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  • لعبة خايسة

  • Serious Sam 3 BFE better

  • Bad graphics my ass...

  • @carlosperezvidal oohh i got it , it was mike avalon ;D

  • When I tried the game expecting something like: Oh! I will have freedom to shoot without following a linear view of doings based on this and that.

    After uninstalling the game the word for a synonym is: Circus.

    I felt a teenager playing Xbox who did not know Duke Nukem until now, playint a game between Playboy House-Mansion, GTA series and Quake 4.

    FAIL

  • @Schuurdakmovies mickey avalon stroke me

  • what's the song man ! :o please help, i know the name but not the rap guy

  • @Schuurdakmovies stroke me by billy squier

  • @carlosperezvidal nooo ;o , i mean exactly this song not the regular this guy sings it different ;o

  • i am going to get this game today :D

  • @java100man...

    good for you T-T

  • @java100man shut the fuck up :D

  • whats the sooongs name..????

  • wats the song in the trailer

  • I wanna play this game, but when I was watching this commercial through my ps3, I accidentally jizzed all over it.

  • Its a Trailer. FUCK OFF WITH ADS DAMMED!

  • LoL a monster with 3 boobs 1:27 xD= Duke Nukem rocks!

  • The song's the only thing good about this game lol

  • -Generic Youtube Commenter

    ''DUUR I HATE THE GRAPHICS ON THIS GAME FUCK THE GAMEPLAY GRAPHICS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT COUNTS...now excuse me while I go play minecraft

  • now what's the song? and duke nukem rocks! I'm playing it right now... I agree the graphics aren't overwhelming but it's a good ride.

  • @B3NN3001 The song is called "Stroke" by Billy Squier. But this seems like some remix version.

  • You can't take this game seriously. This is an homage to how mindless and fun games used to be exp. Quake, Unreal Tournament, Turok etc..

  • Hate to break it to u guys, but IGN(fags who dont know ANYTHING about gaming) just gave this a 5.5 out of 10. wheres my fucking shotgun.

  • @FPSMoses Compared to the other game review sites, IGN was quite generous. Gamespot, Gianbomb, 1UP, take your pick. The general concensus is that the game is just plain bad. I'm disappointed, but I can't say I'm all too suprised

  • @InternetMovieAddict8 i saw the ign one first, i cant believe they took it seriously.

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU CAME HEAR JUST TO FIND THE KICKASS SONG :)

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU WANTED TO SEE THIS TRAILER JUST TO KNOW THE SONG:) ALSO IF U SAW THE TRAILER ON SOUTH PARK :)

  • 0:31 Haha tits xD

  • Duke Nukem will Nuke the aliens

  • Hot girls

  • @MichaelandCesar But you like men

  • I bet $1000 you'll hear moms complain about duke nukem

  • @Turismo9000 Bro I bet you will hear it on FOX news....

  • can't wait to get I am gonna kick ass and chew bubble but I am out of guns

  • @crazyant46 all out of gum u tard

  • 1:27 it's got three fuking tits!!!!

  • WTF?

  • i mean really how good do you expect this game to be

  • duke nukem would eat CoD and shit it out

  • @cacatow way to compare two things that can't be compared for the 146, 873, 904, 723, 893, 782th time. 

  • @EchoplexTheUltimatum i said that because other people were sayin CoD was better than this

  • @cacatow Yes, it is a known fact that when you eat a fish you shit it out about 2-3 hours later

  • Scientist have just confirmed that Duke's blood is 100% testosterone and he is made up of complete bad-assery.

  • @syto24 thats an amzing brake through

  • TITTIE MONSTER!!!!!

  • shall be trading Brink in for this. Need something stupid and fun to play, remmber that? when games were stupid but actually fun? Graphics look fine, yeah maybe not on par with Cryisis or Bulletstorm,so what, gameplay makes the game. If i don't like it, im nit gunna bitch i probs trade it in like a do with most of my games.

  • About bloody time!

  • jesus the song is a piece of shit

  • @MrMIGHTYGIZMO Like your comment?

  • @G00DxGravy ehm listen to the guy sing,moron.OMG amazing,right?excellent fucking song pick...

  • @MrMIGHTYGIZMO Don't hate on the song, it's alright. What are you irish? They always whine, you're not irish, are you? Well then, shush.

  • @aztaclalz 'Don`t hate the song?' and who the fuck are YOU to tell me what to hate or not?Hell,if i posted a comment saying i didn`t like it in a rather vulgar form,you didn`t have to reply to hear me 'whine',smartass.

  • @MrMIGHTYGIZMO Whatever irish-boy, go make some bombs.

  • @aztaclalz sure mate and bomb your ass back to hell.

  • @MrMIGHTYGIZMO Your definition of hell is north ireland, right?

  • @aztaclalz and your only jokes consist of Ireland,right?

  • @MrMIGHTYGIZMO Still typin? Ok umad =) <3

  • @aztaclalz ye sure i mad.i Raeg`d.i totally smashed my keyboard in to my monitor rite nao.omg i so mad,rye?

  • @MrMIGHTYGIZMO Confirmed.

  • @aztaclalz Doctor,do i have any chance of survival?!

  • @MrMIGHTYGIZMO Yes, sir.

  • @MrMIGHTYGIZMO I came here to watch a fucking kickass trailer, not listen to a dumbass complain about the damn song. Just shut the fuck up.

  • @G00DxGravy ehm then don`t waste your precious time and don`t look in the comment section if you came here to watch the trailer,shithead.

  • @MrMIGHTYGIZMO Your the one wasting their own damn time, your most likely some 14 year old that doesn't know shit about anything, just shut up, got me?

  • @G00DxGravy woah dude im seriously afraid of you,big man.Dude don`t scare me,please!

  • @G00DxGravy hahaha you know eleven year olds know a lot about games like this an tha so shudup your probably 9 ye wee fanny

  • @x3SURR0UNDx3 wee hahahah! YOUR SUCH A FUCKING CARD!!! I don't think a gay little kid such like yourself should start arguing with a grown fucking man, like me.

  • @G00DxGravy I Don't think grown men would call themselves 'good gravy' ye dickeye.

  • @x3SURR0UNDx3 I don't think little kids should name themeselves "Surrounded by dicks"

  • @G00DxGravy you grew a bucket n liked it

  • @x3SURR0UNDx3 You grew a pair and didn't know what it was, so you chopped em off, well you couldn't see em any way.

  • good vid saints row ad and duke nukem launch trailer!

  • boobs and guns. what else do you need?

  • monkeys

    

  • for 2011 the grafix arent tha well lolz 12years of develpoment .. could be much better(only gfx)

  • WHY THIS GAY SONG????WHYYYYYYY??? where is hard rock???

  • It will be always fun...

    "I Got Balls Of Steel"

  • 0:31 BOOOOBIES!!!!!

  • pause at 1:10 and you will see that the stripper dont have any nipples

  • Should't of made a new "DUKE NUKEM" it looks terrible so does the campaign...

  • 7 ppl r complete losers

  • to all who want that kickass song, its Stroke Me by Mickey Avalon

  • @encaladus456 A shitty remix of Billy Squires song.

  • @encaladus456 thanks! but it ain´t on spotify :( dammit!

  • Hell, I'd still hit it.

  • @halo2142 oh ok, my b if i presumed you didn't realize it, its just little kids on the internet these days thinking they know everything, you know what i mean.

  • THE NEXT GEN OF ARCADE FPS GAMES!!

    is AWESOME!

  • I don't think this game will be the best game ever, but hey it looks like a lot of fun. I'm picking it up.

  • I WANT that song O.O

  • song plz

  • I will remake the 2001 trailer with this game.

  • Graphics doesn't count, the gameplay does. Counter strike Is one of the best games out there and has bad graphics but great gameplay.

  • Seal Team 6 didn't kill bin laden. Duke Nukem did

  • this looks like something worth my money.

  • you know what is the music

  • Alright that's it! I'm sick of all these graphic whores spamming the comments! If you like a game just for its graphics and don't take anything else about the game into account, you're either too young to understand (hence all the little kids spamming the comments) or you are a total fucking idiot just trolling the comments to piss everybody off. Obviously the majority of gamers prefer game play over graphics, as they have waited for this game for 12 fucking years. So just shut up and leave.

  • @MrNeoshredder I agree with you , because gamers today just care about graphics and not the gameplay , I mean how would everybody feel if duke nukem had the best HD graphics ever , but all he does is talk to aliens , that wouldn't be fun .

  • 1:10 boobs ftw

  • I CAN'T, FUCKING WAIT.

  • "Hail to the king baby!"

  • Mickie Avolon!!!

  • This Game Has Better Graphics Then Duke Nukem 3D

  • @halo2142 lol i like how you dont realize that the song is a remix, if you would've noticed the song is a rock song.

  • And I though they will show the censored version, nice going GamerSpawn, btw we need in depth analysis on this one ;)

  • 3 tits for the price of one @ 1:26

  • Online might look cool

  • oh yea im soooo gonna rent this

  • "hail to the king babe" smoke.gif

  • Rule 34 at 1:30

  • what the song called?

  • Looks good for a "ten year old game".

  • Minecraft looks like ass and it's popular

    Your argument is invalid.

  • What's the song called?

  • @JackassStewie1992 stroke me

  • @bitlhninja Great, thanks a lot! I Just subscribed your channel! ;-)

  • 5 dislikers are feminazis.

  • Epic. Nuff said

  • duke is the chuck norris of video games

  • Can i pirate this yet?

  • the most manly game _ever made_ : D

  • @attesmm And it would be even more manly game if you could play it in coop with Duke and Sam Stone as guest star.

  • June 10th I will be going to the store at midnight and playing this all day

  • Here comes SANDY RAVAGE

  • I'm not even a fan of FPS games, but I'd buy this just because it's it's THE DUKE!

  • Fuck yeah!!! He`s back!!

  • whats the name of the song

  • what the.... ??

    

  • song !!! : Mickey Avalon - Stroke Me

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  • 0:02 means a lot of fun... ;)

  • @rc88fex fucking kids these days.

  • tits

  • Pause at 0:26 or 0:28 I like how they all have huge ass's.. =D

  • Rated M for almost everything that it could ever possibly be rated M for...

    And I wouldn't have it any other way.

    FUCK YEAH!

  • Song?

  • Still 8 days left...gotta grab me some beer to make time ..disapear!!

  • Whats the music?

  • I loled

  • Boobies... Oh wait, not real boobs!

  • lmfao 3 tit boss, hell i still hit it xD lol best line ever. everyone is going to overuse the mini gun xD

  • to all the whiners who said "It sucks cause it has bad graphics"

    1) not all games are designed to run at high graphics due to keep it playable to most people

    2) not all engines can produce high quality graphics

    3) not all games with high quality graphics are good

    4) this game has a high graphic specs against a game from 2 years ago

    5) if you don't like it don't fucking bitch about it unless your a developer

    sincerely,

    an actual programmer and 3d modeller

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy I hate people who base games on graphics. COD, HALO, Minecraft, and tons of other games dont have the best graphics and they are sick games!

  • @BrahnTheHandyMan CoD's graphics are about the only good thing about it, what are talking about? :P Halo- Eh, used to be really great, getting old now though. Minecraft- Winning.

  • @Revenwazhere You're a fucking idiot. Crysys has good graphics. I dont even fucking like that game but its graphics are unreal

  • @BrahnTheHandyMan I never said anything about Crysis* you moronic piece of shit. Think before you comment asshole.

  • @Revenwazhere Nowhere in my comment did I say that you said anything about Crysis's graphics. I was saying COD doesnt have the best graphics, Crysis has good graphics. Maybe if you didnt suck dick so hard you wouldnt have brain damage.

  • @BrahnTheHandyMan Jesus fucking Christ you are stupid. Read my fucking comment again. I said CoD's graphics are the only good thing about it. God fucking damn you're stupid. I know Crysis has good fucking graphics, but that wasn't the fucking topic. it's people like you who make the whole fucking internet look like complete morons.

  • @Revenwazhere OMFG you are such a waste of space. COD doesnt have good graphics and its graphics are not the best thing about it you fucking internet noob. Fuck off and suck a choade fuck nut. Please STFU because I'm not wasting anymore of my time trying to peice together the retarded shit that comes from your keyboard that you thank are responces.

  • @BrahnTheHandyMan You're stupidity and ignorance should be written down so future generations of retards can feel better about themselves. It's called an opinion dumbass.

  • @BrahnTheHandyMan one: use spell check, please. two, the best thing about CoD is that people like you that play it get destroyed all the time. three, before going online and complaining to the internet about how you still suck on your mother's teat, make sure you know how to argue your point instead of wasting not only everybody else's time, but your own time as well. four, grow up, man

  • @thedarkwulf u mad bro?

  • @Revenwazhere this guy is a dumbass

  • @Revenwazhere lol

  • @Revenwazhere CoD's graphics are a good thing? Hahahahaha I hope that's sarcasm !

  • @PVTMTA Eh, they're the only good thing about the game, is what I'm trying to say. And even the quality of the graphics are up for debate, lol.

  • @Revenwazhere Yeah... yeah.

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy

    This game does have awful graphics on top of terrible looking gameplay, twice the reason not to buy it. Also bitching about the bitches who bitch about a game they do not find appealing is solely their opinion, if they won't play a game because it has bad graphics let them, do not complain about their choices.

    Crysis is a game that is 4 years old which has unmatched visuals, making the statement that it has good graphics compared to a 2 year old game invalid.

  • @YearZer02022

    exeptions confirm the rule

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy the graphics are still similar in quality to MW2, BO and MW3.

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy

    remeber kids less graphics mean more gameplay

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy

    Right, because when a game trys to look realistic, and fails because of the graphics, we aren't allowed to mention that?

  • @TURKEYkebabz

    the fun thing is that they didn't want it to look to realistic

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy

    The fun thing is that they are using REAL humans, REAL weapons, REAL environments, and the graphics look terrible.

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy i agree with you, but just letting you know duke nukem forever runs on a modified Unreal engine. UE1/UE2 hybrid to be exact. and that engine can preform. Bioshock 2 and borderlands is using same tech.

  • @yoiiiaaa

    they use UE3

    get your facts straight

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy

    No, that is not true it will use a mix of UE1 and 2 because of compatibility issues, they have rewrite the engine so more like 2.5. But never the less my point is that the unreal engine is very cable and you said "not all engines can produce high quality graphics" well this one can...

    so goodbye Mr "Dev"

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy Also, its fucking Duke Nukem. Who cares about the graphics. Its the Duke!

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy dude tell it man im gonnna try to help you by saying this: this is a game that they didnt focus on the graphics engine they mianly focued on the gameplay and possibly jokes cause its a duke nukem game but just because the graphics arnt the best dosent mean that the game sucks take f.e.a.r for instance the graphics in that game sucked horribly but it had possibly the best in game AI that you will ever see, so all the dbags who wont play this game cause the graphics, your dumb.

  • @CreepyMeIsCreepy who gives a fuck about any of those things, people enjoy new games because of the graphics looking superior to other, and sorry to break it to you, but most kids play games just because the graphics look amazing (not saying im that kind of person). sincerely,

    an actual teenager playing video games with friends who game. ( what the fuck does a programmer and 3d modeler have to do with opinions)

  • @fasanyawn

    I suspect your a teenager who likes COD and only COD

    COD was a good franchise but got kind off raped in the realism department by whiners like some people that complain alot (no direct offense to COD)

    and I probably game longer than you, wich is to say whole my life, wand being a programmer and 3d modeller gives you the insight how graphics draw performance back.