CSI Butchers South African Accent

[mrfishgun]

My god, what a horrendous attempt as a South African accent *cringes*

[Basmatiminarii]

Ugh,All mixed up absolutely NOT an SA accent! Sies CEE ES AAI.!

[LadyAmaltheaUnicorn]

If I didn't read the title I would have thought he was a retarded Scots man

[KrENZOKUKEN]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[dyt024]

What a kak video... the oke sounds Irish in some parts! I'm sure there are plenty of ou's in South Africa who would have thought it a lakka opportunity to auditions for this part!

[crazyfig]

Hahahahaha! Is this really meant to me a South African accent? Only reason I knew was the use of the word "doff". Wow...def in the list of top worst examples of the SA accent on TV....

[GlidingGoose1]

Sounds Russian.

[ruhvene123]

This is pure crap!!! Get someone who can actually talk, and try again!

[O1LSL1CK]

Not the absolute worst I have ever heard...but it is still pretty awful

[miduke]

So was that an Irish/Cockney/Australian/Swedi­sh accent? That actor needs to get some lessons. Shocking.

[DRJordaan]

This is sad. CSI Please DIE :|... i ad my stoekkkiee hot to trot? wtf does that mean. Wha ha ha "It was raining man and dog" this is kak. no other word for it

[DeathCoreBrii]

Should have gotten Arnold Vosloo or something - not some clown with a speech impediment lol

[NicciDanielle13]

Omg .... Lol

[brianwebberable]

Its terrible. Just cast a South African actor people!!

[rdupreez]

As dit nie vir die woord "dof" was nie, sou ek dit nooit geraai het nie!

[drevil5001]

jesus christ they stuffed that accent up

[Chrisjoannides]

Sounds like a Scotsman trying to do a South African accent... and failing miserably.

[MrBluntza]

I'm south African and even i had no idea what the fuck this clown was saying... gonna do something do it right 

[TheGuyCalledCarl]

The fuck was that? I've heard better SA accents come out of my asshole bru.

[deksta21]

wow that was offensive to my eardrums! cheese and rice! and the south african accent isnt even that hard, i have an irish uncle that can pull it off and all he did was spend a summer holiday in SA. of course he was staying with us constantly which gave him plenty to learn from.

[MrCobusOosthuizen]

get those cattle prods out boys, the badass is coming home.

[AndrewTJackson]

This attempt at a South African accent is AWFUL!!!!! Hire a South African actor if you want a South African accent!

[MrCobusOosthuizen]

i had my stukkie in the back and she was hot to trot!

[tallcorbs]

I must say, as a South African I love the shit outta clam bakes.

[ubernox83]

Even Jimmy Carr's SA accent is better...

[alandonald]

That was...ummm..KAK

[yodagproductions]

jirregot dis nou wat mens 'n poespas noem.



[Pseudz]

Why not just get a South African actor who can maybe, I don't know, speak like a South African?

[LuiPardusPardus]

stereotypical Nazi/KGB (GRU) crossed with hackney with a hint of retard... unfortunately, there are some of those around us! lol "what?"

[ratty8187]

What the fok

[dubzakasaffer]

Wow regtig top klas,kon ten minste 'n regte Suid Afrikaner gekry het!

Playing the stereo type much?a White south African who fled persecution?

[88dived]

LMFAO thats just ridiculous! Sounds like a drunken south african scottish russian aussie

[francoisephillips]

a cockney/eastern european afrikaner????

[garethgravity]

nowhere NEAR close to good.

[theFarsighted]

Wow! That was seriously bad.

[ryanj252]

Urgh...what was that!!!?

[Spenelo]

That was terrible.

[BlackRedescape]

thats not a SA accent... thats... i dunno irish with drunk

[TheJanneman27]

What horrible bullshit is this?!? The guy sounds like a retard! Couldn't they just have found a REAL South African to do the acting?! It's revolting, I want to puke! I can't even finish watching the clip...

[psychowit]

hahahahahaha.



[Sventendo]

Perhaps he was born is South Africa but his formative years were probably spent growing up in Australia, Ireland, Scotland and Russia

[M4lic3M4lici0us]

I can't watch this whole video, the need to shoot this guy in the face is unbearable!

[gaiapurpure]

Yep. Definitely butchered. That accent is vocal mince.

[WolweDansFliek]

wat die vok?

[cjgroveuk]

Welshman named Andrew Howard

[nickrowan]

What the hell was that?

[sandcastlemarky]

This man is legally retarded. I know this because he is my neighbour in my caravan park.

[kkhardoo]

I heard Russian, Scottish, Irish and clam bake. Not South African.

[dillonkin]

Holy crap! This guy is bad!

[asherleej]

The Russian SAFA

[nonsapiens]

What. the. fuck. is. he. saying.

/South African

[awes0mepenguin]

Sounds kinda like Mr Plinkett.

[Ventro69]

/me writes Human Rights court. This is blatant racism!!! Someone beat this poor Ozzie so bad, he sounds like a mix between a wog and a spick!

[BrittEdwardsMusic]

Like that *

[BrittEdwardsMusic]

If i sound like I'm committing suicide O.o

[reverrrb]

I cant even understand this guy



[BondisBourne78]

Quite embarrassing, this isn't even close to an Afrikaans accent. 

[CapeTownClique]

this is offensive, i cant even understand what he is saying

[reddevil16carrick]

LMAO! hahahahahaahhahahahahahhahhaha­hahahaha!!!!!! THE fuck was that?? I couldn't tell if this mofo was doing our accent or if he was pretending to be Igor

[redmaypril]

I think there's some Italian mixed in there as well...

[thefluffyelephant]

This dude sounds retarded LOL! SO kak!!!!

[sidpineapple]

facepalm

[ColRaze]

xD As much as I hate this attempt at our accent, I have to say, it's great to see so many South Africans in one place! Howzit from Jo'burg :P

[dalepie]

Oh godddd...this is terrible. WE Don't speak like this AT ALL!!! I could barely understand what the poor sod was saying!!

[uswelike]

This is pathetic. What do people think South Africans are? A bunch of neanderthals that ride giraffes to work everyday? We do not sound like this at all and I hope people know this.

How is it even possible to speak like this? Which idiot thought that this was a real accent? Shame on you...

[ArtUnderTheMoon]

Oh my word what the hell is this! Hahaha. If any foreigners are watching this video, please acknowledge that we do not sound like that at all! Ahhh humiliation!

[12345abcdef49]

Why couldn't they just find a real South African? Lazy...

[calebtheactor]

HAHA hilarious!

[kristinemoodie]

OMG seriously??

[MrCam16]

Lol, has to be the worst impersonation of a South African accent EVER!

[Josi204]

How awful. This poor actor was badly coached. Shame on CSI. I can't understand half of what he is saying.

[laurineowens]

omg... wahahahahaha... what is it with the movies and tv series trying to pull of a saffer accent... that was terrible!!!! and i am south african, but i certainly don't sound like that lol... little bit of auzzie, kiwi and scottish happening there.. with his "doff" and "not so much as a dankie" wahahahahaha....

[MrJesushadAegis]

NZT-48*

[MrJesushadAegis]

Seems like his NZT-45 has worn off.

[Wiemba]

South African accent my ass... more Scotish American

[spider360x]

was that russian as well?? That was so crap! I cant even redo it!

[JohnHardingabc]

f*ck that's a poor attempt!



[StephenWilliamsPhoto]

WOW! that was a kak south african accent, I cant even understand him! Even the interogator asked him: "what?"

[gksa82]

Wow, that was bad. He sounds like a South African who has been living in Australia for the the past ten years trying to imitate a Scottish accent while confusing it with an Irish accent, with a bit of mental retardation mixed in.

[TheFatCampCrew]

@gksa82 and some russian

[redmaypril]

@gksa82 Definitely some Italian mafia in there somewhere!

[Mazda6B6]

@gksa82 His United Kingdom accent messes it up. Sounds more Russian

[09feb1992]

He sounds like a South African having a stroke!

[bradleydanecook]

completely inaccurate