Top gear the movie

[camouflagecamaro99]

Great show Great vid Great job! Also just like captianlilyjane said the vid has something to it. I liked it.

[AwesomeAlvin]

James may ftw

[UltraRockSounds]

Forget what people say, this video is great.

[razvanalex07]

I wonder what would be Jeremy's reaction to this vid. I bet he'd be laughing his ass off:))

[haylz4000]

@razvanalex07 haha, he probably would laugh his ass off and thne use it to embarrass James and Richard XD

[kieghacat]

I don't like how u made Hammond married but not in love with his wife.

Especially since u made it he is married to a woman but actually gay.

I know its just a fan vid and that its meant to be funny................. but..... sorry.... I just didn't work for me

[haylz4000]

@kieghacat I appreciate your opinion :D. Thank you for being nice about it, some people wouldn't have been. But, like you said, it's only a fanvid and doesn't mean anything

[kieghacat]

@haylz4000 if u were making up a movie about friendship I would have like that idea.... but since ur basing it on brokeback mountain, I guess its just a matter of opinion then, coz I'm not a fan of that movie.... but anyway, like u said, doesn't mean anything (btw I love this song)

[MrCherrynice]

@kieghacat Hoy en dia casi todos los hombres son gays, y hay dos culpables: el primero las mujeres que se hacen demasiado vulgares y el segundo los propios hombres con el propósito de conseguir conquistar a otro que sea de su agrado. Por ejemplo: El señor Jeremy tiene celos de James porque le desea. Imtenta atraerle para el.

[kieghacat]

@MrCherrynice Mi espanol es no muy bueno, pero claramente tu ingels es perfecto porque pudiste comprender mi mensaje y responder para mi.... No veo como piensas que casi todos los hombres son gays y pienso tu razones son absurdas.

Esta video es un insulto!

[MrCherrynice]

@kieghacat - No considero que me comentario sea un insulto. Es lo que mis ojos ven todos los dias. En cuanto al video, le veo como una homenaje a una muy buena amistad entre James y Richard. Son compañeros de trabajo y el exito de ese trabajo depende de una buena sincronización del respeto mutuo entre compañeros. Dañar la image de James May como lo intenta el Sr. Jeremy, creo sinceramente que es perjudicial para el programa.

[kieghacat]

@MrCherrynice I don't quite understand your arguements.... but as I said my spanish is not very good.... I said in a separate comment that I would have thought this video was a good idea if it didn't go any further than the FRIENDSHIP of James and Richard, but it does. I agree, their gettin-along is fundamental to the success of the program. But we are talking about the idea of them being a 'couple' and that is what I am opposed to in the case of this video.

[MrCherrynice]

@kieghacat - Yo no considero que James sea gay. El es un hombre aburrido y maniático dentro de una casa y eso hace dificil una convivencia con una mujer. A menos que el encontre a una que sea como el. Que pase un domingo en un garage oiendo música clásica mientras ordena las herramientas y limpia los coches con un cepillo de dientes. Y no hay nada de malo en eso.

Tu español es comprensible. Yo estudio ingles y mi nivel es muy bajo todavia. Gracias.

[kieghacat]

Soy una chica y me encanta James. Es no aburrido!!! Es muy intelligente y gracioso. Dice soy 'weird' pero tengo preferencias similares de musica a James... y actualmente, me gusta su personalidad introvertido

he estudiando espanol en liceo por dos anos.

[MrCherrynice]

@kieghacat Hola, su español es muy bueno y te ayudaré a mejorar. Me estoy portando como una “maruja”. Odio la “prensa rosa” y las personas que se alimentan de la vida privada de los famosos. Para dar por “finiquitado” el tema, estoy de acordo, el Sr. May es muy inteligente, gracioso e introvertido. Pero su “día a día” dentro de casa puede ser aburrido para algunas personas. Echando “mano” de mis conocimientos de psicología, para este señor su “media naranja” debe ser también su “alma gemela".

[MrCherrynice]

@kieghacat (Continuación)una persona que le “mole” los inventos y los destornilladores.

Por otro lado, no me gusta la música clásica. Esa no me transmite nada. Me gusta la música que mueva mi cuerpo y/o mi llegue al corazón. Pero la sinfonía más hermosa es el “rugir” de un F-1, porque lo mío son los coches, el futbol, la cerveza, la playa y toda clase de máquina impulsada por un motor. Mi mola inventar y hacer cosas. Mi apodo es Magiver. Gracias.

[Tessawho1]

this is hilarious, great job!!!

[CaptainLilyJane]

I Really love this video you know!

I'm happy you uploaded it.

I don't know what it is...

but.

this video has got 'something'

[haylz4000]

@CaptainLilyJane awww, thank you very much :D. I'm glad you enjoyed it and thanking for taking the time to watch it and comment

[mohit1224]

@CaptainLilyJane it coz of the music.. which song?

[LoveSmerch]

Haha! This made me laugh :D Well done!

[TheThomasTT]

Why only James and Richard shows and no Jeremy??

[haylz4000]

@TheThomasTT Jeremy isn't in it because the video is meant to be a brokeback mountain like spoof based around James and Richard...which makes me sound really strange haha. I made this video to take the mick out of their bromance :P

[Birgler14]

@haylz4000 you could have made it a complex love triangle haha

[timmytyphoon]

LOL...well done.Altho the last I heard James May was dating a chick who reviews for the BBC in the arts and entertainment department. An actual woman though...not just someone dressed like one.

[haylz4000]

@timmytyphoon XD, she could just be a very convincing cross dresser, you never know lol. I know none of them are gay really it's just fun to take the mick out of James and Richards bromance even if it tbh a little mean lol.

I'm glad you enjoyed the video :D

[mpowerness92]

@vaj99 because youd be in it

[vaj99]

Why dont they call the movie Top Queer?!

[haylz4000]

@vaj99 haha i wish i thought of that XD that's genius

[manecas30]

why jeremy clarkson does not appear in this video?

[TheTunerClub]

@manecas30 why not watch whole video first, you see clarkson several times

[manecas30]

@TheTunerClub well its just seems that the presenters are hammond and may.

clarkson only apears like 2 or 3 times...

[TheTunerClub]

@manecas30 yea, all i was saying is that he is in there a couple times.. but yea, its mainly about may and hammond

[stelamo]

mays a cross dresser !!!!!

[joshgrayutube]

hahah ! great video :P

[TheManGuyDude]

so.. i guess the point of this video is for gays to come in an comment " oh yeah, im gay and i like it " ?

[haylz4000]

@TheManGuyDude yeah, that was one of the things I was thinking when making it 'cause some people are gay and I really don't like when I see gay people not truly living their life because they are trying to hide who they are due to fear. Obviously some may not agree with that, but that's just my thought on the matter.

But, anyway, thank you for watching and taking the time to comment. I appreciate it :D

[pinkuggboots1]

I didnt get the whole gay thing from it personally, but I would see this movie lols... and I dont think any of them are gay even James..

[haylz4000]

@pinkuggboots1 i don't think any of them are truely gay either tbh...except maybe James though sometimes i think differently :P

Thanks for commenting 

[ktbspa123]

can anyone tell me what challenge 1.01 is? i really want to know

[unadith86]

What a good MV! Of course the boys aren't gay, but they do have a strong friendship. From which episode comes the little hug at 1;28? I think I have never seen that episode before and I really want to see them all : )

[CaptainLilyJane]

ahhh.. XD

[fierceblackdragon]

RICHARD IS NOT GAY!!!! >:-( he has a wife and 3 kids...don't care about James...he has his cat, Fusker. Still, cool vid :P

[haylz4000]

@fierceblackdragon i know he's not gay, i only made it for a laugh...which really doesn't put me in a good light does it? :P...oh well, i'm glad you still liked it. Thanks for your comment

[Cybergig00]

@haylz4000 Funny video! & Don't forget...HATERS GONNA HATE!!!!!

[amberamber1991]

hahaha, i loved it!

[ciaglass]

OMG! that was awesome!! I was like squeeee for the whole vid. :)

and how amazingly wonderful wouldn't it be if James really is gay ^^

great job!

[kris10brownuk]

Squeel! Really well done.

[madmoo1984]

Love it!

[wireashly]

sorry but i think i missed the point of this vid and im not watching it again

[Lyvanda]

Epic! LOL!

[BaneLupine]

you know what i bet someone could actually get this lipsynched because at certain scenes i swear to god it looked like they were singing

[pander094]

From the Makers of Brokeback Mountain

LMAO :D

[jasongri]

Hamster is straight. They're just good friends. I admit, if Capt. Slow is hot for either of them though, it explains why Clarkson is always packing heat on their camping trips! Bloch sleeps with an AK-47, so no "Broke back Mountain" shenanigans will be happening on his watch.

[haylz4000]

haha., that's so true. I don't really think any of them are gay...except maybe James. I just made this out of boredom. Thank you for watching and taking the time to comment ^_^

[JAWSBRO1]

this video would come in handy if one of the guys died or something.nicework on the video

[V3nd]

That was brilliant.

[sabahanboy]

whats the tittle of this song?

[crazystevelol]

chasing cars by snow patrol

[TheMercAmg]

chasing cars

[Tink26262626]

lmaoo loved this :)

James and Richards forbidden love. LOL

[yourparadise09]

can anyone tell me what episode the bit where james gestures someone over is from? it's at 1.38 for about 2 seconds :)

[slangsing]

you have serious problems. lol

[iceking123kitty]

ahahah thats good.

[TomKlassen]

Whats this video supposed to be? Is it supposed to be richard and james out of reach of jeremy?

[Francis2061]

I liked the video. Nobody is trying to claim that they are gay in real life. I viewed it as a Brokeback Mountain parody personally and it was very well done.

Some people need a sense of humour seriously. Remember: Man Love Rules. So sayeth Top Gear:)

[MushroomMai]

I can't believe people have argued over this...

Its sort of a little bit of a running joke in TopGear in some ways... there have been a couple of times in TopGear where James has said something along the lines of 'its nice to have time alone together'- innocently, but Richard taking it awkwardly. Its all just tongue in cheek humour. There are more offensive and horrrible things being done and said in this world today to be arguing over a harmless joke on youtube.

[pim1234]

Great way to high light friendship and love between two men without it being gay. A lot of men don't have that, real friends...

[hamsterdance4eva]

Giggles at the person who doesnt understand slash and thinks there is no warning of them being portrayed as gay. That's what slash is.

hehehe, I love it.

[Icebolt666]

Well done. You got some lovely film of James and Richard. Richard is sweet and funny,but I. think James is just gorgeous.I like him with longer hair, but I actually fancy him like mad with a fringe and shorter hair too. Many thanks for the effort you put into the video.

[sexybeckes]

wat episode i 1:19 from

[quinnolivia]

Which episode is 2:00 from?

[JezzaFordGT40]

loved the video and the song

[patchesdf]

That's actually pretty damn funny. I'm gonna tell James May about this.

[cazfenny]

I think the maker of the vid is just jealous....

[TGORTIZ27]

the best I've seen and that really changed my life is a good program. TOP GEAR by always!

[A3abbadq8]

REALLY THE BEST!!!!

TOP GEAR RULES...

[PorscheLieber]

I love your video man 5/5 i donno why it's down rated!

Top Gear 4 life.

[numbereightyone]

People don't like being attributed with what they are not.

How disrespectful.

[haylz4000]

Do me a favour and try reading the warnings. And also i am fully aware that this is all a load of bull but it was all for a laugh. you know? haha?

[z06camaro]

Its a fucking joke, calm down

[redrumanc99]

Top Gear ROULES

best programme ever

[QenZi]

Topgear is my favourit show. It has really changed my life.

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

I Love This!

IF YOU HATE THE VIDEO THEN DON'T WATCH IT DUMB ASS!

[juhanwill]

But how can i know, is it good or bad, before i haven't watched it? I think, you'r weird..

[hjb2269]

I dont like it. Why would anyone who is a fan of theirs or Top Gear want to take the p155 out of two of the presenters in this way??

I do not like what it infers atall.

haylz4000 - As for the 'warning' it says nothing about them being portrayed as gay... wtf does 'if you dont like slash' supposed to mean?? Slash is the guitarist in Guns n Roses.

hamsterdance4lyf08 - You wont know if you dont like it if you dont watch it, will you?? Dumb ass.

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

Oooh i'm sooo sorry, i like this, and was sticking up for the vid maker!

[QueenDeaconite]

@hjb2269 Bit of an old comment but this strikes me as odd. "Slash" is gay fan fiction...that's what this video is. It infers nothing, it's a fan vid, it's not supposed to be real. If it was, no one would have to make a video about it would they. And it's most certainly not taking the piss out of the presenters, unless you're suggesting someone being gay would be something to take the piss about, in which case I think the problem might be homophobia, rather than dislike of this video.

[doctorsaxdude]

even though many dont like this video, its all very true, well done haylaz4000, probably everyones dream job, and only 3 in the world acctually get it.

[bikerfur]

uhh, were you having a feminine moment on this one?

[tenspoonsofspin]

Very...um...romantic. Can't say I've ever thought of the lads in that light before...nor do I want to actually. It was well done but I agree with TheRandomness. LOL

[TheRandomness03]

Wrong, just wrong.

[haylz4000]

i gave a warning in the video description. If you don't like the idea of this then you shouldn't have watched it

[TheRandomness03]

and again, I repeat myself.

Wrong, just wrong.

[empian]

Brilliant. Very funny, nice editing. James May - a mans man ;-)

[macher001]

I absolutely don't get the sense of this :D

[mrsdvh75]

Aww its sweet. I bagsy sitting on james's knee. :)

[juhanwill]

k now i see.. girls stuff!!

[juhanwill]

bit too sentimental, emo. otherwords, gay:D sry

[hamsterdance4eva]

Yeah well done gay, you'd have to be pretty dumb to not realise that. But who says thats a bad thing, i thought it was beautiful.

[BlueBelle2662]

Brilliant. Those two, and me in the middle. Yes please :P

♥

[monkeybrainmidget]

this is some gay fantasy, not mine before one funny fucker replies saying so.

[QueenDeaconite]

And that was a redundant comment. Not mine before some funny less-than-pleasant-type replies saying so. ;-)

Beautifully done haylz400, lovely!

[fishtank1231]

this vid was cute!

[badskorpion]

what is the name of this song?

[qaroline]

That was amazing, and, surprisingly, immensely cute.

The part with the glances meaning everything was priceless.

James May is my hero, so I can see why Hammond might be that way.

[Jaja838]

thts pretty coool

[QueenDeaconite]

Quick question? The clip near the end of James with his arm around Richard; I think in front of the cool wall, where did you get it from?! I didn't think I'd missed a TG episode! XD

[QueenDeaconite]

That, is brilliant. ^_^ Not a slash pairing I ever thought of, but wow, it works! They're so cute!

[LoryRory]

Who wouldnt love seeing 2:19 minutes of RICHARD "Hamster" Hammond! mmmm

[Klymene7]

So sweet :-) thank you for making it...perhaps someone could make one about Jeremy and his Ford GT a tragic lovestory...hihi;-)

[ChloePhebz]

absolutley brillaint! the brokeback mountain bit had me in stitches!

[boiledpotato]

I've seen you around on TGS!

Nice vid, really sweet. ^^

[MeAndHammond4eva]

that's fab!

[Dorieetheunamazing]

Haha

First I thought there was actualy a Top Gear movie

Then I thought it was a hammond tribute

Finaly I got it :S

[Dvinski]

good, but needs some sound bites from the show

[Shadowfang3000]

thanks, yeah i know what you mean, that is exactly what i think everytime i see it since i have put it up

[haylz4000]

sorry, that was me, i was signed in on my brothers account

[kyanzar]

what happened to the clarkson!!!

[haylz4000]

Please read the description, thank you.

[xxDalekBreadxx]

ah, sorry, just realised on the description lol, I should have read that comment a few below me

[xxDalekBreadxx]

good, but it's missing the mighty clarkson!

[sazzyboo1]

thats actaully pretty good hahaha

[markieowenluver08]

i like the vid... its really good =D

i luv the hamster, but wheres jezza? :)

[W0mpa]

Sweet video.

[sazzyboo1]

wheres jezza !!

oh ....only just read the description lol

its a good vid tho

thats quite sweet really . hammond and may

aww lol

[hamsterdance4eva]

HEE HEE

[0oobethoo0]

Brilliant film making and that,

just bit harsh on Hammond and May!

[laffe]

i like this a lot :O<3

[samburn93]

nice vid

[jazztrmpr94]

Stupid.

[yasinovieve]

i dont getit really ... :D

[ChloePhebz]

have you seen brokeback mountain?

it's about two gay cowboys.

this is a mick-take

=)

[183lq6jb]

rofl! I love this vid :D

It made me laugh for the first time in days :)

[haylz4000]

^_^ thanks, i'm gald you enjoyed it

[madlegoman]

lol that was funny

[dickowitch]

im sorry... its a crap video. and thats the end.

[haylz4000]

yes i am aware that it isn't the best video in the world but it was the 1st one that i ever made.

As well as this if you didn't like it then why did you comment? I'm all up for constructive criticism but that's just being plain rude and looking at your profile i have noticed that you haven't got any videos so i think you should try to make one before you start setting standards.

[jamesabrook]

Good Comeback =]

[haylz4000]

hehe thanks :D

[samburn93]

i agree

[DerTreb]

very nice, couldn't have picked a better song ;).

[haylz4000]

Thanks ^_^

[porsche911CarreraRS]

superb vidio Bravo!

[aliaschico]

Wow extra gay! don't you think it should have been a love triangle? I mean Richard and Clarckson always seem to be tag teaming May anyway. Well done though.

[porsche911CarreraRS]

clarkson and hamond are cool and classy. but may is honest and more serios i like them eqally

[colinfirthlover]

this is brill for your first vid :D:D realy good but av ya seen james's hair on one of the first clips lmao brill vid can you please tell me how to make them :)

[Sapphirestar1]

Yay so cute! Normally I find TG slash kinda weird, but this was brilliant!

[haylz4000]

Aw thanks ^_^

[jennythezebra]

Omg that was amazing, cant believe its a first vid either :D really fantastic :D:D:D:D:D

*runs off to watch your other stuff :D*

[saffron90]

Wow, I actually haven't stopped laughing! Thank you so much! *adds to faves*

[haylz4000]

Glad you like it :D thanks for commenting

[EdoctaT]

Lol, this was hilarious. Thank you for making it, great job!!

[haylz4000]

Thanks ^_^ glad you like it

[glorfindeltheyounger]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A REAL MOVIE PLEASE.

I lol'ed at the "From The Makers of Brokeback Mountain" bit. Excellent trailer if you ask me. ^_^

I think we need an OT3 vid soon, hint hint.

[haylz4000]

lolz i only put the 'from the makers of brokeback moutanin' bit in because it made me laugh.

Hmmm an OT3 video you say. i will definatly consider it i might do it tomorrow in fact because i have nothing planned :)

I'm glad you liked it

[Raekeg]

Great video. Very sweet and love the clips chosen all though it does highlight how appaling James' hair used to be!

[haylz4000]

lolz yeah James hair has got better over the years hasn't it. I'm glad you like it and thanks for sticking up for me :D i appreciate it

[Raekeg]

You're welcome! Us TGSers need to stick together!

[Lewistur]

u gay all u showed is hammond and may isn't the show about clarkson and cars aswell

[haylz4000]

Yes i know Clarkson is in the show as well and the show isn't all about Hammond and May but if you read about the video you would have seen it is a James/Richard video so of course it is going to be based around them.

[Raekeg]

Just to stick up for Haylz here: She warned what the video was going to be about. If you don't read the synopses that's your problem. If you do and still watch something you know you won't like then you have issues.

Also, u gay - how old are you? Ten year olds can come up with better insults than that, you know, being actually insults for starters as gay is not a derogatory term.

[glorfindeltheyounger]

Oh, shit, really?! I'd not noticed that Top Gear was a *car show*. And who's this Clarkson chap you're talking about? Well, good job you pointed that out or the vidmaker might not have realised.

Obviously you're a couple of tyres short of a Hyundai Accent. Really, you'd think that the phrase "a James/Richard vid so if you don't like slash then don't watch" might give the tiniest hint as to what this video is about.

And for God's sake expand your vocabulary. Moron.

[AngelOfU2]

Truly beautiful. Wish it was a real movie. Well done.

[haylz4000]

Thanks ^_^ i'm glad you like it.

[Shadowfang3000]

lol! it must be a movie! it'll get 5 oscars :D