Segata Sanshiro owns Chuck Norris

[Mr8335H]

Own doesnt even own chuck norris

[oroizwvm]

696 people are Japanese  31 people are americans :D

[oroizwvm]

segata sanshiro was formed from chuck norris spit :D

[mannr100]

You know who owns chuck Norris ? Jackie chan..( Period)

[ImaruSama]

Segata's just waiting for Sega to rise once again

[davidofchinkov41]

segata sanshiro only needs to use his balls to move a missle -.-

[gryphman]

Like one lousy missile, or space could ever kill Segata Sanshiro. He's merely awaiting the day when we'll need him again.

[winfr34k]

I love Japan, Japanese and japanese stuff.

[Itotist]

Just imagine if Segata Sanshiro shit himself trying to hold back that missile while his ass was pointing at the building. He would have done worse damage than the missile had O.O . . . Anyways Chuck owns him - stuf you stupid squinty eyed fagot ass asians. Plese reply <3.

[yoruichisempai]

@Itotist you having fun obvious troll :3

[davidofchinkov41]

playstation launched that rocket.

[MrJonplane]

Hidehiko Yoshida = Clone of Segata Sanshiro

[drunken1agent2bob]

6:51 Took your advice and did that to my little brother

[Xellith]

bruce lee broke chuck norris' neck

[happyfanfeet]

LOL dreamcast poster at 6:00

[darnpenguin]

My cousin took my Sega Saturn when he moved away. Segata Sanshiro showed up at his house and beat the crap out of him for the most heinous crime of grand theft Sega Saturn. Then he came to me to return my Sega Saturn, and promptly beat the crap out of ME because I hadn't been playing it while it was stolen.

[YMS09D]

He didn't die silly... He became a giant transparent GOD!

[maagmotar]

thats the way to go kill 3 kids if they dont like your console :)

[Emoanimeotaku]

but but th there was thousands of segata so only one is dead......but probably not he probably just mutated into a teenage mutant ninja turtle XD

[strykah92]

Wait, wut? Crappy little 2D system? The Saturn was more powerful than the PlayStation, Panzer Dragoon mops the floor with any of the PS1 FF games, graphically, and for what it is xD

Anyway, sigh, if only Segata hadn't been deported before filming for the English ads started..

[yoshinator2000]

Segata Sanshiro should have let that missile hit, then sonic '06 would not exist! XD joke

[darksunandthecomet1]

but your snipplets refer rather to Sanshiro Sugata???

[Sepulchure19x]

segata sanshiro is the japanese version of chuck norris

[VengeanceOtaku]

@Sepulchure19x actually Chuck Norris is the American version of Segata Sanshiro

[TheFoxshot]

Segata Sanshrio died for sega's sins

[HaloSpartanG13]

@TheFoxshot He will never die, there are thousands of copies of him. All roaming the world beating the crap out of anyone who doesn't play saturn

[BOREDUSER777]

@TheFoxshot segata sanshiro didnt die he turned into a force that kills all who do not take video gaming to the max!

[gethsoftware]

@TheFoxshot No. segas sins died when they heard his was comming.

[gerryf964]

SEGATA SANSHRIO 1995-1998 R.I.P Im Gonna Play Saturn Alot More Tan Gaystasion 1

[strykah92]

@gerryf964

And the Pretendo Sixty-bore

[gerryf964]

@strykah92 Exactly

[David11X]

Segata can only beat chuck norris in video games.

[tominkid]

I didn't know Segata Sanshiro had such a lot of versions.

They are so funny :)

[Lotariio]

WTF THE HELL DOES Akito TakagI OF BAKUMAN HERE?

[Ovidius89]

Hahaha, these ads are amazing, unlike the shit they make nowadays

[Somedude812]

Look! at 3:33 the judo student who did not play enough sega saturn is actually happy to die at the hands of Segata Sanshiro. Then he explodes.

[pinkdinodude]

Awesome vid! Now I feel like playing sega Saturn. Sega Saturn shiro!!!!!

[Meteotrance]

this guy's need there own Drama ^^ i was a uge fan of Saturn but didn't knew about those crazy CM.

[rynoI420I]

segata is like chuck norris but since he is japanese he is 10 times better and btw i was afraid of micheal jackson shuman naow

[zecle]

sega satuuurn SHIROOOOOO !!!!!

[zecle]

sega satuuuuurn SHIROOOOOO !!!!!

[Kevinisprime]

To be honest, I'm FAR more afraid of Segata Sanshiro than Chuck Norris. He's a very powerful being.... He's far more powerful than Norris will ever be. He'd rip Chuck's heart out and rider kick it into a pile of dust. XDD

[JoostRevo]

So people in japan belived these commercial?

[metoren]

@JoostRevo Who didn't?

[DarkxDizi]

@JoostRevo Wait, you're saying they're not real?!

[JoostRevo]

@DarkxDizi I don't know. Haven't seen him

[CoolwipGames]

chuck noris once won connect 4 in 3 turns

[patd326]

Segata Sanchiro could just look at Chuck Norris and he'll bust out a saturn on the spot.(In fear of dying)

[theonik2006]

He didn't die, he was on Shenmue :O

Now he waits until the time is right to make his epic return.

[CalicoVall]

SO, your dad was Mario? LOL

[sonicheroes777]

At next E3, Segata Sanshiro should roundhouse kick through the giant screen and beat the crap out of all the Sony guys, then tell them to play Dreamcast 2.

[Lotariio]

@Toujerthao AND EVERYBODY

In the event that I receive 20 e-mails will draw up a complete test page and if you like I promise to make a 32-page short manga.

But if I need to pay royalties to Sega for starting. So I'll need a donation on your part to pay the fees and costs of production of the manga and my red bull XD

[Lotariio]

@Toujerthao and everybody

II can I draw the manga of SEGATA SANSHIRO. I'm in training to become a professional manga artist and I would serve a lot this challenge

First I need the approval of the fans. I need to send me 20 e-mails saying they want me to draw manga.

[stylesclashfourreal]

Chuck norris can kick that guys ass with a round house kick

[sonicheroes777]

@stylesclashfourreal No, Segata Sanshiro's *** can round house kick Chuck Norris.

[hidokenking351]

wholy crap segata sanshiro is my new hero xD he praticly beat evey superhero ive seen lawl  P.S chuck norris =fail

[cat700]

im am a withe american..and i have never feared Chuck Norris but i did fear Rurouni Kenshin...1.i didint evan know of Chuck norris till middle school 2.my mom was the mom that thought random anime in a good will seems like a good idea..... and now i fear of ai enma...cuz i just cant live with out fear for more then a year

[mrsnubeh]

to those who dont know. THIS is a comment(yes yes i know you dont have to bicker about it

[FiReArNoK]

How did I not see this til now?!

How'd you get all those videos?

And why does your "dad" speak with a silly accent if he's white? haha

[RoboKenshiro]

Pfft. I do that to people on KOFXII then yell at them to play Sega Saturn. EXPLODING JUDO THROWS FOR REAL IMPERIAL DAMAGE!

[lapin9666]

Segata Sanshiro beat Chuck Norris !

Beacause, Segata Sanshiro is invincible!!!

Segata !!:fan:

[whiteguysamurai]

Did you say the Saturn was crappy? You'd better not let Segata sashiro hear you say that. Also, Nintendo is fucking gay.

[daDragon1337]

now...i will beat many people down.. and tell them to play sega saturn!

[SuperKidSonic]

No what I remember Chuck Norris for is for that stupid tv show my great grandparents made me...(Chuck Norris comes in my room and breaks my neck)

[awonderland123]

omg u just made me enjoy watching segeta sanshiro and now you tell me he's dead!? ;-;

[SilverGunZoO]

chuck norris fears segata sanshiro

[Finalfantsylover4eva]

o_o well then... very..... interesting

[somethings90]

Chuck Norris may not be able to make people explode twice, win the gold medal in speed skating (without skates), impersonate Santa Clause or clone himself, but he does have a cartoon.

[KajiRider1997]

@somethings90 But Segata got Kamen Rider and Tomica Hero Fire :3

[somethings90]

@KajiRider1997 Cool! I knew about Kamen Rider but not Tomica Hero. Thanks.

[TenorSaxy]

Hahahahaha! Wooww. X)

[iammichaelscott]

Fear has nothing to fear, but Chuck Norris...

[eXist2048]

@iammichaelscott but both fear segata sanshiro

[Omerfayyaz2001]

suck up!! :/ sega saturn went flop.. thats y they are selling their characters now. ARe u saying japanese ppl kept playing saturn cuz of these commercials??? well thats dumb!! Hilarious commercials though

[NathanTZ]

@Omerfayyaz2001 It's called humor, you should try it sometime.

[AnimeFreak0000]

It failed in America.. But in Japan it sales sky rocketed until 2000, long after its time.

[Nedlemouse]

one more thing Sega Saturn was a good system!

[Nedlemouse]

Cmon chuck Norris is nothing against Segata Sanshiro

[metoren]

Your father sounds like Mario

[uchiha224]

Chuck Norris pwns Segata Sanshiro

[cz8797]

This guy oozes pure unleaded badass.

[copyeye16]

You spent an entire 7 minutes 20 seconds dedicated to Segata Sanshiro?!

Time well spe-

{heart torn out by Segata Sanshiro}

[KajiRider1997]

4:42 Rider Kick!! lol

Hey don`t be sad tofugu atleast he lives on a R0 and Ichigo and he`s finally beating up the right people :)

[Aurasword90]

Segata Sanshiro judo throws bitches and doesn't afraid of anyhting.

He's a bad-ass.

[sonicfan341]

actually segata shinshiro is still alive if you look at the top right hand courner there is a parachute

[chukivano]

At 4:21 it looks like Ryan Higa

[shujinkoMK]

Because all asian people look alike xD

[wasabiwhatsup]

Question answered... I never really played one, But all he down is flip people Over his soulder. 1CNRhK would totallly pwn

[wasabiwhatsup]

1:16 What system was that?!?!?!

[thewindwaker]

sega,duh lol

[kiikasi]

thegreatdoofy188 please go die in a fire. PLEASE.

People like you shouldn't be allowed to live.

[Toujerthao]

MAN! Segata Sanshiro need his own manga and anime!

[UnnamedSeeker]

@Toujerthao

But he already has his own tokusatsu show. It's called Kamen Rider.

Yes, THAT Kamen Rider.

[RoboKenshiro]

@UnnamedSeeker Kamen Rider Ichigo, or Takeshi Hongo to be more precise.

[hellrell400]

lmao!!

lets have a moment of silence for

Segata Sanshiro..........

[SketchFiles]

Don't underestimate Chuck Norris, If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 45 minutes. And also Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" I bet Segata Sanshiro can't do that.

[swordsmanmatt]

also, while pissing chuck norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

[CANAirforce]

segata sanshiro is extremely badass, but can't compare to chuck

[MegaSpiderMan]

@SketchFiles

Well, can Chuck Norris make someone explode simply by throwing them? If so, is there any known showing of this?

[somethings90]

Segata Sanshiro can make people explode twice simply by throwing them.

[waldoman7]

@SketchFiles except that none of that actually happened. there is no footage of chuck norris doing anything more impressive than fighting a few thugs. However you can see here real and undeniable proof that when segata throws someone they explode.

[jubbles23]

@waldoman7 Ah, but, Chuck fought Bruce Lee. And since Segata Sanshiro never fought Bruce Lee, we can never know, if Bruce Lee could make people explode when he tosses them head first onto the ground.

[waldoman7]

@jubbles23 true. Bruce Lee might be able to take sanshiro

[RoboKenshiro]

@SketchFiles First off: Segata Sanshiro's mere presence could power the world if even touched. Let alone tapped. Segata Sanshiro didn't even need to look or point at a fighter jet to shoot it down. It self-destructed out of fear that he might do that.

[GamerBlueX]

He needs his own action manga.

[UltramasterBDJ]

Erm... say, do you think a nuclear missile and the lack of air can kill a man like Segata Sanshiro?

He's probably just beating the crap out of aliens right now untill they manage to build a Sega Saturn...

[treverpatey]

@UltramasterBDJ sega.......ta sanchiro..... rocket.... camera in the sky........

giant sega saturn.... sounds fake to me!

[lifeinkansas]

in the midwest it is illegal for us not to think highly of chuck. i could not even talk freely if i were not in Portland right now because Chuck Noris can hear our thoughts

[NagatoYukawa]

-1.....

[LiMeej]

segata cant die he has all those clones

[onemoreanimefan]

and lol-he's like a pokemon :P he keeps saying segata sanshiro :P

[onemoreanimefan]

lol-u say sex funny :P this sounds stupid...

i never knew segata sanshiro was so cool

dude

[princesssallyacorn]

I love the SEGA Saturn.

[animefaver]

r.i.p Segata Sanshiro ;_;

and omg he is like a pokemon he can only say his name XD

[Twey0]

It's not his name he's saying. His name, Segata Sanshiro, is a pun on Sega Satan shiro! (play Saga Saturn!), which is what he says when beating people up.

The basic premise is that if he catches you doing anything other than playing with a Sega Saturn, he'll kick your ass.

[megamarsvin]

Segata is awesome indeed but to by fair my newborn cousin could pwn Chuck Norris without even trying.

[KTard5]

newb kace

[2Tailsfox]

This video has made my day! :D

[joeninja666x7]

sho kosugi vs segata sanshiro

[roknerd101]

farewell segata farewell

[darkmx4]

hes just more show off but jackie chan chuck and bruce are WAY stronger and kickass just look at the mountain dew chuck norris comercial

[narutosama9]

chuck norris sucks hairy, giant, throbbing...hamster

[teaguild]

bruins274 you need to go to a loony bin and im kinda guessing you next comment is your gonna try bomb my country

[archangelmike1]

chuck noris wouldnt have died by a missle he would of only lost a limb. bruce lee coulda just flicked it and it would go flying and mr.t probably woulda deid

[MakeDamnSure21]

nah Chuck Norris would've just slow mo walked to the on/off switch to the silo and hit it right when the talking A.I. says "1" then everyone has some gay chearing scene with cliche music playing in the background, Bruce Lee...shit, he would've gotten the fuck outta the way of that missle

[Weskervs]

4:27 LOL

[ssssss211]

I was never scared of chuck. I was always scared of Segata Sanshiro!

[carddealerz]

hahaha dude are you half italian!?

[ration10]

it would be awesome if he did make a come back with of course a new sega console.

[Vene2121]

Actually if you watch the whole commercial where that guy explodes after he's been thrown he actually blows up twice. Seriously, twice.

[Bladeson64]

i dont get how commercials of a guy kicking the shit out of everyone kept the saturn alive in japan lol

[insanitythesurfer]

Orange?

[Tellmeimaninja]

Chuck Norris has never caught a missle and jumped off of a bulding while holding it. Segata Sanshiro is awesome.

Plus Chuck Norris doesn't have his own theme song.

[Jtr999]

Judo Throw for you!!!

[HyperMist17]

segata raped my childhood.

[RebootRebooted]

Why do so many ppl think Chuck Norris is bad ass?

[polop1234]

3 times world champ black belt chap and walker texas ranger ;)

[Zenotron]

Sanshiro will counter Chuck's roundhouse kick with a judo flip.

[henritje19]

to bad game commercials arent as Epic as these today SEGATA SANSHIRO!

[henritje19]

there wont be anything more Epic than Segata Sanshiro in a bazilion years

[StrewnAsunder]

ahhhhaaaaaowahhh! santa is forever ruined for me now! *cry* so...scary...!

[confusedbanatt]

HOMU RUN

[pandabard]

:0 imm gonna buy a sega saturn now

[0takulily]

nooooo!!!!!

not the sega saturn!!!!!

anything but the sega saturn!!!!!

[Killapk92]

what does koichi say at the beginning of each of his videos

[shinki7rulez]

he said "good afternoon everyone. i'm koichi from tofugu"

[urasj]

Segata has inspired many judoka to learn his legendary exploding ippon/morote seio nage

[ShinaMMA]

While I feel for the loss of your parents, and the use of your fingers... You really should have known better. You don't play with fire, loaded guns, or an irate Segata Sanshiro. SEGA SATURN SHIRO!!

[KnuckledUp1982]

I'm starting a religious movement that believes he isn't dead. He's merely orbiting another planet until we need the second coming of Segata Sanshiro. Oh, and the hole in the ozone, who do you think put it there?

[skycub99]

i dont think i have laughed as hard as i did at 6:23 in months, thats freegin HILARIOUS!!!!

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

i heard that segata sanshiro has actually been dead for 20 years the grim reaper just had to work up the courage to tell him

[Kei5ive]

LMAO if I have kids Im gonna make them watch this and have the play old games (SEGA games) and tell them if they don't Segata Sanshiro will get them

[nickeatsfire2]

cloud strife can take Segata Sanshiro and chuck noris at the same time, and by the way i playeed FF7 on ps1

[SeiferTV]

Cloud strife is a walking stereotipe, and can't even tale himself, as the good emo he is, and by the way, nobody cares ^^

[justicexxM]

agreed

[justicexxM]

Segata and Noris would do the fusion dance a complete destroy cloud with a single tap

[jbizilbe2]

why are you killing cloud? Pitting him against a real life person isn't exactly cool...

[Lfchible]

omfg!! LMAO! at 3:30!

[charlieperson86]

So I guess in English he'd be called Mr Playse Gasaturn...

[andrussmith]

Once, me and some friends took off my Sega Saturn to play some PSX they brought over... suddenly the earth was shaking, the sky turned red...and the door flew by our heads...we saw the most manly man in the whole world saying three words we couldn't understand: "Sega Saturn Shiro!" till that day, we played till our fingers break!

[ssj100apprentice]

how can he breath in space?¿ O_o

[aerocheder]

he can can because he is segata sanshiro

[Pooobaihr23]

xD hahhahahhahahhahahahah is he better than Gackt Norris.. xD

[TheSonicGod]

Must... vote... five... stars...

.... or have my ass kicked by Segata Sanshiro...

[Smither911]

Scary...0.0

Segata Sanshiro is one of the scariest people in the world!

[bringonthebacklash]

damn, I  always had a sega saturn but never knew segata sanshiro o_o

[faithhatesu]

yes. I will carry on segata sanshiro's message. ;-;