Youtube Poop - Gaston Buys Modern Warfare 2

[Jamesnostalgiakid]

C'mon don't bring Call of Duty into YouTube Poop, it's like the only thing it hasn't tainted.

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@Jamesnostalgiakid I figured I could use Coll of Duty's dark taint to everybody's advantage and lure CoD fans to the much better life of YouTube Pooping. It's a humanitarian cause.

[Jamesnostalgiakid]

@DarkLordSelrahc Haha I understand man, it's actually a smart move, only bad part must be the fanboys slamming you because there was no footage.

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@Jamesnostalgiakid they might slam me now, but I gave them a taste of YTP and its glorious community. Soon they will grow an unquenchable thirst for YTP, a thirst that could only by satisfied by subscribing to me. First I will conquer the Call of Duty community, then the Downfall community, then the world will soon fall to my genius! muahahahahaha

[Jamesnostalgiakid]

@DarkLordSelrahc Mwahahaha YTP like a drug, they thought CoD was addictive? they ain't seen nothing yet.....You sir have just earned a subscriber btw.

[Pooper2471]

OMFG I laughed so hard when Gaston shot Maurice to death!

[Freddisred]

SOMEONE PLAYS TF2

[RMAfan101]

0:20 GASP STUPID MARIO BROTHERS?!?!?!

[zerras3308]

whats with the avgn part?

[KillerdudeReBorn]

TACTICAL GASTON INBOUND

[Pivotchop]

MY SPINE

[CaitlinRixOfficial]

Yep, because no-one hacks like Gaston, right? :D

[mrxai658]

GAME OVER LINE EPIC :D

[TheKillswitch2468]

What did this hav to do with modern warfare 2?

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@TheKillswitch2468 That's what I want to know!

ok, I'll tell you:

The title is a joke on the coincidence that MW2 was released on the exact same day as this video.

The original name was "Gaston Fails to remain Sober"

[Kingshadowclock]

@DarkLordSelrahc Rewally now? I thoguht it was because Gaston started to shoot people and punch them like they do in MW.

[WWII4444]

@TheKillswitch2468 this is what happen after he got baned for hacking

[ComJacker]

LOL Maurice died

[dreamtheatrekikass]

"Every last inch of me's covered with 4 dozen eggs!"

[lolzfornoobs]

14 DOZEN EGGZ 4 DINNER

[superkeijikun]

Golf trophy

[chula3333]

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME

[Kevinisprime]

DENNIS DENNIS DENNIS

[plasmaTee269]

5/5 foe the title

[ProjectHelL8oY]

1:03 "touching"-Jack of Blades

[brent212cburg]

please have mercy hahaha

[sideslide23]

No ONE Kick ass like Gaston. 

[swik9880]

3 kills. It will at least get you a UAV

[MEGAXSTU]

Lefou I'm afraid I've been hacking..

Lefou: A dangerous passtime

Gaston: I know, but that wacky old coot has an aimbot- and his headshot is only so-so

[WestTexMex915]

at 0:57, i think it would have been funnier if you put the sound clip of the one fish in spongebob that says "my leg!"

[DarkMajorasmask]

you should have did the sparta thing at the end :)

[ladycheru]

lmao, Every last inch of me's covered with 4 dozen eggs. Sounds kinky ;)

[UltraPoseidon]

HA HA!!!

[sonicthehedghg2]

NEEDS MORE RAGE QUIT OK

[SSJ5G]

No one nukes the shit of the enemy team when they're winning Capture the Flag like Gaston!

[FinaleSoul1]

theres no cod lol but this vid is funnier

[NowhereWoman152]

This should not be as funny as it is.

[whateveryouthought34]

love the dying sounds ^_<

[liquidjoshi]

1:24  Golf trophy.

[looker999997]

He's using a mod on his musket

[DuchessAliana]

Was the quote about stock footage of bison in relation to Bela Lugosi's random "Pull da strink" scene in 'Glen or Glenda'? lol

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@DuchessAliana that is correct!

[lukeray007]

Gaston would be a hacker.

[DualDeathShock]

I eat HAIR every morning

[AmyEmovegan8]

beer in a kid movie

[MakaveliWiklund]

how can he shoot lefou if he is behind him???

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@MakaveliWiklund that Lefou was a Spy!

[Temp3st60]

@MakaveliWiklund Gaston is a haxor. damn modders....

[NovaJake360]

@Theemprah09 Calm down man it was a good video. Are you some kind of CoD fanboy?

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

@Theemprah09 That's the point.

[EchoBoomer1987]

@Theemprah09 Weren't you paying any attention? Gaston was getting a killstreak!

[ompakt]

This video has nothing to do with mw2 ? Whats the entire point of the title !?

[WeNeedNewRepublic99]

Gaston survived the fall.

[zhazha23]

0:29 At least Lefou died happy.

[jellywillreturn]

Hairs? Know who has a lot of hairs? Gastons who bludgeon their Belle to death with a golf trophy. Frollos have standards.

[lolathehedgehog]

OMG LOL!!!

[Amaranthus616]

@Theemprah09 you are obviously not familiar with poops...

[jkaXX51]

wow tf2 was in that

[Sandshoe218]

@Theemprah09 youtub poops ofte have random names

[zalex430]

Plz Plz i need your help- BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! i lol'd so hard XD

[JomarInFire94]

super mario theme LOL

[Rookie8254]

0:18 You'd be surprised at how much that scene has in common with MW2!

Think:

Gaston no-scoping

MW2 Junkies no-scoping

0:56

Lefou: *chair slams* AAAGGGGGHHHHHH! MAI SPINE!!! DX

[SmashLiXs]

"ow my spine" guess he became the hunchback off notredom

[M1ghty0m3ga]

DINNER

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@Theemprah09 the title is a joke on the coincidence that MW2 was released on the exact same day as this video.

The original name was "Gaston Fails to remain Sober"

[Rowed1911]

that is fucking funny

[supergameoholic]

what was that avgn sound clip at the end clip from

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@supergameoholic avgn's Ed Wood video.

[rossw75]

heheh

funny

[shadowduck001]

There's no mercy in beast's castle

[Foilsdown]

this whole fucking thing is hilarious bob is a gianormus faggot.

i lol'd hard when gaston keeps shooting the crap out of people

[RE4man101]

Modern Warfare 2? Erm... Ok.

[chincherrinas]

lol he buyed modern warfare but instead of playing it preffered to talk about his egg-filled chest and shoot old men.

[Thevas11]

0:15-0:24 best youtube moment this week

[bobplatypus]

0:00 - 0:14 Has potential 0:15 - 0:21 Has win 0:21 - 0:24 Has fail 0:24 - 0:29 Has win 0:29 - 0:33 Has fail 0:33 - 0:35 Has potential 0:35 - 0:40 Has some win 0:41 - 0:43 Has fail 0:44 - 0:56 Has some potential 0:57 - 0:59 I laughed 1:00 - 1:01 Stop that 1:02 - 1:03 Has win 1:04 - 1:12 Has potential (maybe?) 1:13 - 1:29 Has Fail

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@bobplatypus thanks for being honest.

[bobplatypus]

@DarkLordSelrahc I bet you could just look at some other videos and do things similar to them (but no ripping off of course) (or hell, rip them off, I don't care) (maybe you could do 1 part of 1 a bunch of times and see if it becomes a fad) (do that)

[TyranntX]

@bobplatypus oyu for got to mention he becomes a canable @ 0:05

[tyrannasaurasalan]

@bobplatypus

"0:00 - 0:14 Has potential" Had fail. So did the rest of it.

[magenta1000]

@bobplatypus My, you put a lot of work into that.

[michaelraspberry]

EPIQUOTES: "GOLF TROPHY" - Teh Sniper

[ArchTV]

GOLF TROPHY

[BloodyPooProductions]

when he shot Bell's dad I lold so fuckin hard

[BollyBibby]

MY SPINE!!!

[cuppycake189]

excellent

[Sporeadam]

NO ONE gets a care package; like Gaston!

[BIOSHOCKisFUN]

WTF theres nothing about modern warfare 2?!?! Oh well, I prefer TF2

[HollywoodStudios100]

Hey I just hear AVGN's voice!

[uberzeldamaster]

i looled

[askwrock]

Dinner.

[mochaknight20]

When i was a lad i ate 4 dozen eggs for dinner..er..er

[8hockey13]

so its like mw2 because he camped in the bar with the shotgun right?

[Cadatroopa]

That was pretty funny. :)

[LordManda2]

Mercy?  *drops him*

lolololol

[Scorptile3122]

Gaston's a freakin' OMA noob tuber.

[XGiftedGamerX]

1:02

That was cleaver.

*picks up Lefou and punches him*

[MYLASTDESTINYtheband]

i eat that looney old man

[Sguerina]

mercy?? è____è

[xservintage]

And now that I'm grown I eat * that loony old man!*

Those guys got PWND!

Please, your onhipotence, have mercy!!

Mercy?

(lets Gaston fall)

[tenchimuyo69]

RAMIREZ! NEUTRALIZE THAT TANK BY BREAKING OUT IN SONG.

[RedDaVincy]

EXCELLENT SOUND QUALITY

[EckoNike1]

Gaston's gamertag: Hair Eater

[AGuyThatPlaysGames]

And now that I'm grown I eat that looney old man. IT BURNS!!!

[Fullmetalminos]

touching! *punch*

[ninjarooper]

nice Angry Video GAme Nerd sound in there, lol

also, poor gaston, he just wasted $60

[temploy911]

Ac130 in bound...what Who put that their

[Ack700]

....wait a minute...

If he was shooting lafoo...

Then who was that guy sitting next to him!?

[breakerboy365]

aww 1 away from a UAV he should have had hardline on

[zunevsipod1]

I don't understand at all.

[DarkLordSelrahc]

@zunevsipod1 It's not supposed to make any sense, I was just fooling around with WMM, and put random jokes at a random order.

[kyogre402]

@zunevsipod1 because ur probably a gay justin beiber fan

[StupidPatrolBoat]

The beast will give you mercy after you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule.

[KayloMaster]

ROFL! gastaun i need your help!-

BANG BANG BANG

lolz

[miesrah12]

he was shooting people

[CrashJakFan1994]

"Please, your omnipotence, have mercy"

"Mercy?"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

[KomochiChan]

@Chaostitanium

Yeah...it didnt

[chaostitanium]

Not once did this video mention Modern warfare.

[pizzaguy98]

maurice got OWNED

[GangWarlord]

The title was funnier than the video, TBH.

[BobDawg173]

Lol when did the sniper say anting about a golf trophy

[DarkLordSelrahc]

He says it in Meet the Sniper, if you listen carefully enough.

[BobDawg173]

@DarkLordSelrahc lol I heard it I forget what he says about it lol nice video do you have tf2?

[DarkLordSelrahc]

yeah, I play tf2 when I get the chance.

[Puggwarrior]

@BobDawg173 something about a murderer beats his wife to death with a golf trophy, but a proffessional has standards

[ChromeWorks64]

Gaston was banned on Xbox Live because he kept using the care package glitch, or should I say 'Hair Package' glitch? :D

[mistermaster7492]

@ChromeWorks64 No. You definately shouldn't

[ChromeWorks64]

I subbed at 0:21 :D

[lukeray007]

What's Gaston's gamertag? lol

[DarkLordSelrahc]

I think his gamertag was : CoveredWithHair9000

[wolfbane570]

lol

[crammage]

@lukeray007

crazYolDMoriCe

[FunGuyFilmz]

@lukeray007

His gt is quite possibly zziiiXXXXSh0tzzzzxxiiizzzziixx­x

[DaLouiedude]

@lukeray007 HairyGaston471

[luckysod04]

@lukeray007 lehairyhunter

[ComJacker]

Why did the screen size keep changing to widescreen?

[ComJacker]

When I was a lad I ate hair every morning to help me,

And now that i'm grown I eat that looney old man!

[HolyknightVader999]

LOL Gaston.

What. A. Douche.

Merry Christmas Chuck!

[Blader2600]

That was funny, but where was MW2?

[DarkLordSelrahc]

It's just a random name I put in. I was gonna originally call it "Gaston Fails to Remain Sober", but I realized that I released this video the day MW2 came out.

[Blader2600]

Oh, so you were saying you're the one who bought MW2? It's a great game, isn't it? The title puts people's hopes up for a MW2 poop, but it's still good anyway.

[DarkLordSelrahc]

Really, I just made this celebrate MW2's release, but I would actually make a MW2 YTP when I think of something funny.

[Blader2600]

Please do-I will look forward to it if it is funny like this one.

[IIIIIACEIIIII]

Love it when Gaston shotguns the old man, great poop.

[Itipcows]

dude you should definately do a whole video of people falling and stuff whilst adding the sound of mario dying!!

[MikeIronweaver56]

0:20 Comeback! Buzzkill! Payback! Headshot! Offense!

[DorisDayFanatic]

HAHAHA that was great

[mochamist21]

lol@Super Mario Bros.

These Gaston poops never get old.

[izlude2]

who the FUCK gave you 3 stars???? I give this a 5! great job

[DarkLordSelrahc]

It was originally 5 stars, but Ganon and his minions seized 2 of them.