Chocolate Syrup Fight!

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Nicoleshea

Do I know you?

This it Tristen.s

[BrothersVSTheWorld]

i didnt pee in my pants, i just did a little..

[themonkeyshanker]

Ur a fukn lil baby

[mmmthatsmyname]

are you wearing pants?

[MegaGrover1000]

You treat your mom horribly.

[epiclulz66]

Pee fight!

[mavericksfan100]

He moves to much like there's a shark on the ground

[MrRobTopping]

america! now i am one step closer know where he lives

[Atrtrtr]

your a little brat and act like a 4 year old

[MegaGrover1000]

I hate what you do to your mom.

[mullenb2]

Thumbs up if you think that his mom should beat him. If he was my kid, I would beat him like a red-headed stepchild.

[BroncoWrestling]

@mullenb2 if you were my child id have an abortion immediatly, who cares if its a little late

[Nirvana6316]

just as he said "im not advertising" the little chevy ads popped up

[zebbythezebra1]

males are dominant in america

[EvilTediz597]

This video I think is the bridge that finalized the transition from Awkward Dax to Obnoxious Dax.

[PuckYouMeez]

& I'M TALKING TO THE PEOPLE WITH STUPID COMMENTS

[PuckYouMeez]

HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO RETARDED

[Harrydill1]

Dude... Please grow up. I was saying to some1 that its not fake and gay.

I said oh yeah fake and gay. Its called sarcasm,

[emulateit]

your movements and actions remind me of howie mandel

[shotputndisc]

ok you are a horrible son and what you do is ridiculous and you need to respect your parents and stop being a little shit

[Harrydill1]

Ya like really Fake and gay

[theeggsandwhich]

@Harrydill1 ur fake and gay dumb assnerd

[BeefandCheese24]

You're such a jerk sometimes.

[ituber23]

This kid is da bomb

[abbeeey3196]

dude, they weren't laughing at your mum being an idiot, they were laughing at her idiotic son who 15 and should no better than to pour chocolate strup all over their mum. Seriously dude, what the fuck is wrong with you????!!!!!

[ItsEriin]

Your poor mother :O ROFL!

[FunAndOnly]

this is gay ur gay

[Gurufail]

wat the fuck...just wat the fuck

[Brendan2080]

Omg Lmfao! Mom i am a human male and i am living in america! sorry i prolly shouldnt have said where i live. Omg dude you are great

[DCshredder]

hahahah wut

[BillieTheWhiteBear]

Hahaha, 2:40. "She freaks out like a - not like a idiot, cuz she is a idiot. She freaks out AS a idiot, cuz she IS a idiot." hahaha. So funny. Oh and 3:02, I think he got a little too excited about it going down her shirt, haha.

[girlsLIKEboys89]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. this completes my life.

[ChikenSupremacist]

CHOCOLATE TATAS!

[NOTfred100]

y were u in the trashcan?

[rayzinbr4n]

i was laughing so hard when i saw cause the chocolate goes gzhloOOOP

[Weedfueled]

Rofl at you guys. This kid acts.

[kw1ksh0t]

LMAO "i just peed in my pants a little"

[dinosaursrock100]

I'm scared for you...

[jessefenditv]

dude are you mental

[beckyzee]

this really scared me. not being mean or anything but you should get some help.

[Ryan123654]

wtf man ur mum must b the unluckiest girl in the world to give birth to A DOUCHE LIKE YOU GROW UP ha.. that felt good

[MynamesnotSteve100]

"im a human male and im living in america!...sorry i probably shouldnt have said where i live" lol

[000MMproductions]

its not that funny and you talk about other kids being disrspecful. if i was your dad i would slap you across the face just like your couzin did.

[bobboberan]

your mom should spank you

[whimsicalpeanuts]

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU

[Rainbow10123]

complete sexist and racist.

[Prismaglobe]

it's not sexist at all

[Rainbow10123]

The way he treats his mum can be

[sweetasjessie101]

human male? OR . . . hunman being?

[sweetasjessie101]

you didn't pee your pants, but you did a little? thats still peeing your pants.

[CurlyBap17]

Yes they were seeing how stupid she was being about the suituation

[fedexable]

r u menntally retarted . no joke

[jellyfish74]

fighting the good fight for human males.

[hairsprayfanatic101]

the people looking at you mom ?

Yeah probably feeling sorry for her for having to raise such a fucking retarted kid.

[StormRisingOriginal]

That is cool, stand-up for your rights american males!

[MikiiMurder]

pretty sure your name is madison patrello

just saying

[akanathan]

"not like and idiot but as an idiot" haha

[NicoleShea]

" Mom I am a human male and I am living in america! .. Sorry I prolly shouldn't have said where I live."

HHHAhahaa

dude this kid lives near me his name is madison i think

[emeraldslay]

You live near daxflame? Is he really this retarded?

[wethedudetts]

his name is madison patrello

go to his myspace you could see him also remember that he has a baseball cardboard cutout in his house and he plays baseball...but i love you dax flame

love the lamp!

[ChikenSupremacist]

@NicoleShea NO BERNISE

[45Diizzy]

@NicoleShea is he acting or doess he really act like this?

[NicoleShea]

@45Diizzy He is acting haha he is nothing like this

[arsenalmany]

LOL da da doooooop all down her shirt

[HaroldTheDog]

Put some pants on dude! There's children watching!!!!!!!!!!!

[BEELBOOZA]

wow...... ur retarded..... you just need to shut up... ur not funny... at all....ur stupid and have mental issues

[deathpass422]

first of all ur an ass hole for doing that to ur mom and they werent looking at her cuz shes an idiot shes not. they were looking at u cuz ur an idiot

[shadowario]

You have rights Dax......But your mom owns all of them.

[TakeThatCommunists]

Are you wearing pants?

[hiddengen]

he doesnt wear pants he wears (short) shorts. look at his other vids

[LookBehindYouQuick]

Short shorts.

Yes, he's wearing a long sleeve shirt, sweater vest and short shorts.

[PHH92]

no short shorts

[TakeThatCommunists]

3/4 of the way. Good job.

[ilysmedwardcullen]

okay did you or did you not pee in your pants?

[AndreasFalk8]

rock*

you rock dax

[AndreasFalk8]

Rofl. fock on

[nbadil]

u should have respext 4 yo parents fo sho

[kaylincooper]

Bernice you're awesome. seriously. my favorite youtube videos.

[chib02]

lol I hope youre a human...idk if youre right about the male part though

[bigbow714]

Daxflame is where I come to see what's good in America. I feel that it is unfortunate however that he slipped up by telling people where he lives. Internet security and privacy are important issues, but it seems that it's out of his hands now :/

[ArMyGiRl36]

Its just like eating a chocolate bar.

[HiddenShadow1121]

just asking, not trying to be mean, but do u seriously act like this in rl, or r u just acting like a retard?

[lizzymonk11]

SSSSSCCCCCHHHHHLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.!!!! lmao

[stevieman38]

Your mum should have got an abortion so she wouldnt have to put up with shit from an asshole like you

[wayness5]

Dax! Your so cool ,but so crule

[Flipty11]

"I'm a human male, living in america! um, maybe i shouldn't have said where i live..."

dude, telling people u live in the US wont do anything

[girlstorm09]

man most of these comments are lame and old fashioned as hell dude let the kid eat what he wants.... i dont why his mom didnt let him have it it was free so he isnt stealing it sheesh please stop thinking so old fashioned guys really......

[555MAGG0T666]

Nothing gets chocolate out :'(

[goarmy73]

i peed my pants a little i didnt pee my pants but i just did a little

[dndproductions3]

lol

[goarmy73]

vftegt5debhgtrfbhgrd

[mokechokie]

id disown you if i was your parent

[dndproductions3]

same or send him to military school

[rabbitspliff]

really? doesn't the US army have a bad enough rep before puttin idiots like dax in? or does it have abad rep because it already has? military school haha. nah, just get him to walk several metres in front of convoys to detonate any mines that may otherwise damage the people with at least half a brain.

[DeHaven1991]

Holy crap guys he's acting. Is it really that hard to understand?

[salshasam]

Yes, you do have rights, but those rights are for abuse. You have absolutely NO right to disobey your parents. Do you have any idea HOW much of a bad sin of that is?

[ZachRost]

Why do people have to bring religion into everything?

[chilliecheesecake]

LOL @ biblehumper.

[xamRedhead]

is he parkinson,, or,, high,,,or...hyperactive...cuz my brothers are a little bit worse

[darqish]

Fuck that. My kid did that to me, if I had any, I'd drag his ass home, beat the shit out of him, and lock him in his room. Don't like listening to your parents? GTFO of their house and go take care of yourself. That's another right you got too.

[ghostejg]

he just said hes name at 2:01

[RikiTikiTaviL]

u are such a little BRAT!!!!! ur parents have the right to tell u what to do if your under 18 and last time u said ur age u were 15 so they can tell u what to do.

[EBAGnXELA]

ummm disturbing uhhhh plz calm down and never do that again and seek some type of help srry

[trojan73bcn]

if i was his parent id beat the shit out of him

[trojan73bcn]

they dude under me is right, dax has almost no rights. his mom controls him and has the right to decide wat he is allowed to eat.

[Bathead0040]

You're a minor, you don't have rights to do whatever you want. She's your mom, she has control over you. :D

[galixygirl1]

poor Dax's mommy

[thatkid8520]

why did he drink chocolate syrup

[radarcivilian]

i think that's what everyone is thinking?

[ubcgraffiti]

wtf?

[SpongeBobRocksx]

its hilarious how on the videos where he's wearing his short shorts (most of them) he fidgets on the chair to show he's wearing them x]

[shannyinuyasha]

hahahahahahaha funny r awesome

[Mk200114]

So what did you do with your mom afterwards?

[ssmb06]

That's mean. Why would you wanna drink chocolate syrup anyways? That's gross. And don't be so mean to your mom BERNICE she's only trying to do what's best for you.

[helloitsmasterhulk]

hes an actor you know ...

he didnt realy do this lol

funny stuff Dax you rock!

[0heyyou0]

thats mean

[kegs4eggs]

lol bernice no u cant have that!

[guitarguy93]

I didn't pee my pants, I just did a little.

[Greyt0ne]

yah a person has rights... but your not a "person"

[Pronoob17]

very funny =P

[simpsonforeverornot]

dnt be such an ass to your mom

[itry2phly]

0:33 lawl

[zzzxxxxc]

your mom is nice enough to take you to a restaurant and what do u do in return? Pour chocolate on her? wtf? wtf?

[wildzchildzgirlz]

they were looking at u too

[siverarrow2]

ahaaha america is kinda big, thts not telling where u live

[niie8]

does he really wear like that ??

[reiiruk]

the reason he saids "um" all the time because he is making it up. for example , um... i got.. um chocolate um from.... um COWS . um. good bye.

[mysensesfail94]

i wanna c a blog wear his mom busts down the door & backhands him lol

[FRIEDmason]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Bruteciao117]

yeah it's normal to drink chocolate syrup

[VeGeTa149]

omg you are so stupid.You go out with your mom ??? whats up dont have friend retard ?? And man you are not funny im sure you parents kicked your ass at home

[monkiemon00o]

first of all it is NOT yours. second of all have you ever herd the saying "respect your elders"they are way more powerfulthan you so you should watch what you do.and lastly that could of been a perfectly good shert to were and you got chocolate syrup all down it.

[b00rn2kill2]

I think they were staring at you.

[pimpyourmind]

do ur such a jerk and u think ur funny pssh

[nume26]

I'm your mom

YEAH, but I'm your SON!

[CandiLette]

wow ur fucking retarded ur a fucking jerk

people in the restaurant werent looking at ur mom they were looking at how childish u were being and gay

[jasonjreed12]

Wow...even tho this kid has obvious psychological issues, that doesn't give him the right to be so disrespectful. That is assuming that he isn't acting. He is legit, being helped or he is a great actor. I feel that someone with his egocentric nature and his lack of cognitive reasoning wouldn't have the ability to post these blogs and have them be entertaining...just my thoughts.

[3DGxPAIN]

agreed...

i believe that this is most likely "made up" 2 b funny cuz hes a comedian... thats what he does... makes up funny stuff

everyone is so critical of everything...

[falconpaaawwwnch]

Just because he is not on stage infront of a crowd doesn't mean he's not a comedian...

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose

By any other name would smell as sweet."

Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 1-2)

[3DGxPAIN]

u obviously missed wat i said

[BlackCrayons12]

He's just a really good actor

[x0xkelbelx0x]

Ur always grounded and stuff

gettin in troubel off ur mum

chill out dax

(L)

[MissSqueeky]

"I didn't pee my pants, but i just did a little."

haha that was funny

[ADUB0017]

dude he's pretty good at acting

like a tard

[FanUnavailable]

look at 3:29 - 3:31

[FanUnavailable]

look at 3:29

[filmaniac]

He lives in America! Who knew?!

[dexterdexter747]

your a jerk... be nice with your mom!!!

[snowbetty333]

you should be nicer to your mom

[goarmy73]

look at the tank its rickters number lol shmecklhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaha "i dident pee my pants but just did a little" hyhahahahamshmeckl

[GiantRex]

i feel so sorry for his mum. I can only hope she smothers him with a pillow in his sleep.

[numbers1234658709]

whats that beep at 2:42?

[snoplau]

"The chocolate goes DELOOOOP!" lol

[meatloafcomics]

Oh, you live in America? Well, I'm coming to your house, little boy...

[jakea45]

Can I join up?

[avaadore123444]

awh your poor mum, dax.

=)

[veryevillemons]

LOL, I am a human male and I am living in America!

[veryevillemons]

Laugh Out Loud.

[moorej30]

what an asshole

[monoply1000]

man, i kind of feel bad for this guy. i think he has problems or somethin but either way hes pretty funny and he talks about weird stuff but whatever

[DuhPlatypusMan]

he's acting just so you know!

[Aerseus]

lol im not flaming, but do you see anyone else drinking chocolate?

[sanjay01666]

You're a fecking eejit.

[Dmane43]

yo mom isnt strict enough my mom would have beat my tail

[SubAtomic15]

same with me lol

[x0whatsername0x]

"and actually peed in my pants a little.. i didnt really pee in my pants..but i did a little." haha

[yadayadaetcetc]

I really don't get why this guy is famous. I just don't see it..he's not funny in the slightest

[TSTRO2396]

he is pretty good

[khakifatchief]

omg thats terrible, you are giving children horrible ideas. imagine if u had chocolate syrup down your shirt. im suprised your mom doesnt put you up for adoption.

[koolbeans2008eatit]

hhahahahahahh khaifatchief

[Tuccibird]

woops... forgot to not say i live in america... crap, u no my address!

[emotapyam77b]

You shouldn't disrespect your mom like that!!!!

[g15cy]

Your mom shouldnt disrespect your mom like that

[emotapyam77b]

your mom shouldn't disrespect your mom like that?????? what does that even mean

[g15cy]

it means fuck you

[emotapyam77b]

Please don't swear