Jerry

[gizmo2445]

this series or w/e Jerrys entire story i suppose is the best thing i have seen in a while

[serenitysmom1008]

5;36 to 5;47 awsome melody.

[menofhonor27]

HE BROKE THE 4TH WALL!!!!!!

[mem123ful]

the legal way of having sex with prostitutes

[JackSpadeXI]

I what state do licenses only get suspended for four days?

[oldmanherbet]

haha thats life for you

[Rotneybot]

Wait... if he had the condom...

And if he used it...

IT'S BROKEN! D:

[Littlemandude11]

"And the prices for Bananas, Paper towels, and Bread are higher than ever as they are being bought so much!"

[thefatman69dude]

this is genius......is it sad that I have never related to a cartoon character more then i did when i watched this lol

[sshemley]

I like the fact he never takes his wallet with him....ever

[Toxicanty]

He opened the condom with his teeth.  He probably fucked it up by doing that and it broke. That's why you're not supposed to rip them open like that.

[HermitMongoose]

Barmen to that, brother.

[LittleSheikah2]

At least Jerry got laid. :P

[Darkslayer912]

He had a condom... Where did that baby come from?

[BrainDeadZombies]

@Darkslayer912 Condoms don't mean you're 100% safe, mate.

[jtmizu]

wait, didn't he use a condom?

[Maverickslayer744]

@jtmizu Condoms can break.

[MrQuantumE]

@Maverickslayer744 always double wrap ;D

[phlamingkorndawg1]

5:35 dubstep.

[tore650]

it is at these times you need songs like "optimist - jan teigen" norwegian people will know what I mean ^^,

[pokemonmatt1365]

why doesnt he take his wallet with him? xD

[DrTheKay]

I watched jacky before watching this, so it made his life seem more tragic

[slapppyisme]

I just saw this guys whole life in 6mins that's sad

[lordxheroth]

All he needed was some friends.

[Camposkpo]

2:37  .__.

[LtSurge659]

Take your wallet with you...?

[plotbelly5]

He has no pillow, sheets, or blanket? trolololol

[awesomedude252525]

when jerry had the baby and when his life was going on it was kinda musical.

[GodsGamingRealm]

1:30 Where did the hand come from?

[StoneCliffx7]

I laughed at the end...

Am I a bad person?

[ariellestanberry]

that scared ne at the end

[ariellestanberry]

the end scared me

[Jesse12926]

This made me sad.

[FalkusFilms]

dat hairline

[rock4574571234]

and thats how a met ur mother son

[thatoneguywithglasse]

WHY DON'T WE TAKE JERRY'S' WALLET AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE ?!

[HomerSimpson111]

@thatoneguywithglasse shuldent he bring it with him if he'd to drive??

[GiraffeNeckify]

@thatoneguywithglasse That idea might just be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILLED!

[idiotican]

I hope you make an animation of Jerry's wife.

[epikstartreckfart]

2:15 WOOHOO!

[epikstartreckfart]

1:42 damnit...

[epikstartreckfart]

1:36 I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[DestructoMonkey]

Whoa dude, wasn't this on newgrounds since like 2006 or so?

My mind is blown, i didn't know the guys who made apple.mov and dress.mov made this mindbender i saw so long ago

[sk92989]

damn right, quisp

[ImagoCanis]

Dude... this was supposed to be funny, but spoke to me on so many levels.

[vinle70]

Why is he so angry when he is making out?

[TheMrUsername10]

Damn, that left nipple must be shiny n clean.

[sanderistehname]

@TheMrUsername10 That's right...

[Captainslav]

Well the moral of this story is, keep your money in a locked safe box, women are whores who can't be trusted, take a vacation, change your routine, don't drink and drive and don't kill yourself or you will end up in hell. Did I miss any?

[dangaertner7]

At the end i was laughing at the same time i was thinking o my god thats terrible

[wortho27]

SHOULDN'T HAVE WENT FOR THE BOOB.

[sirMAXX77]

GOD: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your life... Oh and you're gonna burn in hell when it's all over. ENJOY! *smileyface*

[SeLlamanGorillaz]

It's stuff like this that makes me wonder why every single person on this planet hasn't turned to nihilism yet.

[Rallag7]

Makes sense.

[Katingaan]

You'd think after the first time, he'd take his wallet with him...not that he shouldn't have taken it before the first time...

[Ogre302]

Holy shit they made a toon about one of my former bosses. Now we're just waiting for him to hang himself.

[SocialEclipse]

Not gettin why Jackie has more views than this one... Considering you know. This is the first.

[HaniiPuppy]

@SocialEclipse Why do you think? Because the thumbnail for Jackie has her in bra and panties XD

[TheBinggg]

i really don't wanna watch your videos any more lol 0_0

[tattleboad]

good thing none of us are that normal! right?

[Kost747]

But he used a condom

[Mitchhhful]

@Kost747 condoms rip.

[papprapp]

never understood that, it's ok to make out, but touch on some bags of fat is not OK?

[babymariemerchant]

@papprapp Those bags of fat are called boobs and if you watched the Jackie short made by the same person, you'd understand why she didn't want to be touched.

[yanipheonu]

Dude.

[Israelthecalm]

I believe this summarizes what surely my adult life will be like. :DDD

[MultiShadow99]

poor guy he fell in to the mans trap but got lucky here and there

[girlinhat]

Full moon every night, doesn't carry his wallet when he leaves the house.

Like a boss.

[rorysux]

yup. that's life

[blackbeard1012]

this guy

has an AMAZING LIFE

BITCHES A CAR A HOUSE BOOZE

[nemesis2002b]

WHY THE HELL DOES JERRY 2 HAVE DOUBLE THE VIEWS THIS HAS!?!

[Reconical]

it takes a week to have a baby?

[1NKxCH1LL]

1:40 And thats why I hate dating.

[Trin2Rex]

This has got to be the most depressing video ever...

[TurtleBlastingOG]

"Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home, as in the tavern" LOL

[Radetzky19]

@OMGZombieKitty yeah since when does someone not need their wallet to go anywhere?  I guess he does not even need his license

[pinkpuppyball]

He sure is one hardcore worker, no weekend off or anything...

[pAiGeDrAgOnKnIgHt]

for some reason i feel like i watched this multiple times...

[Reconical]

The moon was is friend and the sun was his enemy THE SUN HUNG HIM 0_o

[NecromorphBrute]

i cant believe i watched the whole thing

[evoldevildogs]

dam this video is so real

[2dittoz]

basically an average persons life in a nutshell, take away the suicide part for some ppl

[ShelbyGraceDrake]

Angry Beavers theme in the background...?

[TheClaudioAmericano]

i laughed so f**king much on this video xxD

[MegaEdProduction]

His life is very exciting.

[ViewtifulZX]

man... this was kinda sad... all of this videos are for the most part...

[EliteXeri]

This is me in a nutshell.

[narudraw312]

@EliteXeri You killed yourself after having a child with a mexican chick who stole your money?

[trabuco9]

@EliteXeri are you dead yet?

[apolonier11]

@EliteXeri you're probably not even old enough to do wat he even does

[HyperShadic89]

@EliteXeri So you fucked a white chick twice, then a mexican chick then had a kid with the mexican chick because of a broken condom, and then hung yourself many weeks later?

[cocopup220]

@EliteXeri SO YOU'RE A GHOST?!?!?! O0O

[narrowstudios]

@EliteXeri so youre saying you hung yourself and are now burning in hell?

[IKimNah]

Dear Jerry, Do you even eat dinner...

[BCete]

5:15 if that was me she would have gotten the finger and then i would lock the door :3 happy ending 

[xonar778]

HE HAS NO SHEETS

[TheFlammableGas]

@OMGZombieKitty Do you know how many times he had to clean his nipple to earn the cash back?

[ReflectingLink]

1:28 Crotch Hand Wave

[wallace582tv]

The girl he DOES use the condom on gets pregnant, but the crack whore that he did several times, did not, fuck you scumbag condom!

[willizle02]

i like how she slapped him and had sex with him anyway. xD

[SnoozersDog]

1:28 where is that arm coming from???

[SuperGoldstar127]

To think this all could have been avoided if he just took his wallet with him. Dumbass.

[typoded]

this is probably one of the greatest animations ever made. this is art.

[loveablefilms]

that was........ sad.

[ThePeakMedia]

moral of the story: never trust a condom

[Pepperpeshee]

I wanna see the side for the cop dude!

[fireblast64]

Was it me or did it seem painful when they had sex?

[caliwunder441]

thats what you get for opeing the condom with your mouth

[RTDice11]

This is what hell is like.

[MMBNM]

Figure after the first time hed learn to actually carry his wallet...

[Behemotho]

Ah, the beauty of life ! :D

[CuddlesTaffy]

UGH I WATCHED ALL THE JERRYS :(

[Prestomydo2]

wow that baby came out fast

[vikingzimmerman]

wow



[ThriceTroll]

His father was right about him going to hell.

[TheMe172]

5:35 epic jam session

[lalalalalalalala6371]

W8 wtf? i tot he put a condom while having sex wif tat brown girl???

[ZombieZephyr]

@lalalalalalalala6371 Condom broke.

[lalalalalalalala6371]

@ZombieZephyr wad brand is the condom?

[XBlueOtakuX]

@lalalalalalalala6371 Umm... It's an animated video... Who cares? It broke. End of story.

[pacmandude345]

Rule #1 with condoms: Never open with your teeth

[bannana171]

that's a hell of a lot of quisp and beer XD

[gniawd]

Note: Take your wallet with you... WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LEAVE IT!!!! Stupid.

[OMGITSAWUTSIT]

the game of life

[MrGatsuga]

still brilliant

[epicwarlord123]

WHY WOULD SOMEONE LEAVE THEIR WALLET AT HOME

[ghostjustin4]

You would think that after the first time, that he would take his wallet with him...

[ForceTheShadow]

1:28 is that a hand from her vagina?

[PopCharmander]

Male 18-24

Male 25-34

Male 45-54

[dcruz453]

Let me get this straight, Jerry was just given the opportunity to be the father he never had, and he goes and kills himself? There goes another generation.

[Pivotchop]

@dcruz453 watch Junior.

[Grimdeath0001]

Who leaves theirwallet at home when they go to work? If he doesn't have his wallet with him, does he just put his driver's licence in his pocket or what?

[1997CODKID]

2:25 smileybelly

[InfuserGod]

Note to self: hide the wallet

[topliop]

5:30 awaiting remix

[MrHarris010]

wow this is like my life...

[Ins3rtR0ck1nNam3Her3]

Naww poor Jerry and his squeaky clean nipple :(

[Captainngamemaster]

My life, but without the sex. FML

[crumpton4]

Well this was sad as sad can be.

[fenrirgg]

I think I'm a bit depressed now =/

[RodvyVideo]

All poor Jerry had to do was discover video games...

[Rivustube]

This video is wrong, he has his own house on a grocers salary.

[wendyspwnsu]

this looks like my life

[Schnippshly]

These are terrible

[Pivotchop]

@Schnippshly stop describing your life.

[Heartilator]

That was both hilarious and depressing at the same time.

[Chaochio]

Is it normal to keep your wallet in your dresser?I always have mine with me.

[ArcherJester18]

so this is what god give us.. having a good life?... jesus christ.. -shoots myself-

[abcdfghijlnopqrst]

I really like the meaning in this,

I feel like an english teacher now :(

[F8TALPKM24]

i thought the fast forwording of the baby crying and the alarm clock was a good toon :P

[adam4malkovich]

I got the same damn alarm clock noise!!!! GOD DAMMIT I WANNA PUNCH MY LAPTOP RIGHT NOW!!!

[SurooshX]

But he used a condom!

[alexzandercorde2]

@SurooshX Well I Bet The Condom Was Week

[TheBtDubs]

i don't get it.. he used a condom..... hmmm...



[xXTheMamer345Xx]

1:23 Spanish Flea Music

[MrTonkkafly]

Who the fuck comes to a store just to buy bananas, beans and bread?

[MrPuddingTaco]

5:43 for FAWKEH BEETZ!

[jacibobs6666]

This is funny but kinda depressing too.

[xxxbones1990]

and that, kids, is why you never open a condom package with your teeth

[snowballeffect]

that's one clean left nipple.

[randombadger899]

@snowballeffect LOL

[lurviQ]

@snowballeffect But you could only see the right nipple..

[TheCrazzyCSPlayer]

@snowballeffect actualy it's right :)

[AntiKipKay]

I liked this a lot. Many live this kind of life everyday because they know of nothing else

[koalaluvr27]

why did i watch this entire thing

[jaytrooper12]

thats one big ass box of cereal

[Zhonetelle]

LOL For real, dude couldnt find somewhere else to put his wallet after the FIRST time a chick stole his cash...dumbass lol

[CyberFishy4]

That. Was kind of strange.

[PaidInBoredom]

Youd've thought he'd find a new place for his wallet and stop bangin crazy sluts who show up with babies lol

[TheHoodyninja]

youd think hed learn to take his wallet with him

[AddEmergency]

He just left his wallet at home?

[PerfectSSJ4]

Who the hell doesn't take their wallet with them?

[MrSpy3000]

why doesnt he have hears under he's arms?

[xandon24]

5:38 through 5:47 needs a dubstep remix...

[GreyfruitOTR]

Yup, minimalism dialogue done right.

[itachisan02]

who else stopped at 4:31 to read the text.

[XxYogiDorkxX]

I thought he wore a Condom. o.O

She cheated on him. xD

[skellingtonril620]

haha



[theflyingcatz]

Am i the one laughing uncontrollably at how repetitive his days are?

[razer2flame]

5:35 Remix!

[iskiml0ot]

why does everybody at the store get the same exact thing

[eggsaladinthetub]

You'd think he'd remember his wallet.