Waiting - Naomi

[1701basil]

I worked food industry, but not service, i was a busboy and cook so i didnt have deal with customers but I know exactly what the deal ... the wait staff would get screwed all the time...

[shaselena]

this is the shit thank u

[bevdogg88]

best fucking character in the movie

[xXxiheartjbxXx]

anyone that works in a restaurant instantly thinks of the one person that is exactly like her. lmfao.

[TheRoguesChannel]

Ha. She said "Asscock."

[Raffodude1992]

God I fucking Hate her Voice! She sounds rude and mean!

[Krazygurl309]

FUCKIN NICK AND T-DOG!!!

[halfblackmaniac]

i would date her in 2 seconds flat.

end of line.

[Camille421ilvh]

How she didn't win an award for this role is beyond me.. this is dead on...so believable, I work at T.G.I. Friday's :D the kitchen is our ''SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS' area..

[halfblackmaniac]

@Camille421ilvh I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?

End of line.

[goohber1]

now u know y i walked out on a lot of jobs & am presently unemployed & homeless, because i got tired of dealing with workplace assholes, powertrippers, & bosses.

[zR750gUY]

She is the best part of this movie .... I LOVE NAOMI ....

[MsGibbone]

Alanna Ubach deserves an Oscar

[mohammad112388]

Amazing actress. She is so hilarious...

I love the part where the lady order deserts and she says @ 1:53 "Oh...mmmm... MMMMMM.. that does sound good..."

[TheOneAndOnlyMamaLiz]

I'm dyin!!! LMFAO!!!



[technicolorfuses]

naomi made anger management cool.

[technicolorfuses]

It would be perfect if her last name happened to be Campbell.

[Murdah1Redrum]

That shit is great!!! Ha

[MyThirdUserAccount]

What, no bush flash?

Poor show.

[pinkfloatingelephant]

so right now id be mitch lol.. only they let me talk from the beginning! lol

[pinkfloatingelephant]

I just did my second day of serving in my life...so far so good...lets see how i am months from now?? lol

[airdriver]

@pinkfloatingelephant

Get out now while you still have your sanity and humanity. RUN!!!!!!

[TheDynamicContinuity]

Oh Yeah...They Fukin Kno

[TyWatters47]

Anyone who's ever worked a service industry job, knows this is EXACTLY how we act when people can't see us or hear us. And then we put on a smile and gnash our teeth and act like we give a fuck, but really don't because we're going to get fucked in the ass on our tip anyway. EVERYONE should be required to work a service industry job for at least 7 days, just to know how it feels to give something your all, and then get stiffed.

[airdriver]

@TyWatters47

I don't think it should be for only seven days, it should be for an indefinite period. That way they think that this will be what they're going to do FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.

[TyWatters47]

@airdriver No, you're absolutely right! I was just being nice. I don't think that just anyone could do a service industry job. You have to have a certain je ne sais quoi, a kind of toughness that many people don't have. But most people would quit after a single day. I should know, I've seen it happen countless times.

[radavil]

@TyWatters47 I've worked food service for most of my life so I do empathize with you. I've worked in the armed forces afterwards. I ALWAYS tip a minimum 15% and try to be polite to the service staff, HOWEVER, I do know when they're slacking as well and will call them out on it if I have to. Of course, I make sure not to eat any food that is recalled.

[jefehbk]

@TyWatters47 and working in retail you can find out just how dumb the general public is and how frustrating it can be at times. the questions I get sometimes is just beyond comprehension and defy logic. "Yes maam, there is a Lowes right down the street about a mile on the right hand side of road." Customer "what time do they close today?" Me "I am not aware of their operating hours." Customer "Why not?" Me "because I do not work there." (cliff notes of actual conversation)

[psilver1]

I had a picture of Naomi in paused-rage hanging over my desk in the back of my retail store. She was my GOD DAMN HERO because she expressed all the rage and frustration I felt for the past fourteen years working in retail and dealing with douche-bag after douche-bag; be it customer or co-worker. She IS my hero.

[fowlkesbrian]

Awwww, who doesn't love Naomi? She's so adorable when she's angry...

[littlecreepyboy]

FOREIGNERS??!!

[snoboardinchick211]

also by the way... every server puts on the fakest show... like naomi....hahah we talk shit once we get back to the kitchen if your being an asshole..lmao

[snoboardinchick211]

im a waitress and this movie is so on point. customers are fucking retarded, always trying to get free shit. and every server is different, everyone should work in a resturant.. thats where the real shit happens. and forginers suck at tipping its true. lol

[Scottendo]

Josie! Beakman would be appauled at your dirty mouth.

[lunastar89]

There are three, count em, THREE girls like EXACTLY like Naomi at the restaurant I work.

One of them being me.

Fucking foreigners...

[JimmyMcEmoson]

@lunastar89 awesome girls like Naomi turn me on so much

[Caerdrys]

@lunastar89 Haha--I can be such a Naomi, too. But only if it is the fucking middle of the goddamn dinner rush and I can't get anything done because of fucking lazy idiots who didn't do their sidework & prep, or stand around without doing anything, or don't look where they are fucking going.

[1SpeedDean]

i would love to work with her! she rules big time!!!!!

[joant1221]

Gotta go to bed now, have a split shift tomorrow. My favorite movie ever!

[joekool4422]

1:37

[3424lauren]

I love this movie! So true about doing a job like waiting or a sales assistant. Having to deal with fucking STUPID customers.

[Zikomo7]

I work at a college Starbucks position. I'm becoming this woman. Pray for me

[alcox9]

I work at a restaurant and this shit is EXACTLY the same. Fucking nick and t dog hahahahaha

[Chilenita2009]

lol!! naomi

[xvxvcaspervxvx]

I think everyone needs a service job at some point in their life to know what hard work really is!

[Tukee85]

@xvxvcaspervxvx LOL, I could think of a few customers from my work that should be doing that...

[IfYouSeekMe22]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLOOOOOLLOLOL­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hoovercat1]

lolololololol !!!!!!!!

[bloodsling]

Kaitlin has a young Kim Katrall thing going on here,very nice

[KeithWasHere1]

jeeze i think naomi is my mom!!

[KeithWasHere1]

jeeez how many times does she say fuck in this movie?

[KeithWasHere1]

this movie makes me glad i do manual labor.

[layness101]

"But i'd rather you just, WASH THE FUCKING DISHES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" hahaha

[slytown]

Naomi is sexy.

[frannysparkles]

I am definitely, definitely, without a shadow of doubt, the British version of Naomi...it's uncanny

[zR750gUY]

I FUCKING LOVE NAOMI !!!!!!

[chuckufarly65]

look. shes a young nancy grace. naomi is a super charactor in this flick. my ex can go from nice to mean faster than her and back again. i love the crazy ones.

[MrAndrewshepard]

my assistant manager is such a douchebag he doesn't even know it, i told him to watch this movie

[eleskelleto]

danm hat movie is that i wana see it plzzz hhahaa

[Jakren12]

This is me after one week at my job. Dealing with idiots who lack common sense at a job will turn anybody into a Naomi.

[rvpKellz]

lol....she's so funny

[jennielectric]

All day at work today I was thinking about her and how much i feel like her while waitressing. haha. It helps me cope with the work day...It's ridiculously realistic.

[mydinkywebcam]

@jennielectric I waited tables at a "popular" place for about 10 years. I can't understand how a service person would NOT end up like her.

[jennielectric]

@mydinkywebcam or people just know how to hide it well...

[1995RangeRover]

I LOVED HER!!!!!

[xoxoKMAxoxo]

she's the best part in the movie :D

[dayman152]

I'll bet she's related to Susie from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[H3llZ0n3]

damn i bet she can take a dick

[GetMoney2TakeMoney]

@H3llZ0n3

I bet you wouldn't get it back.

[SteveForteRio15]

Naomi is probably one of my fav characters in the movie, this bitch is fkn crazy but funny at the same time lmao

[0321231321321]

my hero

[dkrush08]

naomi spelled backwards is "i moan" xD

[Dyshisomnoi83]

PRICELESS!

[VastHobbes]

This whole movie was so accurate to my job and the people who work there it was scary. Even the names are mostly the same. : )

[InspectorJavert1820]

I waitress at a retirement home and I swear, I feel like Naomi.

[PersianMidiLax]

2:32 best part in the entire video lol :)

[dangleman1]

naomi spelledf backwards.. i moan ughh ya

[MyCandiSoSwt]

she perfected her part lol

[AKAnanaki]

oh I have sympathy for the hostess girl. I have to deal with that all the time. Waiters can take it out on the hostess as if it's their fault. lol

[Jamesx22x]

@2:45 "..*Mumble mumble* Fucking son of a bitch. .*Mumble mumble* I hate her, I HATE HER!"

[b2l4evr]

like that bitch needs to be eating dessert anyway! haha love that part!

[LTO555]

ITS SO ANGRY!

[edensdarkpoet]

soooooooo true!

[TheSuirad]

i bet she gives mad head.

[HeyMama555]

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING TRAINING ROOM, YOU ASSCOCK!

I love that line soooo much :P

[Tukee85]

FUCKING PSYCHO-BABBLE BULLSHIT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SpinningFaithProject]

that ASSHOLE at 2:41 is just priceless

[bonante2004]

5 people didn't clean the shit out of their assholes.

[rumplelumps]

this movie is so accurate. in every resturant, there's a naomi, a monty, a natasha and a rattamus. fucking genius.

[creeepycarrie]

WASH THE FUCKING DISHES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! I peed myself when she said that when i first saw the movie and it still cracks me up

[EngleSackJus]

I used to wait tables, but I could never last over a month. lol. I dont know what this girl's problem is. If you let the job get to you, this is how you will end up. Hating your job. LOL

[iheartmusikkk]

"like they dont know how to tip..oohh they know...ohh they fcken know!!!!!!"

[MsTubeWhore]

2:02 is the best!

[RALAMA2992]

GOD DAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[jenright]

that is totally me at my job...lmfao

[Lby54229]

I bet she had soooooo much fun playing this character.

[LouisianaCityboi]

@Lby54229 I know I would. It I could just get one role in a movie, I'd want a character just like this. LMAO

[Lby54229]

@LouisianaCityboi I completely agree. I'd rather have a memorable role (even if it was a smaller one) than some boring role. A role that I could have fun with and be silly.

[rocksterize]

@jeveuxlesoleil She is literally me at work. And I work at a steakhouse.

[rleary1]

I can relate to Naomi. I list items on eBay. I take dozens pics & describe everything to the last detail.I'd just listed a 1964 Hasbro GI Joe Action Pilot Orange Jumpsuit. The title was 'Vintage 1964 GI Joe Orange pilot Jumpsuit'. I described it as 'very nice condition ORANGE jumpsuit with some playwear. Orange jumpsuit has some small stain spots.Overall, a nice original GI Joe Orange pilot jumpsuit. I received a question a day later asking, 'Is this jumpsuit 'Orange"? Godddd Dammmmit!!!!!!!

[LobsterRoc]

She was also in Meet The Fockers.

[ak34809723]

naomi is so hot

[BishYouWish]

"I appreciate that...but I think I'd rather you just WASH THE FUCKIN' DISHES AND SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!!"

[chula381987]

She's f***in awesome!!!

[BBoyPhreshershist]

Id like to bend her angry ass over a table and go to town....

[zervy]

lmao!!!!!!!

[Gwenlj]

I have worked with everyone one of these people, seriously

[Ievgen1989]

I fucking haaate foreigners =))))) hahahaha

[EnglishRose719]

Every waitress has an inner Naomi

[wonderdaylove]

Lmao Naomi is just..... LOL

Hahaha poor Mitch.. but he gets his say in the end lol

[Danderson07]

Anybody that has ever worked at a chain like this (like I have) knows that there is always ONE psycho worker like Naomi. There's always one...

[xlopezboyx]

she's such a crazy bitchhh i love it:DD

[xVxRayJohnathaNxVx]

I thought Naomi was f-ing hot bro

[spleefrog9]

WHY DOES SHE TURN ME ON even though she's a crazy psycho who probably escaped from the loony bin? WHY?!?!

[McBright80]

RFLMAO...Ive seen this movie many times and i was a server for 7 years and its soooo like this. Yes there is a Naomi in every restaurant and GODDAMMIT i was her. Work there long enough and you to will be this bad bitch LOL. Everytime i watch this movie i howl with laughter cause i remember doing or sayin the same shit she does i cant believe how perfect they did it ROCK ON NAOMI!!!

[EnglishRose719]

@McBright80 LOL I worked at the Olive Garden for year and I totally agree, it's crazy how accurate they got it. Naomi is every servers hero for saying what we all were thinking. The part I love is the speal on the training video on "Our food is made quality to order (or something along those lines) Our desserts are made by Gourmet Chefs" and there they are taking shit out of the microwave and a frozen box of dessert Gourmet Chef's being the brand not the quality, it's beautiful!

[McBright80]

@EnglishRose719 Totally...I love the part where she goes off on foreigners...i used to get soooo FUCKIN pissed when i had foreigners cause they NEVER FUCKIN TIP or tip very little...assholes =p

[EnglishRose719]

@McBright80 LOL True. The whipped cream TOTALLY does it for me, I can remember so many nights having six thousands things on my shoulders and then having some jackass order the berry crostada and I had to struggle with rock hard ice cream that wouldn't scoop for the life of me...just haaaaad to get the fuckin' berry crostada, couldn't order something simple like tiramisu ooooooh no, gotta get the crostada! Aaaaah, God bless the day I walked out of that hell hole!

[McBright80]

@EnglishRose719 EXACTLY thatd always happen to me too...id be HELLA pissed a curse thier fuckin names while making it in the back...then once u get back there and nearly finish it theres something out since its so damn busy and no one replaced it. Yeah i dont serve anymore thank god its a tough gig and not worth the headache

[skineater911]

what are you lookin at fuckwad?

[thaisepf]

can't stop laughing. I've been a bartender for 4 years now. I do understand her! ahahahhahaha that's amazing!!!

[d0narroyo]

1:47 Fat people leave food on the plate? PLEASE, I bet they r still hungry, why would they leave it?

[gcrebel2008]

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WASH THE FUCKIN DISHES!!!

[Edd25164605]

She' awesome.....my favorite thing about the whole movie is how she switches instantly from being a miserable bitch to a charming lass and and back again !

[H1TMANactual]

She's a good actress!!

[MigueTSL]

Naomi should have won an OScar

[vinceeverett2010]

When I was younger I worked in restaurants for about five years, in the mid-1990's. This whole movie is like a massive flashback for me. The person who wrote it must have worked in restaurants too, because this is almost exactly what my experience was like. I own the movie and I watch it regularly, and I laugh my ass off every time as if it were the first time. The good old days, man.... ];-)

[The01kic]

SHE WAS IN SISTER ACT 2! lol

[jeveuxlesoleil]

There's a Naomi prototype at every service job in North America. It's great.

[px0128]

@jeveuxlesoleil Archetype

[jeveuxlesoleil]

@px0128 No, prototype. Nobody is that fucking insane.

[MsTubeWhore]

@jeveuxlesoleil Oh yes, there are people this angry with their jobs. Trust me.

[hawrnball]

@jeveuxlesoleil Yea I think I'm the "Naomi" at my job :-/

[Pepper167]

@jeveuxlesoleil That is 100% the fucking truth.

[ger6111]

she is why i LOVE this movie!!!

[leopard1193]

Shes too fucken down man! I love it!!

[Raffodude1992]

MAN!! That angry woman named naomi is Alanna Ubach is Weird and Crazy and Freak woman!! God Almighty!!

[lollers09]

3 people must be the foreigners that Naomi hates.

[cinchino]

LMFAO she would be so awesome to work with, I'd piss myself laughing.

[SAPPJR]

THIS IS SOOOOOO TRUE

[imkaneforever]

the dude at 2:35 had the brain ready in hand.

[j3fy10]

LMFAOO 1:29 i FFFUUKIIINNN""" haaate foreignrssss

[GothBomb]

LMFAO!!

she is really funny, my name is Naomi :D haha

love this movie

[AnimeFreak4301]

what? what do u wunt?! get back in the fucking training room u ass cock! god dammit god dammit i hate these ppl, i hate them! lol proof naoim is a FUCKING CRAZY LADY!!

[peterdabest94]

i hate her

I HATE HER!!!

ROFL

[flipkid2006]

Naomi is the queen of bipolar! And oh my god she is assertive!

[airdriver]

Naomi is a Republican for sure.

[silentsmokey]

am i the only one with an erection?

[rickyhurtado]

She's the girl who falls for Seth Green's character in Airborne.

[bit720]

There's a Naomi in every restaurant.

[badboi0717]

How do you not have the vag flash?

[fayeslover]

@badboi0717 have you seen the unrated version of it? he did us a favor by not showing that one

[doggydoo72]

@badboi0717 unrated version



[CAinfowarrior]

@badboi0717 "OHHHH!!! - ITS SO ANGRY!!!!" Lol

[samuelmills1]

Alanna Ubach is hot! plus, she is THE best reason to watch this movie, she OWNS Waiting.

[sparky7718]

@samuelmills1 Super low budget, cult classic. Anybody who has ever worked in the service industry can totally relate.... Naomi is perfect in every way. Great movie.

[madwilliamflint]

Holy shit marry me.

[Tr1ps2Space]

I FUCKING HATE FOREIGNERS!!!!! 2.00 tip.. lol

[littlecreepyboy]

Her face at 2:01 cracks me up.

[AlannaPhoenix]

I think it's appropriate that this role is played by Alanna. We have the same name, and that was exactly me when I was a waitress.

[Frezz623]

Naomi is the PERFECT example of how us servers around the world feel like inside!!! She rocks

[DRPREPER]

shes kinda hot lol

[219mlc]

@0.34 OMG i have wanted to do this.... JUST LET ME DO IT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[shoegalmi]

everything she says is awsome

[JTSX1]

She is soooo damn awesome, especially her interaction with Bishop