The Room - The Flower Shop Scene

[Cashback13]

"You're my Favourite Customer, OH HI JOHNNY I didn't realise it was you.

[510james1]

Doggy won best supporting actor.

[ObeyTheDead]

Everything is wrong with this scene.

[TheMotionMan112]

i thought he said "can i have a thousand red roses please?"

[TheComatoseCritic]

@TheMotionMan112 Me too the first time I saw it. I was very alarmed.

[onokaoonokao]

what is this, I don't even

[sephiroth7655]

OHAI DOGGIE

[JQisAwesome]

"Oh hi Doggie!"

"Bark! Bark! I fucked this poodle and then hit her so hard she ended up in a hospital on Guerra street."

"Hahaha what a story, doggie!"

[whatsername091]

@JQisAwesome Shit made me literally choke up.

[ruub1234]

333-5-4-5-4-888-5-4-5-4

imperial mars

[chuzzwozzer]

The sound editing on this scene is atrocious!! It sounds like they had a soundboard with all the lines stored in it, and they gave it to a baby to play with, and this is how it turned out!!

[sarahbruce1]

HI DOGGY!



[BeRad117]

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HOLD THE FLOWERS UPSIDE DOWN!? THEY'RE GOING TO FALL OUT!

[Trashcansam123]

"Oh Hi doggie how is your sex life?"

"It's great I just banged this poodle--"

"Haha what a story doggie!" 

[StickMaker99]

The dog was a new version of Ke$ha!

[mrfalafl]

In light of this scene, I'd like to direct everyone's attention to the fact that Kanye West is a gay fish

[shobidobido]

that was fast

[IhAtEsecondChanCE1]

Doggie was nominated for best actor.

[Urto123]

The flowers ARE him.

[hahalolrofl]

I've seen better plot, script and acting in porn...

[mrfalafl]

@hahalolrofl Have you seen the protracted sex scenes in this one? It IS porn.

Really, really bad soft porn.

[Kristanni20X6]

I feel sorry for that pug cause he's in that shitty movie

[dramatickhaos]

only one word can describe this movie,and that my friends is fail

[YonexSinad]

isgonabeeigteendollah wow

[MidKnightRyder36]

Thanks, baaaaaaii

[annarubymarievideos]

hi doggy

[timmeh231]

i dont get it...

[zombieppl]

@timmeh231 this is probably the worst movie ever made and people like to make fun of it.

[swishyfish2003]

The hell just happened?

[lovinmyboys111]

@swishyfish2003 LMAO! 

[snakeXL7]

I tried to order a sub sandwhich in 19 seconds. The results were . . . disasterous. I needed some Wiseau mojo.

[starclassic161]

Ohai doggy!

[kuribayashi84]

This whole Scene is just completely backwards.

[kodatastical]

"ohai mark" "THAT'S MEEEE"

[FACTAWAVES]

johnny: Hi doggie

doggie: That's meeeee

[MatadorSushi]

"HAI DOGGIE." awwww I love that dog. Anyone know what breed it is? I want to give it an Oscar :D <3

[roxyosox122]

@MatadorSushi Looks like something mixed with a pug.

[ConfusedProud]

They had to put the dog to sleep afterwards.

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

"That's me!" WTF?

[TheMusicalAnimator19]

...How NOT to write a script while shooting scenes. *vomit*

[AtheismCentral]

what the fuck is up with this scene? It is so... Unnatural, scripted, and the script is like written backwards.

[snakeXL7]

"I didn't know it was you. I have at least a dozen guys that come in here everyday with long black hair and euro trash accents."

[mricemanguy]

9 567 654 469 765 567 567 9 644

Tetris too!

[Ararechan74]

I am laaaaaughing so hard right now... Must....find.... Entire... Film.....

[siralucard19]

How to buy flowers in 19 seconds \m/ (-.-) \m/

[HuntrBlackLuna]

Hey, Jackass! I'm closing the store in thirty seconds!

[plgcorp]

"You're my favorite customer"...He didn't even knew who she was.

[regulatorzone]

And that's how you make a movie.

[jasonmoriparty]

i cant even understand how this is real

[RedRad1990]

in the terms of line delivery, i'd say i've just seen an abortion. live.

[BobbyDrake2000]

What, did they only have the flower shop rented for filming for fifteen minutes?

[DrCoolFilms]

That's a thousand roses?

[Kanciapaa]

Lmao xD "Oh hii"

"Oh hi Johnny I didnt know it was you"

"Thats me. How much is it?"

"Itll be 18 dollars"

"Here you go, keep the change"

"Oh hi doggy"

"youre my favorite customer"

All in 19 seconds.

[OfficialOffice]

even youtube "shows" are better

[TheLeafhopper]

Truly a masterpiece of writing.

[Mrfoodlvr614]

its like one of those cutscenes from video games... but "Octorok" is better thatn "roses hi doggy" if ya catch my drrift

[makgirling]

Does anyone else notice the weird random guy sitting at the end of the counter from around 0:06 onwards?

[IRLSM1337ful]

The actin is god awful

[winesti]

Just finished my Johnny costume.

[mlpman246]

Judging by his accent and realatively unknown origin, I think Tommy Wiseau is from Skyrim.

Think about it...

[Trashcansam123]

@mlpman246 Yeah nobody knows about his early life. He claims he was from New Orleans but he sounds Dutch or something.

[daannl]

@Trashcansam123

We dutchies have a horrible accent sometimes, but this isn't it! :)

[JayBird4theW1N]

@mlpman246 I dunno, maybe he just has a severe speech impediment... Or he's got series brain damage. I wouldn't know anything about drain bamage though... hu hu.

[AtheismCentral]

@mlpman246

I'M FED UP WITH THIS KNEE!

[hillysats]

@mlpman246

But Would you like to discuss the ongoing hostilities, like the rest of the 'great warriors'?

[aerogun18]

@mlpman246

You're my favorite costumer.

[RebirthingX]

best movie ever.

[AReallyScaryGhost]

Dude, the lines are all over the place...

[TheTeenageArtist]

So... beautiful *o*

[AnIdiotRises]

I still think that it's a crime against cinema that Doggie didn't get nominated for Best Supporting Actor in the Oscars...

[tennis3232]

GODDAMN those are horrible cuts

[KleWdSide]

God, that pug is fat. LOL

[SaraAndAmandaShow]

@KleWdSide the dog or the woman? :p

[tennis3232]

Damn, douche, let her finish her lines!!!

[Bdubu92]

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[PorkchopCupcake]

@Bdubu92

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO­LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO­LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO­LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO­LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO­LMFAOLMFAO

[Flaftank]

oh it said a dozen

[Flaftank]

18 dollars for 1000 red roses? Count me in.

[BorisLordOfAcorns]

how did i never notice him holding the flowers upside down

[mirovonbonn]

The dog is probably the best actor in this film. It looks like a real dog whether as Tommy Wiseau doen't look like a real human.

[httm241]

@mirovonbonn if you hurt doggy tommy wiesu will kill you in your sleep

[Yatolcharles]

the doggie is one of the greatest actors

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

The dog won best actor...

[tehtrooper56]

Hi doggie *pets*

DON'T TAWCH ME MUTHERFAWKERRRR, GET OUT

[ballebanan]

Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you. Anyway, how is your sex life?

You're lying, I never hit you, you're tearing me apart, Doggie!

[staecrh]

The first time I saw this I swear he said "a thousand red roses"

[Darkside780]

Worst acting ever, lol

[gatoradeee]

fastest transaction in the history of mankind

[cmatias64]

Kootra sent me

[Sam5726]

SO, GODDAMN, POWERFUL.

UUUGHHH!!!!!!

[GarrettDareson]

I've spent an hour watching The Room clips and reading the hilarious comments.

[trisheatsman]

YOU'RE TEAAAAAARING ME APART DOGGIE!

[madhat1979]

my mother does a better job in acting that she love me

[TheSleyths]

Whaat the fuck? O.o

[Keiferm1]

The dog's the best actor.

[GamerzUndead]

The extras are pretty good actors not laughing their asses off

[Kainmaster]

Why haven't anyone given that dog an Oscar yet?

[Shrubbs]

I don't know how I got here but this is hilarious

[Necroionutwiz]

Man that doggeh is such a good acter :)

[BossPanzer]

Dog is my favorite actor in this scene.

[ericdeben]

HAI DOGGY! LMFAOOO

[Metaltherebel92]

"That`s me". Fucking hilarious! Inredible that this is even a scene in the damn movie, what was the director thinking? Oh that`s right, he was probarly on drugs...

[ket68ify]

@Metaltherebel92 Dude, Tommy Wiseau was the director. It's kind of impossible (and probably even dangerous) to imagine what was he thinking, he thinks and will think, but I say it's pretty safe to assume no drugs were involved.

Aliens don't do drugs.

[Metaltherebel92]

@ket68ify haha, yeah.. I knew he was the director btw, though it didn`t seem like it in the comment :)

[McRabbid9]

You know your movie sucks when a doggie with less than 20 seconds of screentime is the best actor in the whole movie.

[xsvdudex]

EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO GODDAMN FAST!

[MattVariety]

HAI DAWWGIIEE

[giantstingray]

Whenever I feel like trancing out I just put this on loop.

[a1b26600]

lol the dog looks so uncomfortable

[Eduardo97978]

Thats meeee. Keep the change. hi doggie. aweful acting

[poet279]

What the fuck is a dog doing in a flower shop?

[Harmon2]

That woman in the background brought my to tears with her performance.

[TheNightblade77]

@Sorantheman that was amazing lol

[Sorantheman]

Press the following to hear the begining of Darth vaders Theme:

4, 4, 4, 5, 6,4,5,6,4

[AGentertainment]

@Sorantheman haha how long did it take for you to figure that one out? That's cool.

[Sorantheman]

@AGentertainment Someone else found out before me.

[Eritsasaku]

@AGentertainment If you search for my original comment you'll see more notes, as well as the name of the original finder.

[AGentertainment]

@Eritsasaku Out of 4,000 comments? Don't have the time to sift through all of them.

[Eritsasaku]

@AGentertainment You really aren't mentally capable of clicking "view all comments" then typing CTRL+F and typing my name?

[AGentertainment]

@Eritsasaku Forget about it. Learn how to communicate with people first. Hope you don't talk to people that way all the time.

[Eritsasaku]

@AGentertainment "hope you don't talk to people that way all the time"

Only to ignorant people who don't know basic problem solving.

My communication is fine, I communicated my disgust in your lack of extremely basic computer USER knowledge just fine.

"forget about it"

knowing how to find a comment on youtube is at the same level as Copy and pasting.

I won't exactly forget that level of stupidity.

but yeah we can drop the subject, since it's clear thats what you want.

[AGentertainment]

@Eritsasaku Sadly, I don't even know what we were originally talking about anymore. Your Ctrl + F has intrigued me, yet it doesn't work on my MacBook. I tried Apple + F, and that brings up a search menu of sorts, but even that didn't search your name.

Before YouTube changed, I was able to see my comments in a yellow highlight, but now that feature is gone. Yes, you are right that I am not familiar with all of the computer shortcuts, but don't be rude about it. You don't even know me.

[Washeightz]

@Sorantheman lol

[MLGBrownCat]

@Sorantheman Amazing!

[Crackmyskye]

@Sorantheman oh my fucking god. lol.

[ProjectX30]

@Sorantheman LMAO! How did you even figure that out?

[dogmatic1954]

@Sorantheman you sir....have...WWAAAAYYYYYY too much free time

[SuperDuperLightHog]

@Sorantheman hahahahah XD You sir, are the best youtuber ever. that really made my day. now we know the whole point of this movie.

[Moggray87]

@Sorantheman Same key and everything. AMAZING.

[0sseus]

@Sorantheman 4 4 4 5 6 4 5 6 4 9 9 9 5 6 4 5 6 4

[SuperSaiyan4Broly]

@0sseus I don't get it. What does pressing those numbers during this video do?

[DrCoolFilms]

@SuperSaiyan4Broly STAR WARS

[SuperSaiyan4Broly]

@DrCoolFilms Umm...No.

[biowon]

@Sorantheman This is probably the first time a "press these numbers and make music or whatever" has entertained me more than the actual video. Thanks a bunch, man! Excellent work!

[BlueDolphin2011]

@Sorantheman

Perfect Pitch?

[TheSleyths]

@Sorantheman U're my new God

[assassinscreed00]

@Sorantheman ARE YOU A WIZARD?

[punkpasta123]

@Sorantheman you are a beautiful person

[manwithoutfear05]

@Sorantheman wow that was awesomeeeeeee

[WhoTookCawnah]

@Sorantheman How did you find this? Do you just play with numbers while watching videos? It doesn't matter, you win the nobel prize for youtube comment.s

[mrhp9]

@Sorantheman Oh dear God....

[TheDevilyouDontknow1]

@Sorantheman imperial march... thats the real name

[Colonelmcscurvy]

@Sorantheman It doesn't work for me, the video has to load a little every time i press a number. :(

[LuBuOWNZ]

@Sorantheman That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

[pressure6666]

@Sorantheman How the hell did you figure that out lool

[Lalalo14]

@Sorantheman Yeah, and after that:

9,9,9,7,6,4,5,6,4

[Posterdude95]

Try buying something this quick in gamestop!

Can I help you? Ye can I have a copy of bioshock please? Ok i'll go get it for you. ..........

[barisaxkid]

Oh, hi doggie. How is your sex life?

[Raverque]

@barisaxkid you're my favourite sex life!

[videoman5100]

DOGGIE FOR BEST ACTOR!

DOGGIE FOR HEISMAN!

[MNT245]

Wow, A quick video in 19 seconds. lol

[Jmarley912]

"oh hi johnny i didn't know it was you here you go that's me how much is it that'll be 18 dollars here you go keep the change hi doggy you're my favourite customer bye"

[MidKnightRyder36]

Dog: -_- I knew I should have stayed in medical school...

[theEricWalker]

it's like they're in a competition to see who can say their dialogue faster...

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

Hahahahahaha where's this guy come from ? XD

[Ideskid315]

I'll have a thousand red roses please.

[ImperialLobster]

"HAY" (to nobody in particular) "Can I help you?" (random offscreen voice) Yeh can ah huvadoe sen rhed rhose esplease? "Oh hai Johnny I didn't know it was you. Here you go!" "Thass Mi! How mush is ih?" "It'll be eighteen dolla-" "Hiyer you goe, kip the chenge, hay dog hee" "You're my favourite custome-" "Thangs aloht bai" "Buh bai"

[Gg66dolphin]

the dog wasn't the only good actor people!!! The roses did a wonderful job too!!!!

[MobKnowledge]

You can see in the dog's face he's about to fire his agent.

[IamGodofAwesome]

THATS ME

[djmuaddib]

You are tearing me apart, thousand red roses!

[misseternal777]

Daww, a pug <3

2003 Academy Award Winner: Pug

[Necroionutwiz]

damn that doggeh is such a good actor :)

[ResistanceofLove]

I like the part where he said 'hi doggie'

[the0scarlet0piper]

I used to be her favourite customer, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[joel254]

i cant believe i watched this last night and now its everywhere i look lol smh

[Ipoop7colors]

Script 'The Room' [owner store] Hi can I help you [Jonny] yea can I have a dozen ­red roses please [owner store] ohijohnnyIdidn't­knowitwasyou hereyougo [Jonny] that'sme h­owmuchisit? [owner store] that'llbe18dollars [Jonny] he­reyougokeepthechange hidoggy [owner store] you­'remyfavoritecustomer [Jonny] thanksalo­tbyebuhbye

[BigFootCommentaries]

woahhhhhh, view count is 1,424,242

[plikminlol]

Hai doggy :D... That dog should get an Oscar for best supporting actor

[CanadianPolybius]

What happened to the Star Wars comments???

[HablaAmBabo]

Oh hi Johnny I didn`t know it was you.... She souldn`t rekognize that crackhead becuase the sunglasses??

[hiphoponeworld]

You missed the point of the scene. The two cars outside of the shop, notice how they the right one stares at the left one with an intense look? And the left one seems to be afraid. I think Tommys point was to show us that betrayal will split friendships, see how the cars on the other (on the right in the screen) are close to each other, but the 2 cars outside the shop are distanced? Wiseau is a genius.

[DaveDaviddsonn]

He's not even holding the bouquet right.

[888Datguy]

Actually, if I remember correctly, short, bowl cut man was nominated for best actor that year

[GoldenCenturion]

The doggie is the best actor in this scene.

[TinnedWaffles]

The Room - The Flower Shop Scen-

[imfercho]

The flowers deserve an academy award.