CHEWIN THE FAT 3 - GLESGAY BANTER

[naedanger123]

@tamkukushka Okay, you wish for me to apologise for the fact that I was not brought up around the English language? Not cool man, not cool...

[naedanger123]

@tamkukushka I said that the Glaswegian accent was true Scots? Wow, I must have been out of it...

I cannot believe you don't understand my exaggerated sentence. I was commenting on the arseholeness (I know that's not a word) of these government types. There, satisfied? My argument is over the place? You don't have English as a first language then. I know that I don't... :)

[naedanger123]

@tamkukushka Okay. Learn the art of using something called 'irony'. You can obviously recognise it, but cannot understand it. Yes, the Scots UDHR is written up in the original Scots, and not that fucked-up dialect that people speak in Glasgow. Mar sin leibh an dràsda.

[naedanger123]

@tamkukushka When, in my many comments on this page, did I imply that people in Glasgow spoke Old Scots? Oh, and to your listings of the languages of UDHR above, apparently those countries aren't good enough to have a UDHR (aye right...). Old German? German is an old language, slightly changed with slang and modern words. English? That's more valid. Plus, it's intresting to see that you are not trying to defend your claim about people in Glasgow not speaking like this...

[naedanger123]

@tamkukushka Wow, you live in Glasgow and have never heard anybody speak like that? Someone needs to get out more...

The Scots written in UDHR was Old Scots. Surely, having liven in Scotland for 26 years, you would know this? Hmm...

[naedanger123]

@tamkukushka Scots is an offical language. You aren't Scottish, therefore I am afraid you don't really know about the subject. In fact, it is even in our census as a question (do you speak Scots?). It is our heritage, and I would thank you to not bash it about.

[SXI1972]

glesgay????? GLESGAE DA YE MIND

[jesusarisen]

@SXI1972 finally someone spells it right.

[MICKYMAVYT]

ah the glesgay banter!

[kevmcm1888]

doon the borrows 

[hearditman]

after visiting a well known watering hole in the west end of Glasgow we jumped a fast black home. After complaining to each other about the price of the beer in said pub the wee taxi driver piped up "Ye'd be as well drapping yer trousers as soon as ye went in the door." Oh the taxi banter, LOL.

[mrtea1874]

oh gary its an utter dullion lol

does the pope wear a mitre super lol

[xlaleclx]

Is this even English?

[xRazRHD]

@xlaleclx no its Scottish

[naedanger123]

@xlaleclx Scots.

[xlaleclx]

@naedanger123 I meant the language.

[naedanger123]

@xlaleclx Scots used to be a seperate language from English (I still consider it as just that, and so do many other people).

[AlistairIsCool]

@naedanger123 Idiots consider it another language

[naedanger123]

@AlistairIsCool You don't know Scots. Your comment is invalid. Why, then, did the Declaration Of Human Rights have to be written up in Scots if it isn't another language then? Hmm...

[paigec76]

@AlistairIsCool Scots is a language it is an offical languge

[alanmcivor]

saunas punntin hawn relife haha

[cmkills]

the very same, and full of the banter!

[MagicBayWolf]

Aw My, fancy that. Em Embronian, but i love a bit o the Banter!!

[missmoolala]

nineteen canteen... love it ma freends!

[Sh0leY]

hang the change!

we're paying for the banter :D

[CLOANMADSKWAD]

OH IMAGIIN DELIGHTS OF THE BANTER

[tadge72]

barrie white! shite! love it and im fi edinburgh!

[XCaMeRoNX96]

I only watched this for the BANTER !!!!

GLASGOW IS THE BEST

[Doddsy]

those eyes freak the shit out of me lol

[darrenjohnfrew]

"absolute head the balls" hahahahahaha

[c9590]

vid's out of sync

[StevenShambles]

nice one sherlock.

[slaphead1988]

hahaha ! I defos like these acts ! ahh the glasgae ticket ! does the pope wear a mitre ?!

[madeleinemusic]

fmfx fix the lip sinc will ya

[AngeliinaBalleriina]

i love it when gary says

"oh james i am moist!!"

lmfao!!!!!1

x

[redstarblackpool3]

Might be better if the sound and picture were in sync!!

[LOMANDYO]

VERY TRUE MATE

[xLaurenKaulitzx]

I ACTUALLY love this :L (L)

[GraphicalxX]

" Its a utter dullyin " lmao ! Dynamite man.

[mshadowsluva]

ad suk the face aff ali mc too x

[newnoise182]

it looks like a chinese kung fu film with the synchronisation

"were just payin for the banter"

[royalboxwatcher]

sittin here on ma JACK JONES SOME thinkin you'd given me a pure rubber dingy !!! QUALITY !!!! WHAT A LINE

[mcvieandrew]

what rong the voices are rong

[shmeatherxox]

we're only payin' for the banter!

[stevie20]

lmao!

[cabtattoo]

i'm from "glesgay" and it annoying when people called here that lol if u dont say glasgow you should say glesga

[theshininggenji]

Load a shite!

[Cathain78]

Correct

[baztube]

Cock

[royalboxwatcher]

i know loads of guys in glasgay who are the total spit of these 2 !! honestly !! they are oot there not just restricted to kelvinside !! noo there in the merchant city !!

[bigchappy1970]

is this the ventiloquist version

[thesteve120]

reminds me of the old heniken advert, although i think im showing my age a bit there

[murphynumber1]

faw in eh clyde n go oot wae a salmon =)) hahaha classs :D :P x

[Alba12349]

ahahaha

[AnndraMA]

WHAT A BELTER

these guys are quality

[nyhcara]

Sitting here on my jack jones and thought you were giving me a pure rubber dingy. Fucking love it!

[AlexMateyy]

lmao love this. Miss it so much now. It should be back on. Glesga banter :-D

[Papac55555]

Barry ? Barry white Shite Oh its a BELTER !!!!

[beanston1975]

"absolute head the balls!" brilliant!

[Adunn88]

Im only watching this for the banter :)

[fluffypuffytina]

wer only payin for the banter =]

lmfao!!!

[kayleighmacmc]

its out of sinc lol

[fatnickcarroll]

which bit? i'll give u a translation! just glasgow patter, the 2 posh guys are from posh bits of glasgow and love listening to working class banter in the poorer bits

[slovan]

What the fuck are this guys talking about?

[bobgrantsbus]

Love Chewin The Fat. Great characters, love the Banter boys.

[donaldsthebest]

who writes this stuff, is great

[mrsjoejonasalwayz]

Ford Kiernan And Greg Hemphill aka Those Banter Dudes

[khalithistle]

"they're absolute head-the-balls!"

brilliant

[sshbby]

OMG I LOVE STILL GAME AND SCOTLAND BRILLIAN XXxxXX

[Hiscelticfyre]

OH THE BANTER!

LMAO

[scouselad80]

love the glaswegians theyre just like us funny as fuck, and generous too.

[71dixy]

HERE HERE..............scouselad80

[thegodofsomething]

they jst say glesgae coz ther bein posh

[thegodofsomething]

GLESGA! ITS GLESGA NOT GLESGAE OR GLESGAY ITS GLESGA! jst tae let yi know

[ShibbyTheStoner]

"As the banter puts it, you'd have more fun at a Glesgae Stabbin' than at an Endiburgh Weddin'!"

Priceless :D

[MisterGlasgow]

Correct me if i'm wrong .... are these Woman Lesbians....

[XxZandderRxX]

No they are the two men that play jack and victor in still game, playing as two posh old men.

[rfclidorfc]

zandderr thers nuttin posh aboot jack and victor ya tit lol

[XxZandderRxX]

yea bt the guys that play jack an victr are playing these gay guys, who are posh lol

[CystVonCysor]

He's talking about the guys in this video, not Jack and Victor.

[burntsoup]

I must admit you get better banter with the glaswegian Taxi drivers :)

[garylssk]

"keep it hun", lol

[mdplyr442]

gesuse why we call it glesgay cosee they are gay

[Genniffer]

the barras...shopped there more than once

[cheebamcghee]

oh the barra's...

[zabman23]

barry white! shite! xD

[YUG74]

YUCK! XD

[RachaelAndersonBabes]

glasgow nummer one \:d/ ;D

[Balooo42]

Anyone here realise that the main motorway between Glasgow and Edinburgh is called........ "Mate"!!!!!!

Just wondered 'cause Scots have a habit of fighting each other and ignoring the bigger threat!

[SameJeansOn4]

am fi edinburgh a hate edinburgh LOL glasgows much better

[me2uwalliams]

Scotland...the best country in this world! get it up ye!

[Deanoshookz]

Glasgow, best city in Scotland by a mile.

[quikstylez]

best city in da world m8

[bwm5150]

Glasgow may claim musical superiority over Edinburgh but can Glasgow match a wee town by the name of Dunfermline's contribution to music? Big Country, Nazareth, The Skids, Barbara Dickson and Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull...Artists that have been around for decades...We'll see if Nutini is still makin' albums in twenty years...

[weekevypeepants]

awa an fuck the baites aff a muckle dug ya pure cunts. lochee! gititupyee!!!!!

[PADDYHTID]

edinburgh is good for visiting but glasgow is a far superior city to live in - edinburghs full of tourists and posh toffy nosed cunts if you want proper scottish then go to glasgow

[PADDYHTID]

and who the fuck pronounces it "GLESGAY"? its Glesga

[HollieTheCollie]

Joke by Alan Carr talking aboot the woman fae Glasgow that won the lottery:

"Camelot whisked her away to a secret location, but knowing Glasgow that could be anywhere from Holland & Barrets to a dentist"!

Theres a reason why Edinburghs the capital. And it was the capital long before all the foreigners come here!! The only decent thing about Glasgow is Ibrox.

[PADDYHTID]

Glasgow has a better city centre, nightlife muesems etc i mean everyone expevt people from edinburgh knows Glasgow is Scotlands number 1 city i mean letc ompare the Glasgow music scene just now - amy macdonald the fratellis paoli nutini franz ferdinand to edinburghs - ?? the proclaimers?? hahahah get the fuck outta here you dumb chookter cunt.

[tadgerno1]

the proclamers arent even from edinburgh mate so the sad cunts cant even claim them.

[tadgerno1]

the proclamers arent even from edinburgh mate so the sad cunts cant even claim them.

[tadgerno1]

the reason why edinburghs the capital of scotland is that they always sided with england for centuries and they place is full of snooty nosed arse licking posh jocks that are ashamed of their scottish heritage.

[jamiehcfc]

WELL SAID M8

[marhill20]

Coisty's a dirty hun wallaper so he is!

[jollyroger1990]

glasgow ftw

[saphykun]

I don't like Edinburgh. T_T I live here, and it's pretty much filled with imigrants, or tourists. Nothing wrong with that, but for being the capital of scotland, it's not very scottish.

[ronMexico121]

Well, that's because the as the place increases in value - local people get bought out and can't afford to stay there anymore. Sad, but true.

[djwinegum]

ya rake in yer buckets fir sumthin 2 eat

ya find a dead rat and ya fink its a treat

in yer glasgay slums!

[SaintJimmy671]

Aye and Edinburgh's full of English. It's 6 and half a dozen

[fionndan]

So many English people have moved to Edinburgh. To really understand real Edinburgh people you need to ignore the English.

[SaintJimmy671]

Dunno about that, if you ignored all the English in Edinburgh you'd be pretty damn lonely.

[fionndan]

aye, right enough! sad fact.

[quickstart20o7]

sad but true

[andythesoupdragon]

there's no English in Glasgow cos they've all been hounded out or murdered.Just watch Taggart

[SaintJimmy671]

Ahh if only...

I can only dream

[scotswahhae1984]

edinburgh will be a part of england soon just like berwick

[tadgerno1]

it virtually is part of edinburgh,full of arse licking posh jocks that are ashamed of their heritage.very sad.

[applemaca07]

C'mon the Glesga!

Haw! Embra!......cheerio cheerio cheerio

[PuppetPerformance]

Glasgow Smiles Better!

OHHH Edinburgh take the hint!

[TheCallOfTheRyan]

Glasgow is about 90 times better than Edinburgh

[26004]

glasgows well better

[nyhcara]

i thought you were giving is a pure dingy, waaaaaaaaahahahahah, i thought they only said that in Dundee hahaha pure class!

[iamthegreat17]

Edinburgh is miles beta u cn go thru edinburgh without the fear of gettin jumped !!

[amforbes]

Aye get mobbed in prince's Street instead ;) lmfao

[SkyFly07]

Aye, thats why some parts of Edinburgh are twinned with the Gaza Strip and Chenchnya

[scotswahhae1984]

you kidding ill admit it looks better more things to do but its full of polish and other mingin foriengners

[87SaL87]

Oh yeah, I meant to say...what's wrong with Greg's eyes in this??? Contacts, I assuming??? They're very hypnotizing & scary...but surprisingly attractive. lol.

[87SaL87]

OMG! I think I've just died! LMAO! This is one of the funniest things I've seen in my life! & To think, I never bothered with Chewin' The Fat when it was shown, but since becoming a big fan of Still Game, I've decided to check it out!

God bless, Ford & Greg & co. One funny bunch of lovely scots! :D

[mckeanm01]

jst luv the banter lol

[geraint0808]

So these must be the Gay Gordons I've heard so much about!

[fmfx]

aye straight as a spring.

oh the banter...

[s205chriskellas]

lol edinburgh is much better anyway

[Myself0101]

i agree

[thechevron]

moan the weegies

[fmfx]

BURSTIN WEY THE BANTER:-{} M8

[themonster75]

glasgow is tons better than............edinbrugh!

[djbobbybob1976]

ooh the banter!

[sheikyerbouti1983]

quality :)