Lost in Triangulation

[1212MikeO]

finaly full screen

[IceWarriorsChannel]

Hongong....ee? If he is a soldier/fighter of any kind, then he has an ee suffix at the end.. the sangheli way..

[21rigger]

i vote for fluffy

[Dracomark1]

blue vs pirates working with ninjas

[biostar4]

Caboose: I don't understand. Are- are- are you Hungary? Tucker are you Hungary? Are you cold?

Tucker: What? No.

Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs in a blanket? LOL

[rcsbama1]

@biostar4 Damn it, no Caboose. I'm not cold, I'm not hungry, and if you put mustard in my sheets again, I'm going to kill you!

[benbaymom]

honk blarg blarg honk lol his name shall be fluffy

[Will6753]

And my bullshit meter agrees

[CooOOookiez]

LOL

Church:tucker he's an alien, he doesn't understand our language. speaking to him slowly wouldn't work

Tucker: what? i'm talking to Caboose

Church: ohhh

[IndianWolf101]

Shela:"my logical data analysis siseptor indicatesthat would be highly unlikely...

and my bulshit meter agrees"

XDDD i love that line

[TyGuY1080]

*SPOILER ALERT*

Blarg

[MissJennLove]

how come nobody remembers Sheila?

[MrSO9014]

Bitchpants McCrabby.

[XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7]

@MrSO9014 I call you Mrs. McCrabby



[MrSO9014]

@XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7 why, thank you.

[bleachVSinuyasha]

ROFL got to love the bs meter XD

[usuqamadiq]

Youtube really needs a "spoiler" button to mark certain comments

[sylxeria]

@usuqamadiq

And people would use it?

[Pikachu7500]

@sylxeria Blarg

[1212MikeO]

@usuqamadiq then read them l8tr

C):{D

[yuukislazecut19]

dirttbags

[jacobshome009]

go to 5:47 for funnyness



[Gnarkill577]

tuck are you hungry <333 kabose

[Gnarkill577]

@Gnarkill577 tucker**

[Sangheiliultra1]

"My bullshit metter agrees" Man i got to use that!

[TheDOMAN127]

"i think it was pirates"

[TehNubTwinz]

"That doesn't seem physically possible :D"

[DKKiller581]

"And My Bullshit meter agrees"

[facnypantsman23]

This was like the first episode in full screen.

[TheReaper2002]

thumbs up if gary sounds like stephen hawkin

[wzzlbbubbl]

the tank gives me a boner



[geekjacob1]

58 people think blarg means no

[podoloco155]

,5,555th like =)

[starwars101917]

fluffy



[XKevinOhlhx]

Band Reference "Go All the way to state!"

[vancouver890]

God Caboose got alot more stupid.

[noiseydakota]

i think it was cowboy pirate zombies from outer star trek might have bene the threat

[drakknight118]

Fuck why do i keep getting a boner each time i hear tex talk?

[crazymn321fan]

@drakknight118 you too D:

[TheInvisibleDude123]

@drakknight118 i got a boner when she said she was a bitch

[purefatdude2]

WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING RED VS BLUE.

[CursedloverDemon]

"My bullshit meter agrees."

[shaneXtreame]

"Fluffy! The alian that only loves!"

[MrBlam62]

That's jimmy's skull

[bleep196]

Look it's Private Jimmy! This doesn't seem physically possible!

[thesimmist]

hey alien, am i right?

...blarg. (retard)

see? what the fuk do you know?

[AleemShahDaGreat]

00:00

[VenomessProductions]

I really only watch this series because of Tex.

[rebelgurly08]

Fluffy! The alien that only loves!

[TensaZangetsu891]

I have watched this episode like 5 times and its still funny

[BETTHEFARM1]

his name is honk honk LOL XD

[aceofaces18]

I am tucker this is church,thats bitch pants mccrabby

Hey

Well that what we call you

Not me i call you missess mccrabby

[toverkleet]

Gary is awesome. Im glad someone finally asked Steven Hawking to act :P

[vyiz1004]

I LOVE THE ADBLOCKER !



[CaptainJammerz]

"Unless Blargh Means No.."

"Alien does Blargh mean No?"

"Blargh"

"Haha yeah, the fuck do you know?"

<3 I love you.

[147427]

finally full screen :D

[topmacfilms]

0:44

[username951100]

blarg

[blueboy5090]

Skull: Oh sarge, I can't wait to start kissing your ass. Although since I'm a skull, I don't have any lips to kiss it with. Yohohohoho! Skull Joke!!

[akeinro]

kaboooss!! i love him lol

[TheTrueElvenbow]

the dislike bar is as long as kim kardashians marriage lasted

[FreedomXDD]

anybody notice the screen gets bigger since season 1?

[ZoeT118]

@FreedomXDD nuduh... T.T

[MonkeyDeeLuffy1]

@FreedomXDD anything wrong with that?



[mrluvs2spooge1]

is caboose joel?

[MadEvilLemon93]

@mrluvs2spooge1 Yes

[gokuandvegetass2]

thumbs up for no black lines cutting off screen!

[Ev3ryoneS1nz]

4:09 do any of you guys see the tank in the background or am i hallusonating?

[ianalexander92]

@Ev3ryoneS1nz Hallucinating ftfy

[LozerClub]

aha where can i get that tank? XD

[suknuts13]

i jack off to tex

[ZombD1Sposal]

huh

[JupiterQuest]

@Cupidx331 whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo

[klaridon]

@Cupidx331 This made no sense at all.

[TheOdd1000]

@Cupidx331 You stole my comment!

[yourdemiseishere]

ninja pirits from uranus

[realgocool1]

The wrong time for drinking water 2:59

[kamberlin22]

That's Prvt. Jimmy's skull. They even used his quote,"That's not physically possible".

[MyLittleSiamese]

2:38 "Hey, big alien, is your name HonkHonk?" "Blargh" "Hey wait a second, I think blargh means yes! Alien, does blargh mean yes?" "Blargh." "HOLY SHIT! Blargh means yes, he just said yes, blargh means yes! I speak alien!" "Yeahh, unless blargh means no. In which case, he just said no. Blargh does not mean yes." "Whaat? No way. Hey alien, am I right?" "Blargh." "Haha, see? Fuck do you know." I've never been so close dying by laughing in my life.

[jacobshome009]

@MyLittleSiamese he could be wrong so what the fuck do you know

[aelitalover1]

how can they be saying things to each other and not be laughing at most of the stuff im personly laugh my ass off lol

[DrakeCaliburn]

personally the person who more sexier than Tex is Carolina

[madmansudios]

well, i was kind of expecting the time whn it became a fullscreen format,... its much better now

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

I know this must be late, but Gary sounds like Steven Hawking

[angrywhitebird22]

so your brothers friend knows joel right

[xXhalofan21Xx]

@angrywhitebird22 blarg

[TheKILLZONE122]

"Honk Honk"

Haha!

I love RVB.

[IronicSarcasm1]

WTF Fullscreen?

[darkgriffon64]

"And my bullshit meter agrees!"

....lol.

[Gateway7262]

My brother's friend knows Caboose. Legit. No joke.

[SasukeVamp]

Omigosh. I love Caboose. xD Makes my day.

[333ichigo1]

lol Griff: "Maybe the skull can be your new side kit." Skull: "Hey sarge how can I kiss your ass if I don't have any lips." TOO FUNNY!

[DaWaffledude]

My logical data analysis sector indicates that would be highly unlikely... And my bullshit metre agrees.

[tdub585]

The dislikes are a bunch of Shisnos

[Bunkus17]

@2:51 you can see the cameraman in the reflection of the elite...

[kingdomheartssheep]

@Bunkus17 How can there be a cameraman in a game?

[Bunkus17]

@kingdomheartssheep because they use a spare player that we dont see to film this

(sorry if i misunderstood your comment)

[killer85470t74]

Thumbs up if you agree that everybody that has disliked is a moron.

[thealmostjew]

if it turns out they weren't in the future, then why did Sheila's memory banks fail?

[zimeron1]

i wish grif was here i could convince him there was food underground and he would dig half a hole...or a third of a hole.. then he would use the shovel to eat oatmeal..on second thought i dont wish grif was here XD

[Dr0pSh0tGaming]

"... and my Bullshit Meter agrees!"

[AirMc1]

Is shelia the voice of tex/ It kinda sounds like it at the end.

[EmporerAaron]

sheilas nice, shes very kind, i feel sorry for her

[elmoninja97]

poor sheila, dick simmons is being a douche to her, she doesnt deserve it, she should hit him in the nads with her treads

[daleovdedead]

hahahahahahaha Hey sarge how can i kiss your ass without any lips

[SuperAK47gunner]

 then Tex god danmn

[SuperAK47gunner]

Sheila is so fucken hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[TheRealawesomeguy]

I want some hotdogs and a blanket.

[punn213]

and my bullshit meter agrees

[MrGeorgeFlorcus]

Caboose: I don't understand. Are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? are you cold?

Tucker: What? no!

Caboose: you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hotdogs in a blanket?

Tucker: Dammit, no Caboose! I'm not hungry, I'm not cold, and if you put mustard in my fucking sheets again I'm gonna kill you!

Anytime with Caboose is a good time :)

[nathdog21]

Shisno lmao

[AgentSmithIsAnElf]

pirates working with ninjas? i can totally see why sheila doesn't buy that :)

[billyjean4570]

Fluffy the alien who only loves!!

[RickRocks456]

@TheTylerKauffmanShow I don't know what a trailor is, but the Season Nine Trailer hooker me.

[XmetallicaaaaX]

So many thumbs up whores

[pcpik3r]

and thats bitchpants mcvrabby, lol im gomma call one of my friends that.

[shanesuss]

tucker do you want hotdogs in a blanket?

[mountainrey]

Bullshit meter

[skullmanjaros]

the top comment was made by dildochaos lol

[werlops]

bullshit meter

[buckeye5221]

if you put mustard in my sheets again im gonna kill you.... i died a little when he said that

[Heatblasts76]

and my bullshit meter agrees

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[Stolanis]

Personally, I think Sheila has the sexiest voice.

...

I think Sheila is the sexiest female character.

The only other one is Tex.

And Sheila is a battle tank.

...I need to get my head examined...

[OMGWhatisThatSmell2]

@Stolanis Jesus christ.



[Stormtrooper9837]

@Stolanis Well Tex is dead

[URreadingmyaccname]

@Stolanis your... just... like... CABOOSE

[Linkemelee1993]

I don't care about thumbs up, but like this comment if you have a Blarg Dictionary.

[IceCreamCakeSauce]

@Linkemelee1993 Are you sure you do? Translate

Blarg Blarg Blargity blarg blarg

[SuperAlanmcc]

Caboose is dumb. Be he is quite nice. He does care about the rest of the team. Hes just dumb thts all

[Parnell98]

@SuperAlanmcc hes like a ox, without horns

[Barkh0use]

pirates, and maybe some ninjas helping them. lol

[MirtaGevFett]

Thats bitch pants mccrabby

HAY!

what? thats what we call you

Not me. I call you miss mc crabby

thanks...

[PUNCHD0NKEY]

My favorite episode by far.

[videomaking1]

thumbs up if u r watching the whole series of seasons of red vs. blue because ur frienf told u about it

[OnyxWarrior97]

And my bullshit meter agrees. XD

[RyuchanWings]

I started to watch after a friend showed me the episode with Texas kicking EVERYONE'S Ass. Heh. Awesome.

[LoveMILFi]

@RyuchanWings

Same lol

[ImAngusCunt]

This was the first episode I ever saw

[AAbattery88]

Caboose: "I don't understand... Are.. Are... Are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?

Tucker: "What? No..."

Caboose: "Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hotdogs in a blanket?"

This is why I watch Red vs Blue

[SWfanatic1]

lol you kidding me ive seen since begining

[TheTrollWithin]

My bullshit meter agrees too, Sheila

[gruntunit2]

SHEILA FOR DA WIIIINNN!!!

[jay103351557]

hahaha "Hey Sarge, how can i kiis your ass if i don't have any lips" lmao

[darkgriffon64]

Thumbs up if you're watching every episode because "Caboose visits the Halo Reach Campaign" hooked you. ;D

[MRbreisch]

@darkgriffon64 i started watching because i love halo, and this is funny as hell. Second, caboose was funny.

[Kzzori]

@darkgriffon64 just so ya know...since you sound like you're new to red vs blue...the later seasons are less funny and more....i guess....dramatic

[darkgriffon64]

@Kzzori I'm not new to Red vs. Blue -_-

That comment was made one month ago. When I WAS new to Red vs. Blue. I'm completely caught up now.

It appears that you don't know how to read dates. -.-

[Kzzori]

@darkgriffon64 I can read dates you fucking jackass, no reason to say that dirtbag. I just didn't know how determined/lazy you were on finishing the series....so...you've seen seasons1-episode 19 of season 9???

[loveyoubel]

Embedding disabled even on the RvB official website? Nice.

[iPoder9008]

"and my bullshit meter agrees" OH ya i love this show to death!

[Hunter71Omega]

Doughnut definitely can beat the Skull, and Wrench! XD

[musicchick134]

thumbs up if im not the only girl in love with rvb!! <3

[JINXSHINE]

I think Caboose lost most of his brain when O'Malley took his body

[gerardo12345633]

@JINXSHINE No he is jest stupid he was never smart

[JINXSHINE]

@gerardo12345633 i know that but he is becoming even more stupid

[packman2122]

if you want to watch season nine go to red vs blue.com

[TheRealFishy73]

when tucker is asking 4 the elites name, it sounds like hes saying fuck you lol

[AsariC0mmando]

the scene with them talking to the elite is hysterical

[MyNameIsPsychoticZ]

My logical data Annalise sector indicates that would be highly unlikely and my bullshit meter agrees

[7xAllProx7]

@MyNameIsPsychoticZ analysis*

[metallicaHTL]

thumbs up if u think blarg means no

[metallicaHTL]

cabose is boss



[ForsakenPeanut]

Full screen! :D



[assult878]

Thumbs up if you started watching the series in 2003.

[Mega11221133]

Sheila: my logic analysis data indicates that that would be highly unlikely, and my bull-shit metre agrees.

[TheCvl25]

thumbs if you think gary is glados husband.

[Rhys2692]

Thumbs up if you're sick of people talking about watching all the episodes in one go.

[Darkpup15]

Lol I'm watching this with my friend(who reminds me alot of Grif) and when Sarge said Dirtbag I punched him in the face :D good day!

[Delta01ize]

I bet Tex is hot

[PepsilonAI]

56 people are Bitch-Pants McCrabby

[Otterlily]

I wish I had a bullshit meter.....

[Amyo3o]

honk honk

[typeing321321321]

How is Tex a Mrs.?

[TheLegend2848]

i see what you mean shisno lol

[ElSenorQueso]

Me: Dam tex you look hot ...wanna.... you now .

Tex:SHUT UP YOU PIG

Tex...again: ok lets go -_-

Me: YAY