Neither can I, but the problem is that Rob won't let him go because he's a "loyal soldier", or whatever Rob called him. He really does need to go though because he's SO ANNOYING!
I've asked before, and I'm asking again: WHY WAS THIS MAN ON THE VILLAINS TRIBE?! He's a HERO, and one of the greatest players EVER! You da man Coach!
The big problem with him calling himself Dragonslayer is that he was the only one calling himself that, but he kept insisting that it was his nickname and that other people called him that out of respect for his genius. In short, he gave himself a grandiose nickname because of his enormous ego, and he repeatedly tried to claim that it was bestowed upon him by others based on their awe of his skill.
I realized that the only real problem with him calling himself a Dragon Slayer is that Dragon Slayers are human. The greatest one of all time, Gawaine Hardy, was killed by a dragon after slaying fifty of them, and Coach was voted off because of Errin mostly. Both of the Slayers were done in by little dragons.
"The Darien Gap" - yeah sure, me too... yeah really and I guarantee you haven't. People who have had those experiences don't boast of them... True warriors don't go around espousing one line philosophies they have read from the back of wheatie boxes, true "warriors - samurai" have a quiet demeanor an inner strength they don't have to convince anyone...... what a freakin joke.
Hahahaaaaaaaa medieval experience . yeah!!!! Oh my gooood LmaooooOOOO yeah sure you can destroy your brain tumor by thinking positive and meditating, dude, you´re awesome!!!!!
Why didnt you open a white magic clinic yet? Ohhhh my GOOOSH you are freaking hilarious I have to watch this once again,....
" Coach" leads the symphony in my town, haha :) he kinda creeps me out
charjuju17 8 months ago
coach is such an awsome character for this show..i kinda wish the warrior alliance really came to fruition
brabbit695 9 months ago
You know something? Philip from Redemption Island reminds me of Coach, EXCEPT...
1. Phil is a weakling.
2. Phil couldn't be half as elloquent as Coach if he practiced elloqution for twenty years.
3. Coach's pep talks had strength and substance behind them. Phil? Not so much.
Cereghini 10 months ago
@Cereghini phil is just a ignorent asshole that calls everyone a racist who stands up to him, i hate to hate him, coach is the MAN.
chinglis 9 months ago
@chinglis
Don't you mean that you love to hate him? But anyways, yes, Coach is the FREAKING MAN!
Cereghini 9 months ago
@Cereghini nope, i can't stand phillip and the sooner he's voted out the better.
chinglis 9 months ago
@chinglis
Neither can I, but the problem is that Rob won't let him go because he's a "loyal soldier", or whatever Rob called him. He really does need to go though because he's SO ANNOYING!
Cereghini 9 months ago
ahah he is my college coach
proskill00 1 year ago
@proskill00 nice where at lol?
survivorfan1234 1 year ago
this guy is such an arrogant and cocky retard. really, i hate him. he lies to everyone!
painmovies 1 year ago
I know the guy whos coach!
LPSGamerGirl 1 year ago
i like his story of him gettin kidnapped by the midgets then they beat him for like 4 days straight but finally he escaped.....this dudes a joke
Koopa512 1 year ago
I've asked before, and I'm asking again: WHY WAS THIS MAN ON THE VILLAINS TRIBE?! He's a HERO, and one of the greatest players EVER! You da man Coach!
Cereghini 1 year ago 3
@Cereghini damn right! He's a hero, though and through.
MultipleScrotum 1 year ago
this will always be my favorite season/favorite group of people
giddyHattie 1 year ago
Wow, this guy has watched The Last Samurai WAY too many times.
mordred612 1 year ago
Why is he villian? He's not all that bad
Patrick19833 1 year ago 3
coach is god! i bet he could swim to england and back all in a afternoon.
tco2007 1 year ago
all i have 2 say is w-o-w
sArAhBeTh8637 1 year ago
Coach Coolest man EVERR !!
gerardway147 2 years ago 5
No. Coach!!!!!
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago
coach the dragon slayer :) at least survivor is more funny with all his theories and blabla
oligonare 2 years ago 10
The big problem with him calling himself Dragonslayer is that he was the only one calling himself that, but he kept insisting that it was his nickname and that other people called him that out of respect for his genius. In short, he gave himself a grandiose nickname because of his enormous ego, and he repeatedly tried to claim that it was bestowed upon him by others based on their awe of his skill.
mikeclaw 2 years ago 6
That is the most awesome thing about it.
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago 2
I realized that the only real problem with him calling himself a Dragon Slayer is that Dragon Slayers are human. The greatest one of all time, Gawaine Hardy, was killed by a dragon after slaying fifty of them, and Coach was voted off because of Errin mostly. Both of the Slayers were done in by little dragons.
Cereghini 2 years ago 3
Woah, I totally figured out who Coach reminds me of: my old boss. He was full of shit too.
iluvshajalan 2 years ago
Coach is full of TRUTH!
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago 5
Coach is the owner of a great many souls! I love this guy.
MultipleScrotum 2 years ago 4
i agree with jt..DELUSIONAL!!!
and taj for that matter when she said he belonged in a mental hospital..
LOVE JT!!
libby16125 2 years ago 4
coach nate gilo babi.... koya gilo.... meme celako ar nate tu..... aku raso otok dio rosok doh... kecek mcm bdk2... ngarot supo org gilo... hahahaha
nikotina100mg 2 years ago
let me translate that..
Coach = Mentally Unstable..
hehe..gilo ko mu kecek klate sini? :)
NotoriousFIQ 2 years ago
He is such an adorable character... such a funny and colourful person!
dahanovich 2 years ago 21
i wonder what meds hes on, i want some
herschypie 2 years ago 4
Coach Part Deux:
"The Darien Gap" - yeah sure, me too... yeah really and I guarantee you haven't. People who have had those experiences don't boast of them... True warriors don't go around espousing one line philosophies they have read from the back of wheatie boxes, true "warriors - samurai" have a quiet demeanor an inner strength they don't have to convince anyone...... what a freakin joke.
ccpirate 2 years ago
Hahahaaaaaaaa medieval experience . yeah!!!! Oh my gooood LmaooooOOOO yeah sure you can destroy your brain tumor by thinking positive and meditating, dude, you´re awesome!!!!!
Why didnt you open a white magic clinic yet? Ohhhh my GOOOSH you are freaking hilarious I have to watch this once again,....
path2runner 2 years ago
Coach is the man!
manetuck 2 years ago
he deserves a slap
RyanLovesSprite 2 years ago 5
more then one.
1churchill2 2 years ago 3
LOL.
RyanLovesSprite 2 years ago
yup, a dickslap.
xromeo13x 2 years ago