuff anout hell in the game sacred the shit outta me O_O

[3CTV5]

Now that i have your attention, Super mario 3 is epic.

[3CTV5]

mario 3 sucks

[darkluigiman]

12:45 I love his reaction.

[playinandworking09]

I wonder what his theories about Super Mario World and Mario 64 would look like :3

[PuqTheBest]

@playinandworking09 That the ''L is real'' sign in the ghostyard dont stand for Luigi. It stands for satans real name Lucifer! That peach actually is Jesus! Jesus was behind the stone burried because he died. so was Peach, or atleast she was trapped behind a stone mosaic painting. Mario is god, he is killing the devil, saved Jesus and bringed peace to the earth! (muchroom kingdom) And thats my view of Super mario 64!

[lucasnx17]

theme player: okay... *walks away*

[threadysparrow]

the kid says california as if he is about to faint. wtf?

[threadysparrow]

Tobey Maguire was in this movie as one of the goons and he had a mullet

[ginger6596]

the beging brings me back

[Forthelemon]

I notice that whenever you say the word "review" you put the emphasis on the "RE" part. I always put it on the "VIEW" part, so it kinda bothers me.

[Knoh]

14:12 Wilhelm-scream :D

[benjamin656564]

14:20 that's when the video goes all apeshit

[rccer2134]

You can sell the games you don't like at game stop, you know that right?

[Forthelemon]

@rccer2134 He likes this game.

[Lacusness]

@rccer2134 Sounds like you didn't even bother watching the video.

[RobinOlsen2011]

@rccer2134 Do you really think they accepts nes games?

[RonRaziel]

Your hell theory actually made me wonder.

[PugsrUgly]

Your welcome.

[supersonicman64]

best reveiw ever

[brutalistlegend]

I love how S.M.D.C.2K B.C v4.0 b keeps screaming fuckers.

[devilmaycry5fan1999]

My friend found this offensive

[mrbuzzybee1]

@devilmaycry5fan1999 i thought it was super cool

[ShadowRave]

15:45 Eternal Darkness reference! I enjoyed that.

[U2B643]

Yea i remember when YouTube looked like that... FUCK BALLS 

[urangelofdeathawaits]

Oh my

[bumbum435]

I found that seriously offensive.

[HCMSladyDAWGS]

Is this a joke

[cfhcowboy]

dude i like the wizard lol i have the dvd lol 

[xMurderxmurderjoey]

the piano makes everything sound epic

[Draginvry2]

I love that headset.  It reminds me of a scouter from DragonballZ

[Draginvry2]

Nice intro.

[MsThemuh]

After watching this video i will never trust nintendoe again. Good god

[MugenHeadNinja]

wtf this was awesome and why the hell did jesus keep saying FUCKER!

[TheCombatking97]

@MugenHeadNinja actually that isn't jesus, he's really Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 BC version 4.0 Beta......BITCH!!

[souljubilant12]

that girl that comes out is a singer from Rilo kiley indie rock band

[SirDrinksAlot1989]

who are you?!? go back to the wonder years you piece of shit.. haha

[TheDingoFury]

the 1st vid ive seen from him and holy shit from a mother fuckin shit balls

[arten800]

WTF Mario Bros 3 its sponsored by satan

[MikeToonist]

Loved the intro

[TheWillyBe]

I found that the last level wasn't the hardest level, the second last level in world was by far the hardest, the one with all the plants.

[SpartanProductions24]

Exorsist reference ftw.

[Rob64Strife]

anybody else notice he changed shirts, no green slim at the end. kickass video though, this is the episode that got me hooked.

[DEVILFOG1776]

what was the music when James gets all "Oooh the devil is watching" ?starts at 11:10 i think

[SpartanProductions24]

@DEVILFOG1776 11:05 actually.

[irvinspider54]

i love the power glove.....its so bad me: he was serious

[per437]

do u have a behind the scenes of SUPER MARIO BROS.3 & THE WIZARD because i would love to how it was all done for instant:how u tore the snes apart.which i am tryin to find one but cant.is there anyway u can help me out i have as follows:

nes(no games),sega genesis,turbo grafx-16(kick ass system in my opnian),ps 1,ps2,ps3(w/ 10 games),wii (w/ 70 my fave is skylanders,pirates of the carabien(which u play all 4 movies and any lego lic. game :indy,batman,harry potter-i dont own them yet

[CyberMcRock]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIIIIT!!!?" Best part XD

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

14:13 I lol'd at the wilhelm scream

[Wildman979]

i liked the guitar hero part in the intro lol

[tyranitartrainer1]

means power

[tyranitartrainer1]

p is power

[Azf12]

WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!

[LuisErickCoyAceves]

15:15 AVGN, you own a Sega Saturn! why don't you review it?

[shoopdawhoop9871]

@LuisErickCoyAceves he blew it up XD

[DragonUltraMaster]

The dude at 1:40 has the skills :D

[TDThomasPL]

0:37 I have the same t-shirt xD

[Frozone470]

4:29 - 4:40 I love how the kids are acting like they're playing and the one idiot playing acts like he's got parkinson's disease

[411811318152399]

I love the Nostalgia Critics response to this review

[Titan990]

12:53 string

[epicnerd905]

I'm scared...

[Ermac203]

wow holy shit old youtube layout

[bryanlroberts13]

I would live this dude more if he said jesuses power level is over 9000

[Ninjadude973]

You seem to know alot about Hell and Satan...

[QuanticBlitzStudio]

@Ninjadude973 Well he's the nerd...

[Ninjadude973]

Man I love how informative you vids are :)

[megahawk98]

i found an awsome glitch on this game

[qwerkiller123]

Do u rilly destroy games and concels

[TheTabofantasy]

Mother of god.

[mrbuzzybee1]

FUCKERRRRRRRRRZ!

[thepsynergist]

Rest in peace old youtube layout.

[JesusL64]

14:11 Willhem Scream

[techstalker1]

damn talk about having a strong recoil for that super scope

[Asainpowa]

That Kid is really annoying whenever he says "California"

[captainzaptain]

well, this video certainly went in a weird direction

[crosso221]

And i got 50000 points in less than a minute on double dragon

[crosso221]

This game is tricky dicky

[danielvuurman]

What kind of crack were they smoking? ummm lets see, probably the best kind to make the best game ever!

[MetalMetallica1986]

Jenny Lewis sent me here.

[danbaker90]

BEST. EPISODE. EVER.

[bobnick7]

DID YOU REALLY BROKE the snes

[MakeAGameWithMe]

@bobnick7 it was a defected snes

[regiroiseel]

@bobnick7 ...Broke?...You mean break,right?...

[TheSupermanbanjo]

@bobnick7 It was a broken SNES.

[ERiiK98]

606 Bible Game lovers disliked this video. No, Literally!

[zJOIEz]

ahhh old youtube its a sight for sore eyes

[zerooftime1122]

heh heh, pee...

[DilemmaSTS]

this game kicks ur ass til diarrhea comes out ur dick

[Murdock129]

The possessed NES sounds kinda like Duke Nukem with a seriously bad sore throat

[ThereWasNoFreeName]

i hope he has some drugs left after making this video

[LordAzanko]

normally i like his videos but i am sorry to say this one was plain awful it was just not funny.....

[adsa1997]

@LordAzanko i agree...it was kinda creepy to

[LordAzanko]

@adsa1997 well it just disappointed me normally he would put out a funny video this was just a miss

[PCgeekist]

super mecha death christ... lol

[XxXJames666XxX]

Talk about console wars.........

[TheWildHippieFilms]

@XxXJames666XxX He already did...

[XxXJames666XxX]

@TheWildHippieFilms Im talking about the war at the end...HERPA DERP

[EastCoastDude99]

Lucas from The Wizard is a registered sex offender in real life now. No joke.

[AN5x5]

p means power

[walk1ngkontrad1ction]

Last bit of the video.... that's quite the conspirisy. OH DEAR GOD. I'll never touch my Mario 3 game AGAIN. O_O

[NASCARFAN160]

LOL @ THE CONSOLE PART

[rafaelsot01]

Hahahahahahahaahahahaha

[mortalkombat4life]

604 dislikes..... THE FUCK?

[cookingavirus]

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[zeldafanful]

only 63 more likes to go...

[3271westy]

the super mega death christ should of been in The Exorcist lol

[VIIRise]

Holy shit I'd forgotten what the old Youtube layout was like.

[Medalion]

CALIFORNIA!!!

[JBKiller103]

603 people hated the fan versions of the theme song.

[SalaComMander]

Super Mecha Death Christ B.C. v 4.0 β (whew) and I seems to like the phrase "Watch your fucking language!"

[PokeH0bbes77]

The first AVGN episode I ever watched....and so made me a fan for eternity. James Rolfe, you are AWESOMAZING.

[robb1nbanks]

Super mecha death christ B.C version 4.0 beta BITCH

[Pimpsyjm1]

Super mech death Christ needs to be in The AVGN Movie!!!!!!

[sikokiller12]

lol did anyone really take much notice of your score when you play nes games? I know I didn't, all I cared about is beating the game.

[sikokiller12]

gayest intro ever. lol

[L4ptopgirl]

this video made me want the old layout back

[Anosplicer]

@L4ptopgirl don't EVER listen to those fucking idiots who like this new layout and think it's better, always tell them they're wrong and fucking morons. what has happened to youtube!? D:

[TheGta473]

12:28-12:46 VECTREX

[Tch0rT]

@TheGta473 LOL I noticed that too. I was like, "wait a min, is that a Vectrex? YES IT IS." Cult. \m/

[HikariKouno21]

Good old Youtube; Such nostalgia, damn the new layout,

[danielvuurman]

at 1:50 i couldn't help but laughing

[McDoobyzz]

you gotta be a nerd to let that retarded idea play on like a game

[Strudel288]

Heh! TCM2 reference!

[bbadbitchh]

By the time I reached 13:21 I was like what the fuck? gotta love AVGN

[earthshaker1213]

P could either mean power or princess.

[anonamatron]

@earthshaker1213 P actually means Pussyfart. The princess gives you the P-Wings, right? Mario isn't propelled by his tail, he's propelled by pussy farts. The P-Wings are like bottled, concentrated pussy juice, capable of farting out at a rapid rate. With the normal tail, Mario just uses his bond with Princess Toadstool to mentally gain a few small farts from her, thus only six arrows in the pussy fart meter at the bottom of the screen.

Alternately P could mean Pagina,

[pikachu7567]

@anonamatron Pagina is Spanish for "page"

[anon7096]

High Tech Jesus destroying Super Mario Bros 3 straight from hell? Damn, I sure as hell didn't see that one coming.

[DjNicksy85]

Epic ending!

[jerold6314]

who the fuck are you go back to the freakin wonder years you piece of shit!

[jerold6314]

he's bent out about going to Ohio.

ohio? OHIO! 0#!o

[CHRodz]

600+ SOPA Lobbyists don't like this

[darsus07]

It is just me or the N64 joystick is fucking horrible?

[reggiardito]

@darsus07 By looks, yeah, it sucking fucks (I said that intentionally) but it's actually pretty comfortable to use. and the joystick's awesome.

[Zemium1994]

P = Power?

[drewski4u]

fun fact: roger ebert gave the wizard 1 out of 4 stars calling it a thinly disguised commercial for Nintendo video games and the Universal world tour. The wizard is finally just a cynical exploitation film with a lot of commercial plugs in it, and it is so insanely overwritten and ineptly directed that it will disappoint just about everybody and serve them right for going in the first place.

[iKaylind]

i did not expect this to turn into the exorcist.

I'm favoriting.

[NejiMarth64]

Nearly died laughing when super megadeathchrist came out

[mrbigshoworelse]

oh god... WHAT HAS NINTENDO DONE?

[Frobe1357]

FUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR­RS!!!!!!!!!!

[guncannon109]

@Frobe1357 Watch your fucking language!

[TheYoshiller5]

THUMBS UP IF HE IS SOOO AWESOME AND THE DISLIKES ARE PEOPLE WHO SUCK

[mrbigshoworelse]

@TheYoshiller5 get off the internet, you ignorant retard.

[Ryufan60]

LOL!! Myspace! XD

[coopercastille]

I don't give a damn if he ever reviews ET, I think this is his best review

[extremeloco23]

@coopercastille in the avgn movie he will review et

[coopercastille]

@extremeloco23

i know, i'm just saying nothing will top this review

[extremeloco23]

@coopercastille hopefully the avgn movie will :) it would be so awesome if it turns out to be his best work yet

[MrMadMongoose]

CALIFORNIA. That made me laugh my ass off

[poisonpop666]

10:15 c'mon ya piece of shit.... c'mon MOVE YOUR ASS!

[KalaskanBullworm]

WTF did I just see in the last minutess? It was awesome! 

[labhomie222]

FUCKERS!!!!!! YEAH!!

[emoianboy2]

aculay nerd theres 6 sons and 1 daughter

[emoianboy2]

HEY NERD come by my house i have a smb3 game to take your ultimate turd on it!

[NeOnThEcOdEr]

HE TOUCHED MY BREAST! lol best part of the movie

[EmOputty]

was not expecting that battle

[Knightlip]

65 More dislikes and the number of dislikes will be 666. Oh shit.

[video166]

And to think super mario bros. 3 is my favorite game and it is filled with satanic symbols XD that's really creepy...

[Alaska1925]

I'm Christian, fuck yeah!!!

[TheGabrimax]

FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAARS!!!!!!!!! xD

[supervenom2000]

FUCKERS!!! LOL

[darthjarp666]

Holy Shit..

zaaap!

Whatch That fucking languajee!!

[Starlucid1]

600 likes....THE FUCK?

[RoyalZebraGirl]

@Starlucid1 lol i can't wait until they have 666 dislikes

[Benjlmao1996]

@Starlucid1 you mean 600 dislikes, brah

[awesomemanny1]

@Starlucid1 try dislikes

[macattackk29]

a lot of shit goes on in your room, James

[MegaCakeFan]

EVIL BEWARE... We have waffles :)

[macrons593]

So, the only thing that can deal with satan is a mecha-Jesus that keeps yelling FUCKEEERS!!!! ?

[DarknessManifest]

15:28



[DarknessManifest]

13:40 OH YEAH FUCKERS!!!

[DarknessManifest]

14:45 @_@

[DarknessManifest]

WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!

[theUltimateBadass146]

watch your fucking language!!!

[mayrin1112]

But if the demonic thing isn't true then what does p and pow stand for

[LANmaster7]

@mayrin1112 Power, duh.