Wow this guy didn't die

[ThatDudeSirraj]

Lucky as HELL!!!!!!! No helmet too?!?! I woulda just been happy to walk heck with a light.

And as always... VISIT MY PAGE!!! BANG BANG BANG!!!

[Tigermania08]

Screw 'hit and run'.. I call this, 'Get Hit and Walk Away'

[DaringNDashing]

OMG...........

[MrAST834]

translation: 0:08 GOD f*cking damn it you got red!!(traffic light) you got red!! 0:22 oh my god you got red light! ive got green!> i can't make out the rest due to traffic noise.

[Rawc90]

@MrAST834 was just about to write what did he say lol, thanks :)

[KKMoore90]

in america he would have layed on the ground acting hurt looking to sue

[theredwind]

heh.. took me a while to figure out where all the OTHER cars were.. and then I realized that the traffic was stopped elsewhere back on the road.. wish the camera coulda panned out to see how big of an intersection that was

[sinojtjej]

Women drivers are the reason I look both ways even if it's green for me.

[dellam04]

what is he pissed off about? it's clearly that he crossed the main road without looking..

[eleoC11]

@dellam04 He had Green light and the woman passed the road with red :)

[dellam04]

@eleoC11 still not sure who got the green light...? but since this was a woman driver, i have to believe you... LOL!!!

[nozcr]

Hmm. Oh yeah. Those Italians are going to have no problem getting out of trouble with the European Union, no trouble at all.

[devilisback1]

only in greece...

[xplatinumx15]

its his wife

[sevendiamantes]

Now that I thing about it. This video is a crash MASTERPIECE.

[sevendiamantes]

Do, what women do. ATH, MASTERCARD, VISA OR PAYPAL. No one needs to know. No need to thank me, I am here to help.

[AussieMadDog1]

Gamo tin panagia mou ehis Kokkino!!! KOKKINO!!!!!!!!!!!!

This poor fucker is loss for words!

Ehhh re Ellina!!! ;-)

[Marsdevilsvolta]

@AussieMadDog1 what is he saying though? summary of their argument if u can please.

[AussieMadDog1]

@Marsdevilsvolta He is saying "For Fucks Sake you have a red light" - so basically the chick has run a red light and cleaned the poor fellow up.

[azulcrema80]

The Afro protected him

[joker52ish]

he got pist insted of beighn glad of beighn alive

[Symbioz123]

so what if it is a woman driving the car, that is not her fault. He is just stupid

[geozgeoz]

he is greek !!! speaks greek!!

[twgallo]

This guy is my new Super Hero!!!! 

[st604boy]

It would be a women driving the car. Lol

[xXTosserCA]

Of course it's a woman driving...

[MrKyledabest]

Hit I meant

[MrKyledabest]

Lol so funny cuz he get hot and walks away like it was nothin then he get mad hahahaa, life

[pagitos112]

Woman...

[haloskullhunting]

he si liek NOW I L8 4 TACOS

[COMMYCABOOSE]

I love life. The man cheats death yet he ends up pissed off... What a world. =p 

[Landyachtzlongboard]

Guys she missed the red light to find the nearest and quickest kitchen

Like it

[MisterAizen]

female driver. :)

[h4x0rnaruto369]

wow just be happy you didnt die, stop being mad...

[luvtobehuman]

all womens are same when it comes to driving..thts why i always keep distance frm women driver... they dnt have brains..its proved.. :)

[DJLILDOG]

is the bike ok

[bigblack2018]

yo dat mofucka was bout to mexican hood on his ass!!!!!!!!1

[hailtotheking324]

see what happens...

[carlo0037]

thats why women not allowed to drive a car in Saudia Arabia .. lol

[g1unreal]

GREEKS NEVER DIE ....

[XxxIchBinHighxxX]

seems to be normal in that country... evrery one just drives past them xD

[heppgat]

OMG the car driver is a woman,some things are right about womans

[fastasfox]

Let me translate for you all,the rider thinks the lady driver is very stupid!!!

[ann0yingPed0b3ar]

i find this video difficult to masterbate to

[goltemani]

@ann0yingPed0b3ar ...wtf?



[pyasahaina]

@ann0yingPed0b3ar difficult but not impossible believe me..

[potatoe3343]

@ann0yingPed0b3ar wtf is wrong with u do u masterbate to dead ppl????

[josenimo]

fucking woman has no had to left the kitchen

[juanuqz9292]

and guess what.. the person driving was a women.

[anza30698]

The Greek chuck norris?

[CGuffin08]

Surpriiiiiiise. its a woman!

[iwuhvbuubees]

Who's right of way was it?

[iwuhvbuubees]

It hit his bike and by the way the driver is a woman hahaha

[riceicles64]

stop it at 0:06 LOL!!!!



[cwalkismylegend]

oh my fucking god

tht's why you shouldn't let some crazy bitch drive a car

[theyellow240z]

he should have gotten her number at least for later...

[Axmedkoole]

FUCK Chuk Norris.. WTF is Chuk all over every fucking thread.

[ninendowii2000]

if that bitch did that to me i would have slammed her head to the cement

[sigmiami]

Guess he meant STUPIDA!

[2cool0]

how is his leg not even hurtt???

[TheOffishillMaster]

damn women drivers

[MultiSuperDelta]

its more like "HEY IDIOT WHY DID YOU HIT MY SCOOTER"

[nikkib3224]

That guy has some balls he just got his ass slamed and got right back I wouldnt mess with this dude

[aijunk2]

Of course it was a women driver.

[MrACEMAN360]

lol typical woman driver

[bingbang3214]

that is epic. He just gets right up and starts yelling thats awesome.

[xxxZACHMAN000xxx]

not a scratch.



[paolo5B1]

No wonder the guy got hit, it was a woman driving O.o

[jasonjusto]

Girls can't drive it's been scientifically proven

[IWaSL3giT]

bull shit he said "BITCH YOU SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN!"

[sevendiamantes]

Maybe there is a way to repay the damage. You know how. Maybe not.

[Voyksed]

How did he DO it? The bike went to smitherings, he wasn't even limping! How did the car hit the bike and not his leg?

And what is that he makes at 0:06? He fucking filps in the air, landing almost straight on his feet!

[thierry21111]

fuking woman

[Kiewicz92]

lol im wondering whats he saying :p

[KingOfStigmata]

This wasn't even funny

[pnoys3nsazn]

@KingOfStigmata it wasn't supposed to be moron

[AdmiralZhao007]

MEANWHILE IN GREECE...

[maurorock445]

I´m fucking sick of comments about Chuk fucking Norris!! Stop it, it´s fucking anoying!

[pnoys3nsazn]

@maurorock445 shut up before Chuck Norris finds out you spelled his name wrong

[Gunner3210]

Oh look! It is a woman!

[surferadi96]

aaah....women drivers......

[halotube015]

you see again that womens dont can drive

[jtspiky]

i duno wot a scorchee-door is.. but im sure thats what he was calling her

[cow14nia]

goes to show how women are horrible drivers lol

[Toureebo]

"gamo tin panagia mou exeis kokkino!":p

[moizeus]

the motorcycle save his life. Instead of arguing he should be happy that he is alive

[tefras14]

@moizeus Its pretty obvious that he is in shock

[BrainDeadZombies]

@moizeus It's pretty obvious that if someone almost killed you out of his/her stupidity, you too would be angry.

[BigBen81]

@moizeus you're an idiot

[DJwarproductions1]

He saying thankas for being being my audience you were great !

[Storfeitku]

Press 1, look how smooooothly he goes :3

[1ammystery]

I think that women should not be allowed to drive !!!

They just don't match with this activity

[j4nezky]

Someone has obviously left the kitchen.

[IceCapsMeltSlowly]

@j4nezky +1. (:

[zanakax]

@j4nezky if women leave the kitchen the leash is to long

[werdCanada]

@j4nezky bahahah!

[aaadddaaammm777]

@j4nezky She had to get more groceries.

[mariosuperstar1]

Thumbs up if you think too that womens can't drive !

[anachronismca]

@mariosuperstar1 Thumbs up if you too think mariosuperstar does not understand how to construct the plural of “woman”.

[mariosuperstar1]

@anachronismca loooool you have humor i see i m french --'

[mariosuperstar1]

@Sup3rMaTT116 ?



[Fernandez218]

there's some seriously disturbing shit on that site.

[Fernandez218]

nothing toxic is the place for all the craziest videos in the world

[theiopl22]

sorry fu*king holy mary

[theiopl22]

its greek, Translation; what the fu*k, you have a red light, a red light i had green. something like that im a little rusty with greek language

[alexman706]

i would act like nothing happened to freak the driver out.

[MyJonathan9999]

he loved his scooty more than his life.......hahahahaha

[keebordcowboy]

Greek LADY drivers are the dummies biological creature on the planet.. imagine if Blond painted Brunet... it is a new specie.

[jamesblast46]

what a reaction.

I guess he is mad as hell,I would.

[Pabloski192628]

press 1 to see the crash

[sirangelsalcedo]

mm... i think that he said BITCH!!! pai attencion for a second and stop chatting on the cell phone

[boogiesbitch]

My sound was half-way down & it was STILL loud a hell !

[Skyducharme]

I find it funny when people fight but its not in English

[suuperstylin]

hes just pissed about his bike lol

[SuckMyDongha]

wow. turn your sound down before you play the vid

[MrSexualthunder]

@winniethawesome props on the title to this vid... thats some funny shit.

[PistonHonda319]

LOL STUPIDO!! STUPIDO!

[vistud2010]

i am from greece and i can tell that we are crazy :

He says that she had red light at traffic light

and he does not care about that:

he was going to dieeeee!

xaxaxaxaxax

[touahmed]

that guy deserve to fuck her.

[666jimjimjim]

why was he shouting at her?? she hardly touched him!!!

[wiknie12345]

That''s cuz the car didn''t hit the guy, it hit the motor. There's a difference in that.

[97MindFreak]

0:42 The guy on the bike pulls over to watch him cuss the other guy out.

[97MindFreak]

I could imagine how much adrenaline he had during that.

[Bigdog6665]

Fml i should've turned the volume down before watching this

[mltcm8]

What? He just got hit by a car. Happens to me all the time.

[MoreAverageThanMost]

did he die?

[jukucoca]

@MoreAverageThanMost what do you think, he got up and walked away no crap he's ok

[MoreAverageThanMost]

@jukucoca I know. I saw the title and decided to be an asshole.

[MegaZsolti]

thats why you have red light -.-

[tomjtucker2]

i like how he just stood up and walked away...

[Bradt3hleader]

women drivers....

[randystickman12]

press 1 repeatedly

[gloup81]

he sais "f*ck your Holy Mary (typical Greek baaad swearing) you've got red (light)"

and then se said "how i'm supposed to know?"

Oh god...greek women drivers....

[Akane471]

like/dislike thing looks like a pencil

[MrNatedogg9097]

as you can see from the traffic on the other side that the streets speed limit isnt fast at all so i can see why he is still alive

[coolguy9164]

stupid red necks

[Manos14gr]

he said fuck crists mother.you have red.you have red..lolz

[fairyheli2]

Chuck Norris has a Greek cousin?

[Manos14gr]

@fairyheli2 hahahhaha

[sebto79]

At the end of the video it looks like the car driver had taken the right of way.

Know someone?

[Tj1056]

@sebto79 street lights the biker had the green and the stupid dumb bitch ran the light

[sebto79]

@Tj1056 ok ty

[Theplacetogo]

So please children. Look both ways before crossing.

[hungoverwaffle]

i love how he just walks off like nothing happened

[fedrosspy]

ELLINAS OLE!

[Eushawn20]

smell that...lawsuit dumbass

[Gikas100]

LOL he doesnt say stupid bitch i speak greek he says you dumbass you had a redlight wtf are you doing you coulda killed me you had a redlight you idiot you had a redlight

[callofdutyclips881]

Proof Tht women can't drive

[gearsofhaloauto]

hey i'm alive who wants pie

[stephany8051]

wtfffffff is a scootino lol

[heli92sweiz]

The first thing he says (and this is word to word translation): Fuck holy Mary you have a red traffic light, you have a red traffic light and then he stops talking. Then when he starts shouting again he says again "you have red oh god and i have green traffic light" ( this is the exact use of tense also) and then they start disagreeing about the colour of the traffic light, and i cannot understand them completely .

[krelle22]

Female driver :-D haha

[GeneralCracka]

wasn't the woman's fault dumbasses. she had right of way, that idiot pulled out in front of her.

[slaweks2002]

@GeneralCracka u r dumbass look at traffic starts at 0:31 she had red light + the comment above guy expl. what the biker saying

[MacroUK]

oh its woman agian.

[jrcsgtpeppers]

of course its a woman

[nidmight106]

he pretty much landed on his feet - he must be a gymnast -lol

[DWinTWshmurfe]

Oh shit...my ears broke when the damn thang screeched to a halt.......also how he gets up like right after and starts bitching, is fuckign hilarious

[jahkill4]

steps for happines

.1 press 1.

.2 laugh.

[towelboy888]

Heeeey breaka ma scootino! looool

[TheKookabear]

Dudes gotta be on angel dust or have steel legs.

[naimaTS]

i cant stop laughing.. hahahah

[arnoldaszlt]

engine is still working ;P

[crackin113]

stupid title

he wouldnt of died if it worse anyway

maybe a few broken bones..

[PyjamaPantz]

Of course it's a woman

[Kholdstarezero]

Yup, she ran a red light. Look at how long it takes the other lane of traffic to start moving.

[eBayOverstock]

Holy. Fucking. Shit,

[eBayOverstock]

Holy. Fucking. Shit,

[metalraider187]

wow he just gets up and starts babbling

[EpicFishFingers]

Lol this guy's obviously been run over before

[oishi222]

of course, a female driver.

Prolly ran the light.

[wxyrb]

the guy has had enough of getting hit

[wxyrb]

cookie dough?

[braownus]

DIE bitch!!!!

[craigv81]

He kinda walks it off like it's happened before haha

[hotshot6969josh]

its jaky CHan ofcorse he made it hes a ninja!

[NinezeroPlayer]

that bitch broke red light.

[theatomizer]

Only a woman would start arguing with a man who she'd almost killed about who's fault it was that she'd almost killed him.