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  • I wish I had 5 golden pernils right now.mmmmmm

  • And what is a negra?On the first day de Christmas my negra gave to me..Is that a slang word?

  • What does each thing mean?I love it but don't speak Spanish ..

  • like this video

  • 2012 and still watching this LOL

  • I thought my family was the only ones like this when you said nine drunken tios and ten fighting primos lol

  • Sooo funny

  • Too funny!!! Love the enthusiasm with the FIIIIIIVE GOLDEN PERNILS!!!! u almost sound mad every time you say that!!!! Love it

  • AHAHAHA!!! AWESOME!!!!

  • :D nuff said. >puts her thumbs up>

  • "five...Golden pernils!!!!!""", instant classic bro!

  • Odette, LIGHTEN UP; I am a pastor's wife and he is hardly discrediting christianity, he is playfully poking fun at Puerto Ricans, of which he is one. I LOVE music that glorifies the Lord, especially at this time, but I also remember hearing that "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine," and I found this to bring a smile to my face.

  • Dear Nylatina: Precisely my point. But this man is no kid. I celebrate Christmas in praise & worship to God for granting us a Savior to save us all from sin & to destroy the works of Satan. We must give HIM our best, because He gave us His best, His Only Son. Enjoy a blessed Christmas & I pray for this man, that he may improve & like the Little Drummer Boy, humbly come before Christ King with his very best. Merry Christmas.

  • Man i share this vid every year since like 2008 during the holidays. Great work this is hilarious and its all about having fun. Happy holidays dude

  • My friend, you have captured the essence of a Puerto Rican Christmas! That was fantastic. Keep up the good work. I watched this with my family and we could not stop laughing!!

    All the best!!

  • Dude, LOVE IT!!!! My favorite part: 12 Policia! LMAO

    Meri Crima and hapi nu yea to ju and yor familia :)

  • Who ever disliked this video u suck........ i love this video i want it as my ringtone for the CRIMA season =D

  • I loved this, even if it's been going around for a while. It's still fantastic. The only flaw I found is that in the spirit of the song. It should have a big can of Goya Gandules. No matter what it's still a great song. keep them coming.

  • Absolutely LOVE this! Totally reminds of my crazy familia, Lol. Meri Crima!!

  • I LOVE this video. This is the second year I'm watching it and it's become a Christmas tradition sharing it on Facebook for my Boricuas. Thanks! :D

  • Hahahaha damnn he got everything right lmao . I lol when I heard # 10 fighting primos lmao

  • @Odettesharesherheart. Ridicules se nota que no tienes sentido del humor. Se nota q eres senda morona ser a real pertorican no se define por el hecho de que si hablandas o no las habichuelas. Tu eres un bochorno boricua Envidiosa

  • LMFAO! Loved it 

  • funny stuff man, nice work.

    my spanish is alil rusty, whats "no chavez mas" mean again?

  • @MindChamber001

    No chavez mas interpretation stop being a pain ( in the butt or the neck it depends on the jerk youre dealing with! ) Hahahahahaha Meri Crima!

  • Nobody but lazy people use canned beans... real Puerto Ricans slow cook real beans. Perhaps you should delegate a real singer & share this one only with your immediate family.

  • @Odettesharesherheart

    Dearest Odette,

    Whats the matter, you need a friend? ditto nena I'll be your friend. Now that we're friends, cut the crap, stop being such a sour puss, humbug and sing along with everyone else! hahahahahahahaha

    Meri Crima y hapi nu yeal!

  • @Odettesharesherheart I have to disagree with you. I learned how to cook can beans from a lady who very traditional, and her sons, family and friends knew the better. My dear departed Mother-in-Law. Who in my eyes was the best cook I had ever eaten from, and who in this day and age really has the time to soak them all day long, then come home from a hard days work to cook them for maybe another 2 or 3 hours. Really!!!  H

  • @Odettesharesherheart is not being lazy is better and faster

  • if I had a son, i'm sure he would ask me is that Santa and I would have to say no way...this guy is way cooler! My little girl is now in the process of being Puerto Ricanized. We are having her listen to this over and over...Fantastic production, thanks for sharing and enjoy the holidays!

    Jose in Japan.

  • You are quite passionate about those Pernils! That's okay, we are too! ;p

    Love it!!!

  • lmao my son was singing along to this!!! hilarious!!

  • It was great. But dont lose your day job. lol

    

  • Omg!! My friend posted this on fb and i had to share again! And again!! Then my mom heard it and we are making a tribute video with my family on noche buena ill post it later that week!! In your honor!! Thanks for giving us this! Feliz navidad!!!

  • @shalimar0513 Awwwwwww Thats what its all about keeping Chirstmas alive and well, creating new family traditions and loving one another! I cant wait to see it! Please hit me up when you post it! Thank you and Meri Krisma!

  • I've been blasting this song since the summer.......yup even on the beach!!!! lol

  • @TheJewl1717

    @ the beach?! hahahahahahaha You absofreakinlutely ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MaRaMaTSG 1 una lata de habichuelas grande de Goya 2 bolsas de arroz Vitarroz 3 no chavez mas 4 tate quietos 5 pernils dorado 6 arroz con dulce 7 pasteles con pique 8 tragos de Coco (Coquito) 9 tios borachos 10 primos peliando 11 tias llorando 12 policas Gracias por su apollo! los quieros mi gente, Latinos Unidos!!!!!!!!!
  • I have never laughed so hard in my life! # 4

  • T LA COMISTE!!!! jajajaajajjaajajajajajaja

  • i cried you a river, make more videos please

  • This is freaking hilarious. I first saw this last year and died. I think you should make a new one each year. Us Puerto Ricans are crazy and we can fill up that list many times, lol. Love the video!!!

  • Hilarious!!!!!!! lol

  • Ave Maria purissima! Ay Bendito!

  • Intresting.....You go boy!!!!!!

  • good video bro and even thou i don't under spanish but you did a good job

  • Only my brother! You are a damn fool! lol, the sad part is that you are singing all the stupidness we grew up seeing in grandma's house during the holidays. Its so funny cause as your singing I see everything frame by frame! lol. TEARS I TELL YOU TEARS!!

  • too funny...had to share with the family.

  • Puerto rican carols

  • DUDE THAT'S ON THE MONEY....

  • 100000000000 likes

  • Omg lmfao

  • LOL Funny video great way to show chrsimas spirit :)

  • jou arr soh fonni, meng...tate quieto....hahahahha, I mean jajajjajajajaaaaa

  • 5 GOLDEN PERNISSSS!

  • Yo that was awesome. I love it.

  • YOOOOO, that was awesome!! I love it! Great job!! Keep it up! :)

  • I was skeptical when I saw it posted on my besties facebook page... I AM SO GLAD I CLICKED THE LINK. Very well done!! HAVE A MARY MARY CRISMAS! Y PROSPERO ANO NUEVO

  • Chacho Nene just too funny.

  • love it

  • SOOOOO FUNNY !!!! OMG I SHOWED THIS TO MY GOD MOM AND SHE CRACKED UP AND THEN I TOLD HER IT WAS SOMETHING HER HUSBAND WOULD DO..... she agreed !!!

    ANY way... A BIG CAN OF GOYA BEANS sounds really good right now ! and five golden perlin (if i spelled that right) is AWESOME !!! YOUR FREAKING AWESOME DUDE!

  • Mad funny kid, thanks for the laugh.

  • 10 people don't like their pasteles with pique.

  • im away from my puerto rican family, i totally miss them haha thank you for helping me remember the crazy moments lol

  • I'm still rolling on the floor. Haven't stopped laughing from two hours ago! Love 9 and ten! Too funny, Thanks again. Merry Christmas.

  • Omg this is what I needed today. Great Job! Sharing it all over Facebook.

  • OMG this is great...thanks for doing this...I've watched it so many times and shared it on Facebook. I sent it to my Puerto Rican Family on Facebook :) Merry Christmas!!!!

  • That was amazing!! I LOVED it!! Thank you for posting it...had to share with my boris on FB. Merry x-mas!!

  • Babahahaha esto esta kabron lol

  • i love this video so much =] i saw this last year, and came back this christmas to watch it again. it reminds me so much of my tio juan in puerto rico. =p trust me this song rings true to a traditional christmas in my house, back when all my family still lived in chicago lol

  • Absolutely great. Watched it over and over.

  • I freaking love the spirit in this video, its Great, i agree, keep it coming and we will or make this song official....i give u 100% props....

  • Love it!!! Me and fam def will be singing this this year!!!!!

  • This was great man !

  • This was AWESOME!!!! U should make more!!!!! :)

  • The most hilarious thing I've seen today.... And I've been laughing ALL MORNING! Great job, I shared with ALL of my PR friends! XD

  • como dice mami, ¡soplate que estas en fuego! LOL bien hecho mano

  • Wow you needed a drink \_/ bro...

  • Ayy no Papii

  • te fuite pique!

  • I would love to thank everyone who has posted and shared this video with friends and family! I am a one hit Puerto Rican Cri-ma Wonder!

    This world is such a sad and crazy place................ if I can just be ME and that makes people laugh and enjoy themselves............. Then me looking like a fool is not a bad thing at all! Again thank you all. I have another in the works, it will debut Thanksgiving 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! God Bless and a Happy & healthy New Year to all!

  • @peetrocke, my Rican husband and I LOVED this!!!! I think I will forward this right now!!!

  • @peetrocke

    Btw u should try to get into acting, to do what you did without CRACKING UP, is no small or easy feat,, id rate u in there with better known comedians. God Bless

  • LMAO! great stuff PR!!! Lots of luck

    Still lmao!!

  • I think you did a great job! :) I enjoyed it very much and it took me back to brooklyn where I grew up and how it was at my friends house, and yeah, thats the way family's are. LOL Thanks for sharing that and getting through it. Enjoyed it!

    Happy New Year! :)

  • what was 11? I could not understand

  • LOL!!!!! on the 13 day of crismas mi papi gave to me .......treces correazo por que dehe los secreto de mi familiiiiiia!!!! LOL!! Cool Video. ( :' D

  • this was so great!  Brings back many memories. Thanks from an old NuYoRican from the Bronx.

  • LMFAO! Loved it ; sad part it's true xD

  • That was great yo! lol

  • That's was great yo! lol

  • thank you so much. you made me laugh a lot.  i shared with my friends. keep up the good work and keep making people laugh. bless your heart. muchos exitos. FELIZ ANO.

  • why is your face kinda blacked out. Its corny but cute!!!

  • Loved it, man. This was brilliant!

  • Crismaaaa (8)

  • I've shared this video with friends and fam for the past 3 years on facebook around the holidays. Being puerto rican myself this had me dying laughing every time i watched it. FIVE GOLDEN PERNILS!!! lmao

  • LOL que locura..gotta love it. Funny!!!

  • FIIIIIIIIVE Golden Pernils !!!!!

  • hahahahaha this is so true

  • Jajajajaja tremendo feliz navidad a todos los boricuas!

  • @imagin91 wow you are a real prick.. I come a large PUERTO RICAN family and they all bust their asses working and providing for there family. Just cause someone does something (to make others laugh) doesn't mean they don't work.

    @peetrocke Imma Jerz-Rican and showed my pops this video, had him rolling!! He says you would sell a shit load of singles with this song. (it brought us home!!) hope you have more coming.. You will be played in my crib throughout the Holidays.

  • This was really unique and funny loved it!!! Passing it along to my family and friends!!! Hillarious!!! Why are people worried if you were angry or out of tune! You got your point across!!! Very orginal, my hats off to you!!! Feliz Navidad!!!

  • I love this!!!!!! My chest hurts from laughing so much!

  • Loved it! Your Christmas ended like the Rosario de la Aurora!

  • Your Christmas ended like the Rosario de la Aurora!

  • This made almost piss my pants bro.Lol!!

  • I love it. Thank you for posting. Feliz Navidad y un prospero Año Nuevo.

  • This was a lot of fun to watch... as the posts say, we can SOOO RELATE!! Thank you

  • Thanks!

    My husband and I loved it!!

    

  • I LOVE IT!!!! IM SOOOOOOO PROUD TO BE PUERTO RICAN!! WE ADD FLAVOR TO EVERYTHING WE DO BABY!!! FELIZ NAVIDAD AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

  • Sooo funny! Merry Christmas!

  • Funny. Just wish you would have said coquito rather than tragos de coco..LOL

    Those drunken tios and tias bring back memories.....

  • I loved it, and it's so true! Gotta love the holidays in the puerto rican household!

  • 4 people didnt get the can of goya beans. this was great =]

  • Thank you for sharing. This is so funny. I will share with my other Puerto Rican family and friends. I am sure this took a lot of restrain, because you had to be laughing while taping this. You can't make this stuff up.

  • Thank you for sharing. This is so funny. I will share with my other Puerto Rican family and friends.

  • Thank you for sharing. This is so funny. I will share with my other Puerto Rican family and friends.

  • OMG... this is great! God Bless you working 3 jobs!

    Feliz Navidad... you made my day!

  • mi hermano te la comistes hahahahahahaha que Dios te bendiga estoy llorando hahahahahaha de la risa me has matado mi hermano hahahahahahahah mi familia se esta riendo como locos nos hisistes el dia Dios te cuide

  • omg that is so puerto rican, very funny

  • funny - nice job!

  • HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS SOOOO OUT OF TUNE!

  • Good Job. Love it. I have to listen to it over 3 times because I could not stop laughing. Happy Holidays.

  • Good Job. Love it. I have to listen to it over 3 things because I could not stop laughing. Happy Holidays.

  • jajajaja!

  • Viva Puerto Rico!

  • Wepa! Awesome job man!

  • that was hilarious and so Puerto Rican

  • How come you're not wearing your Guayabera hombre!

  • I love it. Hispanic parties almost always finish with the cops coming over to tell us to go to sleep already.

    Happy Holidays!!

  • Bro, that was hilarious! Going home for pasteles!

  • Thanks for such an awesome rendition of our culture! My family and friends, especially my brothers truly enjoyed it. God bless to you and yours.

  • You sure we're not related??? LOL!

  • Oh, to the gringos who wonder: louder doesn't mean angrier. We just get excited about stuff, that's all.

  • @fuzzyfrm LMFAOO yeahh soo truee

  • Why isn't this on the radio?? I love it! And I'm only 1/4 Puerto Rican.

  • This is Awsome !!! I laughed my a- - off ! Only a Puertorican would think of something like this. I glad we're so talented !!!!!

  • I really liked that song, and I think you should record It so every BORIQUEA can

    hear it. in fact you should play it on the radio. I REALLY LIKED IT. THANK YOU FOR THE MEMORIES.

  • Pete, whats good?????

  • as funny as ever!!!!

    Jen~

  • Q ingenioso este Motherflower estamos pasao Lo q no se inventa un Boricua!!!

  • Okay - this was sooo funny ... Boriqua in Texas... But I miss those 12 days of a Puerto Rican Christmas... you sure you didn't come to my house?... You had me going! Thanks for the much needed laugh! I love my crazy Rican's and my crazy Rican familia! lol

  • It's funny.

    But why does he seem to be getting louder and angrier as the song goes on?

  • @BerriesxnxCream1 OK Berries Im not getting angrier I was trying to keep from laughing............. I didnt just make this stuff up I actually lived it!!!!!!!!!! lol and every time I sing this song it takes me back to moment in my childhood where something crazy was just waiting to happen!!!!!! NuYoRicans!!!!!!!!! lol

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  • This is aweeeesooomee!!! What you need to add in your 12 days of Christmas is the homemade rum called PITORRO! This is made with ron CAŇA!!!is very fun!! I do miss my islans on christmas specially the TRULLAS THIS IS LIKE BAR HOPPING!

    BUT IT IS HOUSE HOPPING! WHERE U SING CHRITMASS CAROLS AT THEIR DOOR! AND EACH FAMILY JOINS THE GROUP AND GET BIGGER THROUGH THE NIGHT! IT IS VERY FUN BECAUSE YOU EAT AND DRINK ALL NIGHT!! UNTIL THE LAST HOUSE WE MAKE THE ASOPAO!!!

  • I just viewed this video...got it sent to me by one of my Cuban "lil fren"...but as a NYRican, I think I just had to say that if you do anything like this again PeetRocke...I'd have to call the Paramedics...I was laughing so hard it was tough to also dial 911 at the same time...I think my last conscious words to the EMT's was "bring the Goya and the Pernil"...then I think I flatlined...

  • good job baby, that was hot... and, if i might add, you look good doing it... happy holidays

  • I found this on face book and the link is getting around there. I'm getting what does that mean, some of the words LOL I was brought up in a neighborhood that was mixed and I learned a few words here and there.. (in Brooklyn)

    Love this.. Glad you were able to make it through this time :) Keep posting! :)

  • you should put the lyrics up (with translations for those that dont get it) this is hysterical ^_^

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  • Luv it.... 4 ta'te quieto & 9 drunken tios....LOL.... you are too funny but this is so tru for us Boricuas.... FELICIDADES!!!

  • The only thing you forgot was the coquito!!

  • @Jessie10036 HE SAID COQUITO.

  • @Jessie10036 Number 8 ! stop laughing and pay attention ! lol

    Ocho (8) tragos de coco!

  • Omg this was hilarious thanks for making me laugh, But now I'm more homesick... I'm from Bk and the Bx but now reside in Knoxville TN

  • I think you started a trend...a Boriqua's version of a classic. You had me at "ta'te quieto or was it "no chaves ma'as" way to funny...man, tengo hambre ahora! thanks for the laugh. FELICIDADES!

  • Eeeaa rayoooo! I love this guy! He made me laugh so much. He sounded wonderfully terrible. I loved every second of this video. Great job!

  • The weird part about about it is, you sound terrible. But that's what makes the video so entertaining. Compose another one dude. If you become famous, you can be called, (El Cantante Comico). Merry Christmas.

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  • now that is a puerto rican christmas, man. I totally agree with the druken tios part!

  • Bro that was the shiiiiat! Thay was off the hook. Merry Christmas Boricua!

  • OMG that was so funny All I have to say is I want some golden PERNIL!!!

    bettybooplazo

  • JeJe Wow im only 13 and i leARNED THE WORDS TO THIS IN A DAY!!!! i love it and cant stop singing it GREAT JOB!!!

  • Broder!!! Eso esta right thru...Lol extremely witty-i loved it thank you

  • Classic. Gonna send to all my people. Thank you. Keep it up BORICUAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  • hysterical!!

  • i'm in california man u makn me miss my people in chicago!!!

    good work

  • Oye, Felicidades, me reí un buen rato y se lo voy a enseñar a mi mujer y los nenes, pa' que se rían también. Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo pa' tí y los tuyos:)

  • This was great!!! it really brings the Holidays in with! Feliz Navida!!!!

  • Mad love from Chicago! That was awesome. Keep them coming :)

  • I Love love love it ...... I am sending this to my whole family ....you got my vote

  • I'm dominican but I found it so hilariously like our family! Me rei en cantidades industriales!!!! Jajajajajajaja!