The Pooter Episode 19 FARTING IN PUBLIC! NEW

[xalbertoherrerax]

More old man farts plz

[KittenHorror]

JIM CARREY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MylaLonelySoul]

Aw, approx. time 2:07, such a good brother.

[CrayonsYourWorld]

I don't think those guys are gay either. They might be friends or brothers. And when the guy said,"Can we have a little more privacy?" I think that was his way of telling Jack,"Please go away and stop farting." xD

Plus, they are in public. Why would you be eating out in the open if you wanted "more privacy"?

[EliteG901]

@acrovader

You have no life bcuz you've put a comment on about 20 of these. If you don't like him then why watch all of em. Fuckin loser.

[acrovader]

This Jack dude is fucking loser. All he does is hang around malls, Walmarts, Targets, etc. with that fart toy. Why the hell doesn't he grow up? This might of been funny for an 8 year old. Jack needs to get a fucking life. The last I saw, this idiot got his ass whupped at Target from someone who was fed up with this juvenile crap. These videos appeal to the lowest common denominator.

[hitmanfan24]

@acrovader

And yet here you are checking them out...LOL. They must appeal to you or else you wouldn't have checked them out or even went further and left a comment. If you don't like it, get the fuck lost. Nobody here will miss you.

[theunholycrown666]

@acrovader ... and yet here I see comments from you on several of his videos, and I see you're an Ali G fan too... that figures.

[RetroWarped]

@acrovader u mad?

[xXSheneeXx]

i don't know how I'd react if i heard it for real :D

[m4ster017]

lol wal-mart attracts EVERYONE

[mrDemonioify]

in america è proibito anche scoreggiare

[MrDDC12]

1:32 phone went off lolz

[TheTMNTurtle]

Who asks for more privacy in a public place? Maybe YOU should move -_-

[Coldrox123]

like totally ask you a big favor

[NewRock07]

I'm getting tired of you American girls saying, he's so hot!! he's so hot!! Is that your only catch phrase??? Don't hide it, you American girls like these Johnny Knoxville gay ass converse shoe wearing fags!!! You girls like weird looking guys that like to be around guys too much. I bet the 11 dislikes are from Twilight, gay ass fans!!! Is gay guys the only thing on a American Girl's mind??? I'm sick of your girls stupid gay lines, "Oh my gosh! he's so hot, catch phrase!" Enough Already!!!!

[pammyb1972]

@IHasUsername3 possibly because he has a six year old daughter.......

[huntfishutah]

0.36  chubby

[208alabama]

ulaaaaalaa funny i love it..

[cuntmucnh3000]

1:45 I had a huge fart at the same time :)

[machito95]

its funny how all thekids r so much more mature then the adults XD

[madmarsh006]

ha he was supposed to be on the phone and it started vibrating. that funny

[panthepanthe]

You look much better with glasses than without ;-)

[qwandiddy]

Wow, All them little boys in this video needs their haircut.

[Shmuck60]

@qwandiddy Yo Yo dawg ... You be rite. mabees thay cld get cornrows intd.

[jeffyboy333]

couple fags eating lunch

[Shmuck60]

@jeffyboy333 "Jeffyboy"? sounds gay to me!

[Dwalimz]

I should buy one of those things and use it when I'm on the subway. Then everyone will move and I'll be more comfortable.

[kse6063]

Thumbs up for advert of flying mexican with an i phone

[lookingforspace09]

what makes so many of you so sure the two guys were gay??? one of them didn't look old enough to be 13 years old!!??

[krimi666]

@lookingforspace09

He was a handicap. So that guy know much more about the real life that these assholes whos laughin at him and hes lilbro here.

Go and grow up people

[lookingforspace09]

@krimi666 you seem to be the one with the handicap--can't tolerate other people's opinions!! I said nothing that was offensive about the two guys at the table---personally I don't care one way or another if one or both of them is gay or not! Go get a life somewhere--even if you have to go to walmart!

[krimi666]

@lookingforspace09

What? Where did i talk about you? I just agreed what you did say.

If i said "go and grow up people" i didnt mean you with that.

And it was you who did aks how people could be so sure that they are gay or not, so it is obvious that you did care.

[lookingforspace09]

@krimi666 the videos are here to watch and enjoy--they are funny--so watch and enjoy them or don't watch them---but stop stirring up S#*@ where there is none to stir up!~

[krimi666]

@lookingforspace09

Yes, and they sure are funny. But dissing people in here isnt, especially if they cant change what they are.

I know because i have been a school assistant for "special" childrens.

If you are enjoying your self by dissing those kind of children, then there are something problem in your life. Hopefully youll get that kind of children so you will learn about life (like that older guy on the video, who was polite). They are adorable even if they cant life a normal life.

[lookingforspace09]

@krimi666 I don't have any children by choice and don't plan to change my mind any time soon. I decided long ago there were too many genetic defects from both sides of the family--mainly CANCER that I wouldn't want to pass along to any future generations! And just for the record--you don't know ANYTHING about the second male in the video--no nothing at all...so you have no right judging me or any one else for the that matter. If you can't watch a video and just enjoy it--don't watch it!

[lookingforspace09]

@krimi666 oh so you know for a FACT that the dude in the video is his brother--and just how is that so--did you go interview him????

[Trendyrapslut]

@lookingforspace09 you would be surprised

[norskasbj1]

1:36 the gay couple want more privacy...

[retrochannel1]

this guy is hilarious. thanks for lots of laughs.

[bamZ323]

Haha I would of told that guy F you askig for privacy haha

[knoxklay11]

1:10 ahhh, what a beautiful day... the sun is shining... the birds are singing... jack vale is farting...

[xemnortsfan1]

omg those two guys are GAY....they want some PRIVACY LMFAO

[UTswmr]

@xemnortsfan1 I really just think he wanted him to leave and that was the nicest way he could do it

[shuggers9]

your a funny c*nt

[qwandiddy]

Beginning: Those two Old ladies are HOT!!!

[nadyagallegos]

the guy that asked for privacy was soooooo hot!!

[Noc4ball]

I don't think those guys are gay... The kid in the dark shirt might be "special" and the dude with him could be the guy assigned to watch him...

[krimi666]

@Noc4ball

He was "special", not old gay guy!

[Trendyrapslut]

@Noc4ball if anyone's "special" it's that weirdo in that rainbow plaid collared shirt.

[RetroWarped]

@Noc4ball Or friends. Or relatives. Many possibilities.

[KARWANnVIPER]

2:05 He farts on Wobbufett.

[flowerdrop1]

should have farted @ 1:38

[TeaBoneXD]

Gross Out Moment (Throw's Up) did 2 guys siting together ask 4 Privacy? gay guy's (Throw's up Again)

[Nigelxman]

@TeaBoneXD Are you high?? That dude was with a child. Buy a clue Sparky.

[SUCKMEISTER005]

This is just a suggestion, but I think it would add to the hilarity if you were wearing nothing but a "diaper".

[riff287]

i didnt know farting can be a sign of being a pedobear XD

[Horus515]

The kid in the black T sitting at he table with the guy who asks you for more privacy was fucking ugly as sin. He looked like a fucking ET, or some kind of illegal with downs.

[intestinedogwars]

i love it when people are walking and then he farts and they imediatly turn around

[kalmkilla]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL kid was like whats poppin *poooooot

[motorbreath1983]

1:30 i still don't get it.

[datniggacharlez]

that last kid looks unsure about himself LMAO

[vernondewinnaarsta]

hahahha 1:55 the kid gets scared haha

[BICYCLEIZE]

110 farting wehen they are eating

[terrorsquadlith]

you were ruining the romantic atmosphere

[CreativeGuyKyle]

Looks like Steven King

[Sunster18]

i would love to try that but then you wouldnt be able to walk down the street again haha

[JasonJForrest]

they'e in public! what the hell does he expect? he won't get privacy in public! lol

[DamienRUs666]

@JasonJForrest maybe its just his way of being polite to get rid of a farting maniac sat next to them when they are eating? dont know why your all confused just because hes got manners

[JasonJForrest]

@DamienRUs666  i'm not confused about anything........all the guy had to do was move! lol

[DamienRUs666]

@JasonJForrest well not everyone likes to be a bitch about it and walk away some people stand thier ground and tell the rude one to move...

[JasonJForrest]

@DamienRUs666 free country! we're allowed to do as we wish..........we're also free to move! lol

[JasonJForrest]

@DamienRUs666 this must be a great video for you to watch if you're on here making comments to us all! 

[DamienRUs666]

@JasonJForrest the only comments ive made is to you and i keep returning to try and make you look at both sides rather than just one but it obviously isnt working so ill just leave it at that.

[maldoman23]

@JasonJForrest he was just asking politely..he was working with a special needs client

[bcta302]

"privacy" in a public place???

[stringanime]

1:00 Mr. Turtle Head, how many farts does it take to get to the center of a human's personal space?

[yurismir1]

Fake and gay. No I'm playin'.

[phrausty]

in the beginning was hilarious u just stood right behind them waiting and then bam and sometimes u get their attention first and then do it that makes it so hilarious

[psymania]

the only problem with this (that i think) is that he always has his hand down his pocket. maybe he should do both and not look that ackward..

[Sebastian7908]

FREE YOURSELF! Fart it out ! lol

[Bajsakaka]

Awsome

[TheLiberalsSuck]

at 1:35...could me and my bottom bitch have a little more privacy? OWNED!

[yonutfilip]

i wonder, how they record the sound of the pooter ? they hace a microfon or something ? because the camera is too far from the pooter to record the sound...

[fhjj22]

@yonutfilip

they have a wireless mic.

im 90% sure

[waxyweller]

Hahahahahahahhaha

[coochsucker]

this guy needs to grow the fuck up.

[Cooter1Brown]

why does he need to do that when this idea is making him a heap of money?

[2fan]

@coochsucker you need to shut the fuck up faggot

[coochsucker]

@2fan blow me while i shit you jihad fuck, your opinion only matters in that sand filled country of yours so how about you go the fuck back there and stop using the western civilizations' technology, and tell allah after you strap a bomb to yourself that he can blow me while i shit too. you filthy sand coon

[celticguy6405]

ive watched lots of these vids and i think its finally time to buy one and try it myself

[pg5861]

"Oh, I don't want to come off weird or anything... but can we have some privacy... uh... okay?" What an ASSHOLE. How about... "Hey... one more fart and I'm going to slap your ass."

[seniorfrito]

lol at least the guy at the table was nice about it. And you people really know nothing about those guys. Calling them gay from behind a keyboard that you probably sit at a majority of the time is not cool.

[xsasukaxuchihax]

Yeah, I agree.

[inotetekietar]

ha ha ich hab mich tot gelacht !!!

[dlg313]

Farting is sooo freaking funny!!! lmao

[knoxklay11]

@dlg313 2:24 the fish all died

[david1991rules4life]

Hahaha gays want privacy :O

[xsasukaxuchihax]

No, they just wanted the fart to go away.

[david1991rules4life]

BAHAHA if they first don't react, fart again!

[rumpwrestler]

Oh damn, I laughed so hard I farted then had a BROWN OUT....and you know what that smells like. WOW

[gassyfartypoop]

0:57 nasty ass curry eating chump

[realreplikah]

How a reasoning human watches this and calls it fake beats my imagination. Can humans really be that STUPID???

This is some funny stuff and I especially love the kids reaction - almost like they're not sure cos adults shouldnt fart or they just realise they miss their mums!! LOL!!

[gassyfartypoop]

i like fucking in public

[ReelReports]

I like when you are pretending to be on the phone and it starts to vibrate.. LOL

[mavisdick360]

is this is California?

[tehnoobshot5]

its fake

[fritzov]

please explain why it's fake.

[lobsta7]

You're a dumb fuck.

I got my pooter a few days ago :)

[Myhai11111]

oh nvm i turned my volume down " ... if we have a bit more privacy " hahahahaa gays :P

[Myhai11111]

what the hell does that guy say at 1:28 ? i can't hear it because of the loud noise in the background.. " excuse me sir, is it okay if... ? "

[robbystohel]

@Myhai11111 he paused and then repeted he self after jake hung up the phone

[realdealphillip]

i just decided that i'm buying one now, but i have an idea how to use it in a way never before. i will film and post the video on youtube and blow everyone away. thnks for the fun idea's jack vale....

[insidetheredzone]

could we have privacy? you should have said "why are you both going to makeout"

then farted again that would have been really funny!

[bittersylence1]

1:28 Love it1 A tube bandit doesn't like farts! lol He gets it up the butt every night, but he don't like farts! lol FAG

[tripleV559]

I love how the guy at the end just turns and walks away!

Love these videos!

[GisherJohn24]

Those guys at the table have no tolerance for gas. At least Jack was proper enough to let it all out in the great outdoors. LIghten up guys!

[Modified001]

The girl at 1:47 has a nice butt

[DickerRiemen21cm]

so actuallay you like cows?

[GoldenLegends]

are you serious? You could jump down those bum cheeks and not see daylight this side of Christmas.

[Dank951]

Hahaha @ The gay guys!

[Azrever]

I want one of those.Great way to purposely Tank a date.

[ClassyBug]

How are they queers if they didn't want anyone farting next to them while they're having a conversation AND EATING!?

[RSWorldsEnd]

LMFAO!!!

[jcrockz420]

xD the kid in white at 0:37 is like WAS THAT ME ?

[booty990]

i noe this is out of the norm, but ur hott! lol keep up the vids!!

[Citiz3n0]

"could we have a little privacy" no you cant, your in the middle of public, can we have a little bit of public around here?!?!

[trevyn217]

the kid at the end moved quick

[bensvideos2009]

most of them move away just as he lets rips

[UrLittleNightmare1]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[chrisalive1975]

Man Jack be careful, people might get the wrong idea with your hand in your pocket around kids.

[abloom1970]

That was about the rarest form of politeness you will ever see. You were crapping on those guys for so long and they didn't bat an eye. Then he was actually apologetic for asking you to give them some privacy. Those two are obviously butt pirates but I can't believe how they didn't want to risk offending someone who was obviously being so offensive. That has to be one of your most shining moments. I hope you make millions!

[Beaupedia]

@abloom1970 "butt pirates"?? What the hell is wrong with you? And why are people giving this comment thumbs up? It's offensive and only an asshole would use a term like that.

[abloom1970]

Homopedia, butt pirates is offensive but calling a total stranger an asshole is not? Only an asshole could be so caught up in the ultra-soft, never offend anyone, overly pc movement. Makre sure you live with Mom and Dad for the rest of your life and whatever you do, don't get a real job or even leave the house, the world is much to scary a place for such sensitive eyes and ears.

[Beaupedia]

@abloom1970 If a person is deserving of being called out for being an ignorant asshole, then yes, it's acceptable.

As for the silly Mom and Dad bit, well, I've not lived with my parents for quite some time now, I do just fine in my "real job" and leave the house every day. I just don't make it a habit to surround myself with assholes like you. :)

That being said, none of that has any relevancy to the fact that you're still a homophobic asshole.

[abloom1970]

Blowpedaphile, we all get it, you like cock. Sorry for offending you're orientation. Homophobia is a word made up by your gay community because there's no way straight men could be disgusted by homosexual activity, they HAVE to be afraid of it. It's actually done more to discredit people of your orientation to use that excuse. And I'm sure being that you're gay, you are certainly surrounded by assholes. Stop being such a bitchy feminine prick and have a sense of humor.

[Beaupedia]

@abloom1970 Lol, you sound like an ignorant fool. I enjoy it.

As for the whole "homophobia" definition you've created, it's incredible. I'm blogging it right now, it made my night.

[Freodeo]

LAWL i laugh so much at every single one of these, VERY NICELY DONE i love the reactions, keep em coming!

[cragyypoo]

1:35 the lil queers

[DarrellPeel]

No, there were just nice guys, not queers. Is it so wrong for people to be nice now?

[Paintballegend]

How was he a queer? If someone was pissing you off, wouldent you ask them to leave?

[Beaupedia]

@cragyypoo Homophobe. Go away.

[ikillspamers]

LOL FART

[HBGmannen]

2:06 looks like he got a boner xD

[dangflo]

Hahaha i am guessing thats why the left so suddenly

[kyledose]

LMFAO!!!! good stuff man

[rumpwrestler]

I'd love to get my mother a vaginal pooter so she could have some fun when she goes shopping. You can get those pussy pooters at CVS.

[growthless]

the fat kid at 43 was thinking... "it wasnt me this time"

[tintct00]

lol itll be funnier if he was following this kid and he kept making farting noises XD

[citroenaxxx]

1.46 i mean hahahahaha

[zookcrew]

dude she's like 15 years old

[citroenaxxx]

1.27 nice ass

[AOLEUUUUUUUUUUU]

well when you want to look in a shop window and no one to stand near you you know what to do:))

[BethanieMichelle]

dudeee 1:28 your phone vibrated on your ear... totally blew the cover of you 'talking on the phone.'

[SOULFIGHT]

Nah, my phone vibrates in my ear when I get a text during a call

[veltpak6]

1:28 priceless confrontation

[b1oodh3ll]

hahahhahahahaha yeah :P

[Darkjamac04]

wow if I had a nickel for every time someone changed direction at the sound of a fart, i could have bought a 360 by episode 10.

[robinsonjamie04]

one time in gym class i was doing situps and i farted every situp lol

[ontop000]

hhahhahaahahhahhhahhahhha!!!!!­!!!!!!

[rumpwrestler]

Wonder if a pooter works in the mouth? I'd love to be able to go and talk to someone in a store and have blasts come out of my mouth.

[Nigelxman]

Kill yourself Babarajane.

[barbarajayne]

The last posting was for Jess, my husband's last cellmate. He got a bit too clingy and now he's getting nasty. I know Jess...he comes by the house and sniffs my husband's work boots when he leaves them on the porch.

[barbarajayne]

Let me clean it up in case kiddies come in. You didn't complain in prison, but now he's gone back to women, you're mad.

[barbarajayne]

Oh God...my husband kicked somebody's ass once on a construction job for doing that while he was eating....be careful!

[JessOnTheRun]

? sure he did... i think your husband has a few issues with his small penis and fat gut

[rumpwrestler]

I saw a bumper sticker that said HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS!

I am getting a bumper sticker that says:

POOTER IF YOU LOVE JESUS!!

[brentster93]

u are the master at this 5/5 man great job

[RedDaVincy]

Three words: Farting in Church.

[freacls]

oh done that as a kid i got one maga row off my parents lol

[poplarsigu]

man, if he did that to me, id instantly jus start beatin him down, i hate farts with a passion

[robrob74]

Well you must be a real fart smeller, I mean smart feller.

[steekster]

lol at 1:56 thats my BFF

[IveSoGotThePow]

whatever

[SPbandchick08]

hahaaha that little kid just walks away! lol 2:20

[l0gically]

lol I guess, "can we have a little more privacy" is the polite way to say "take your stanky farts and GTHO!"

[unsolved92]

I think so to dude.

[hipeeps549]

omg! if you want to look at something in a store alone this is perfect!

Excellent, really great thanks ....