Miranda July / How to Make A Button

[makabaerli]

A real eye-opener! So much disinformation in the world I'm happy to see one true story!

[pirosho]

this is adorable AND informative. 10/10

[eklyy]

stupid

[ezreb]

I know how to make a bunion. You put on shoes that are too small and walk around in them. What I need to know is how to unmake one.

[tottyJac]

ha ha ha madness, love it

[casadejoey]

I think...I think I'm in love with her.

[nykfist]

she's kind of cute. but without that there's not much else. but she's still kind of cute. so there's still that.

[Rumpio]

THIS IS WITCHCRAFT!!!

[KingCaillou]

Miranda July is amazing!

[litesho]

I can't tell if she's crazy, funny, intelligent, or . . . god I don't know.

Anyway, she seems cool.

[ddfrisky]

not trying to be a creeper...but your eyes are beautiful!

[PhillyDad100]

I love you

[curatiflefleur]

I... And then... But the crackers....

Well okay. I'll buy that.

[ofir866]

I think this is the heaviest sarcasm video iv'e ever seen lol

[pogopocomapogo]

Sta Fuori!!

[23sluggo]

For the past several weeks I have tried to make buttons, faithfully following the steps described in your video. All i have to show for my efforts so far is a barrel load of synthetic vomit, most of which i have been forced to toss out. Please tell me what I am doing wrong. I REALLY want to do this! SERIOUSLY!

[kimoanh2000]

super FAKE

[janejanejane7]

@kimoanh2000

Haters gonna hate..

[maljamin]

somehow I got rope

[thecompleteopposite1]

BLONDE REHEAD!!!!!

[cockykid1234]

EVERYONE THIS IS SUPER FAKE!!!

[holyshiznicks]

@cockykid1234 NO WAY DUDE, IF YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN! HEY EVERYONE THIS VIDEO IS A PHONY, A BIG PHONY!

[Merlinman2005]

From reading the comments, I thought people were just pissed off because it got way too technical, and I wondered why it didn't have too many dislikes...then I watched it.

Thumbs up.

[MrTrykster]

omg i had no idea! imagine what people go through to make ZIPPERS!

[andre78hh]

trash!

[TheVinceyJ]

i dont get the humor in this

[freedomland11]

30 ppl used the wrong Cheese!!

[tiffuhny]

I love this woman

[NecroKatanaScythe]

I got stuck with a bunch of crackers (and I couldent resist subscribing =^.^=...)

[emalag999]

i definitely love you, girl

[techdudester]

Miranda is such a wunnerful freak. I couldn't stop laffing.

[brooookd33]

xDD!! Freakin FUNNY!!!

[bLacKxxxLoDgE]

FAKE/10

=]

[hanspiper]

When I tried this, I got Ritz crackers which were already round. I skipped ahead to making holes with Baby Swiss and sewed them onto my contact lenses, which now stay in place a lot better.

[jamzegillogly]

This is basically the most amazing video. I love you Miranda July. Please keep being unique :D

[567treehugger]

ok you obviously are not a professional. Everyone knows you use AMERICAN and not SWISS cheese. I mean really.

[yelowelvis]

This is BS it didn't work at all!!!

[nosyrev]

I have similar button workstation at home. But I was not succesful to make a button perhaps because of tablecloth.

[TiramSmiles]

OMG, it worked! ;D Now I know how to make buttons, thank you! <3

[ManiacMakeup]

lol...this is awezum and halarious!

[Yvettsie]

Its suppose to mean that you can use your imagination and have fun with pretending how things can be made in your head. People need to stop taking life so seriously, get off the internet, and live.

[tenserrrr]

just a poser stupid crap.

[alonesty]

will you go out with me

[indosaur]

stupid stupid stupid not cute at all just stupid

[TheDarkestHourx]

I will never look at a button the same way again. thanks! : D!!

[alonesty]

want u to know that when real buttons are made, the cause alot of pollution as the plastic sheets from which button blanks are cut are just thrown away somewhere as they cannot be recycled, wish we have a solution for that some day

anyway, Ms July, I really love you :)

[pgc0009]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha

[AxGbL87]

O_0

[DestinyOfPig]

This is not funny :D

[shannonyeungsw]

This is so fake!

[Dooley]

Um.... yeah.

[DanielleChen11]

Wtf.

[TheSunmanho]

LOL she looks like a boy.

probably a lesbian.

[ciaraara1985]

i knew newcastle had something to do with the button industry!

[mofoCutThroat]

@ciaraara1985 They're in cahoots.

[janejanejane7]

It was classy that she didn't make some joke about that stuff looking like coke.

[zuppypuppy]

Well, I'm screwed.  I was doing it along with her and didn't realize I had to be a professional for the last step. Now I'm stuck with a bunch of bottle caps. Wish i had stopped while they were crackers.

[zahava222]

I love how perfectly silly Miranda is....Thanks

[bankyy]

she talks like a little girl lol

[666devilsadvocate]

"oh no violet don't you go,violet violet don't you go".i love thao and the get down stay down!

[Salmontres]

I see what she's trying to do, but it's just not very funny. However, the comments below had me loling for a while. (Billy Mays, what the hell are you doing here?!)

[noapologiesnoregrets]

hahahahahaHAAAA

hilarious

[jessimessiness]

Brilliant. You are hilarious!

[rainbowwarrriors]

Hahahaha i love her, i hope she's as awkward as she seems in all her videos &films

[PeaceboneGotFound]

"Without it, you know, nothing would close except by zippers."

I love her.

[igordog]

miranda... i tried to make buttons but they did not work :/

[dac190]

WHAT IIS THE PURPOSE OF THIS??

[ge1org1e]

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR COMMENT??

(seriously)

[Ph0Xy]

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE

(billymays here)

[ge1org1e]

WHAT IS BILLY MAYS PURPOSE??

[EmyAugustus]

THE POINT OF THIS IS TO SHOW IN A HUMOROUS WAY HOW TONE OF VOICE AND AFFECTATIONS ARE EASY TO FAKE TO MAKE YOURSELF SOUND PROFESSIONAL AND HAVING AUTHORITY. ^_^

by the time you get this comment notifcation you prob. won't even remember leaving your original comment.

[emeraldcitylights]

This feels like a symbol for how people are "made," and how it isn't real, it's kind of stupid, and it doesn't work.

[pinboxer]

hilariously inventive and wacky.

[armyofmeisbliss]

I never realized that.

[TheWorstVlogEVER]

I want to work in a button factory.

Renee

[colorform69]

marrant means "funny" in french... i just looked it up.

[racheepiez]

but i like square buttons :(

[enavantdeux]

beaujolais is a french wine! lolol you're so marrant les americains!!

[philphie]

i'm more of a velcro man

[tacetviola]

Lol.

[hexane8]

Sexiest famous person ever!

[pturner561]

I'd like to sprinkle cracker crumbs on her tummy then kiss them away.

[kuanysh88]

like her voice :)

[fraserjeremy]

hate it. it's a high pitch typical american voice. puaj

[evasion89]

and there you have it!

[Road7100]

Lol.

[aleichem]

@remerog - yep - i never saw her sing - where could i?

[romerog]

shes got a cool soothing voice

[ScenicDude]

I've tried it so many times, what am I doing wrong?

[sedelman2]

OH MY GOD SHE'S IN EAGLE ROCK. I've been to that place a million times! (Okay, I've been there twice) but I've driven past like a zillion times (like 500 or 600) but considering that I want to BE Miranda July and play barbies with Miranda July and have her confide in me her deepest secrets I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WAS SO CLOSE. (I lived in Highland Park and Glendale for 7 years, somewhere around 7 years anyway) She was sooo close. SO CLOSE!

[porfavormeudeus]

I want to rip her buttons out

[TomSaunders89]

Newcy Brown!

I love that ale.

[pturner561]

its good with like a turkey sandwich

[skippyproduction]

she makes it look easy!

[darlyint]

sweet*

[theguccitrashcan]

inspiring. she should do a cooking show next.

[bluesrunthegame]

I learn so much with Miranda!

[magentahall1000]

Yawn....

[skippyproduction]

ms.july always knows how to put a smile on ur face!

[sunshiney99]

Brilliance :)

[qu1et]

Don't you believe her--this isn't how they make buttons at all! If you look carefully, you can tell that the square buttons are just saltines.

[nedtucker]

wait... are you telling me that wasn't a button making factory?!

[BecauseOfBoredom]

lol. she no know. it's a button factory for reals.

[sunshiney99]

hahaha... seriously?

[PaniqAnalogiq]

what the fuck I want that cheese. What she gon do with all that cheese? Shes not throwin cheese away, right?

[chrisisaboss707]

wow! i never knew any of this!

[germball2k]

i love miranda :)

[feelme7x]

you almost had me.... you are sooo damn silly :)

[laurennicolemang]

mine worked

[tyrantt23]

fake. I tried to make some at home but I couldn't get the ferberizing part to work.

[Gimic300]

I think I know where you went wrong. Are you sure you were using high voltage hardeners? If not then the ferberization won't end up right at all.

[tyrantt23]

Ahh... that did the trick. I got perfect round hardened buttons now.

Thanks.

[kandre]

AYUDA!! yo los hice pero me quedaron color violeta...será que no empleé el perforador adecuado...

SI ALGUIEN CON MÁS EXPERIENCIA PUEDE AYUDARME LE ESTARÉ MUY AGRADECIDA!!!

[MomAgainProductions]

It's incredible how Miranda July has the ability to find such wonder and imagination within all aspects of life. Her askewed view of the world should be a lesson to us all.

[emilyeatstomatoes]

precisely

[fraserjeremy]

it's like when you were a kid and you used any stupid thing like plasticine to imagine you were making stuff on your imaginary cooking program haha

[adkongledden]

amazing. now I know how they are made.

[MomAgainProductions]

Uhh, Beck is married to Marissa Ribisi, and Miranda seems to be dating Mike Mills. They might be friends though, but I doubt they are sexually active together.

[slowdive922]

you are fucking retarded.

[stepetand]

Wow GREAT. I am Laughing Out Loud!!!!!!!

[Kocczilla]

The retardation level of this video is fucking insane!

[MarijuanaGood4U]

lol

[MickeRamone]

can't believe I watched the whole thing...I must be sick

[MarijuanaGood4U]

Ditto.

[ydyammo]

Hey, reminds me of how earth was made in religion... (lallw)

[JoyousinJesus]

LOL Nothing would close, except by zippers LOL

[karonee]

haha wow, i HAVE to make some

[skipgoat]

This is how Buttons are made

[choco091625]

Miranda July!

Nice movie!!

[giraffebacon]

THIS IS HOW BUTTONS ARE MADE.