I hope you all realise that all of neds prank calls involve actors and are scripted and rehearsed and edited, thats why i'm dissapointed they aint funnier.
@twiggygamez ur fuckin quire cake americans are cocky ass bitch whore sluts and english ppl have weird teeeth and mouths and have weird shaped dicks so if u pull ur pants down ull see a fukin triangle mexicans r were its at u stupid bitches LEAN LIKE A CHOLO
@TheEpicBreakdown Shut up you muggy cunt! Yanks are thick as shit......you got bundles to be proud, the most intellectualy stupid nation on the planet lol!
@TheEpicBreakdown SHUT YOURE FUCKIN YANKY MOUTH YA PRICK YOU THINK WERE UGLY COME OVER AND TELL US THAT OH WAIT YOU'LD WEIGH THE FUCKIN PLANE DOWN YA TAFT TIT
Ned, you are the dogs bollocks (English for excellent) but America did not save us from the Nazi's, the RAF had already done that before you even got off your fat arses and decided to join the war. It might be just the American mathematics skills being below that of the rest of the world, i dont know. But you joined in 1941, the RAF had defeated Hitlers planned invasion of Britain in 1940. Operation Sea lion as Hitler called the invasion was cancelled when Hitler could NOT get air supperiorty!
3.having the most annoying accent (well some of u) 4.fattest people in the the WHOLE GODDD DAMN WORLD 5.copying of the proper term football you use your FOOT to play football and you use your hands to play american football- football (soccer) has bin goin on longer than american football but to be fair i hate english football (soccer) i have got madden 11 an i play on it all the time its mich better just never get it in sky and sky+ an sky+HD (are tv company)
@Matt698813 ermm ur fuckin wrong we smoke fags like u americans do u have the highest drug rate in the WHOLE FUCKIN WORLD we didn't fuckin invent cricket fat cunt australia did so get ur facts right before u speek fat twat oww and ur country is FUUCCKKEEDD UP ther was this thing on tv an it showed u how weird america is i meen DAMMMMMM 1.Pretending to be horses 2.having them show which apparently cure a disabled person (BULLSHIT) 3.
@TwiggyGamesx Errrr actually Cricket WAS invented in England! So was baseball, which we threw away in favour of Cricket. Basket ball, baseball and American football are all British sports that the Americans took to heart. American footballs lineage can be traced to Rugby, no rugby=no American football. No football (soccer)= no rugby!
I liked him until i watched this vid u fuck old nob ed we saved ur asses in world war 2 ur just fuckin in denial i like america i go alot but i hate nob eds like you who could disrespect the people who faught and died next to you why be like that its just. Wrong
well ned is funny, but america are so much more of faggots than england, for example, they call football SOCCER, now you can't get much gayer than that.
@nusogyo coming from a country that calls a sport cricket... talk about stupid names. and yall are the ones that go around smoking fags all the time... don't talk crap about stuff you don't know man especially if you can't speak in correct English have a nice day
@Matt698813 so that makes england gay because people smoke? i've never heard anything as stupid as that, and yeah i agree, cricket is a weird name for the sport, but it's a great sport, as football is, but calling it soccer? i think it's a disgrace to football, and england have the best teams in the world, chelsea, man united, arsenal, manchester city, you don't get any well heard teams in america
@RossCelticFc How bout you learn how to spell first you Scottish piece of shit. Its faggot you dumb shit. Second if the video insults you then don't watch it and bitch about it. Its a prank call.
LOL Neds actually makes some good points, the bbc is a fucking left wing loony channel teaching all our kids to be little gays. Sadly our once patriotic land is now in the hands of a bunch of liberels from outer mars. Funny video btw Neds so quick, hes a good comedian and thats saying something it aint easy.
world war one you soft cunt. try the times when we were first circumnavigating the globe in wooden galleons. Typical thick yank cunt. we call you yanks cos you always pulling your puddings. lol
The term is believed to derive from lime-juicer, referring to the Royal Navy and Merchant Navy practice of supplying lime juice to British sailors to prevent scurvy.
Don't show your ignorance. We're called limeys because we were clever enough to give lime juice to our sailors so they wouldn't get scurvy on long sea voyages.
I don't. Why do you assume I do? I was just pointing out how clever we British were :) Ya Scurvy knave!! Btw, I think your calls are some of the funniest things I've ever heard :)
blacks call us crackers and honkeys.. and i know why they call us crackers. from cracking corn for moonshine back in the day. but i dont get why they call us honkeys.
@icecool1065 Probably Indian. You see where my brother works. Asians who have deep accents are taught to fake their accents so they wont get racist and verbal abuse from customers.
i love ya ned, but that upset me... Lets just make one thing clear the Brittish Found Amarica and we lived there before the americans existed haha... so were the foundation of the USA and nothing you can say will ever change that.
Secondly...you did not "find the USA." Learn your history. There was this awesome group of people called Vikings who came to North America BEFORE the British. And let's not forget that when they got here, there were already people here.
we didn't discover America.... i think you must be referring to when Christopher Columbus found it for the rest of Europe but there were already people there lol.... and anyway i think he was Spanish ;)
Helloo....
TakeDetour 4 days ago
ELTON JON LOL!
LTrakinat 3 weeks ago
uncloged my toilet lol
393cj 2 months ago
I fucking love this omg my face hurts LOLZ!
missbrittaney1991 2 months ago
And mr Rogers oh well we'll skip him lol
neddawson 2 months ago
I must kill Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga must die.
GM572 4 months ago
I hope you all realise that all of neds prank calls involve actors and are scripted and rehearsed and edited, thats why i'm dissapointed they aint funnier.
TheStevo75 4 months ago
@TheStevo75 how do you know that
luciferslight100 3 months ago
@luciferslight100 Well its obvious when he sings songs, its obviously all pre-planned
TheStevo75 3 months ago
haha sausage smoker
MadiAndAmberdotcom 5 months ago
google image search "tinky winky kermit the frog"
123212go 6 months ago
@twiggygamez ur fuckin quire cake americans are cocky ass bitch whore sluts and english ppl have weird teeeth and mouths and have weird shaped dicks so if u pull ur pants down ull see a fukin triangle mexicans r were its at u stupid bitches LEAN LIKE A CHOLO
Ex3xClanxGaming 6 months ago
Ugh Brits. Fucking whores.
TheEpicBreakdown 7 months ago
@TheEpicBreakdown Shut up you muggy cunt! Yanks are thick as shit......you got bundles to be proud, the most intellectualy stupid nation on the planet lol!
Saxonsoldiers 7 months ago
@TheEpicBreakdown SHUT YOURE FUCKIN YANKY MOUTH YA PRICK YOU THINK WERE UGLY COME OVER AND TELL US THAT OH WAIT YOU'LD WEIGH THE FUCKIN PLANE DOWN YA TAFT TIT
ZOROARKxXAVIER 6 months ago
Dipsy was the shit anyway...
TooMuchDramaForyou 8 months ago in playlist Ned Prank Calls
colon patroller xD
banditthetheif 8 months ago
@trippledizzle Mr Rogers was a stone cold killer you know he was like spec ops in Nam and killed all sorts of motherfuckers right
Chaser880 8 months ago
Last call, I ollmost fell on the floor. My god that man is hilarious!
myfacewhenIpenguin 8 months ago
Ned, you are the dogs bollocks (English for excellent) but America did not save us from the Nazi's, the RAF had already done that before you even got off your fat arses and decided to join the war. It might be just the American mathematics skills being below that of the rest of the world, i dont know. But you joined in 1941, the RAF had defeated Hitlers planned invasion of Britain in 1940. Operation Sea lion as Hitler called the invasion was cancelled when Hitler could NOT get air supperiorty!
Saxonsoldiers 9 months ago
@Saxonsoldiers yeah!
TW1STED7 7 months ago
she SOUNDS like a telletubby
ptf1996 10 months ago
@ptf1996 She is, TINKYWINKIE!
Blinibloy3 9 months ago
@ptf1996 She is, TINKYWINKIE!
SHE MUST DIE!!
Blinibloy3 9 months ago
3.having the most annoying accent (well some of u) 4.fattest people in the the WHOLE GODDD DAMN WORLD 5.copying of the proper term football you use your FOOT to play football and you use your hands to play american football- football (soccer) has bin goin on longer than american football but to be fair i hate english football (soccer) i have got madden 11 an i play on it all the time its mich better just never get it in sky and sky+ an sky+HD (are tv company)
TwiggyGamesx 10 months ago
@Matt698813 ermm ur fuckin wrong we smoke fags like u americans do u have the highest drug rate in the WHOLE FUCKIN WORLD we didn't fuckin invent cricket fat cunt australia did so get ur facts right before u speek fat twat oww and ur country is FUUCCKKEEDD UP ther was this thing on tv an it showed u how weird america is i meen DAMMMMMM 1.Pretending to be horses 2.having them show which apparently cure a disabled person (BULLSHIT) 3.
TwiggyGamesx 10 months ago
@TwiggyGamesx Errrr actually Cricket WAS invented in England! So was baseball, which we threw away in favour of Cricket. Basket ball, baseball and American football are all British sports that the Americans took to heart. American footballs lineage can be traced to Rugby, no rugby=no American football. No football (soccer)= no rugby!
Saxonsoldiers 9 months ago
@TwiggyGamesx cricket was invented in england so get ur facts right..w.g. grace google it
geoff100179 8 months ago
I liked him until i watched this vid u fuck old nob ed we saved ur asses in world war 2 ur just fuckin in denial i like america i go alot but i hate nob eds like you who could disrespect the people who faught and died next to you why be like that its just. Wrong
TwiggyGamesx 10 months ago
@nusogyo
Yeah cuz we have better sport that we call football. That's why we call it soccer.
Awesomeshadowman999 10 months ago
nazis were kicking up ur panties all over europe , hahahah , kodak moments , priceless.
DRAGONKINGOFTIBET 1 year ago
@DRAGONKINGOFTIBET wow! wtf?
ZiggyTheBearJew 5 months ago
queery is the operative word
burnindoghouse 1 year ago
I prayed to the lord and he told me what to do....
he told me to kill tinky winky...
Tinky Winky must die
pokemon0wns 1 year ago
The girl in the beginning sounded so hot!!
USAhockeyGUY 1 year ago 8
@USAhockeyGUY
Blackhawks are taking the Stanley motha fucka. Fuck The Canucks.
ZiggyTheBearJew 5 months ago
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ZiggyTheBearJew 5 months ago
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ZiggyTheBearJew 5 months ago
@USAhockeyGUY Hey guy that was my mom!
ZiggyTheBearJew 5 months ago
@USAhockeyGUY no kidding xd
acewings221 2 months ago
@nusogyo trust me Americans don't like it either..look up hockey will you
USAhockeyGUY 1 year ago
elton john!!!!!!!!loloolooooool lmao
murph3113 1 year ago
COLON PATROLER ....... ELTON JOHN
packerthe3rd 1 year ago
well ned is funny, but america are so much more of faggots than england, for example, they call football SOCCER, now you can't get much gayer than that.
nusogyo 1 year ago
@nusogyo coming from a country that calls a sport cricket... talk about stupid names. and yall are the ones that go around smoking fags all the time... don't talk crap about stuff you don't know man especially if you can't speak in correct English have a nice day
Matt698813 1 year ago
@Matt698813 so that makes england gay because people smoke? i've never heard anything as stupid as that, and yeah i agree, cricket is a weird name for the sport, but it's a great sport, as football is, but calling it soccer? i think it's a disgrace to football, and england have the best teams in the world, chelsea, man united, arsenal, manchester city, you don't get any well heard teams in america
nusogyo 1 year ago
BBC = Bloody Bullshit Channel
tree003a 1 year ago
@tree003a
British broadcation channel :@ so shutup k ?
LPScamilla 1 year ago
HES DOING THE WORK OF THE LORD YOUR DOING THE WORK OF THE DEVIL (LOL TO CLASSIC!!!!)
ManTheLittleG 1 year ago
lol
denisesfeathers 1 year ago
tinky winky must die
xjrocker85 1 year ago
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call of duty black ops
OutlawedGaming 1 year ago
We have to help you American faggits fight islam so don't know why your bringing WW2 up. Scotland all the way :).
RossCelticFc 1 year ago
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@RossCelticFc bullshit you and the rest of the world are not doing shit .
paulusarab 1 year ago
@RossCelticFc How bout you learn how to spell first you Scottish piece of shit. Its faggot you dumb shit. Second if the video insults you then don't watch it and bitch about it. Its a prank call.
rufdizzle 1 year ago
@RossCelticFc No one cares about scotland
nusogyo 1 year ago
"I must kill Tinky Winky, Tinky Winky must die." that was a fucking riot LMFAO XD
ItsNOYFB 1 year ago 2
Holy shit this is fucking funny
rebelslayer13 1 year ago
today i layed my hand on the tv an brother fawell unclogged my toliet witrh the poer off god lmao
woody5442 1 year ago
why don't you limey bastards just butch up?
Soberkin1 1 year ago
Tinkie Winky must die
jetzero47 1 year ago 5
colon patroler
vitalchickenwing 1 year ago
Homophobia = NOT Cool
The video was hilarious tho x3
McandJr 1 year ago
She sounded happy at first. Falwell is such an asshole.
We should send Ned over to France to show them what a real ugly American is.
Going after Prince Charles pushes the wrong button. I love how they are able to remain so civil while being pissed and rude at the same time.
RacistRazaRaper 1 year ago
lol elton john
MrMW2nd 1 year ago
Tinky Winky must die.
Thank you for your call <click>
Hello? Hello? you limey faggot
Viewer794 1 year ago 17
hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
sonofthesouth357 1 year ago
queery is the operative word lmfao
Snapisadancer 1 year ago
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Viewer794 1 year ago
Yet again americans trying to be funny with a good old put on accent from some burger eating mug (:
MrJstuf 1 year ago
Colin Patroler?! Elton John?!
SevenSons7 1 year ago
if he says tinky winky is a cocksucker, tinky winky is a cocksucker.
Bigbutterballs 1 year ago 2
... unclogged my toilet! with the power of God! I lol'd hard!
BinarySpike 1 year ago
she just sounds like a retard. either that or its a put on accent. lol
johnboy1501 1 year ago
omg tinky winky must die!
hammerheadrock 1 year ago
if he says tinkie winkie is cocksucker then tinkie winkie is a cocksucker lololo
paulusarab 1 year ago
I must take matters into my own hands. Tinky Winky...must die. LAMO
If I was the other guy, I would have asked how he planned to do that.
shonenjumpfan 1 year ago
even engald hate tinkey winky
barcod11 1 year ago
terminology... Elton John....lol
MickCorgi 2 years ago 4
LOL Tinky Winky must die!
Billythepeon 2 years ago 9
LOL, whole teletubie show is gay
Leikonel 2 years ago
3:14 actually Barnaey is a zoophilic pedophile.
mefondlevagina 2 years ago
LOL Neds actually makes some good points, the bbc is a fucking left wing loony channel teaching all our kids to be little gays. Sadly our once patriotic land is now in the hands of a bunch of liberels from outer mars. Funny video btw Neds so quick, hes a good comedian and thats saying something it aint easy.
xXCelticwarriorXx1 2 years ago 2
barney isnt gay, mr rogers isnt....well we will skip him
fobbyness 2 years ago
lol
i was prayin to the good lord, and he told me to take matters into my own hands. i must kill Tinkey Winkey...Tinkey Winkey....must die
Beardiebreeder 2 years ago
'Tinky Winky must die'..lool...
T453R 2 years ago 3
i had rough nasty but sex with tinky winky
BOOYAHHH!!!
idkybysa 2 years ago 2
why do yanks call us limey's anyway? I dont mind it, just curious about what the fuck it means lol.
daryl4classic 2 years ago 2
oh that? that started i think when you guys were in world war 1 or something and to prevent scurvy you kept alot of limes around. i think.
thuzan117 2 years ago
Thanks, I thought it had something to do with that, though it was probably earlier than ww1.
daryl4classic 2 years ago
world war one you soft cunt. try the times when we were first circumnavigating the globe in wooden galleons. Typical thick yank cunt. we call you yanks cos you always pulling your puddings. lol
bluedogdick 2 years ago
The term is believed to derive from lime-juicer, referring to the Royal Navy and Merchant Navy practice of supplying lime juice to British sailors to prevent scurvy.
Horus515 2 years ago
Tah very much.
daryl4classic 2 years ago
Don't show your ignorance. We're called limeys because we were clever enough to give lime juice to our sailors so they wouldn't get scurvy on long sea voyages.
alexjonesfan 2 years ago 2
@alexjonesfan then why do you always take it as such a bloody insult?
Assfuckhat 2 years ago
I don't. Why do you assume I do? I was just pointing out how clever we British were :) Ya Scurvy knave!! Btw, I think your calls are some of the funniest things I've ever heard :)
alexjonesfan 2 years ago
lol.. i donno why we can you all that.
blacks call us crackers and honkeys.. and i know why they call us crackers. from cracking corn for moonshine back in the day. but i dont get why they call us honkeys.
narcolepticpug 2 years ago
"I must kill Tinky Winky."
*snork*
BionicDance 2 years ago 2
Why is she talking so weird
Im English, too - and ive never met ANYONE who speaks like dat
icecool1065 2 years ago 26
They're on the phone. Believe me, people sound different on the phone. :)
ultraviolet255 2 years ago 18
@ultraviolet255 not that different
megamerryn 1 year ago
I think it's funny that you made a comment on someone's "english" and used the word "dat" in the same comment. lol
Sarahon06 2 years ago 6
@Sarahon06 It was SUPPOSED to be ironic. It was obviously lost on you since you clearly lack the intellect
And i wasnt commenting on her spelling, was I? Noooooo.....i was talking about how she SPEAKS, her pronounciation.....;)
icecool1065 1 year ago
"helloooo" it sounds like an american tryin to put on an english accent lol
sdtuu 2 years ago 2
you can tell that isnt a real BBC call centre, all our call centres are in India.
daryl4classic 2 years ago 2
@icecool1065 Probably Indian. You see where my brother works. Asians who have deep accents are taught to fake their accents so they wont get racist and verbal abuse from customers.
HeartBreak1x 1 year ago
@icecool1065 she waz a paki
Greatwhiteninja123 1 year ago
@icecool1065
i was thinking the exact same thing.
maybe she's "super" powsh.
Constavlos 1 year ago
@icecool1065 my dads freinds wife is from england and she sounds like that on phone
countrykid902 1 year ago
@icecool1065 she sounds like she ha a 12" dildo up her crack
thomasmennie 1 year ago
@icecool1065 sounds like a london accent
iloveniggers1000 11 months ago
@icecool1065 She sounds like she's from Scandinavia and learnt English.
db500092 9 months ago
@db500092 Sorry mate. Thats not a scandinavian accent or anything near it :)
hebblan 6 months ago
@icecool1065 She sounds like the girl from outnumbered.
flashash2k9 6 months ago
@icecool1065 Agree, that sounds so made up.
TheJudge88 6 months ago
If the rev says tinky winky is a c*ck s*cker, then tinky winky is a c*ck s*cker
MrRokuHazzaku 2 years ago 4
hahaha Im English, that was fucking hilarious!
AcesTranquility 2 years ago
haha ned you fucking yank you crack me up ya fucker :P
plasticbudgie 2 years ago
NED IS THE BEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tylercert 2 years ago
Tinky winky must die LOL
pembrokeshirespark 2 years ago 6
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i love ya ned, but that upset me... Lets just make one thing clear the Brittish Found Amarica and we lived there before the americans existed haha... so were the foundation of the USA and nothing you can say will ever change that.
THEG00DFELLA 2 years ago
For one...learn how to spell.
Secondly...you did not "find the USA." Learn your history. There was this awesome group of people called Vikings who came to North America BEFORE the British. And let's not forget that when they got here, there were already people here.
rangerzep83 2 years ago 5
why do you speak ENGLISH?
AzumiRM 2 years ago
The British weren't the ones who discovered America.
MightyNeonFraa 2 years ago
spain
1rapper678 2 years ago
we didn't discover America.... i think you must be referring to when Christopher Columbus found it for the rest of Europe but there were already people there lol.... and anyway i think he was Spanish ;)
AcesTranquility 2 years ago 4
LUV IT, LUV IT ,NED SO FUNNY
WelshFromTheWest 2 years ago 2
NED YOU CUNT YA
britishbulldog36 2 years ago
loosen up its a bit of fun!
AcesTranquility 2 years ago
tinky winky
tipy
llala
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lol
sounds fuckin gay
613bo 3 years ago 2
sound kind of evil, in some ways. like lala kind of sounds like "crazy"
ultraviolet255 2 years ago