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  • ha ha, Simon style at 2:55

  • Her Attidude Stinx! She Wud Never Make It Wat Was Thinkin, If She Wnt A Skag Ed Thos An She Developed Or Trained Her Voice Profesionally, There Are Actually Bits Of Her Voice I Like Randomly! Lol ;/ x

  • lol "my sugeerrr walz.... EWGHHH" wtf she thinks she some proper diva or somthin had me in stiches XD!!

  • OH MY GOD... HER HAIR

  • DON'T LOOK AT THE EYES

  • bettah than madoner

    i was good wasn't I?

    *beep beep beep beep beep beep beeeeeep

    Even more beeps than a traffic jam, or a car crash.

  • Her hairs like..bacon :l

  • I don't think there are even enough swear words she could've used with that many beeped-out words ! :o

  • funny though she wasnt that bad but at the end she fucked up with the pitch of her voice and then turned into something evil just when the judges said she isnt good she knew they were right about her being shit at singing hah her eyes are scary... gotta admit... o.o

  • Does she even own a Tshirt?! Xx

  • @dragonfly22221 no cuz she is too lazy to get a job and buy herself one :P

  • You're better than Madonna?!" lmaoo

  • What do u do for a living?"

    Nothing I'm lazy for the moment."

    I mean WTF how old is that woman!?

  • 2:07 - 2:10

    Oh snap!

  • What is she wearing?

  • haha holds up fake mic

  • I'm pretty sure Danii starts hyperventilating at 2:15. I have to admit, I would if I was her, Rachel is flaming scary! she's rude, unthoughtful, obnoxious and generally evil. And she's got more grease in her hair than all of McDonalds' fryers put together!

  • "kiss my ass all the way"

    "please"

  • ive noticed that wen the people show themselves with a confidant look and say they sing like HUUUGE idols they indeed are the worst ones XD. and that's true ! just observ !!! they have a connection hahah!

  • She's such a bitch....

  • Her hair its so greasy

  • LOL! 1:36 Simmons flipping her off!

  • Rachel is an untalented, bad word saying, rude and lazy girl!!!and she says what the judges say is foul!!!!

  • YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!=HOLYFUK!!!!!!­

  • Narcissistic, much?:P

  • What year was this?

  • 1:24 scary

  • she freaks me out

  • That man really looked like a cartoon bouncer lol

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  • Rachel, meet shampoo. Shampoo, meet the amazingly greasy hair.

  • lol now im tired.

  • her eyes make it the worst auditions ever

  • WHORE

  • "What do you for a living"

    "Nothing, ...."

    NOTHING?! SHE STOLE SPONGEBOB'S CONCH SHELL!

  • Lol dannii looked so scared

  • the judges were so funny!

    Sharon: nobody does cassettes anymore it's called a CD.

    Simon:...No talent, didn't want to be told that, good riddance.

  • wtf she wanted them to judge her and she got it .......P.S.she needs to go to anger managment.!!!LOL

  • she is a nightmare

  • oh no she didn't

  • @K0sakaiZero oh yes, she did!

  • i think she was dropped on her head when she was little.

  • I absolutely hate that Rachel woman, but Sharon's comment about the cassette was kinda unnecessary. She should have said something about her unprofessional outfit or her actual audition...

  • WTF is wrong with her hair??

  • Im sorry but if i were a judge i will be laughing during the audition because this chick sucks

  • this was the first time simon was right hehe!

  • wat kind of person is she!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol

    when rachel says that was good wasn't it lets face it and simon says no. Her eyes are shocked.

  • great voice

    

  • 2:13 dannys about to die

  • Not sure to like or dislike, cause I liked that the Judges gave her what for, but hate her how disgusting she was. Just plain rude! :/

  • she.cannot.be.serious!

  • She is a scary women like if you agree xx

  • Omg! I didn't knew that persons like that ACTUALLY excisted!!! Ps sorry for my

    Bad English

  • I bet she has a mother somewhere that's dying of shame

  • Lol shes a prostitute from Cardiff, I see her walking the streets all the time, she looks a lot worse now as well

  • snake.

  • Snape wants his hair products back. And I love how she was like, "That's very rude isn't it?" to Sharon when she just cussed them out lol.

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  • My name is Rachel too... she is an embarrassment to our namesake! ^.^

  • who the fuck in the world wants to touch her?

  • I love how she doesn't care when he tells her she's lazy and deluded but freaks out when he says she has very little talent.

  • someones got bad attidude, rachel ur so up yourself ypu need to get a life sweetheart!!!

  • Omg! Dannii looked like she was going to have a heart attack! I love her tho!

  • She is messed up. She thinks that she is better than famous singers! For gods sake go see doctor lady! They should have called the police! YOU CAN'T SING TO SAVE YOUR LFE

  • I love louie reaction when sharon asked rachel if she had a job. The look on his face when she said she was lazy it was what lol. That look was classic.

  • Wash your hair love..

  • fuck you ugly bitch!!! you cant sing

    

  • 1:26 OH MAN THAT WAS SCARY

  • "huge ego, no talent" lol :L

  • thats sad...........LOL not really

  • 1:26 O_O <- loool...

  • i want to punch her face in...

  • all ur a mean little 2 year old that doesn't know how to sing

  • Rachel first of

  • The right expressions 1:50 and 2:14

  • WTF... coming in with GREASY HAIR, A SPORTS BRA, CAPRIS AND HEELS. Woww.... let alone the horrible singing, the impression was horrid too.

  • wow.. she looks like a witch

  • bad ass hell

  • Teribble

  • 1:14-1:15 sex noise

    

  • I slaped the the screen it was sooo bad 0-o lolol

  • bitch

  • *looks*

  • *I was good, wasn't I* simon: NO! hahha lol I love ya, simon!♥ btw, she lokks like a snake:)

  • ...why are there people like this?

  • Typical bogan.

  • Eww does she wash her hair in olive oil?

  • does anyone know if she has any relation to satan?

  • @GabbiRuleDaWorld I think Simon would have been nicer if they were family.

  • @srs7593 true true

  • @GabbiRuleDaWorld besides, Satan is supposed to be clever and handsome.

  • I love the face of realization after Simon says no to her at 1:24

  • Her freaky eyes after the "no" are now my screensaver hahahah makes me laugh all the time

  • Rachel meet shampoo. Shampoo meet your worst nightmare...

  • @Aaris15 hahhhhahahhahahahahaha

  • Her singing is not THAT bad, it's her attitude and dare I say it, image (greasy hair, seriously?)

  • Look at Danni! Big eyes from 'no' 14 beeps

  • I'm not sure whether to give a thumbs up or thumbs down to this. Rachel is disgusting, but I love how the judges handled her.

  • three words... WHAT A BRAT!

  • 1:25 O_o hahahah

  • Her eyes stare into my soul T_T

  • Sharon ..excuse me !! You are an OSBOURNE !! F..ing this , F..ing That !! like you have never heard rudeness before ..The Osbournes cashed in on being rude and bad manners ..double standrards Shazzer !! lol

  • BAD ..JUST VERY BAD

  • She calls them rude and asks what kind of people they are but she should really be asking herself that questions.

  • Simon seems to be the only Judge that wasn't phased

  • Um? Scary. Her eyes, the most. And, honey, it is called shampoo.

  • 10... hmm more like negative 10

  • Language lady you got a horrible voice face it

  • her eyes scare me, no offence to her

  • It's called 'Shampoo'. Use it...

  • Lol when sharon owns her by saying its called a cd ;)

  • man you see the security at 2:14 she has some balls to get that close to the judges

  • ''Nobody does cassettes anymore it's called a CD'' hahahahhaha shot down mate

  • her hair makes me ill L o L

  • Rachel: i came here because i know it was beeep good; beep beep off beep!

  • Doesn't she know she has to become a star BEFORE she starts acting like that?

  • 2:14 Dannii's having a heart attack!!

  • she finks she is better then Modanar

  • Omg

  • Shes Creeps me out!

  • LOL nvm my friend now says "hed tap her... with his car." BAD ATTITUDE

  • my friend eric next to me said hed fuck her... if she wore a bag over her head.

  • -that was good wasn't it? lets face it

    -no

    O.O

  • lol I love Sharon: "No body uses Cassettes anymore... their called CD's"

  • The face she pulled after the judge said, "No"

  • @paula tort

  • She looks like Rhea Perlman

  • Her eyes at 1:25 lol.

  • i love her attitude, dont you? :)

  • DRUGS!

  • 2:16, poor Dani.

  • 'Better than Madonna..'

    Girl, I think you need a brainscan, cuz there's something wrong in your head..

  • @mlovesirtmn agree

  • Lol, this was such a funny audition I was laughing so much. She was like, "I was good, wasn't I, let's face it. Lol :)

  • Hahahahs I actually rofl-ed when she wanted a microphone in her hands and there was a microphone floating above her HAHAHAHAHA

  • erm put some clothes on gal!

  • WOW You ARE Better Than Madonna :O ;) (SARCASM)

  • owwww

  • Instead of making a fool of herself, she should really wash her hair o.O

  • Why would she even deserve to win? Like seriously who wants to be that bitches fan...

  • DANNII was having a panic attack

  • Her eyes are scary as hell...

  • Did Simon Give Her The Finger at 1:34

  • she was okay though

  • simon is a shit ball always rude, stupid, and just a crap!

  • @missbieberlovebugirl Are you Rachel?

  • She was pretty good tho..thumbs up?

  • nobody makes cassettes anymore, its called a CD! LOLOLOL

  • nobody does cassettes anymore, its called a C lol

  • shes got crazy eyes O_O

  • maybe she should try washing her hair...

  • she is ideal for eastern european ass to mouth porn

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • get off the crack, bitch.

  • That was good wasnt it... LEts face it"... "NO" hahahahhaahha

  • "And that is the troof of the matter!" - I hate how she says that. I wouldn't put up with it, I'd beat her black and blue!

  • I think she might have had too much to drink. :3

  • she sound like a mouse with a cold

  • Oh God she's f*cking ugly! Ugly attitude, ugly face, ugly voice, ... just a very hateful arrogant/bitchy person.

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  • LOL her eyes at 1:24! O.O

  • LOL at dannies face at 2.13

  • wow probably the nicest thing simon has ever said to someone: "no"

  • @Deverestteam worddd ..

  • @Deverestteam Actually he told someone that he thought they were phenomenal

  • 0:58 No bag on shoulder

    1:47 bag on shoulder

    WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!

  • i LOVE Sharon's face when Rachel gets infront of her. She's like ïm waiting,bitch..."

  • All she needs to do is eat some food, never do her smoky eyes, fill in her eyebrows, wash her hair, put on false eyelashes, And put on some clothes. She would look way better than she do now. For her personality.. She needs manner classes.

  • she was totally on something

  • thats some bad homework!

  • thumbs up for the big guy who 'guides' her out

    

  • Whenever I'm having a 'Bad Voice Day' I listen to this and suddenly I sound like Pavarotti :D:D:D

  • her eyes got HUGE when he said no

  • She was pretty good I'd say yes!

  • Lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It was good, wasn't it? Let's face it.

    No.

    O.O

    Omg...! So creepy! :S

    :D