Swan Attack

[SpencerFcp]

Swans are aggressive mother fuckers and can do some damage if left unchecked. This video obviously shows them avoiding the Swan and it LAUNCHING after them. Had I been in the situation, Swan would have been knocked the fuck out. I commend them for not taking it further than it had to be. Pretty funny how Swan immediately backed off second time Oar was raised.

[SheelaShay]

sawns are evil!!! but beautiful!!!

[happyninslave]

Stupid euros

[StilNovismo]

This should be set to the Jaws theme

[kellerdood32]

Lol I bet half these people don't realize these huge fucking birds kill more than sharks

[Kaligo69]

cool...

[millybillytilly]

That's fucked up stupid dumass

[si2foo]

your lucky you didn't hit the swan otherwise you would be killed by the queens guard for the queen owns all swans england

[UberMan5000]

@si2foo It sounded like they were German or Dutch, certainly not English, so they're probably not in England, and Her Majesty probably doesn't own that particular swan.

[si2foo]

@UberMan5000 doesn't matter ALL swans are owned by the queen weather they be wild or in a zoo they are owned by the queen

[UberMan5000]

@si2foo If she wants to come and take my pet swan Herbert, me and my shotgun are more than happy to welcome her.

Just kiddin', God save the Queen.

[warbirdsp51]

that was life or death!

[TeamRetic]

Swans are girly poofo poofo birds, they can't do shit to me.

[sheyrne]

@TeamRetic ohhh you should try to encounter a real swan

[swriel]

Stupids!!

[MrShane989]

swan after us! GET DOWN! hurry get to the boat like arnold!

[PCCphoenix]

Swan with an attitude!  Look out!!!

[MrShapiroman]

yesterday I had the dream I was a swan, but I never felt the instinct to attack a human approching, but being in danger I'll may do it!

[Birdieupon]

It's really just a territory thing. He only wanted to chase you away. As you can see, he gave up when he was satisfied you were leaving.

By the way, put the following into the tags to fix the black frame:

yt:crop=16:9

[RETTUNGSPILOTEN1]

The man with the oar is really as stupid as anyone else. How can an animal that is weaker in the sense take. Hopefully, the swan has broken all the bones.

[MagicalHax0r]

Dude fuck swans they're complete assholes. If that prick swan keeps doing that to me I would've fucked smacked ti with the oar as well. They're assholes.

[MysteryAC]

UGLY DUCKLING 2: THE RECKONING

[TehwombatJS]

It makes me sad to look at all of the comments about how you were harassing it. It's obvious in the video that they tried to go around it. Idiots.

[jaxjag26]

What the hell is wrong with you!!!??? I've been around swans, they pose no real threat...are you sure those arent girls on that boat?

[blakscull]

@jaxjag26 Yeah no, swans are fucking dangerous, strong as hell and very possessive with their domain, they can break your arm with their wings

[jaxjag26]

What the hell is wrong with you!!!???

[mocawx3]

you should have killed and eaten it, that would be totally natural and shit so no one could complain about "oh you hit it mimimimi :((("

[orbit3386]

Swan team!

[AnimeFoxxx]

The swan version of Jaws XD

[halkawtb52]

shes just fuckin playin and askin for a food not fuckin bite ur smelly ass

[Myobokuuzan]

Why didn't you just keep on going!? the swan would've just went away if you stopped harassing it!

[TalksWithDirt]

Wow, that swan is huge, and so aggressive. I thought those poses were only made up by people, but now I see they are quite natural. So that bird is pretty big. Are swans good eating?

[xBlueMusicx]

Ahahahaahhahah xD

[ARABNEGRAR55]

varför vill ni slå en swan. idioter??

[NEKAL1]

jävla norrmän! rätt åt er vad som hände..

[Currell94]

ive been attacked by a swan when i was in a 10ft boat it almost tipped us out :L

[nervmeister]

swan: "Rrrrrrr, matey! Prepare to be boarded!"

[andersonc95]

what an idiot, how about you leave instead of staying there trying to defend yourself by attacking the swan

[Currell94]

@andersonc95 if youve ever been attacked youll know what its like its instict to fite back

[andersonc95]

@Currell94 it’s a swan..

[aztec406]

ass hole dude

[Brinah]

*man holds up oar*

*swan retreats*

Man: That's what I thought!

[EvaHartwig]

Впечатляюще. Но я на стороне лебедя.

[Lyriscspender]

kill the swan

[klb084]

Ok, I'm sorry but I was cracking up right in the beginning.  You can see the swan but hear the engine from the boat. So it totally looks the like swan has a freaking motor! lmao!!!

[thenielsmj1]

@player1CR if u come eye on eye with a swan you can come talking

[player1CR]

Scared of swan? You can't be serious...^_^

[GrandOldDudeOfYork]

You dick! I have no other words for you than that.

[rends]

Yo I fucking hate swans !!! I wish you would have hit it. Those fuckers always charge me for no reason whatsoever.

[FBIRoyLindell]

@rends you dumb fucking cunt piece of shit, ill hit yo mommas ass with that oar

[John8785]

I hate swans soo much. I hope you break that thing's neck next time.

[88POGROM88]

omg swan are idiots

[Jamvol12]

Swan 1 Humans 2

[Paur]

Hah, calmed that jackass swan down.

[LtPaddlesWebb]

The man is suppose to have more sense than the swan. Once again, the human race shows their cruel ass. Put the freaking oar down and realize, you ass, that you are in the swan's home. Shame he did not get close enough. That swan can break your facial bones with it's wings. I can only dream.

[cyberdemon107]

@LtPaddlesWebb um buddy, animals hunt and kill for fun too. Dolphins do it:

telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnew­s/3323070/Killer-dolphins-baff­le-marine-experts.html

your morality is pointless and pompous.

[fredmagnus1]

@LtPaddlesWebb

I am the one who hold the camera. And yes, I agree with you. The human race can be cruel to both animals and eatchother. We tried to avoid the swan, and we did not hurt him even that we easily could do it. And my friend, why don't you try to show us other asses of human beings what glorious kind of human you are yourself? By treating other humans AND animals with a little more respect, for example..? ;-)

[UberLifeTroll]

@fredmagnus1 I fucking hate swans, good job man! You're an inspiration to us all who have been attacked by these fuckers. The only thing I am sorry for are your poor timing skills. If you would've swung a bit earlier you would of gotten a headshot =D

One attacked my knee when I was feeding them at a lake when I was younger. I fell in the lake and I didn't know how to swim, I barely managed to pull myself out.

[lebell32]

@UberLifeTroll

seriously hit a swan with an oar for trying to defend its territory or whatever is left of it? yeah think again dude swans are territorial and many of them are aggressive. some will attack if you got to close. i understand they are trying to defend themselves but i think they could have used the oar differently not to try to wack it on the back. our bones are stronger than the swans and why is that? birds have hallow bones.

[JaguarEarlobe]

@LtPaddlesWebb - dont be rediculous. If I get attacked by a swan whilst sitting in a boat I'll do my dam best to beat the crap out of it..

[jimmyshitbags]

@LtPaddlesWebb you said it yourself. "that swan can break your facial bones with its wings". that is justification to dispense a beating to it if it gets too close. they aren't exactly fragile animals. what were they supposed to do, just sit there and let it hurt them?

[AnduinX]

@LtPaddlesWebb: Using your logic, it would be 'wrong' to shoot a grizzly bear that attacked you in the woods, because you're in its home. If there's any risk or danger, you're justified in defending yourself. If that were me I wouldn't have even let it get that close, I'd have shot the damn thing.

[sep800wastakenwtf]

@LtPaddlesWebb I disagree. Humans and swans are both animals competing to survive on this planet, and sometimes we have to fight for our survival. You say that humans are cruel for attacking swans, well are swans not cruel for attacking us? All the man was trying to do was row his boat and this swan starting attacking for no reason, sure it was tying to protect its young, but if its too stupid to comprehend the situation, I refuse to take pity if it puts myself in danger.

[AssManV2]

@LtPaddlesWebb Yeah, so the swan can break their bones with it's wings, and they're supposed to just let it do that? Dumbass. They're defending themselves.

[UberMan5000]

@LtPaddlesWebb "I am lamenting the cruelty of the human race while secretly hoping this bird severely injured them. I see no inherent irony in this."

[godsmiracle123]

omg lol its puffed up like a angry cloud but i think it must feel threatened by the sound or something

[AntisepticNoir]

Why the hell would you smack it with an oar?

[MultiRobX]

@AntisepticNoir You swing something, anything at it and it will stop attacking.

[mutlips]

@AntisepticNoir I would smack it with anything! A hammer would be better.

[Drross0]

@AntisepticNoir  So It doesnt get on board and start snappin necks??

[justdnk777]

@AntisepticNoir So the swan can stop chasing him? Duh?

[UberLifeTroll]

@AntisepticNoir Why the hell wouldn't you smack it with an oar?

[metabog]

@AntisepticNoir Because it was coming right for them. :/

[odelay34]

@AntisepticNoir I fuckin would

[Megafest7]

@AntisepticNoir Because swans are fucking dangerous, as anyone who's ever been in a river knows...

[johmarie7]

@AntisepticNoir

because the big man does NOT have the balls to say: "helpfless animal I dont hurt you. my ego doesnt need me to fight a helples creature. I only fight people my own size"

[Aenkelle]

I wonder how swans became synonymous with love and not vicious territorialism.

[jadeddragon212]

Man, swans are no joke. I could almost hear it screaming 'CHARGE!' lol

[fatgey]

om någen har data merking på denne svanen?? kan dok se kor an e?