Bad things for a teacher to say

[charlotteisntreal]

Andy Parsons is so shit.

[jalowitz]

Frankie's lazy HIV joke strikes again

[bonesschance]

My Maths teacher actually said the first one XDDDD

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

[rocckyross229]

When frankies up you stand no fucking chance

[WoodymanTHEJ]

"Class, it's time for your sex education practical."

[richtofensgreenballs]

ive been to this school for over 40 years... ive buggered your fathers and ill bugger you!

[TungstenV]

I won't be surprised if Boyle turns out to actually be a pedophile.

[heyysimone]

i've been at this school for over 40 years. ive buggered your father and i will bugger you. that made me laugh so hard i cried!

[kalevader]

Frankie boyle!!

[Tannimd]

I freaking love this show

[FalconsPOWN2]

1:24 -frankie- it turns out your not dyxlexic your just really really stupid.

killing me holding the laughter back, as its 2:17am

[ninjahunter101]

'If you want to get an A*, here is how.

Let me record me shagging you in an erotic outfit!'

[yaying404]

bad news students ... you're all dumb as sh*it

[FourSabres]

Bad things for a teacher to say: "Good morning class!"

[tomtubeboob]

1:05 russel has a wedgie

[ricardomaritza1]

hugh dennis is very smart with his inpressions and lines

[RabidDog22]

I love the way Dara says 'bad', he sounds like a sheep XD

[strethy]

frankie just had to put an aids joke in there

[FiiTzYHuNii]

the other man on hugh and frankie's team never even got a joke in, I don't even know his name!

[yellowpotondesk]

1:05 is russell scratching his arse?

[MCisthebestbyfar]

Hehe my surname is Watkins

[darknesox7]

BBc didnt get rid of Frankie boyle he left as he wasnt allowed to say alot of his jokes.

[MCkillU]

@darknesox7 Eh? he collapsed during filming once and decided he didnt want to do mock the week anymore. nothing to do with censorship considering he can say w.e the hell he wants on his live shows on tour.

[pangpojken]

Oh that's not often you see Hugh Dennis laugh, but who could blame him when Frankie Boyle is around ;)

[tommothe1st]

ive gotta stop reading the top comments before watching the video!

[MrStewartsDvDs]

@tommothe1st like i haven't read that before.

[Hukuiooo]

Frankie boyle really isnt funny

[razc2007]

"We all feel bad that Shannon went missing, I for one havent been able to use my basement" LEGEND.

[The88missy88]

FRANKIE BOYLE- Yanoo, it feels wrong but you HAVE to laugh!! x

[DanMorgan38]

2 people played heads down thumbs up with Frankie

[TheAutoReviewer]

2 people chewed the teacher's dick. xD

[lyricistgirl]

I trained as a teacher and wanted to say quite a few of these myself. Probably why I left!

[SuperComplainer]

what is it with that scotish bloke and dicks?

[kitaarmes]

2 people have Mr. Glitter for their teacher :/

[run4eva]

2 people done P.E in there pants

[Cmcg1692]

since when did the audio go away and we need ppl to write dwn the jokes for us??

[Wat3rDragon]

@Cmcg1692 Look, people write down the jokes they like, it shows they found them funny, and people who agree and also liked the joke generally give them a thumbs up. If you don't want to read the spoilers DON'T SCROLL DOWN UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE WATCHED THE VIDEO, noone is forcing you!

[MissPaiigeCourtneyy]

Russell look's like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo xD

[MaximHammel]

Nice hooters

[zzzcathal2907kidzzz]

Are you chewinng boy?! This is the worst blowjob i've had all day! :D

[sereliya]

frankie boyle was such a loud mouthed, pig-headed, big head. GOOD RIDDANCE to bad rubbish.

[popazz1]

@sereliya ,

WELL SAID!

[cewolfen]

......FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[Namaechan]

Hey, a battle royal reference! xD

[popazz1]

I just LOVE my mute button,it means I can use it whenever smug-twot,Boyle opens his shitty mouth! Doesn't matter whether he 'jumped or was pushed',he's gone from MTW,and that's all that counts.

[jasewildheart]

@popazz1 Why would you mute the funniest one? You should mute Russell Howard..

[popazz1]

@jasewildheart ,

It's all a matter of OPINION,isn't it? Personally I think Russell Howard is infinitely funnier than Boyle! You clearly don't but hey that's not an issue!

[jasewildheart]

@popazz1 Maybe, but FB gets bigger laughs and doesn't resort to unfunny "comedy" voices like RH does. If you like childish comedy then yes RH will be right up your street.

[popazz1]

@jasewildheart ,

No,FB just resorts to being thoroughly offensive and abusive! But this could go on & on.You prefer him & I don't! Enjoy your weekend.

[jasewildheart]

@popazz1 Indeed, that is his act, and check out your first post for something along similar lines, without the humor.

Good weekend to you too.

[rackzor]

¨bad

[samtheman485]

@ezzeyG3 he actually left because the BBC were putting to many restrictions on what could and couldn't say so he left

[ArranMason]

"are you chewing boy? this is the worst blowjob i've had all day!" - easily the funniest joke on this episode, couldn't stop laughing after it :L

[TalonMercenary]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[nosebuzz007]

@xXDaniellaPXx funny as fuck that bit............ 80times ive watched it.lol

[IrishMusic98]

most of these jokes are peado jokes =/

[Jagjamin]

@IrishMusic98 what the fuck is a peado?

[jalowitz]

@Jagjamin pedophile...child molester

[Jagjamin]

@jalowitz Ah, a paedo. I thought it had something to do with vegetables the way he spelled it.

[guitargurl818]

no karen we don't want a fat mary! LOL

[iRoyalpriesthood]

@miss4getful i always cheated at heads down thumbs up

[gold7oo]

@miss4getful funny, you should say I play that on friday, i'm in year 9 I know lmfao, but the power went when we were in the computer rooms and I kept pinching my friends fingers next to me, he kept standing up xD

[GrimeDaiIy]

@miss4getful u dirty bitch!

[PortableAtrocity]

@miss4getful We play it in secondary school :)

[theamvgirlx]

Isn't it weird I have a friend called Karen and she's quite big. But I think it's mean though.

[1992theirishrocker]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

[mclarenmercedesv12]

Bad things for a teacher to say? hmmm what about hitting a kid with a dumb bell shouting DIE DIE DIE

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@mclarenmercedesv12 My father was in charge of that case. One out of ten witnesses said that the teacher you are referring to shouted "DIE DIE DIE" whilst he was hitting the child, the rest said that he shouted those words after he had hit the child with it.

[ryanwegner2010]

@ADEMruinedmylife909 irrelevant?

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@ryanwegner2010 I was only trying to show how badly the media represented that case :)

[Kaynas1988]

How about meet me in the staffroom in five minutes and we'll discuss your grades OK

[DoctorWhoRocks10000]

Hello, I'm Mr.Glitter

[BlueSharkBoy434]

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" xD

[seagoonproductions]

0 dislikes!! woooooooo

[mMcNamee2010]

would've been good if one of them said

"YOU BOY, FRONT OF THE CLASS............" *slaps hands together*

i know. i'm not funny. don't remind me -__-

[jakamneziak]

fuck ofsted, the only people i want reviewing my performance as a teacher is hot or not.com!

[JediSlayer22]

I know you want to play Mary in our school nativity but don't you think you're taking this method acting thing a bit too far?

[0XSOLIDX0]

rofl...



[gk316]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT LOL

[branafro2k10]

how about:hello i'm your teacher mr.pedifile and were going to take our school photos ......naked

[funkyfranx]

@branafro2k10

It's spelt paedophile, pedophile if you're american, and you ain't funny

[Lydiilovesdance]

MockTheWeek <3 ledgendaarryy :D :D

[mentalvids99]

HAHA ive been at this school for 40 years. i buggered your fathers and now im gonna bugger you. *Bugger - Anal fuck/shag/sex

[cosmiccandy]

OMG...the chewing comment...Frankie is so fucking hilarious! XD

[LoonyLooners]

"Are you chewing, boy...?"

[raginglyokorogue13]

are you chewing boy? this is the worse blowjob ive had all day, ROTFLMFAOB

[MelonHeadFilmz]

it stands for aids

lmao

[viridismonasteriense]

Frankie's on fire in this one! Not a second goes by without me going "ooh!"

[dan333onlyhalfevil]

frankie always finishes the round off lol

[Kerriangel]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

thats be funny to ehar a teacher say

[superkaioken1]

are you chewing boy? thats the worst blowjob ive had all day

god lol im feeling sick now

[Centuria13]

"I have buggered your fathers and I will bugger you!"

[AgentSpeed92]

Its turns out your not Dyslexic

your just really stupid

lol XD

[breakingthehabit2008]

hahahaha

[Cread97]

"hello im mr glitter"haha lol

[mesembe]

@ezzeyG3 that sucks, it said in the tv mag that he was " taking a break"

[ultrAslanTolga1]

totally agree, best british comedian.

[CraigwCK]

God how could you get rid of frankie boyle, he's a legend

[mentalvids99]

@CraigwCK he left at his own choice

[DrunkRussian2]

@CraigwCK He left of his own choice, the BBC cut all his best (most offensive) content.

[jimmyvon789]

@CraigwCK He left.

[4759690]

@CraigwCK Frankie Boyle actually left to do that Tramadol Nights sketch