Ray vs Fruit

[adriank1223]

Awesome argument, quite funny. Video quality is not so good though. Then again, the Ray Comfort video quality was crap too.

[LiveTheWild]

lol, love the wig

[LiveTheWild]

@LiveTheWild

If that is a wig.

Anyway, i love the hair.

[miksedene]

@LiveTheWild

It wasn't a wig!

[no1saphead]

I wonder if god invented the knife so us fruit eating people wouldn't starve ..Or did god invent Del monte .

[yerk3]

@no1saphead I think God intended for us to just bite into fruit, like monkeys, and if you can't bite into it, you probably shouldn't be trying to eat it.

[rexasul]

@yerk3 Evolution. 

[uncleboring]

But did not God say ye must must not eat of the fruit thereof - this includes coconuts, pineapples. He didn't realise man would invent knives and forks and yes hammers!

[wetwater2001]

I'm a believer now... :)

[BrutusCass]

Great one that banana trick of Kirk Cameron is a joke ;-)

[davidsalomon2009]

lol

[OsteologicalsRock]

I LOLed, so precious! A coconut would have made it complete though XD

[yerk3]

I love how by Ray Comfort's logic, we shouldn't eat coconuts. They're hard to get into for a reason, people! My hypothesis is that God wants to keep all of the juice for himself, so that he can brew liquor out of it, because he's an alcoholic. So, breaking into a coconut is a sin, because you're stealing God's booze.

[sabin97]

@yerk3

have you ever tasted rum that has been in a coconut for several months?

that's why god destroyed gomorra, they had a coconut rum farm, and he wanted it for himself.....tasty tasty brew

[STEPHENWRAYSFORD33]

lol

[jesusshaves]

the pineapple was brillant

[Thohi]

Splendid! I love it!

Great video, and an absolutely wonderful parody.. Too bad you didn't trim your hair, grow a mustache and a New Zealand accent for it. ;3

[andvil01]

The day He made the pineapple he sure had a bad day at the office. What was he thinking about?

[MrAmmo]

...still laughing..

[spasman]

good idea, pity it was so goddamn boring.

[miker430]

LOL well done!

[hamkaring87]

hahaha...the 2nd time i watch this...pineapple...yeah how bout that kirk..

[Clkify]

Insert the joke about three explorers running to some cannibals in the jungle and meeting their end.

[Shavarnarak]

That has to be the best owning of that stupid banana video ever!

Five stars!

[brianthemayan]

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

[Tamizushi]

lol

[Sloth7d]

Next time on Ray vs Fruit, Ray deals battle with the almighty coconut. Can he make a pina colada while at the same time proving the existance of God. And also, the identity of the mysterious forbidden Fruit revealed, or will it be? Not if the illuminati have anything to do with it! On the next Ray vs Fruit. *cues Dr. Who theme*

[SchwarzeWitwe2]

If bananas' ease are a gift from God, clearly coconuts are satanic.

[andvil01]

The coconut proofs whithout doubt that he has a goofy sense of humor.

Let's se how they deal with this, hehe.

[OhSoTravis]

.... I LOVE YOU. :D

[TheHonestTheist]

YOU SAVAGE! STOP WASTING FRUIT!

[teen1986]

You're great :D

[shlomofeuerwerk]

Nice garden but you really need a hair trim.

[NonStampCollector]

LOLs

[nyarlotep]

I think the pine apple has being created by our magic lord to be inserted into Ray Comfort's ass.

[schwoogie78]

backwards

[AsG1989]

"now if you study a well made orange, you'll see that it has a flat space here on the bottom, now if you observe your palm you will see that is also flat. The two are clearly made perfectly one for the other"

LMAO

[miksedene]

Hmm, guess i'm a bit of a spaz then :P.

[Tineafa]

Yep. :P

[Ansonidak]

LOL! The pineapple is always my favorite.

[Dhorpatan]

To get "into" all of them, wouldn't you just bite into it?

[miksedene]

Ever tried biting into a pineapple? Doesn't end well.

[Dhorpatan]

Uh, I was actually thinking about it from an animal standpoint, as well as human.

[AsG1989]

Make another one please!

[carlswitzerfan]

IDIOT!!!

[miksedene]

I just watched your video. So, Ray Comfort actually admits his mistake and apologises by saying God gave man the knowledge of how to domesticate animals? That sounds like a complete concession of his design argument to me.

So please, tell me what was wrong with the criticism raised in this video.

[BathTubNZ]

Actually Ray's just changing his story *again* as he seems to do every couple of months, guess the Parody story wasn't doing the trick.

[konachai1]

@carlswitzerfan Haha that's right making fun of idiot creationists. LOL!!!!

[AgnosticNews]

This made me happy.

[gooozz]

Hehe, grats for getting featured in the FFreeThinker video. I randomly got a friend invite from that channel recently...

[miksedene]

Cheers! I really didn't expect this video to get the response it did. Accept the friend request! Nothing to lose by it.

[tattooskin72]

brilliant work :)

[yenmano]

I thought the banana proves that God LOVES phallic symbols.

I love this video!

[WolfSyndrome]

You should do this type of video more often!

[katetherobot]

Typical heathen nonsense! If you had bothered to do a little research, you would have realized that all fruit has been recently deemed ungodly, and us creationists are on a strict diet of Cheetos and frozen burritos. Note how they come ready-to-eat in colorful, easy-to-open packages -- obviously the work of some divine creator!

[RahRy444]

Haha, right on...

[IdleGod]

OMFG, this will win. Thats just, amazing!

"And last we have... The pineapple". Epic.

[PhilipWitte]

i laughed out loud man. great vid

[gt6303c]

brilliant

[enilenif]

Proof for the existance of God. I saw this on freethinkers video earlier today and thought it was genius. Now Matt's here and he says he knows you. Coincidence???? I think not. In all seriousness, Ray Comfort is a fool. Lol the pineapple.

[miksedene]

Hah. It's clearly divine providence. Say hi to Matt if he didn't get text I literally just sent him. :D

[zneeb]

"the pineapple!"

[Novjunulo]

Coconuts!

[topologyrob]

Love the opening sax/piano music - what is it?

[miksedene]

Cinq danses exotiques: Pambiche by Jean Francaix

[LogicalSanity]

you should win or get an honorable mention. so far you and ghostofday are tied ;D

[PanamaJackson]

Absolutely hilarious!!!!!

[YTsuperego]

Lol - Well done!

[ahr8p]

Very good!

5*

[58694003]

fantastico!

[meinsla]

lmao

[conradleviston]

If you look at your palm, you will notice it is flat, and correspondingly there is a flat area on your head, just above your eyes. This leads to the facepalm, the perfect response to creationist nonsense.

Actually, there is one really cool thing about the pineapple. If you can pull the spike out easily it means that the pineapple is ripe.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I am being attacked by a life form that I found in my peanut butter.

[vezrig]

You, sir, have written one of the most hilarous comments in Youtube history.

[miksedene]

well said.

[dave28lax]

Excellent.

[AnnaPanfs]

Oh wow, I hope ya get it. That was really good. I lol'd muchly.

[spinkwotzer]

Very good. I was actually clapping when you brought the pineapple out.

[GardnerJunior18]

This was extremely amusing subbed :)

[montrealpsycho]

Very good! No wonder now why Comfort kept on rambling about bananas now. Lmfao

[conradleviston]

I always assumed it was because the banana was the perfect shape to shove up his ... um ... co-host?

[BayAreaLen]

Nice job!

[PissedOffAtheist]

Well done!

[blurglide]

That was brilliant. You should've included the devil's own fruit: the coconut

[lonerook860]

Conclusion: All fruit is made by satan!

[ot63]

Pineapple made me lol

[xxxThePeachxxx]

:) Lovely! For a moment there, I thought the pineapple was Kirk.

[miksedene]

They are quite similar.

[Censeo]

He forgot the peach though ;)

[B4TT3RY]

Kirk Cameron IS a fruit bowl!

[justbekindtooall]

Satan did make the Banana, to fool us and Satan came to Earth in human form of, yes Elvis Presley, please look at the evidence. 1- Apes eat Bananas, nuff said EVIL-lution. 2- Elvis owned a Chimp called Scatter 3- Elvis was in the movie Too Much Monkey Business. Elvis loved fried peanut butter and 'nanner sammich. 4- Peanuts are grown underground where Satan lives in HELL 5- FRIED peanut butter and 'nanner sammich? Hello in hell everything is fried. Banana= Satan= Elvis.

[ahr8p]

that is the fucking truth!!!

and did you know that "Louis Vuitton" is also a work of satan? look at their initials: LV! it means lucifers victory! you need evidence for that? the well-known satanist Joanne K. Rowling has a Louis Vuitton bag!!!

LV=satan=Rowling=armageddon